Hermione vs Bella: What happens?!

Well okay... Hermione being a muggle traveled to Forks Washington and happen across a schoolgirl named Bella Swan. Hermione is now of age so when Bella acted all defensive about something, rather moody, Hermione said " this is against my better judgement, but you should know Im a witch and top of my class." Bella replied " And you should know I have a werewolf and vampire who have the hots for me." Hermione, " really, I had a teacher named Professor Lupin who was a Werewolf, and have met several vampires, why not introduce me to these saviors of yours?" Bella- " Fine". They go to the woods and there in the shadows is Jacob Black and Edward Cullen. Hermione " CEDRIC? your alive? AND you came back as a sparkly vampire?" " And I dont know who you are, but nice pecks." - motioning toward Jacob. " Boy Im really sorry, but Harry and Ron will need to know about this." Hermione attempts to leave. Edward flies in the air and stops her. " what are you doing?" " You threaten Bella, you threaten me." she replies " OH really, well then...this is difficult only ever been done by dark wizards but I have two words for you Mr. Edward..Aveada Kedavra!" Bella- " EDWARD!" Hermione " stay back missy! or you'll meet your maker too." Jacob- " Hey, Im still here" Now he jumps and pounces on her. Hermione " well that does cause a problem.- Aveada Kadavra". Bella " JACOB". Hermione " I guess you have to fend for your self now." But something strange happens, Hermione is starting to act weird..gasping for air, like she needs a potion of somekind, then all of a sudden. She turns into this scary looking witch with heavily lidded eyes and Black hair with a white streak. " Im actually not Hermione, the little mudblood. Im Bellatrix Lestrange. You took my name YOU FILTHY LITTLE MUDBLOOD!"...." Im actually not going to kill you ...yet. I want to introduce you to this little curse called the Cruciatus." Bella Swan- " What the hell?" Bellatrix" Now, Crucio!" Bella -" AHHH, Owwww,! Bellatrix " Okay thats enough, now you can meet MY boyfriend, he LOVES little mudblood girls. * cackles*" They vanish back to Death Eater headquarters.

THE END...

Once in a certain era, there were two females. One had intelligence beyond compare, while the other was merely a twatface. They met each other at a specific intersection, somewhere the twatface had her hundredth period. They met in London, where the witty one spent most of her life, and the stupid girl had to go and save her boyfriend, probably the fiftieth time. The smart one was Hermione Jean Granger, extremely bright student at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. The other was Isabella Marie Swan, plain, stubborn girl with a thirst for her "hawt" boyfriend Edward Cullen and hunger for sutpidity.

They met at a certain restaurant. They started to chat.
"Hello." said Hermione.
"Hi." said Bella in response.
"Bella!" Edward Cullen called out. "Come, let's go to the store you wanted!"
"Alright"
"Hmmph..." Hermione pouted, "What an absurd boy..."

A few days of getting to know each other had brought Hermione to her limit. She can no longer take the long, crappy descriptions about Edward and her addiction to Edward. She couldn't take it anymore, she wanted to kill her, but it would result to getting her expelled, which she feared. Hermione had no choice, she had to call the Death Eaters somehow. She went to get an owl and sent a letter bearing these words:

"Death Eaters, I'm asking you this very simple favor. Kill Bella Swan. She's too stupid. I would've asked the Ministry of Magic to kill her but then I have to go to a dumb hearing. So I went to you." -Hermione Granger

Quite reasonable, she thought. She attached it willingly to the owl's feet. In a few moments the Death Eaters have come.
"What do you want, Granger?" Bellatrix Lestrange asked.
"I want you to kill Bella Swan."
"Where to?"
"Over there." Hermione pointed at Bella.
"Alright."
Bellatrix aimed her wand at poor Bella. And with no mercy, she shouted the words, "AVADA KEDAVRA!" In a few seconds a flash of green light bore from the tip of Bellatrix's wand and hit Bella. Before Bella could say her goodbye to Edward, she lay there, dead. Hermione looked at the girl who just lay there on the cold ground. "I'm sorry you didn't have as much knowledge that I had, you were just too insipid for me to feel actually sorry. You understand? Good." Hermione whispered in Bella's dead ears.
She stood up and left. She thanked the Death Eaters. She was too annoyed with her, not only her but everyone else. She knew she had to do something. So then, she left and went over to her home. She had nothing else to do.

This should be fun XD

The fight is over something stupid, like Hermione saying that no, she was NOT jealous that Edward was in love with Bella, not her. She said that she liked her feminism, thank you very much.

Bella got angry, and screamed, "HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY BOYFRIEND AND ME!!!!!1! ARGGGGGHHHH!!!" (yes, the 1 is there on purpose) She races over with her sparklypire speed to Hermione, who pulls out a wand and holds it to Bella's throat. Bella freezes and realizes that she's doomed. Turns out... her "power" only works on sparklypire magic, not wizarding magic. Hermione doesn't bother ripping her up; not worth the energy. She just uses, "INCENDIO!" and Bella goes up in flames. Before Bella can run for a stream (it takes her a while to come up with that because she's not the brightest girl around) Hermione uses "Petrificus Totalus!" and freezes Bella to the spot.

The end :D

I would have done some more stuff with "Crucio!" and even "Tantallegra!" but I don't think Hermione would do that. If it were Bellatrix, however... *evil grin*

I don't think I can write a short story,I write long stories.Is that okay?I'll post it in an article once I'm ready.

One day Hermione was walking on the street singing doot doot doot i saw the pickle when she saw bella. Bella was chasing Edward for some unknown reason and she was trying to attack him. Hermione walked in, trying to stop them when Bella started to attack her. Edward ran away. Hermione grabbed her wand and shouted OMGFTW! And Bella started running in circles. The spell wore off and she charged at Hermione. Hermione grabbed her and shouted IMPERIO!!! Bella had the strong urge to walk away. Just as she was doing so, Edward came in and grabbed Hermione by the neck and shouted GIVE ME THE POTATO NOW! or face death. Hermione said NEVER! Edward put his face close to her neck, trying to bite her. Ron came in and shouted EXPECTO PATRONIUM!! and Edward fell to the ground. ron said oops i thought he was a dementor. Then Bella, Hermione, and Ron all went out to get candy at candy mountain. they gave Edward acid pops, ton tounge toffee, and canary cream. The next day they found a snowy white canary lying on the sidewalk.

I actually wrote a script about this a few months ago- here's the link.

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