Retro Disney

10. Governor Radcliffe
Coming in last as no surprise is the blundering leader of the Virginia Company. Pocahontas is a movie with a lot of potential that seemed to slip through the hands of Disney, and Radcliffe is no exception. This is a character who had a chance to be a deeply racist, cruel and dark man (sort of like the equivalent of Frollo) and instead turns out to be a half-assed, glittering man-fairy who prances about the screen, occasionally being underhanded and semi-developed with his racism towards the Native Americans by singing easily-constructed judgmental lyrics with no...

Hey guys it's me again and I have to say that this girl can be a handful. She ran off to the cottage to meet her "Dream prince" so I had to run off after her to make sure she doesn't get hurt, let's face it this girl can't handle herself she's a fragial as a flower. I can't wait to get her out of my hair, but until than I can't let anything harm one golden hair on her pretty little head. So anyway when I finally found her I she was the the cottage so I had to grab her and have us fide behind a tree.

"What are you crazy" I asked

"What are you doing here" asked Aurora

"To make sure you don't get...