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Dr. Facilier: [appearing to read Prince Naveen's palm] Were I a betting man - and I'm not, I stay away from games of chance - I'd wager I'm in the company of visiting royalty.
Prince Naveen: [Amazed] Lawrence, Lawrence! This remarkable gentleman has just read my palm!
Lawrence: [Noticing the morning newspaper, which had a cover story about Naveen's visit, sticking out of Dr. Facilier's pocket] Or this morning's newspaper.

Dr. Facilier: A tip of the hat from Dr. Facilier.
[hands Naveen his card]
Dr. Facilier: How y'all doin'?

[to his voodoo "Friends", which resemble masks]
Dr. Facilier: Friends,...
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MADAME MIM
Now what do you think, boy? Who's the greatest?
ARTHUR
Well, Merlin's magic is always... uh, well... useful, for something good.
MADAME MIM
And he must see something good in you.
ARTHUR
Oh, I suppose so.
MADAME MIM
Yes, and in my book that's bad!
MADAME MIM
So, my boy, I'm afraid I'll have to destroy you.
ARTHUR
D-destroy me?
MADAME MIM
Yes, I'll give you a sporting chance. I'm mad about games, you know.
MADAME MIM
Well, come on, boy, get going. You have to stay on your toes in this game.
enhance! (0) lol (0) win (0) :-( (0) wtf (0) cute 1 MERLIN
Now, Mim! No dragons, remember?...
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posted by Pyjamarama
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Peter Pan 1 always bores me and Peter Pan 2 is pain. I don't like Wendy and Jane. Wendy bores me and i don't know why she's a teenager. Jane is a complete beast because she hates Peter Pan and TinkerBell. Smee bores me too. Also, Hook's pirates bore me. I hate them and i never wish i'd been watching them. If you like Disney, don't pick these two boring and worst movies. I hate the first Peter Pan songs and I hate Jane's scream. I don't know why Jane's voice is a kid. But they're the most boring and worst disney classics of all time. Yes, they are really horrible. The animation of Peter Pan 1 is boring and The animation of Peter Pan 2 is cheesy. I ask you. How many times does Jane scream? If you know, just tell me.
posted by Pyjamarama
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Cinderella is one of the worst movies of all time. Cinderella is the much-loved only child of a widowed aristocrat. After deciding that his beloved daughter needs a mother's care, Cinderella's father marries Lady Tremaine, a proud woman with two daughters from her first marriage, Drizella and Anastasia. Plain and socially awkward, these stepsisters are bitterly envious of the beautiful and charming Cinderella. After the death of Cinderella's father, Lady Tremaine and her daughters take over the estate, and begin to abuse and mistreat Cinderella out of jealousy, and even allow their cat, Lucifer,...
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posted by Pyjamarama
7. Woody and Buzz's arguement (Toy Story 1)
7. Woody and Buzz's arguement (Toy Story 1)
Once again, it's Toy Story 1. *Evil Laugh* Woody hates Buzz because Buzz replaced him.

How dare Shanti insulted Mowgli. She says that Mowgli is a real jungle boy. But Mowgli lives in the man village.

This animation of Quasimodo is cheesy.

Don't talk about this moment of Pocahontas 2, you guys, because it's the nastiest sequel of all time.

Wendy gets kidnapped by Captain Hook's pirates and she's told by Captain Hook saying, "Peter Pan will be blasted out of neverland forever!"

Jane hates peter pan stories because Peter Pan isn't in real life. Later, Jane kills TinkerBell. What a beast!

Jane screams and it's really annoying. I blame her. She's evil.
6. Shanti saying that Mowgli is ugly (The Jungle Book 2)
6. Shanti saying that Mowgli is ugly (The Jungle Book 2)
5. Quasimodo crying (The Hunchback of Notre Dame 2)
5. Quasimodo crying (The Hunchback of Notre Dame 2)
4. Pocahontas arrested by the guards (Pocahontas 2)
4. Pocahontas arrested by the guards (Pocahontas 2)
3. Wendy in distress (Peter Pan)
3. Wendy in distress (Peter Pan)
2. Jane's big arguement (Return to Neverland)
2. Jane's big arguement (Return to Neverland)
1. Jane's scream (Return to Neverland)
1. Jane's scream (Return to Neverland)
This is like really weird...that you watch these shows on TV and then your whole childhood changes when you hear the real story.....

