My opinion on which princess are hot and which aren't. Basically a list on who I would bang.
10. Snow White.
She's a munter.
I suppose that's a bit harsh but she has the least bangability out of the all. She's just way too young, innocent and, to be honest, annoying to even consider. And she's not in anyway hot.
9. Cinderella.
She's pretty but she doesn't have any features to be considered "hot" in my opinion. She doesn't have a hot face. She doesn't have a hot body. And she doesn't have any personal qualities that make her bangable. Plus she'd probably run away half way through.
8. Mulan.
It would be creepy cause she dressed as a man and actually looked like one. Nuff said.
7. Tiana.
She's fit but I don't know if she's hot. I think her personality really lets her looks down. She's too serious and boring. But I do think that her stubbornness and that fact that she'd be dominant is sexy.
6. Pocahontas.
She's fit but something about her is annoying to me. I don't really have a reason for putting her 6th apart from the fact that I'd rather bang the others.
5. Aurora.
So so poor but not as hot as some others. That's all I really have to say 'cause I don't know much about her personality.
4. Belle.
She's stunning. She's hot. And intelligence in a girl is so sexy.
3. Rapunzel.
Rapunzel is so cute yet hot at the same time. She has a good body and I love long hair on girls. Her personality is cute yet strong making her incredibly bangable.
2. Ariel.
Ariel is so fit. She's got a hot body, fit hair and she's gorgeous. She's also cute and funny. (It would also be amazing to say "I've had sex with a mermaid")
1. Jasmine.
Jasmine is the hottest Disney princess by far. She has an amazingly hot body and a gorgeous face. She has attitude, she's feisty, witty and confident, all really sexy qualities in a girl. Oh and when she's wears that red outfit... best disney moment ever.
10. Snow White.
She's a munter.
I suppose that's a bit harsh but she has the least bangability out of the all. She's just way too young, innocent and, to be honest, annoying to even consider. And she's not in anyway hot.
9. Cinderella.
She's pretty but she doesn't have any features to be considered "hot" in my opinion. She doesn't have a hot face. She doesn't have a hot body. And she doesn't have any personal qualities that make her bangable. Plus she'd probably run away half way through.
8. Mulan.
It would be creepy cause she dressed as a man and actually looked like one. Nuff said.
7. Tiana.
She's fit but I don't know if she's hot. I think her personality really lets her looks down. She's too serious and boring. But I do think that her stubbornness and that fact that she'd be dominant is sexy.
6. Pocahontas.
She's fit but something about her is annoying to me. I don't really have a reason for putting her 6th apart from the fact that I'd rather bang the others.
5. Aurora.
So so poor but not as hot as some others. That's all I really have to say 'cause I don't know much about her personality.
4. Belle.
She's stunning. She's hot. And intelligence in a girl is so sexy.
3. Rapunzel.
Rapunzel is so cute yet hot at the same time. She has a good body and I love long hair on girls. Her personality is cute yet strong making her incredibly bangable.
2. Ariel.
Ariel is so fit. She's got a hot body, fit hair and she's gorgeous. She's also cute and funny. (It would also be amazing to say "I've had sex with a mermaid")
1. Jasmine.
Jasmine is the hottest Disney princess by far. She has an amazingly hot body and a gorgeous face. She has attitude, she's feisty, witty and confident, all really sexy qualities in a girl. Oh and when she's wears that red outfit... best disney moment ever.
Decided to do an article like this too, I've actually been wanting to do this for a long time, but I thought it was hard to do, well it was hard even now to do this list because I think Snow White is the type of princess that would get along well with the other princesses, but anyway hope you'll like this article :)
10. Merida
If we're basing it on Merida's personality in the end of the movie she would be placed slightly higher on this list since she's more like Snow White at that point, but now I based it on her personality during most of the time in the movie and that is what puts her...
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10. Merida
If we're basing it on Merida's personality in the end of the movie she would be placed slightly higher on this list since she's more like Snow White at that point, but now I based it on her personality during most of the time in the movie and that is what puts her...
