Lancewing: WARNING: THERE ARE SPOILERS FOR TRANSFORMERS DARK OF THE MOON! IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THE MOVIE AND PLAN TO DO SO, PLEAS RENT OR BUY THE DVD OR BLU-RAY DISK AND WATCH IT BEFORE READING THIS CHAPTER! IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THIS BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO SEE IT, PLEASE SKIP THIS CHAPTER! OTHERWISE, PLEASE CONTINUE!
BTW, this chapter is written in script-format.
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Dark of the Moon
[Apollo Scene]
Bolt: So, they wrote in the Apollo mission as a cover-up for the discovery of the Transformers that crash-landed on the moon? Clever.
Cobra: Yep. They didn't call it Dark of the Moon for nothing.
[Optimus Prime versus Driller]
Shockwave: Optimus!
Optimus Prime: *growls*
*Driller and Shockwave sink into the ground*
Bolt: I thought it was awesome when that trailer transformed into a weapons station. I would be worried if he loses it.
Rhino: He does at some point for a while.
All but Rhino: RHINO!
[Desert Scene]
Bolt: Wait, if the Decepticons were already aware of the Ark, why didn't they raid it then?
Rhino: They did, but they left Sentinel and a few of the pillars including the control pillar.
Maria: RHINO! SPOILER ALERT!
[Chase scene with Bumblebee, Dino/Mirage (the red Ferrari), and Sideswipe against the Dreads]
Bolt: *laughs* Now that is awesome. It was also pretty hilarious when Sam flew out of Bumblebee after he transformed.
[Ironhide and Sideswipe versus the Dreads]
Ironhide: Class dismissed.
Bolt: Wait? You mean it's going to be on the test?
Rhino: Yeah! You better remember it!
Maria, Cobra, and Mittens: *laugh*
[Sentinel's Betrayal]
Sam: You gotta protect him 'cause he's the key to the whole thing
Sentinel Prime: Indeed I am… What you must realize my Autobot brothers is that we were never going to win the war… For the sake of our planet's survival, a deal had to be made…
Bolt: Uh-oh.
Sentinel Prime: With Megatron. *shoots Ironhide with his rust cannon*
Rhino: NO! IRONHIDE!
Bolt: It's not that bad, right?
Cobra: It's cosmic rust. If a Transformer's infected with it in this universe, he's dead.
*Ironhide disintegrates*
[Autobots Exiled]
[Starscream shoots down the Xanthium]
Bolt: *cough* Jerk! *cough*
*Rhino starts to say something*
*Mittens tapes his mouth shut*
Cobra: Well played…
Mittens: Thanks.
*their tails cross causing them to blush*
Bolt: Good thing Rhino's mouth's taped shut.
Maria: You can say that again.
Rhino: *muffled*
[Autobots return]
Bolt: How…
Leadfoot: We were hidden in the first booster rocket to separate. Splashed down back in the Atlantic just planned. *spits* We ain't goin' nowhere…
Bolt: Never mind.
[Execution Scene]
*Barricade kills Que*
Bolt: Again, *cough* JERK! *cough*
*Bumblebee nearly gets killed when parts fall from an overhead ship*
Bolt: Phew. Had me going there.
*Bumblebee kills Soundwave *
Bolt that's one less to worry Decepticon to worry about.
Cobra: Shame that he dies, but that jerk got what he deserved.
[Sam versus Starscream]
*Starscream dies*
Bolt: Kinda fitting…
Cobra: He was blind on the concept of leadership and now he dies blind!
[Carly's confrontation with Megatron]
Rhino: You tell him!
Cobra: Yeah! He does seem powerless compared to Sentinel
[Optimus versus Sentinel versus Megatron]
Megatron: Where would you be without me Optimus?
Optimus Prime: Time to find out. *mask activates*
*Optimus kills Megatron*
Bolt: *jaw drops* Wow…
*Optimus kills Sentinel*
Bolt: I guess that ends that…
Cobra: Yep. So what did you think?
