Harry Potter Vs. Twilight Article: Finding Twilight a Theme Song

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posted by siriuslyawesome

A little play.

(setting-a stage. Creepy smoke rolls on ground, odd blue lighting. Edward stands looking at wall and thinking)
Edward:Hmmm...
Harry:Hey Edward! What's going on?
(Edward ignores him)
Harry:Is something wrong? Is Bella being a pain or...
Bella: (runs in) WHY ARE YOU MAKING EDWARD UPSET?
Harry:I'm not trying to-
(Hermione runs in, panting)
Hermione: I heard yelling-what's going on?
Bella: Harry's making Eddieward mad.
Harry:I just asked if he was okay-
Bella:AND THAT MADE HIM UPSET!
Hermione: Bella, calm down.
Bella: DON"T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN YOU CALM DOWN!!!!!!
Hermione: That's it! (Pulls out wand.)
Ron: (runs in) Hermione, what are you doing?
(Hermione lowers wand, suprised)
Edward:Do you guys want to know WHY I'm upset?
Harry: Nope.
Ron:No.
Hermione:Nah, not really.
Bella: OH PLEASE TELL ME!!!
Edward: Well, some people are saying that HP is better than Twilight because Twilight has no theme song. I just can't think of one!
Harry:Why don't you use Boom Boom Pow?? It goes along perfectly with the book....
Hermione: How about "The Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies" by Tchaikovsky? You are sugar plum fairies...(grins, Ron laughs)
Bella:Don't you DARE insult sparkly vampires! (Throws a punch at Harry, misses and hits Edward. He falls to the ground)
Bella: EDDIEWARD I'M SO SORRY!
Harry: Let's leave before this gets crazy.
Ron:(stares at Bella) She NEEDS to sort out her priorities.
Bella: MEANIES! (Plots revenge against them)
Hermione: See ya, Bella
Ron:Er...nice to meet you.
Harry:Hope to uh...see you again.
(A crack as they apparate)
WHAT DO YOU THINK THE TWILIGHT THEME SONG SHOULD BE?

ThirdPhoenix likes this

LinaHarrow I think "Bella's Lullaby" would work nicely.

Junkie4Jesus Edward isn't a sparkly vampire. He's a freaking Fairy!! He's covered in glitter and lives in the woods!!!!! Silly people:) I think he's a male tooth fairy....lol

Junkie4Jesus Now for a Theme song......IDK?!

Darkshine Dance of the Sugar Plum fairy would be great. x)

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posted by XDRoseLuvsHP

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