Chucky died a long time ago along with this mother, that's why Chaz is a nervous wreck all the time.

Tommy was a stillborn, that's why Stu is constantly in the basement making toys for the son who never had a chance to live.

The DeVilles had an abortion, Angelica couldn't figure whether it would be a boy or a girl thus creating the twins
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As for "All Grown Up" Angelica was a bipolar schizophrenic who, as a teenager became addicted...
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posted by Pyjamarama
Captain Katt
Captain Katt
The villain does his best to give his worst, and Walt Disney Productions are no exception. Good cannot triumph without evil. In 479 animated cartoons and features, they have brought to life some rogues who will go down in history. On the following pages, we pay tribute to some famous characters who did not win, however hard they tried.

Captain Katt is the watchman and the main antagonist in "Three Blind Mousketeers" in 1936. He fears no mouse, He fears no rat. His traps are set in every room. He is making an evil plot that those mice will march to their doom. Soon, It will be the end of the...
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Taking advantage of my free vacation time and that I'm desperate to have something to do, I decided to make this article at last(:
Totally inspired by KataraLover. I was planning to do this with my 20 favorite heroes, but although I like every heroe, they are just 16 that I REALLY love. Also I don’t hate anyone, really I’m so boring, I like everyone!
Warning: if you're a guy or something I recommend you to be extremely careful... read this article under your own risk 'cause you'll see Disney heroes through the eyes of a female fan. Sorry I can't help it is in my nature *-*
Special thanks to...
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Here's part two of my countdown for each little girl I'm going to tell you the voters opinion of her and my opinion of her. Though because there wasn't very many who commented for some little girls so it'll be hard to tell why the little girl was voted off.

20.Girl(The Fox and the Hound)
ew. who is this?-lepetitsouris
ew. who is this?-lepetitsouris
Voters Opinion
Okay I don't know how they feel about her looks but I'm guessing they don't think she's very pretty. Most people don't know who the heck she is so that could explain why she's so low. They didn't saw anything they liked about her looks so there's not much to say....
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*Stop Before Reading*

I have decided to make a last-minute change to the end of Chapter 27. I modified the last few sentences of the chapter (where I put the asterisk), as I changed the story. This chapter, especially the beginning, will not make sense unless you read the final few sentences of the previous chapter. So here's the link to the previous chapter. Only the last three lines have changed.

link

Chapter 28—Cruella And The Captured Puppies

    Standing outside the fence again, the five parents and Danielle stood, waiting for the puppies to finish talking.
    “Tramp,”...
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posted by Pyjamarama
Sultan: Prince Ali Ababwa! Of course! I'm delighted to meet you.
[he shakes Aladdin's hand]
Sultan: This is my royal vizier, Jafar. He's delighted, too.
Jafar: [*very* dryly] Ecstatic.

[Iago is powering a mystic device by foot power]
Iago: With all due respect, Your Rottenness, couldn't we just wait for a *real* storm?
Jafar: Save your breath, Iago. Faster!
[he inserts the Sultan's ring into the top of the hourglass]
Iago: Yes, O Mighty Evil One!
[he pedals the device faster]

Jafar: How many times do I have to kill you, boy?

Genie: [turns into a cheerleader] Rick 'em, rack 'em, rock 'em, rake!...
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posted by Renegade1765
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Back in June of 2016, I wrote an article where I listed of 10 of the dumbest mistakes Disney ever made. I went easy on Disney in that article, saying that while Disney has made many bad decisions but every company made bad decisions and Disney wasn't any different. I merely made it so I can express that Disney isn't as perfect as people perceive it to be. But now the kid gloves are off. It's been two years since I wrote that, and Disney has gotten even worse. So bad in fact, that I'm not afraid to say that I dislike the company now. I know what you're going to say "But Renegade! Didn't you...
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This is my first Disney vs Disney Review of Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs Vs Sleeping Beauty.

