There once was a young adult woman named Astrid. One day in Spring 2008, her good friend, Rhonda visited her. She told Astrid about this book series called Twilight, Rhonda said that she read the books and that they were really good. Astrid then went to Borders and bought the three books. When she got home, she opened up the first book and started to read away. Astrid then decided that she liked it too. A day later, she read New Moon, only this time, Astrid didn't like it as much as Twilight. Wishing to continue reading after the slight disliking, she read Eclipse hoping it would be better than New Moon, it was. The only thing bad about Eclipse was that Bella's trouble with making a choice was annoying and Edward's overprotective behavior ticked her off.
Then August came and Astrid was ready for Breaking Dawn. Her younger sister, Sandy also got interested in the Twilight Series and was eager to read it too. When Astrid read Breaking Dawn, however, she was disappointed. She then reread the other three books and discovered that she didn't like them anymore either. That's when Astrid realized that Twilight was utter garbage all this time.
Three months later, the Twilight movie came out, Astrid decided to watch it to see if it would be better than the book. There were teenage girls screaming with glee throughout almost the whole movie. Astrid's husband wanted to leave or shoot himself to end the mental pain and after the end of the movie, Astrid came to a conclusion: she hated the Twilight Series. This hatred for Twilight strengthened her liking for Harry Potter and Astrid decided to sell her Twilight books.
Then August came and Astrid was ready for Breaking Dawn. Her younger sister, Sandy also got interested in the Twilight Series and was eager to read it too. When Astrid read Breaking Dawn, however, she was disappointed. She then reread the other three books and discovered that she didn't like them anymore either. That's when Astrid realized that Twilight was utter garbage all this time.
Three months later, the Twilight movie came out, Astrid decided to watch it to see if it would be better than the book. There were teenage girls screaming with glee throughout almost the whole movie. Astrid's husband wanted to leave or shoot himself to end the mental pain and after the end of the movie, Astrid came to a conclusion: she hated the Twilight Series. This hatred for Twilight strengthened her liking for Harry Potter and Astrid decided to sell her Twilight books.
(A customer in her late teens approaches me in the bookstore.)
Customer: “Hey, do you guys sell the Twilight books?”
Me: “Yes, they’re right over there.”
Customer: “Have you read them?”
Me: “Yes, I have.”
Customer: “Didn’t you just LOVE them?!”
Me: “Well, actually, they aren’t really my type of book, so–”
Customer: *suddenly furious* “Are you f***ing serious?! These are the best books ever written! I’m going to tell Edward to come and bite you and drink all your blood!”
Me: *backing away* “Have a nice day, ma’am…”
were are you harry asked ron over here can't you see me am right in front of you.
no i cant see you it's so drak a cat even could not see in here.
hah ron very funny, lets try to find a light swicht for you can see.
ron i found one. well then turn it one then
i am don't worry
boo am going to suck your owls blood.
right then the sun came toungt the window and then edward begin to spark
look harry this vamiper sparks how sad is that.
ron is he waring girls cothing
yay i think he is
no am not but am in love with a human girl
harry and ron at the same time laghed them selfed silly
and that's the end of this fine story
no i cant see you it's so drak a cat even could not see in here.
hah ron very funny, lets try to find a light swicht for you can see.
ron i found one. well then turn it one then
i am don't worry
boo am going to suck your owls blood.
right then the sun came toungt the window and then edward begin to spark
look harry this vamiper sparks how sad is that.
ron is he waring girls cothing
yay i think he is
no am not but am in love with a human girl
harry and ron at the same time laghed them selfed silly
and that's the end of this fine story