What's the funniest thing your dog has ever done?

my dog does alot of funny things without even trying. he barks at every little noise he hears, and he hears EVERYTHING.

Well my dog barks at everything and I mean everything. She jumps up and barks at the tree. She hangs on a tree branch and swings around. It's quite amusing.

One time when my family & I got home, my dog had the trash can bin top around her head. Somehow she opened the can [it's a small one] and was digging in the trash, and when she was done & tried to walk away, the can top got stuck around her neck XD So for I don't know how long, she was walking around with the trash can top around her neck.
So she was caught & busted, she couldn't get out of it, it was really funny, but luckily she wasn't hurt :]

And also you know how when dogs have those little hyper attacks where they start running around really fast for like no reason, my dogs used to do that all the time! It was funny when my bull mastiff did that cuz she's not small like my other dogs, she's huge :P

i was holding him in front of me and he sneezes all over my face

My dog used to love eating mud which is in the shores of a lake in our summer cottage. When my little brother did mud cakes,our dog always ate them and then he was all around in mud,it was funny.

Jump at our tree. This does this a lot. She does it to show off her skillz. Sometimes she latches onto a branch like Dragonrider said.

My golden retriver, benson, ate a WHOLE packet of killer python lollies, which weren't even open!

Well, I had a Golden Retriever named Cotton and a mini Cocker Spaniel named Jasmine Growing up and Jasmine had this little pink girl doggie bed; and for some reason big dogs think they are little, and little dogs think they are big, so Cotton being the big Golden Retriever and the older one-kinda senial- tries to fit in it and only his butt makes it inside the bed. He thought "hey a dog bed, I dont care if its small Im laying down." And only his rear fit inside.

Jasmine was so little everytime we loaded the dishwasher she would stand on the cover and lick the plates. Then we would always take her skiing and stay at a lodge. And she went outside once and decided to go for a stroll and made my mom chase her down in her pj's. She was old so it didnt help calling her name, so my mom went to all the other cabins and asked if anyone saw a little cocker running loose. Then she got back and Jasmine was down by the car or something.

my dog barks at every advertisment with a cat or a dog on,
for example, he barks at the felix cat and the toy barbie dog or something