What is your favourite quote?

"Happiness can be found in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light."

and

"I've always wanted to use that spell."

"I'll have to remember that one."

"Hermione, when have any of our plans ever actually worked? We plan, we get there, all hell breaks loose."

"Scared, Potter?"
"You wish."

"I'm going to bed. Before one of you gets us killed. Or worse, expelled."
"She needs to sort out her priorities."

"Obviously."

"What are you three doing inside on a day like today? People might think you're…up…to something."

"Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon, doesn't mean we all have."

"Probably infested with Nargles."
"What are Nargles?"
"No idea."

"You're just as sane as I am."

"Give her hell from us, Peeves."

"Oh are you a prefect Percy? You should have said something, we had no idea."
"Hang on, I think I remember him saying something about it. Once--"
"Or twice--"
"A minute--"
"All summer--"
"Oh, shut up!"

"Alas, earwax."

"Are you quite sure you wouldn't like a cough drop, Dolores?"

"You're just as sane as I am."

"You may not like it Minister, but you can't deny Dumbledore's got style."

"From now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell, 'Die, Ron, die.' I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong."

"Dark and difficult times lie ahead. Soon we must face the choice between what is right and what is easy."

"If you want to know what a man's like, take a look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals."

"Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

"Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?"

"The thing about growing up with Fred and George is that you sort of start thinking anything's possible if you've got enough nerve."

"Don't worry Ginny, we'll send you loads of owls."
"We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat."
"George!"

"And there'll be little flags on the bonnets, with HB on them--"
"--For Humongous Bighead."

"So he hauled us off to his office and started threatening us with the usual--"
"--detention--"
"--disembowelment--"

"So this map shows..."
"Everyone."
"Everyone?"
"Where they are--"
"What they're doing--"
"Every minute--"
"--Of everyday!"
"Brilliant!"

"Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs that he keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business"
"Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git."
"Mr. Padfoot would like to register his atonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor."
"Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape a good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball."

"You foul loathsome, evil, little cockroach!"
"Hermione no! He's not worth it!"
She punches Malfoy
"That felt good."
"Not good. Brilliant!"

"Now repeat after me-- without wands please--repeat after me, Riddikulus."
"Riddikulus!"
"And again!"
"Riddikulus!"
"This class is ridiculous..."

"He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo."

"But we're not stupid--we know we're called Gred and Forge."

"We did it, we bashed them, wee Potter's the one, And Voldy's gone moldy, so now let's have fun!"

"I've always wanted to use that spell!"

"Hello beautiful" <~ I really like this one :)

"Honestly woman, you call yourself our mother?"

Cissy put the boys in the cellar I'm going to have a conversation with this one, girl to girl!

Or any other Bella quote. ;P