Harry Potter Vs. Twilight Article: Why I hate Twilight.

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posted by RavenclawRocks

Before you all come out with pitchforks and guns, I'd just like to say this is my opinion.

1, Half of the fans only like Twilight, because they think Rob/Taylor is hot.

2, I can't argue about the plot because there isn't one.

3, Bella has no personaility.

4, Edward is just plain creepy.

5, Bella always needs a man in her life. When Edward leaves she needs Jacob. This is really stupid.

6,Bella wouldn't even look at Edward if he wasn't hot.

7, Edward wouldn't look at Bella if she didn't smell good.

8, It gives a bad message. Like kill yourself when your sparkly boyfriend is around. Or there is no point in being happy unless you have a boyfriend. Or it's ok to ditch your friends to date a super hot vampire.

9,Meyer constantly repeats the same words to tell us how hot Edward is. This gets boring after two pages.

10, The actors suck.

There,ten reasons. Feel free to add on more.

HaleyDewit, Harrypotter148 and 1 other like this

emilykuru LOL . i have written something like this u know but its about bella and not twilight. anyways i go with u especially on point 7 and 6. right said. gud article.

SpeedyGonzalez I agree with every point, good reasons =)

nany5755 lol!! i agree

youknowit101 1. Not liking it because of why other people like it is just as shallow 2. It has a plot, you just don't like it 3. Bella has a personality, you just don't like it i'll skip te rest you don't like it because you misinterpreted it

AllyAM ^ 3. She has a personality, but imo its REALLY bland. I get that she's not really supposed to be a normal teen, but why is ALL she thinks about Edward, Jacob, or how much her new life stinks?

alexthedog I love this article.

Harrypotter148 youknowit101 There really is not much of a plot and everyone has there own interpretation of book, ___ I agree. There all true!

youknowit101 There's still a plot, even if you don't like it

AllyAM It's a bit of a weak plot in my opinion, but there is a plot there kinda

fireladyofzuko I agree with just about everything here. Mm, yes, there is a plot, but true, it is a very weak one

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Percy Jackson agrees with Harry

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Can 35 Million Book Buyers Be Wrong? Yes. (by: Harold Bloom)

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Role Model Wars (Ginny, Hermione and Bella)

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Note: This is my opinion, but I use facts from the book.You are more than welcome to have a different opinion than my own and feel free to state it. I was not rude in this article (and I use facts to support my reasoning) so please be curious and do the same :)
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Education:
Ginny-
Not much is known about Ginny's education. Since Harry Potter is told in third person, and focuses entirely on Harry, Ginny tends to get pushed into the background. So, this part is all assumption.
We know she is an accomplished Bat-boogey hexer (it's why Slughorn took...