If I were to write “Breaking Dawn” (minus the part of the Volturi getting arrested by the police), here’s how it would go:
1. Bella beats up Jake for imprinting on her daughter
2. Volturi get word about Renesmee’s birth and rush off to Forks, bringing an entire army with them
3. Cullens get allies and several people who just flat-out hate the Volturi.
4. Wolves get in on it
5. Big battle ensues and several allies (like Tanya and Rosalie) die
6. Renesmee runs away and hides and Jacob follows her
7. Alice and Jasper show up with SEVERAL half-breeds
8. Volturi freaks out; one fathered a half breed
9. Cullens and allies beat them and kill them
10. Cullens are now the new Volturi; and they rule long and everyone is happy. Plus they change the laws and sign peace treaties with werewolves. vampires everywhere are happy.
11. Renesmee falls in love with a half-breed and breaks Jacob’s heart. He is forced to hook up with Leah, but she later abandons him and their children.
12. Stephan and myself return to Forks and infiltrate the Cullens from the inside.
13. We convince Jacob to go to Egypt and reveal himself to the humans.
14. Amun thinks he's the head honcho of the Middle East, so he'll take care of the mutt.
15. Bella becomes depressed and runs away to Egypt to be killed also.
16. Edward's not far behind.
17. The Cullens crumble and we seize power.
18. Well, they all lived happily ever after.
So now you know!
comments:
barbierose[/b[: well, that’s interesting! but where do I come in?
[b]dracula1: Tell me, blond one. Do you know how to drown a blond?
barbierose: SHUT UP!
alphawannabe: ouch! you made Jacob turn into a wuss!
she-wolf: only because he was an idiot.
vampdoctor: well, too bad for Aro; I wished he and I remained friends.
she-wolf: like you’d ever be friends with that viper!
gay4Carlisle: but we are friends! aren’t we, Carlisle?
(everyone else has logged off)
gay4Carlisle: but why does everyone have to leave me hanging whenever I show up?
redeyed: because we’re seen as the bad guys.
stillmourningforDidyme: and nobody even likes us!
gay4Carlisle: but that’s not fair! we get beaten and THEY get to take over! I don’t think that’s cool!
redeyed: Marcus, did you father any children?
stillmourningforDidyme: ok, ok! so I did! what’s the big deal?
redeyed: just checking.
CREDITS
brbierose - Rosalie Hale
dracula1 - Vladimir
alphawannabe - Paul Lahote
she-wolf - Leah clearwater
vampdoctor - Carlisle Cullen
gay4Carlisle - Aro
redeyed - Caius
stillmourningforDidyme - Marcus
1. Bella beats up Jake for imprinting on her daughter
2. Volturi get word about Renesmee’s birth and rush off to Forks, bringing an entire army with them
3. Cullens get allies and several people who just flat-out hate the Volturi.
4. Wolves get in on it
5. Big battle ensues and several allies (like Tanya and Rosalie) die
6. Renesmee runs away and hides and Jacob follows her
7. Alice and Jasper show up with SEVERAL half-breeds
8. Volturi freaks out; one fathered a half breed
9. Cullens and allies beat them and kill them
10. Cullens are now the new Volturi; and they rule long and everyone is happy. Plus they change the laws and sign peace treaties with werewolves. vampires everywhere are happy.
11. Renesmee falls in love with a half-breed and breaks Jacob’s heart. He is forced to hook up with Leah, but she later abandons him and their children.
12. Stephan and myself return to Forks and infiltrate the Cullens from the inside.
13. We convince Jacob to go to Egypt and reveal himself to the humans.
14. Amun thinks he's the head honcho of the Middle East, so he'll take care of the mutt.
15. Bella becomes depressed and runs away to Egypt to be killed also.
16. Edward's not far behind.
17. The Cullens crumble and we seize power.
18. Well, they all lived happily ever after.
So now you know!
comments:
barbierose[/b[: well, that’s interesting! but where do I come in?
