how many of yous,,,???

Read very carefully:

You. Are. Not. A. Vampire.

You are a very annoying, stupid troll who will not get off this spot. You're wasting everyone's time, including your own, with this nonsense. I don't know if you're doing it for the attention or if you're serious, but stop. It's not funny.

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*faceDESK*

your posts make me vomit, so does your pseudo-vampirism.

GET.

*gigglesnort* If you are such a vampire, then why are you on Fanpop telling people you are a vampire? Even Edward had a bit of a go to keep it a secret. :D

Hmm... you know what, you remind me of one of those fanpires in that Buffy episode where they all got locked in that club and Spike and his minions nearly killed all of them. The key word being "killed". :P

So please STFU about being a vampire. You're not one, you'll never be one, and you'd probably run like hell if you ever encounter one.

If you're still a vampire after this, then I'm a Slayerette. I could dust you before you could say "Grr argh"!

Now good night y'all, and remember, beer is bad for you! ;D

Sorry to be the partypooper (or whatever its called..), but I'm pretty sure you're not a vampire. Even if you were, I don't think you would WANT to be one. Its a curse to live forever, not a gift. Would you rather watch all the people you love die around you, while you are helpless to do anything but watch? Or would you rather grow and die peacefully with them? Also... Vampires aren't "hot" and "sexy" and "glittery" and "superhumanliekomgimsofast" (JKKKK). A ~real~ vampire lives on human blood, cannot be trusted, and fries like bacon in the sun.

I DO NOT MEAN TO OFFEND ANY TWILIGHTERS. If I did, then I apologize for whatever the heck I did wrong. Peace :)

*facepalm*

*double facepalm* I'm sorry, I'm going to need a couple more hands to facepalm me to describe how extraordinarily dim this question is.

I'm not a vampire.

Just a freak. :)

Let me bring up a new question... why do people insist on saying things like, im a vampire, im a wearewolf, or im a certian character?

I'll ask nicely, will you please stop it already?

forget vampires, im a neko =^_^=

*slams head on keyboard repeatedly*

I'm officially a direct descendant to King Charles II of Spain! Yippie! ......

minor point here.... assuming you are a vampire (i mean youre not youre just delusional, insane or attention seeking), surely eternal life you have enjoyed thus far would have taught you HOW TO SPELL?

I don't want to be mean or anything, but
you are not (in itallic) a vampire.

And wouldn't your "peeps" be vampires too? So you know you're not the only vampire in the world, so in the million or so fanpop users, the odds of having another vampire would be huge, especially defending their species from us big bad potterheads?

I bet I'll confuse someone wiht my wannabee logic.

And people are reacting to this and then you say "I don't like twilight" in capslock, which confuses us because Harry Potter fans aren't usually the ones who say they are vampires, especially not animal-blood drinkers. It seems to me like you're trying to run away from the comment you made, which isn't working with us. Potterhead and Twilighters alike are veyr persistant.

Listen... You Arent a Vampire vampires are Fictional Characters In Stories Like Twilight and Harry Potter (No Offense) and even if u like blood that makes u like a Vamp Not A Vamp Got it memorized and no offense i cant read what u write. Peace *Slashes u with chainsaw* >:D

So you are not vampire you just a kid obsessed of vampires and think that can be real.I know its not okay to tell kids stuff like fairy tales aren't real or santa claus is not real but i will to you:VAMPIRES ARE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS they aren't REAL so you CAN'T be one okay ?