Here's the first article for the Best Disney Princess sidekick countdown. It covers the places from 41 to 50. Enjoy!
[I'm clearly copying BelleAnastasia article style, but I hope she will forgive me and you will pretend that's not happening =) . Again, I'm brazilian, so forgive/notice me about grammar mistakes]
50. Mama Odie
I didn't completely understand why this "girl" was the first one to leave. She doesn't bother me (even if I disliked her, her appearence is a little fast). Maybe that's the problem... During all her screentime she's trying to explain things to Naveen and Tiana, and by the end, we know very little about her. Some people found her kiss with her snake to be disgusting, and her song "Dig a Little Deeper" is considered overall as boring. However, she is clearly a wise person and very helpful to Naveen and Tiana.
"something about her kissing that snake makes my skin curl" - tiagih
"extremly strange and not likeable" - lizzy_bennett
"that ugly bitch needs to leave!" - diluka96
49. Animals (lobster, starfishes, dolphins, birds, seals, etc.)
These were the first to go in the category "Random animals". I thought they deserved to stay a little more, they provided maybe the movie's funniest scene, and annoyed Vanessa even knowing that she could take revenge after she turned into Ursula again. However, it's dificult to consider them as a "character" and they lack screen time. Some people disagree with they being in the countdown.
"just not very memorable" - Pink_Love
"i don't consider them sidekicks" - opalrose
"Do dolphins, fish, birds, etc. really count as a sidekick?" - heathersvan
48. Louis
I think this place suits Louis very well. He helps his movie to go back when animated movies were only for children and the parents were mostly annoyed. I think having him and Ray together was such a bad thing because both just talk TOO MUCH. And his purpose about wanting to be human was very pointless - by the end we are not sure about what the whole "digging deeper" thing had to do with Louis. However, I think he has one of the best animation/drawing among characters of PatF.
"He's so annoying! " - BelleAnastasia
"arghh go away" - pretty_angel92
"Such an annoyance" - ArielandEric
47. Major
This horse is lovely and he actually helps Cinderella twice: When he becames the coacher and when he wakes Bruno up to chase Lucifer. He provides a funny scene when the Fairy Godmother turns the mice into horses. But that's all. He lacks screen time and most people (including me) didn't even know his name (I learned it in a comment made by princessforlife).
"he doesn't do much but i do see his sentimental values to cinderella " - starlight77
"He's not memorable. Why he is still here ? " - Vooltage
"I'm still waiting for this useless horse to go. He's not seen so much in the movie didn't do so much" - sweetie-94
46. Nakoma
Though I didn't have the chance of voting this out (I was busy picking Ray), I really dislike Nakoma. I agree with some fans that blame her for Kocoum's death - That's the only thing she does in that movie. OK, she was trying to help, but she really shoud have trusted her friend. Other than that, she's plain and ugly.
"I blame her for Kocoum's death (in that case she should have told Pocahonta's father, not him)" - CodyVenusTrent
"She is so annoying. Everything would've worked out if this b*tch hadn't butted in... " - hisblueeyes
"She tells Kocum where Pocahontas went, and I HATE her. Beacuse of her, Pocahontas have her sad ending. Pocahontas can't trust her anymore." - PrincessLD
45. Ray
I think people would like him more if he had less screentime. People seemed to agree with me that he's annoying and only likeable for children. Just like @Swanpride said, his purpose was to bring a romantic mood for Tiana and Naveen, but mixed with butt jokes, that didn't work at all. I sincerely think he would had been even lower if [SPOILER] he didn't die in the end.
"Don't get me wrong, I love Ray, but not as much as the others." - sweetie94
"He is so annoying!" - BelleAnastasia
"I really dislike him." - VGFan30
44. Animals (Turtle, rabbits, deer, etc...)
The category "animals" wasn't very sucessful in this countdown. Some people said that they shouldn't be included, others find them to be plain and it's hard to analyze them as a whole. I particulary like these animals, specially the funny turtle. I also think they're brave for helping the dwarfes in the end and it's very cute to see them crying about Snowy's death in the end.
"they aren't even really sidekicks to me... they're just... there. " - DamianLUVR
"c'mon the animals help snow find shelter and they are hilarious! espicially the turtle!" - starlight77
"These Animals, they are not real sidekicks" - PrincessLD
43. Animals (Owl, birds, squirrel, rabbits, etc...)
These were the last Animals to go and they're personally my least favorite ones. They aren't nearly as helpful as Snowy' or funny as Ariel's. No one really explained why they picked those out first, the commens just say that the animals aren't really sidekicks.