[b]dracula1: Tell me, blond one. Do you know how to drown a blond?
barbierose: SHUT UP!
alphawannabe: ouch! you made Jacob turn into a wuss!
she-wolf: only because he was an idiot.
vampdoctor: well, too bad for Aro; I wished he and I remained friends.
she-wolf: like you’d ever be friends with that viper!
gay4Carlisle: but we are friends! aren’t we, Carlisle?
(everyone else has logged off)
gay4Carlisle: but why does everyone have to leave me hanging whenever I show up?
redeyed: because we’re seen as the bad guys.
stillmourningforDidyme: and nobody even likes us!
gay4Carlisle: but that’s not fair! we get beaten and THEY get to take over! I don’t think that’s cool!
redeyed: Marcus, did you father any children?
stillmourningforDidyme: ok, ok! so I did! what’s the big deal?
redeyed: just checking.
CREDITS
brbierose - Rosalie Hale
dracula1 - Vladimir
alphawannabe - Paul Lahote
she-wolf - Leah clearwater
vampdoctor - Carlisle Cullen
gay4Carlisle - Aro
redeyed - Caius
stillmourningforDidyme - Marcus
Okay guys, I know everyone's got their own opinion and not everyone has the RIGHT opinion, but as a Twilight fan, can one of you Potter fans explain what you guys see in Harry Potter? Honestly, I haven't read all the books, but I've seen all the movies and they just don't make any sense. And another thing, the plot is bland and there's no real depth to it, like in Twilight. Harry Potter, also has no love in it, which makes for a boring story. Anyways, I just wanted to know what you crazies see in those books and stuff...
Okay...
See ya :D
Mariella
xxx
Okay...
See ya :D
Mariella
xxx
1. its just all thrown together and the movies leave out way to much.
2. it has no meaning just a girl falls in love then is a vampire the end.
3. is just plain stupid.simple as that
4. theres nothing to figure out. its to predictable.
5. it dosent have enough back story which goes back to # 1
6.and stephine myer wants to keep all the good players while j.k. isnt afraid to for the sake of the book
7.why doesnt she mentention why bellas parent got seperated which geos back to #4
8. it has no plot
9. the problem is the same all the way throughout the sires as h.p. faces many problems.
10.its down right boring hmm lets read the same boring thing over and over! yea! NOT!
TEN REASONS TWILIGHT IS HORRIBLE!!!!
2. it has no meaning just a girl falls in love then is a vampire the end.
3. is just plain stupid.simple as that
4. theres nothing to figure out. its to predictable.
5. it dosent have enough back story which goes back to # 1
6.and stephine myer wants to keep all the good players while j.k. isnt afraid to for the sake of the book
7.why doesnt she mentention why bellas parent got seperated which geos back to #4
8. it has no plot
9. the problem is the same all the way throughout the sires as h.p. faces many problems.
10.its down right boring hmm lets read the same boring thing over and over! yea! NOT!
TEN REASONS TWILIGHT IS HORRIBLE!!!!
"This kiss between Hermione and Ron is highly anticipated, it's been building up for eight films now. And Harry Potter is not Twilight, you know; we're not selling sex." - Emma Watson
If you think Emma Watson is stupid for quoting this, you are outta your mind. You think Twilight's not selling sex? Irony. Irony how some twi-hards reason out "BECAUSE EDWARD CULLEN IS SO SEXY!!!" if asked why Twilight is better than Harry Potter.
For me, Twilight is just popular 'cause it has sex appeal. Wait for several years, no one will be talking about Twilight anymore.. Harry Potter won't be talked about that much but it will never be forgotten.In my case, I know Harry Potter will be a future classic.
Twilight fans go ahead and attack me, whenever you're ready.
If you think Emma Watson is stupid for quoting this, you are outta your mind. You think Twilight's not selling sex? Irony. Irony how some twi-hards reason out "BECAUSE EDWARD CULLEN IS SO SEXY!!!" if asked why Twilight is better than Harry Potter.
For me, Twilight is just popular 'cause it has sex appeal. Wait for several years, no one will be talking about Twilight anymore.. Harry Potter won't be talked about that much but it will never be forgotten.In my case, I know Harry Potter will be a future classic.
Twilight fans go ahead and attack me, whenever you're ready.