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12. Merida
I don't like her hairstyles she's got only two: loose and with white cap (this one is hideous)
11. Snow White
I don't like short hair especially in blue bow
10. Moana
I like only one hair style: loose
9. Rapunzel
I don't like her short hair and braid I like only loose with tiara
8. Tiana
I like only bun and hight pony tail
7. Mulan
I like her loose hair and hair with flower
6. Cinderella
I like braids, loose and pony tail
5. Ariel
I like loose, with flower, wedding updo and loose but styled
4. Pocahontas
I like her all hairstyles except helmet
3. Jasmine
I love her all hairstyles except low pony tail
2. Belle
I like her all hairstyles but I prefer my number #1
1. Aurora
Her all hairstyles are stunning
I don't like her hairstyles she's got only two: loose and with white cap (this one is hideous)
11. Snow White
I don't like short hair especially in blue bow
10. Moana
I like only one hair style: loose
9. Rapunzel
I don't like her short hair and braid I like only loose with tiara
8. Tiana
I like only bun and hight pony tail
7. Mulan
I like her loose hair and hair with flower
6. Cinderella
I like braids, loose and pony tail
5. Ariel
I like loose, with flower, wedding updo and loose but styled
4. Pocahontas
I like her all hairstyles except helmet
3. Jasmine
I love her all hairstyles except low pony tail
2. Belle
I like her all hairstyles but I prefer my number #1
1. Aurora
Her all hairstyles are stunning
10. Jasmine hight pony tail
9. Belle pony tail with green bow
8. Moana loose
7. Belle loose
6.Rapunzel hair long with tiara
5. Belle with cape
4. Aurora with black ribbon
3. Aurora with crown
2. Belle ball updo
1. Jasmine hair loose but styled
9. Belle pony tail with green bow
8. Moana loose
7. Belle loose
6.Rapunzel hair long with tiara
5. Belle with cape
4. Aurora with black ribbon
3. Aurora with crown
2. Belle ball updo
1. Jasmine hair loose but styled
54. Mulan Soldier Updo
53. Ariel with hat
52. Moana bun
51. Rapunzel hair: short and brown
50. Snow White with blue bow
49. Tiana childhood hairstyle
48. Jasmine with scarf
47. Aurora with scarf
46. Rapunzel hair brainded
45. Pocahontas brainds
44. Rapunzel short and loose with tiara
43. Mulan bun
42. Tiana ponytail
41. Tiana mascarade updo
I am now a ghost and forever haunting my old chateau.
I'm not strictly doing these in chronological order, it's just a coincidence that I chose Ariel next. You might think Ariel isn't a Mary Sue because of her obvious flaws that a lot people hate her for, but I think she still could be. Mary Sues can have flaws (hence why that trait doesn't just say "No flaws" and nothing else). So let's see.
Unique traits without contacts or hair dye- Sort of. Red hair is common enough, but her shade of red definitely isn't. .5
An odd name- Sort of. 'Ariel' is common enough by mermaid standards, but she's the only one of her siblings with a name not ending...
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Unique traits without contacts or hair dye- Sort of. Red hair is common enough, but her shade of red definitely isn't. .5
An odd name- Sort of. 'Ariel' is common enough by mermaid standards, but she's the only one of her siblings with a name not ending...
Welcome to the last of the classic Mary Sue tests. This one is going to be difficult, since Aurora has so little screentime and personality. But I'll try my best.
Unique traits without contacts or hair dye- Yes. It's hard to gauge Aurora's exact eye color, but she seems to have violet eyes, which is definitely unique (and not even natural). Since it's not a natural trait in real people, it's getting a full point. 1.
An odd name- No. 'Aurora' is probably the most normal name of the classic princesses, and not that out there. Even Briar Rose isn't that unusual.
Looks constantly commented on-...
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Unique traits without contacts or hair dye- Yes. It's hard to gauge Aurora's exact eye color, but she seems to have violet eyes, which is definitely unique (and not even natural). Since it's not a natural trait in real people, it's getting a full point. 1.
An odd name- No. 'Aurora' is probably the most normal name of the classic princesses, and not that out there. Even Briar Rose isn't that unusual.
Looks constantly commented on-...
This is another Mary Sue test. I decided to do Elsa after Anna. I think she's accused of being a Mary Sue more (though neither of them are accused much).
Unique traits without contacts or hair dye- Platinum blonde hair isn't super common, though it can be explained by her ice powers (but it isn't made clear that's the explanation like with Rapunzel). .5
An odd name- No. 'Elsa' isn't that odd of a name.
Looks constantly commented on- No. I can't remember Elsa's looks being commented on much.
Always the hero- No. I can't remember her saving anyone aside from herself.
Multiple characters falling...
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Unique traits without contacts or hair dye- Platinum blonde hair isn't super common, though it can be explained by her ice powers (but it isn't made clear that's the explanation like with Rapunzel). .5
An odd name- No. 'Elsa' isn't that odd of a name.
Looks constantly commented on- No. I can't remember Elsa's looks being commented on much.
Always the hero- No. I can't remember her saving anyone aside from herself.
Multiple characters falling...
Look, she is pretty!
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Snow White has never been pretty to me. Princesses like Elsa, Anna, Aurora and Belle have always been beautiful to me. Snow White was the ugliest to me, the ugliest. Even uglier than princesses like Merida, Mulan, and Kida. I don't understand how they call Snow White "the fairest of all people" in the movie.
Things that make Snow White ugly:
Snow White's neck looks combined with her head.
The shape of Snow White's hair is so ugly, it's like a cotton candy that doesn't look realistic at all.
Snow White's nose is sometimes not visible
These princess eyes are scary and the pupils don't fit in her eyes.
His eyebrows are thin
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Oh my god, she's so ugly except for her crimson lips and rosy cheeks! In the movie, either the mirror was broken or the movie was. Snow White is so ugly! Duh should make it to the list of the ugliest in the world!
Things that make Snow White ugly:
Snow White's neck looks combined with her head.
The shape of Snow White's hair is so ugly, it's like a cotton candy that doesn't look realistic at all.
Snow White's nose is sometimes not visible
These princess eyes are scary and the pupils don't fit in her eyes.
His eyebrows are thin
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Oh my god, she's so ugly except for her crimson lips and rosy cheeks! In the movie, either the mirror was broken or the movie was. Snow White is so ugly! Duh should make it to the list of the ugliest in the world!