Bolt: Do you know where I can find the other movies… and the episodes to the television series…
Cobra: Ryan has the other two disks and the episodes to the television series can be found on YouTube. Why?
Bolt: Because that was awesome!
BTW, this chapter is written in script-format.
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Dark of the Moon
[Apollo Scene]
Bolt: So, they wrote in the Apollo mission as a cover-up for the discovery of the Transformers that crash-landed on the moon? Clever.
Cobra: Yep. They didn't call it Dark of the Moon for nothing.
[Optimus Prime versus Driller]
Shockwave: Optimus!
Optimus Prime: *growls*
*Driller and Shockwave sink into the ground*
Bolt: I thought it was awesome when that trailer transformed into a weapons station. I would be worried if he loses it.
Rhino: He does at some point for a while.
All but Rhino: RHINO!
[Desert Scene]
Bolt: Wait, if the Decepticons were already aware of the Ark, why didn't they raid it then?
Rhino: They did, but they left Sentinel and a few of the pillars including the control pillar.
Maria: RHINO! SPOILER ALERT!
[Chase scene with Bumblebee, Dino/Mirage (the red Ferrari), and Sideswipe against the Dreads]
Bolt: *laughs* Now that is awesome. It was also pretty hilarious when Sam flew out of Bumblebee after he transformed.
[Ironhide and Sideswipe versus the Dreads]
Ironhide: Class dismissed.
Bolt: Wait? You mean it's going to be on the test?
Rhino: Yeah! You better remember it!
Maria, Cobra, and Mittens: *laugh*
[Sentinel's Betrayal]
Sam: You gotta protect him 'cause he's the key to the whole thing
Sentinel Prime: Indeed I am… What you must realize my Autobot brothers is that we were never going to win the war… For the sake of our planet's survival, a deal had to be made…
Bolt: Uh-oh.
Sentinel Prime: With Megatron. *shoots Ironhide with his rust cannon*
Rhino: NO! IRONHIDE!
Bolt: It's not that bad, right?
Cobra: It's cosmic rust. If a Transformer's infected with it in this universe, he's dead.
*Ironhide disintegrates*
[Autobots Exiled]
[Starscream shoots down the Xanthium]
Bolt: *cough* Jerk! *cough*
*Rhino starts to say something*
*Mittens tapes his mouth shut*
Cobra: Well played…
Mittens: Thanks.
*their tails cross causing them to blush*
Bolt: Good thing Rhino's mouth's taped shut.
Maria: You can say that again.
Rhino: *muffled*
[Autobots return]
Bolt: How…
Leadfoot: We were hidden in the first booster rocket to separate. Splashed down back in the Atlantic just planned. *spits* We ain't goin' nowhere…
Bolt: Never mind.
[Execution Scene]
*Barricade kills Que*
Bolt: Again, *cough* JERK! *cough*
*Bumblebee nearly gets killed when parts fall from an overhead ship*
Bolt: Phew. Had me going there.
*Bumblebee kills Soundwave *
Bolt that's one less to worry Decepticon to worry about.
Cobra: Shame that he dies, but that jerk got what he deserved.
[Sam versus Starscream]
*Starscream dies*
Bolt: Kinda fitting…
Cobra: He was blind on the concept of leadership and now he dies blind!
[Carly's confrontation with Megatron]
Rhino: You tell him!
Cobra: Yeah! He does seem powerless compared to Sentinel
[Optimus versus Sentinel versus Megatron]
Megatron: Where would you be without me Optimus?
Optimus Prime: Time to find out. *mask activates*
*Optimus kills Megatron*
Bolt: *jaw drops* Wow…
*Optimus kills Sentinel*
Bolt: I guess that ends that…
Cobra: Yep. So what did you think?
Bolt: Do you know where I can find the other movies… and the episodes to the television series…
Cobra: Ryan has the other two disks and the episodes to the television series can be found on YouTube. Why?
Bolt: Because that was awesome!