Harry Potter Vs. Twilight Things We Must Not Do At Hogwarts.

LoveforSeverus posted on Jun 23, 2010 at 06:31PM
1.It is not necessary to yell ‘POOF!’ every time I Apparate.

2. I will not use Umbridge’s quill to write ‘I told you I was hardcore’.

3. It is generally accepted that cats and dragons cannot interbreed, and I should not attempt to disprove this theory, no matter how wicked the results would be.

4. Asking ‘How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?’ and walking away is only funny the first time.

5. Any resemblance between Dementors and Nargles is coincidental.

6. I am not allowed to declare an official Hug-A-Slytherin day.

7.I will not charm the suits of armor to perform a rendition of ‘Knights at the Round
Table’ for the Christmas feast.

8. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

9. I will not wear my ‘DEATH EATER AND PROUD OF IT!’ shirt to school.

10. Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year’s Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor is tasteless and tacky, not a good money-making concept.

Just some to start.
last edited on Jul 10, 2010 at 06:44PM

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