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Galavant finale recap: 'Battle of the Three Armies' / 'The One True King (to Unite Them All)'

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It was called Galavant finale recap: Battle of the Three Armies / The One True King (to Unite Them All) | EW.com
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'Galavant' recap: 'Love and Death' / 'Do the D'Dew'
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“The plot is gaining steam, so back to this old theme, here’s what’s been happening on
Wow, I missed this theme song. Who knew the only recycled thing this season would be the theme song? Bringing their own humorous twist to the shock of a renewal, the
writers, lyricists, and composers crafted a second season full of snark, catchy tunes, and laugh-out-loud moments. And while everyone was obsessing over
tonight, they missed a bang-up musical comedy finale worthy of the space between a Mel Brooks film and a Broadway stage. Timothy Omundson, in particular, deserves a standing ovation for his portrayal of a very very very funny man trying to find himself — who also happens to be a damn good singer and, given his plotlines this season, a damn good sport.
As the Jester steps up to give us a musical synopsis of the season — “So much to dump upon your doormat, in our half-hour sitcom format…. There’s plot holes we must fill, and though I doubt we will, I know we’re gonna try on
” — the camera pans over a wasteland. From high in the medieval luxury skybox (they are royalty after all), we see three armies about to go to war. But first, a moment of levity with Chef and Gwynne! Madalena is having second thoughts, but as Wormwood sees someone carrying the sword of The One True King, he teaches her to Do the D’Dew and she goes full villainess. Meanwhile, Isabella and Gal, Richard and Gareth all reconnect on the battlefield and lock themselves up in the Hortensian palace courtyard. With the zombies/White Walkers storming the gates, Madalena strolls in to offer her love Gareth one last chance to escape before using D’Dew to sic the undead on the lot of them. “Looks like we’re all together again. How lovely. Our story lines have been far too separated,” she says, with the appropriate lip-curl of
-ian self-deprecation. I’m sure we were all shocked to see the good guys continue to be good and the bad lady continue to be bad — and that it ended on a cliffhanger.
I couldn’t hear all the lyrics to the first iteration of this jaunty battle ditty, but the ones I caught were pretty funny as Sid, Galavant, and Isabella lead their respective troops into war. The reprise was the best part.
Let’s end this song and grow some stones.”
“Or will we leave all our viewers with pain and anger,
Just like we left them last year?
Could we just stop once again on a huge cliffhanger?”
Employee of the Week: Jester (Although he’s not new, he does get a full song, and he’s quite funny. Probably because he’s the Jester.)
“The recap song’s over; it’s time for war.” —Gareth
 “Okay now’s your chance to be the dragon I know you can be. Breathe FIRE… Okay, I’ll check in with you later.” —Richard
Galavant: Of course we are! This is to prolong the dramatic reveal.
“Oh, God, it’s Galavant, with a weirdly large beard.” —Madalena
Gwynne: These have bugs. Yay! Extra protein.
“We were supposed to go ziplining. Who doesn’t like ziplining?” —Gareth
Feeling warm fuzzies while watching the battlefield slap scene go down — lots of happy memories of
Galavant: And a little bit musty, but we have a lifetime to work on it.
Wormwood and Madalena doing the Titanic pose as he teaches her how to perform evil D’Dew magic is the perfect response to all of the Leo/Kate love we’ve seen this awards season.
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