*Best Heroine: Snow White (Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs), Because Snow White is less bland than Princess Aurora.

*Best Villainess: Maleficent (Sleeping Beauty), Because She is better at combat than The Evil Queen Grimhilde.

*Best Sidekicks: Flora, Fauna and Merryweather (Sleeping Beauty)

*Best Song: Someday My Prince Will Come (Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs)

*Best Story: Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs
posted by cruella
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    While Mickey, Goofy, Daisy and the children hid in the brush pile they told each other everything that they had discovered about the Beagle Boys. After a while they heard the angry Beagle Boys give up and stomp away. “D-d-do you think they’re gone?” Webby whispered nervously once she could no longer hear them.

    The boys shrugged, “I don’t know. They might be gone or they might be hiding out there.” Huey replied also feeling nervous. His brothers nodded in agreement, trying not to show how frightened they all felt.

    “Shh…”...
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posted by cruella
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When the ghosts had left, everyone stood staring in disbelief. The boys, who had been watching out the window, came running outside wanting to know what had just happened. “What’s going on, Uncle Donald?” called Dewey.

“Where’s Uncle Scrooge?” yelled Huey.

Hearing the boys Donald shouted back to them, “Get back inside, now! It’s not safe out here!”

“But what happened to Uncle Scrooge?!” Louie yelled.

Donald thought for a moment trying to think of the best way to tell the boys what happened, before he could reply Goofy answered them, “Them ghosts took ‘im away.”


The boys...
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posted by Nuttypeanut
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This is just for fun. I enjoy these characters and it's only a joke!

Ariel- You have to change species in order to find the man of your dreams, even if he loves an evil sea witch, then, when you get married (at age 16), get pregnant as soon as you can and surprise your whole family by coming back from your honeymoon with a baby (at age 17)!


Giselle- Trusting an old hag to grant you a wish won't do you any harm, then, ask a stranger to let you sleep in his house! Oh, and make sure to infest his house with squirrels.


Belle- Even if your boyfriend locks you in his house, then pushes you to the ground, it means he loves you!


Esmeralda- It won't hurt anyone's feelings if you decide to kiss an injured soldier right in front of the sweet guy who would die for you.
Okay I’m a week late but here is my article about watching Sleeping Beauty for the first time in years!

Like the article for Snow White and Seven Dwarfs I will write about;

1. How much I enjoyed/disliked the movie as a child

2. How much I have forgotten

3. Princess (will she be higher on my list or lower?)

4. Movie (will the movie be higher on my list or lower?)

5. Rating

6. How much has my opinion changed?

7. Would I watch it again?

Tonight's rewatch: Sleeping Beauty
Last time watched: February 14, 2009 (had a movie marathon that day)

So, how much did I liked or disliked this movie as a child?

Well,...
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posted by BB2010
Here's the article for Pocahontas!

I know in the past I've made comments about how I don't like this movie because it's been said that the tale of Pocahontas saving John was a lie and I've also said I can't stand Pocahontas and John together because it's gross Pocahontas was aged up for this movie. However I will watch this movie and just enjoy it without thinking about those things.

By now you should all know what I write about in these articles so I'll just go ahead and start!