"..." - Pink_Love
"don't consider them even sidekicks" - opalrose
"agree with opalrose. i just dont think they're side kicks... i love them... they're just not really sidekicks" - DamianLUVR
42. Little Brother
This dog is cute and I'd like to have it at home, but he doesn't have enough screen time to prove being a good sidekick. However, I think Mulan's family is really attached to him, because he is called "Little Brother" after Fa Zu's "missing" son.
"he is hardly in there and doesn't really help her" - opalrose
"I love Little Brother but we only get to see him at the beginning and at the end. We don´t really get to see much of him." - CodyVenusTrent
"He's not memorable... " - Vooltage
41. Phillip
This horse is definitively one of my least favorite sidekicks. He is coward, ugly, coward... Other than that, he's plain. He left Maurice with the wolfes! OK, he came back, but not necessarily to warn Belle. Was he going to starve in that creepy forest? I'm pretty sure he would leave sooner if he wasn't from Beauty and the Beast.
"i want this horse out! he does nothing and is very cowardly." - starlight77
"Just leave, he is useless." - sweetie-94
"I like him but not as much as all the other sidekicks." - CodyVenusTrent
[I'm clearly copying BelleAnastasia article style, but I hope she will forgive me and you will pretend that's not happening =) . Again, I'm brazilian, so forgive/notice me about grammar mistakes]
50. Mama Odie
"something about her kissing that snake makes my skin curl" - tiagih
"extremly strange and not likeable" - lizzy_bennett
"that ugly bitch needs to leave!" - diluka96
49. Animals (lobster, starfishes, dolphins, birds, seals, etc.)
"just not very memorable" - Pink_Love
"i don't consider them sidekicks" - opalrose
"Do dolphins, fish, birds, etc. really count as a sidekick?" - heathersvan
48. Louis
"He's so annoying! " - BelleAnastasia
"arghh go away" - pretty_angel92
"Such an annoyance" - ArielandEric
47. Major
"he doesn't do much but i do see his sentimental values to cinderella " - starlight77
"He's not memorable. Why he is still here ? " - Vooltage
"I'm still waiting for this useless horse to go. He's not seen so much in the movie didn't do so much" - sweetie-94
46. Nakoma
"I blame her for Kocoum's death (in that case she should have told Pocahonta's father, not him)" - CodyVenusTrent
"She is so annoying. Everything would've worked out if this b*tch hadn't butted in... " - hisblueeyes
"She tells Kocum where Pocahontas went, and I HATE her. Beacuse of her, Pocahontas have her sad ending. Pocahontas can't trust her anymore." - PrincessLD
45. Ray
"Don't get me wrong, I love Ray, but not as much as the others." - sweetie94
"He is so annoying!" - BelleAnastasia
"I really dislike him." - VGFan30
44. Animals (Turtle, rabbits, deer, etc...)
"they aren't even really sidekicks to me... they're just... there. " - DamianLUVR
"c'mon the animals help snow find shelter and they are hilarious! espicially the turtle!" - starlight77
"These Animals, they are not real sidekicks" - PrincessLD
43. Animals (Owl, birds, squirrel, rabbits, etc...)
"..." - Pink_Love
"don't consider them even sidekicks" - opalrose
"agree with opalrose. i just dont think they're side kicks... i love them... they're just not really sidekicks" - DamianLUVR
42. Little Brother
"he is hardly in there and doesn't really help her" - opalrose
"I love Little Brother but we only get to see him at the beginning and at the end. We don´t really get to see much of him." - CodyVenusTrent
"He's not memorable... " - Vooltage
41. Phillip
"i want this horse out! he does nothing and is very cowardly." - starlight77
"Just leave, he is useless." - sweetie-94
"I like him but not as much as all the other sidekicks." - CodyVenusTrent
I've written this type of article before, but I haven't ranked my favorite songs from each DP Movie yet so I decided to give it a try, also decided to do this so I could add songs from Brave and Frozen which I didn't do in my previous article since I wrote it before the movies where released. I don't dislike any of these songs so just because a song is last on this list it doesn't mean that I don't like that song. So anyway let's get started :D
12. A Whole New World
Just a few years ago this song was very popular and very overrated imo, while majority of people has realised that this song...
