Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs-The washing song

Silence spread through the court when the judge banged the gavel with his hammer. "Order! Order in the court!" and everybody shut their mouths.
"You may proceed," he said to Gaston.
The witnesses were sitting at a very long table along with their lawyers.
Gaston smiled wickedly. "Your honor, I am not a liar, but I only did this in the search of true love..."
"Objection!" Cinderella and Charming's lawyer cried. She stepped up in a navy blue suit. "Your honor, my client and so have the rest of the witnesses have claimed that Gaston had," she counted with her fingers, "kidnapped the princes, including...

A/N#1: Blahhh another boring chapter:/ Sorry gotta get through all the
descriptions and introductions! But the story will pick up very soon!


Chapter 3:


Four months on a boat in the middle of the ocean with no land in
sight, that was until today.
We finally arrived in a small town that was surrounded by huge oaks
and pines, a cliff overlooked the sea and the sand was a brownish
color. It wasnt the most beautiful land ever but it was land, I wanted
off this boat so bad that I didn't care where they let me off as long
as the land was solid.
The wind whipped through my long black hair and I grabbed the...

A/N#1: So I watched "Pocahontas" today and I had forgotten how great of a movie it was, it's now my second favorite
disney movie. I have not watched the second...personally...I probably never will...soooo I'm just writing this on what
knowledge I have of the tale and if something is incorrect...or if there was a character death I'm not aware of...then they
are alive in my story...so yeah. This is just a chapter...I want to know how this will be received, but dont worry...in this
story our FAVORITE "Pocahontas" couple will be together. Okay! Enjoy!


Chapter 1:

My raven black hair whipped in the salty...

We decided to write this article together because we have almost the exact same list.


9.Prince Charming
PL: Yea, whoever said Charming looked like a melted Ken doll, you're right. I just hope he doesn't have metal balls in his thighs to help his legs rotate like my Ken doll did. For someone who's supposed to be modeled after Gene Kelly, Gene's hotness did not pass along. Gene Kelly is a fine piece of ass, and Charming is just a piece of ass. Okay, okay maybe I'm exaggerating. TBH, I don't find any of the princes ugly. Charming is just incredibly plain and plastic looking. Basically the...

    Belle had always considered herself to be a patient person. She was always able to calm her father down when he was complaining about his latest invention being a failure. She generally hid her disdain towards the arrogant Gaston by being courteous and polite, no matter how rude he was acting. Children from the village generally looked to her to help them solve their disagreements with one and other. Yes, it was true that Belle had the gift of patience. But as she had been locked up by a beast and was now waiting on a spoiled princess all in one day, Belle realized that...

With Beast’s carriage leaving, Belle watched it go sadly. She paced throughout her room. “It was so nice to have company with the Beast,” Belle thought. She continued to pace for a while and then she opened the door. With the door shutting quietly, Belle paced across the hallway and then traveled down the stairs. She traversed her way through the castle hallways, and then, since she was hungry, Belle decided to stop in the kitchen for her meal.
    In the kitchen, three people were standing, looking as though they were just waiting there for Belle. Belle immediately...

It's been a long time since I wrote an article, but I guess we could say "I'm back".
In honour of Princes month, I decided to write an article on the hottest pieces of ass- I mean, the hottest princes. >.>
This'll probably be fun to read because I'm trying to eat and type at the same time whilst there are a gazillion fireworks going off outside (Google Bonfire Night. :/) which is all helped by me literally making this list up as I go.
SO, yeah, same as always, I'll swear as much as I fucking want, let's go look at those fine men. ;D











9) The Beast