Tonight's rewatch: Pocahontas
Last time watched: Summer of 2011

How much did I like this movie as a kid?
Okay I didn't...
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Who's the hottest Disney Girl? Read Below.
Who's the hottest Disney Girl? Read Below.
So, I'm straight, so maybe I'm not the best one to make this sort of thing. But I read an article before that a man wrote about the top ten hottest animated disney women, and i really had to disagree. His top woman wasn't even disney, plus he didn't really have any reasoning behind the women he chose. I am not going to write pros and cons like he did. I'm only going to write about what makes the women hot! Plus, his pictures were awful. So here is the ten hottest animated disney women from a woman's point of view.
#10. I basically chose Snow White because she's better than Jane or Kida. Shes pretty and nice. A little too nice, but still. She's innocent and sweet. And she's the original disney princess.
#10. I basically chose Snow White because she's better than Jane or Kida. Shes pretty and nice. A little too nice, but still. She's innocent and sweet. And she's the original disney princess.
#9. Everyone loves Mulan because shes the rebel in every woman. She's brave, smart, but shes also clumsy and a misfit. Shes the most real and relatable. And she manages to save China, even with the pressure of being a woman.
#9. Everyone loves Mulan because shes the rebel in every woman. She's brave, smart, but shes also clumsy and a misfit. Shes the most real and relatable. And she manages to save China, even with the pressure of being a woman.
#8. Meg is an unusual disney girl with her sarcasm and wit, but thats what makes her so great. She managed to woo Hercules with her swaying hips and come-hither eyes. And she's the only disney girl who had her heart broken, something we can all relate to
#8. Meg is an unusual disney girl with her sarcasm and wit, but thats what makes her so great. She managed to woo Hercules with her swaying hips and come-hither eyes. And she's the only disney girl who had her heart broken, something we can all relate to
#7. Cinderella is a blonde haired, blue eyed beauty who had everyone rooting for her to get her man. She's the symbol for poor girl turning into princess. Everyone loves Cinderella and has a little bit of her inside of themselves.
#7. Cinderella is a blonde haired, blue eyed beauty who had everyone rooting for her to get her man. She's the symbol for poor girl turning into princess. Everyone loves Cinderella and has a little bit of her inside of themselves.
#6. Jasmine is another exotic beauty with a kickass body. She's clever and anything but shallow. She doesnt want a rich man; she wants true love.
#6. Jasmine is another exotic beauty with a kickass body. She's clever and anything but shallow. She doesnt want a rich man; she wants true love.
#5. She's got GORGEOUS hair, purple eyes, and a model's figure. And she's got a prince who will kick ass for her!
#5. She's got GORGEOUS hair, purple eyes, and a model's figure. And she's got a prince who will kick ass for her!
#4. Pocahontas is an exotic beauty. Her body is the most fit of any of the girls. Plus, shes brave, smart, wise, and she follows her heart. Too bad it didn't work out with John Smith! (and ugh..don't MENTION the sequel.)
#4. Pocahontas is an exotic beauty. Her body is the most fit of any of the girls. Plus, shes brave, smart, wise, and she follows her heart. Too bad it didn't work out with John Smith! (and ugh..don't MENTION the sequel.)
#3. Belle is smart, curious, and very humble. She views people by their inside's, not their outsides. Not to mention shes very pretty in a real way.
#3. Belle is smart, curious, and very humble. She views people by their inside's, not their outsides. Not to mention shes very pretty in a real way.
#2. Ariel will do nothing to stop to get what she wants, which is what makes her so great. Shes beautiful, smart, and keeps going after her prince even though the chances against her are stacked. And she's got a BEAUTIFUL voice.
#2. Ariel will do nothing to stop to get what she wants, which is what makes her so great. Shes beautiful, smart, and keeps going after her prince even though the chances against her are stacked. And she's got a BEAUTIFUL voice.
#1.Esmeralda has the whole package. She's got a hot body, a gorgeous face, beautiful eyes, and a sassy but kind personality. She's really the most womanly of the bunch, and she's dealing with real issues like racism while still managing to kick butt.
#1.Esmeralda has the whole package. She's got a hot body, a gorgeous face, beautiful eyes, and a sassy but kind personality. She's really the most womanly of the bunch, and she's dealing with real issues like racism while still managing to kick butt.
Obviously there have been many a dreamy actor to grace the Disney tv/movie screens but here is a short list of who I think is the most dreamy of them all!!!!!!!!!! Feel free to give me feedback so I can update and make this list the best of all time!!!!!

1. Zac Efron (High School Musical): Clearly the best looking actor of all time in my personal opinion. Not only does he have the looks but he can sing and dance!!! Boom Baby is all I have to say!

2. David Henrie (Wizards of Waverly Place): Not nearly as dreamy as Zac Efron but still fairly cute in his own right. Plus he got to hang...
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