Post funny theme songs for your series of choice! More info inside.

So basically, add funny song titles/lyrics to describe either a character, a scene, a relationship or a book.

If the song title itself isn't funny post the part of the lyrics that you think fits.

My choices:

-Bella and Edward's Honeymoon Theme Song: "Frozen Banana" by Parry Gripp
-Edward Cullen's Theme Song: "I Want to Be Straight" by Ian Dury & The Blockheads
-Jacob's Love for Bella Theme Song: "I'll Do You Like a Truck" by Geo Da Silva
-Severus Snape's Theme Song: "Time to Pretend" by MGMT
-Harry's Relationship with the Dursleys Theme Song: "Thank You For Nothing" by Kleerup
-Ron & Hermione's Relationship Song: "Kiss with a Fist" by Florence + the Machine
-Voldemort & Prof. Quirrell Theme Song: "Inside of You" by Infant Sorrow