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12. A Whole New World
Just a few years ago this song was very popular and very overrated imo, while majority of people has realised that this song...
These bitches better watch out, because srsly, we're gonna steal their men.
It's been a long time since I wrote an article, but I guess we could say "I'm back".
In honour of Princes month, I decided to write an article on the hottest pieces of ass- I mean, the hottest princes. >.>
This'll probably be fun to read because I'm trying to eat and type at the same time whilst there are a gazillion fireworks going off outside (Google Bonfire Night. :/) which is all helped by me literally making this list up as I go.
SO, yeah, same as always, I'll swear as much as I fucking want, let's go look at those fine men. ;D
9) The Beast
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In honour of Princes month, I decided to write an article on the hottest pieces of ass- I mean, the hottest princes. >.>
This'll probably be fun to read because I'm trying to eat and type at the same time whilst there are a gazillion fireworks going off outside (Google Bonfire Night. :/) which is all helped by me literally making this list up as I go.
SO, yeah, same as always, I'll swear as much as I fucking want, let's go look at those fine men. ;D
9) The Beast
Turn back. Not because we have beastiality,...
30. Cinderella brainds
29. Rapunzel long and loose
28. Cinderella wedding updo
27. Ariel loose with flower
26. Tiana bun
25. Ariel wedding updo
24. Cinderella maid updo
23. Ariel with blue bow
22. Mulan short hair
21. Snow White with red bow
29. Rapunzel long and loose
28. Cinderella wedding updo
27. Ariel loose with flower
26. Tiana bun
25. Ariel wedding updo
24. Cinderella maid updo
23. Ariel with blue bow
22. Mulan short hair
21. Snow White with red bow
After doing the more modern princesses, I switched to the classics, who are accused of being Mary Sues a lot. (I might not do ones for Merida and Tiana, since they pretty obviously aren't Mary Sues). Starting with Cinderella.
Unique traits without contacts or hair dye- No. She has blonde hair and blue eyes, common traits.
An odd name- Yes. It'd make sense if it was explained Cinderella was a nickname and her real name is Ella, like in some versions, but it isn't in the film. 1.
Looks constantly commented on- Yes. Cinderella is described as beautiful, and the prince considers her the most...
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Unique traits without contacts or hair dye- No. She has blonde hair and blue eyes, common traits.
An odd name- Yes. It'd make sense if it was explained Cinderella was a nickname and her real name is Ella, like in some versions, but it isn't in the film. 1.
Looks constantly commented on- Yes. Cinderella is described as beautiful, and the prince considers her the most...
This is another Mary Sue test. I decided to do Elsa after Anna. I think she's accused of being a Mary Sue more (though neither of them are accused much).
Unique traits without contacts or hair dye- Platinum blonde hair isn't super common, though it can be explained by her ice powers (but it isn't made clear that's the explanation like with Rapunzel). .5
An odd name- No. 'Elsa' isn't that odd of a name.
Looks constantly commented on- No. I can't remember Elsa's looks being commented on much.
Always the hero- No. I can't remember her saving anyone aside from herself.
Multiple characters falling...
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Unique traits without contacts or hair dye- Platinum blonde hair isn't super common, though it can be explained by her ice powers (but it isn't made clear that's the explanation like with Rapunzel). .5
An odd name- No. 'Elsa' isn't that odd of a name.
Looks constantly commented on- No. I can't remember Elsa's looks being commented on much.
Always the hero- No. I can't remember her saving anyone aside from herself.
Multiple characters falling...
Ariel blonde, so pretty! Prettier then Belle and Aurora!
This time with black eyes but still amazingly beautiful
" Look at me, aren't I am pretty, so blonde?"
Well, Om Nelle may not be a Disney princess, but Mulan isn't actually a princess either. Her heroism made Mulan a princess, even though she had nothing to do with the royal family. Om Nelle does a lot of heroics. Just like a Mulan. Moreover, it even has a crown. A tiara with a cute blue stone. But there are a few problems. For example, this crown is actually a belt. Also, even if this was a real crown, Om Nelle has nothing to do with royalty. Om Nelle is a creature, so not a human. That's okay because Nala in The Lion King is also an animal but is considered a Disney Princess. Now the only problem is, Disney didn't create Om Nelle. So she may be a princess in her own right, but never a Disney princess. She would still make a great disney princess out of her.
