Lizie the Runaway Penguin

"Your name sir?" asked the fat man on the podium, biting into a burnt doughnut. "Doctor Ignatious Damion Keller," said Dr. Damion. The man the set down his doughnut, blowing into his cigarette, then thumbed the pages of a book. "Oh let's see here, murder, mass genocide, abuse, gluttony, Ohhhh... You've been a very bad boy!!" said the man. "Just get this through already fatass," said Dr. Damion. "Follow the trail of Hitler, then go left from where the river of Brimstone is," said the man. "I wish to meet him," said Damion. "The master meets no one," said the man. Dr. Damion the grabbed the cigarette...

I thought of this while I was changing into my PJ's one night. My mind was on coconuts for some reason...

   Deep down in the penguin HQ was a gray block cell. Inside that cell was Sal the lenguin. He was pushed against a corner with a coconut next to him. Sal looked wildly across the dark room. He was shaking like crazy as his tail held on to the coconut.
   "R-Rose?" he asked. No response. He sat down and held onto his knees for dear life. His eyes glowed with craziness. He continued to look around the room before his eyes landed on his coconut. "It's okay Mr. Coconut." he mumbled shakily....

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The titanic sails again prologue
Prologue: "she's  impenetrable"
"but, but skipper. What if something happens. She's sunken once, who says it won't this time." the lieutenant said, following the massive boat's captain, as he hurried across the small room.
"kowalski, we've taken every saftey precaution we can. We have the best crew. The ship is a lot more sturdy. there no chance shell be going down this evening." said the noble captain.
The boat's skipper was fearless. He wasn't afraid of anything.
But his lieutenant, he was another story. Always trying to figure out all the ways...

Monique was nervous.
More than that, really. She was deep-down and utterly terrified.
And it wasn't exactly because she was getting married tomorrow. Sure, that did make her nervous, but it was something else.
It was the fact that, to her, she simply wasn't good enough for the man she was marrying. Kowalski.
Kowalski was nervous as well, and this was because he was getting married. He wasn't really certain why that was making him nervous--he couldn't think of anything bad that could happen--but he still got butterflies in his stomach every time he thought about it. So when he noticed that Monique...

(aha, I bet almost no one got my hints! Enjoy the surprise ending!)

I woke up sweating and coughing, unable to breath. I saw four figures huddled over me. . . It's it's... Rico! Kowalski! Private! Amber! Their alive!

"I'm- your- we- we aren't dead!" I yelled.

"no, but you almost drowned in your own fit of coughing. you ok?" kowalski asked.

"yeah, fine, your not zombies, so," I said.

"but you coughed blood on nmy face!" amber complained. I saw the red staines on her feathers.

"wait, so, so it was a dream? All the the zombies?" I asked.

"is that why you kicked me in the chest?" private asked.

"oh, uh,...

After their second victory at quieting the rebellion, Dr. Damion and Blowhole began to get into minor feuds between them, after a few days, tensions rose, they were arguing about who gets the power in the end, and who will succeed the other, it all started with a laughable joke, "Oh, you know we wont be allied in the end" ending with Dr. Blowhole completely bashing Dr. Damion's pride. "You realize that I am the driving force behind this!! You are merely a lump, a cancer that must be removed, terminated in the end!!" yelled Dr. Damion. "Oh really then, pen-goo-in, who does the dirty work for...

My little cousin, Anita, who was staying in the HQ for a while, ran over and kicked me.

"OW!!" I screamed,holding my stomach. What was that for?

"For fun," Anita replied. "I'm bored!"

Of course, I was in pain, she kicked me really hard. "Well you didn't have to do that!!" I looked at her, angrily. She stuck her tongue out at me. Sometimes it just makes me want to punch her in the face. And she's only 8 years old! But I can't, I promised myself to never hurt anyone, to be sweet, nice, and kind.

When I try to be nice to my cousin, she would act like a brat! I watched as Anita went to give Private...