Harry Potter Vs. Twilight Article: 21 things the Twilight Saga has that the Harry Potter series doesn't

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21 things the Twilight Saga has that the Harry Potter series doesn't

posted by AprilCandy42

1. Sparkles.
2. Lust.
3. Super-whiny Mary Sues
4. Renestard, err I mean, Renesmee.
5. Swan. (no, not just BELLA Swan! Don't forget the better Bella, BELLATRIX!!!)
6. Jacob (no, not Jacob BLACK, because the surname of Black is in HP too!)
7. More of Romeo and Juliet.
8. Edwart, *cough*, Edward Cullen.
9. Rosalie Hale.
10. Jasper Hale.
11. Alice Cullen.
12. Emmett Cullen.
13. Vampire Baseball.
14. Thesaurus Rape.
15. Stephenie Meyer (The Bitch who wrote it all)
16. The Volturi.
17. Tyler's Van.
18. Imprinting.
19. Rated R-ness.
20. Unreal werewolves.
21. Horrible vampires.

That's all I got. So, there's 21, so what if that's kind of a whole lot? HP has Severus Snape! Beat that, Toilet!

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AprilCandy42 You can add, if you like :))

abitofaLunaTic ^^ OK,thanks. 22. The word "chagrin" 23. An anti-climatic ending 24. An impossibly happy ending

AprilCandy42 I always hated the word "chagrin"

abitofaLunaTic I bet her overuse increased that hatred, huh?

AprilCandy42 Oh yes. Actually, all the weird words Smeyer's used increased my hatred in the book.

ToyletGnome Harry Potter actually does have lust (Lavender and Ron), but it's presented as lust, as opposed to Bella and Edward, Rosalie and Emmett, etc. who's relationships are lust disguised as "true love." They also have paedophilia.

AprilCandy42 ^ Oh yeah, I almost forgot about pedophilia. :D 25. Pedophilia

Mrs-Grint The overuse of the words "beautiful", "god-like", "cold", "marble" etc, etc. Good list :P

mimifaith Why have you named a load of names from the series? We're quite proud not to have them... i'm looking forward to some fool-proof ideas!

AprilCandy42 Thanks, Annie :))

lemony44 The way people aren't sure Bella and Edward will stay together untill they have a kid, or better, untill Jacob INPRINTS on it. (yes, IT.) and the way people know Ron(<3) and Hermione are meant to be from the moment he asks her about Viktor Krum. Hehe.

Herm-o-ninny Hagrid actually does say the word chargin, in chapter 5 Keeper of the Keys, in book 1 . XD Loved the list btw.