THE MOST AMAZING GUY EVER (aka Jim Cummings)

Note: I am not obsessed with Selena Gomez.
Other note: I know I missed some stuff and that this is an extremely shortened version. I performed this with some friends, and we didn't have enough people to do all seven dwarfs. So all there is is Grumpy.

Scene 1- The Queen consults her magic mirror.
Queen-Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the fairest one of all?
Mirror-That's easy! Selena Gomez!
Queen- OTHER THAN HER!
Mirror- Then...hmm...Taylor Swift.
Queen- Why??
Mirror-According to the August issue of J-14 magazine, Selena Gomez was found the prettiest in a vote of 342 people.
Queen-Well, Selena Gomez...

Ariana stared at ....Harold (she was going to have to get used to calling a crab a self-given name) for a quick moment. Then she burst out laughing.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Okay, no seriously." She said, laughing hysterically. She clutched her sides and continued to laugh, almost to the point of mania.
But Harold stared at her, dead-pan. "I'm serious, Ariana. You're a mermaid, and I can pr-"
"Stop it." Ariana said, still laughing, but a suprising stab of anger cut her laughter short. She began to look around her, bending down, peeking under the boardwalk. She stood back up.
"Okay, where are the hidden...

It's Christmas morning they had no christmas tree they have only apples to eat but to the story.

"Merry Christmas everyone get up I wanna give all of you your presents" said Cinderella

They all got up and went to get the presents, Cinderella wanted to be the first to give her friends their presents.

"Chief I got you a brush so I can brush your lovely main and tail. Bruno I got you a steak with a bone in it. Jaq I got you some cheese, and Christopher I got you a....." said Cinderella

"WAIT! Cinderelly we got you something, we got you a rose it was the last one in the hole woods. We saw it and thought...

    Prince Bartholomew bent down one knee and without hesitation, he began to sing:
    "Fair princess, would you be mine? Your beauty makes me feel warmer than sunshine. And I can't live another day without you-"
    Princess Pea interrupted. "Yeah, um, hold that thought for a second, would you?" Pea turned to her mother. "Is he serious?"
    "Quite," replied Annalynne.
    "I see you're not the romantic duet type," Bartholomew observed. "Alas, you are so beautiful that I am unbothered by this quirk....

The princess are almost to the castle and are as ready as they will ever be. However out story is not about them today it's about the princes. "So what do we do just stay here until we die" said Aladdin. "What else can we do there's no way out" said Naveen. "Yeah it's hopeless but we need to find a way out" said Eric. "I must find Snow White my princess my love" said Henry(Snow White's prince). "I must find Aurora she needs me that beautiful helpless princess needs me" said Philip. "You need to give them more credit my Cinderella was weak but later became more tough and my princess" said Christopher(Cinderella's...

It's a new morning the princesses are learning to fight everyday even Snow White and Aurora but Mulan who is not really a princess is sad. "What's wronge Mulan is everything alright" asked Belle. "Yeah I'm just upset a little" Mulan. "Do you wanna talk about it" asked Ariel. "No not really" said Mulan. So the princesses tried to find out what's wronge with her and try to cheer her up. "What's wronge Mulan you can tell us anything" said Cinderella. "I'm not a princess" said Mulan. "So what's so bad about that" asked Jasmine. "Well there are supose to be nine princesses not eight and I'm not...

    With repetitive thuds, Gaston, Lady Tremaine, LeFou, and Lady Tremaine’s daughters and cats fell onto the book. But they were not on the book anymore. They seemed to be trapped in the book pages.
    “Mother, why do you have to take us down here?” Anastasia moaned at Lady Tremaine.
    “Because,” Lady Tremaine declared with an instant grin. “Down here is where the Queen of Hearts lies, and we can take over Wonderland with an invasion of her kingdom, and even if she has the slightest possibility of resistance, Gaston has...

COMING NEXT SATURDAY...
Princess Pea will face her most suspensful adventure yet when a war erupts between the Natives and the English settlers. Will Pea be able to help Pocahontas and her true love John Smith be together or is sass just not enough this time? In this sneak peek, here's a glimpse of next week's chapter.

"Pocahontas!" yelled Pea. "Are you nuts? You can't go around making out with hot white boys! Unless there was some tongue, then it was totally worth it."
"But Pea," replied the beautiful chief's daughter. "I love John Smith! And even though Kocoum was killed, I can't help but think...

So the princesses talked and got to know each other and told their stories. "But why did you runaway from your family" Aurora asked Ariel. "My father was too strick and my sisters were so ubsesed with looks and I just wanted to be up in the world above it's inteasting to me and Eric" Awnsered Ariel. "I agree with Ariel my dad was too strick too I never even had any real friends other than my tiger that is until I ranaway and met Aladdin and Cinderella why did you stay with other horrible women why didn't you runaway" said Jasmine. "Those three were all I got before my father died I promised...

Snow White and Cinderella were still holding Aurora’s body when Cinderella opened the door and found confusion in the kitchen’s halls. “What is going on outside?” Jasmine asked confusedly. “I heard this banging with your leave.”
    “Funny,” Cinderella replied. “We heard the bang.”
    However, the conversation stopped as Belle and Jasmine noticed the sleeping Aurora. They rushed over and Belle concluded, “She must be…”
    “The fifth princess,” Jasmine and Belle stated, looking at each other, surprised...

I'm here to write about the herones that should be princesses!
To start with Jane she could be called a princess because Tarzan is technicly prince of the jungle so since jane and tarzan are married that makes Jane kinda a princess.

Next is Gissle from Enchanted.Everyone knows she's a princess but then at the end of the movie she's not really a princess anymore but she is still a princess like judi Benson who plays Ariel Once a princess always a princess.

Now i'm here to talk about Pochantas she is daughter of the chief a the daughter of the cheif and the daughter to a cheif is a princess....

Scene 26- The Rejectin Roads... Or Revolution(Or was it the other way around)?

Narrator: *Whispers* And so, we here have our heroes(And nonheroes), going through these dangerous... *Normal tone* Oh forget this I'm tired of doing this crap!

Kid 1: Okay everyone, line up in a single... uh, line, and don't stay behind or shove other people.

Kid 2: Yea, you could make someone fall into 'The holes of...' of...

Kid 1: '...Hell'

Kid 2: Oh yea, 'The holes of hell'. Now where was I? Oh yea, otherwise U would-

*Rodney raises his hand*

Kid 1 + 2: *Whisper yells* WHAT?

Rodney: Where's the closest bathroom in the...