Note: I am not obsessed with Selena Gomez.
Other note: I know I missed some stuff and that this is an extremely shortened version. I performed this with some friends, and we didn't have enough people to do all seven dwarfs. So all there is is Grumpy.

Scene 1- The Queen consults her magic mirror.
Queen-Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the fairest one of all?
Mirror-That's easy! Selena Gomez!
Queen- OTHER THAN HER!
Mirror- Then...hmm...Taylor Swift.
Queen- Why??
Mirror-According to the August issue of J-14 magazine, Selena Gomez was found the prettiest in a vote of 342 people.
Queen-Well, Selena Gomez...

I had one for the princesses, but what about the movies they're from? Gah, this was so hard to decide. ;_____;
Yes, I like a good joke and yes, I swear like a sailor. Fucking deal with it. If I say something you don't like, then too bad. It was a joke.
Anyway, on with the countdown!







9) Sleeping Beauty

SNOW WHITE ISN'T LAST? I know, what a shocker.
I watched this quite recently and it bored me. A lot. The music isn't amazing, it's not very long and there aren't enough gags. Aurora is pretty personalityless and that really sums up the whole movie. It has the makings for...

So the princesses talked and got to know each other and told their stories. "But why did you runaway from your family" Aurora asked Ariel. "My father was too strick and my sisters were so ubsesed with looks and I just wanted to be up in the world above it's inteasting to me and Eric" Awnsered Ariel. "I agree with Ariel my dad was too strick too I never even had any real friends other than my tiger that is until I ranaway and met Aladdin and Cinderella why did you stay with other horrible women why didn't you runaway" said Jasmine. "Those three were all I got before my father died I promised...

    The raft that Princess Pea and Conrad built seemed sturdy, secure, and safe. But as many people often need to learn on more than one occasion, looks can be very deceiving. As they sailed through the bayou and reached the open sea, Conrad and Pea got to talking.
    "Conrad, there's something I have to tell you," Pea summoned all of her courage.
    "What is it?" asked Conrad, his voice tender and sweet. Pea melted everytime she heard it. Although she would never tell him this.
    "That bitchy princess your father...

Princess Pea had never been a fan of the ocean. She'd always chosen not to go swimming in it for various reasons...like the fact that she had a solid gold hot tub in her bedroom. Plus, who wants to swim in salty water filled with slimy creatures and dangerous predators? But as she sunk further beneath the waves and saw the crystal light of the sun shine down through the flowing waves and the beautiful plants sway back and forth...she still despised it. Although she'd never learned how to swim, she understood the basic idea. She struggled by kicking her legs rapidly and managed to gasp for...

Yeah, I know, Valentine’s Day, it’s cliché, but I’m a singleton, as well as one of those nerds who does her homework early, so I really have nothing better to do. Why not write an article about the couples on the day of love? So, I decided I will do a DP couple article today while I watch Aladdin so I can tell my dad where it pixelates so we can get it replaced.


10. Cinderella and Charming
Cinderella is a lovely woman, sweet, gentle, kind, beautiful, there’s really nothing bad about her. Charming, he doesn’t really do much, but what he does really rubs me the wrong way. He seems very...

The Little Mermaid
In the Disney version, Eric, Ariel, and Triton defeat Ursula, and Ariel turns back into a human and marry's Eric. In the next movie, they have a daughter named Melody. But in the orginal version, The Little Mermaid sees the Prince marry a Princess, and despises it, so she is offered a knife to stab the Prince to death, but instead, she jumps into the sea and dies by turning into froth. Since Hans thought this ending was a little to "disturbing," he said she became the "daughter of the air," waiting to go to heaven--- so in the end, she still dies.

Snow White
In the tale of snow...

Disney had to give 6their heroines, aside from great look, hot princes and title of a princess, amazing hairs too to make us even more envious.

We already had this countdown, but with coming of new princess and new fans, it has been done again. You can read old article link.
Here are they in order as you voted them.


10. Snow White

Old position: #10

I couldn't say I'm very surprised that Snow White came in last place. She was last in many countdowns. However, many people stated that they absolutely love her hair. Why is it last than? Because of the other ones, who don't find her hair that...

I recently added Merida to my favourite princesses list! I just love her! I had said before that I prefep romatic ones, but that changed with Merida, a free- spirited character, different than others. Merida is amazing, she is brave and stubbon, headstrong and determined and she follows her heart, no matter what will happen! As she says, she is selfish, but I like her anyway! I love her hair and how she feels free running and climbing! She learns from her mistakes and she is able, even to marry afterwars for her mother, sonmething that changes. She wanted to change her fate and she learned...

Having done a favourite DP and favourite DP movie list, I could not resist doing a prettiest DP list. This was the hardest list of all, mainly because all the Princesses are really beautiful. But I finally figured it out, and finished the article. Please remember that this is my opinion, so it is absolutely okay to have different opinions, but please don't be rude about my choices. Enjoy! :)

11: Pocahontas
Pocahontas has some really pretty shots, but in some shots she doesn't look as impressive. Don't get me wrong, she's still really pretty, but in a few shots I didn't find her as appealing....

I did an article like this more than a year ago and I saw some other people doing this so I decided to do it too, hope you'll like this article :)

Snow White & The 7 Dwarfs:

I really love the ending of this movie, it's my favorite movie scene of all time. The scene makes me emotional everytime I watch it not only because of all the emotions shown in the scene, but also because this scene is so beautifully drawn especially the very end when Snow White & Prince ride off into the sunset and we see the Prince's castle, also my two favorite songs from the movie are heard again here

Cinderella:...

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In the 90s, Disney was going for something different in their leading ladies. They wanted heroines who were COMPLEX, women who were INTERESTING, and they were determined to give (most of) the princesses realistic, believable, and unashamed flaws. These princesses were supposed to be relatable and a lady a normal girl could identify with. Perhaps this is why these princesses are generally preferred to the classics. These princesses had obvious dimensions to their personalities, and all were made to seem like a girl you could run in to on the street.


Ariel
Ariel is well known as the most realistic...