Chapter 1
"Melody, wake up," said Eric as he patted his five-year-old daughter on the arm.
"Five more minutes, Daddy," Melody yawned.
"But Melody today is your first day at your new school. If you don't get up, you'll be late," Eric responded.
"I don't want to go to school today!" said Melody.
"Melody, get out of bed right now or I'll spank you," Eric firmly stated.
Melody's eyes went wide and quickly got out of bed. Eric left while she got dressed. She took her pink pajamas off and tossed them on her bed. Then, Melody slowly put her on her outfit on. She dressed slowly since she did not want to go to school. Her outfit contained a cream-colored t-shirt with a flower that had orange petals and a yellow bud. She was also wearing blue jeans and read and white tennis shoes.
"Melody, come down! We're going to be late!" Eric hollered from downstairs.
"I'm coming!" Melody answered loudly. She went downstairs. For breakfast, they ate leftover burgers from Burger King. Melody liked burgers but eating them for breakfast? Well, she couldn't blame her father for not knowing how to cook. She couldn't cook, either. After breakfast, Eric and Melody both ran to their black jeep and drove off to school. Eric dropped Melody off and waved bye to her.
Melody really did not want to go inside the school building. But she went inside, knowing that the school bell was going to ring in ten minutes and it was too late to run back home. She walked through the hallway and entered Room 13, which was located near the school entrance. She put her backpack and her lunch bag inside the green locker with her name on it and sat down on her desk.
"Good Morning, Melody," said her teacher Mrs. Murphy. She was a middle-aged woman with white hair, small glasses, and a polka-dot dress. Melody had met her when her dad had signed her up to start school here.
"Good Morning, Mrs. Murphy," Melody replied back.
Lunchtime came. Melody went inside the cafeteria with her lunch bag and sat down with the girls from her class.
"So, what are you getting your mom for mother's day, Anna?"
"I'm going to give Mom a pwetty necklace. Hey, Joey, what are you going to give your mom for mother's day?
"I'm going to give her flowers."
"I'm going to give my mom a mother's day card," Harry said proudly.
"Hey, Melody what are you going to give your mom for mother's day?" Anna asked.
Melody blushed. "I don't have a mommy,"
Anna, Joey, Harry and the other kids began to laugh. Melody's face turned red and she looked down at her shoes as the kids threw cruel comments at her.
"You don't have a mommy?"
"Loser!"
"You're weird!"
School ended at three o' clock. Everybody went home except Melody. She stood in front of the school entrance, hoping her dad would pick her up soon. An hour passed and still no sign of her dad. Melody still waited. Finally, Eric's black jeep arrived at a little after four. Melody's blue eyes looked very cloudy.
"Honey, what's wrong?" he asked.
"Why were you late? You're always late!" Melody asked, angrily.
"My boss kept me back at work, honey, I'm sorry." Eric apologized. During the home ride, Melody looked out the window, and stared blankly at the trees they were passing by. Eric noticed that Melody looked crest-fallen.
"Melody?"
"Yeah?"
"What's wrong?"
"Nothing," she lied.
"Now Mel-"
"I said nothing!" said Melody. Eric turned away from Melody and focused on the road ahead of him.
When they got home, Melody went to watch TV, while Eric sat down on the couch and went to take care of some paperwork. He was busy at work and it was very hard for him to take care of Melody while trying to succeed at his career. Part of him thought that he should find a new wife, for Melody's sake. However, that would never happen. His first experience with romance did not go very well and he didn't want to go through the emotional wreck again.
No, instead Eric was going to hire a nanny; someone who could care for Melody when he is out at work. He took out his cell phone and called the paper.
"Hello? Windy Times Inc.? This is Eric Banes. I like to put in an advertisement in hiring a nanny…"
"Melody, wake up," said Eric as he patted his five-year-old daughter on the arm.
"Five more minutes, Daddy," Melody yawned.
"But Melody today is your first day at your new school. If you don't get up, you'll be late," Eric responded.
"I don't want to go to school today!" said Melody.
"Melody, get out of bed right now or I'll spank you," Eric firmly stated.
Melody's eyes went wide and quickly got out of bed. Eric left while she got dressed. She took her pink pajamas off and tossed them on her bed. Then, Melody slowly put her on her outfit on. She dressed slowly since she did not want to go to school. Her outfit contained a cream-colored t-shirt with a flower that had orange petals and a yellow bud. She was also wearing blue jeans and read and white tennis shoes.
"Melody, come down! We're going to be late!" Eric hollered from downstairs.
"I'm coming!" Melody answered loudly. She went downstairs. For breakfast, they ate leftover burgers from Burger King. Melody liked burgers but eating them for breakfast? Well, she couldn't blame her father for not knowing how to cook. She couldn't cook, either. After breakfast, Eric and Melody both ran to their black jeep and drove off to school. Eric dropped Melody off and waved bye to her.
Melody really did not want to go inside the school building. But she went inside, knowing that the school bell was going to ring in ten minutes and it was too late to run back home. She walked through the hallway and entered Room 13, which was located near the school entrance. She put her backpack and her lunch bag inside the green locker with her name on it and sat down on her desk.
"Good Morning, Melody," said her teacher Mrs. Murphy. She was a middle-aged woman with white hair, small glasses, and a polka-dot dress. Melody had met her when her dad had signed her up to start school here.
"Good Morning, Mrs. Murphy," Melody replied back.
Lunchtime came. Melody went inside the cafeteria with her lunch bag and sat down with the girls from her class.
"So, what are you getting your mom for mother's day, Anna?"
"I'm going to give Mom a pwetty necklace. Hey, Joey, what are you going to give your mom for mother's day?
"I'm going to give her flowers."
"I'm going to give my mom a mother's day card," Harry said proudly.
"Hey, Melody what are you going to give your mom for mother's day?" Anna asked.
Melody blushed. "I don't have a mommy,"
Anna, Joey, Harry and the other kids began to laugh. Melody's face turned red and she looked down at her shoes as the kids threw cruel comments at her.
"You don't have a mommy?"
"Loser!"
"You're weird!"
School ended at three o' clock. Everybody went home except Melody. She stood in front of the school entrance, hoping her dad would pick her up soon. An hour passed and still no sign of her dad. Melody still waited. Finally, Eric's black jeep arrived at a little after four. Melody's blue eyes looked very cloudy.
"Honey, what's wrong?" he asked.
"Why were you late? You're always late!" Melody asked, angrily.
"My boss kept me back at work, honey, I'm sorry." Eric apologized. During the home ride, Melody looked out the window, and stared blankly at the trees they were passing by. Eric noticed that Melody looked crest-fallen.
"Melody?"
"Yeah?"
"What's wrong?"
"Nothing," she lied.
"Now Mel-"
"I said nothing!" said Melody. Eric turned away from Melody and focused on the road ahead of him.
When they got home, Melody went to watch TV, while Eric sat down on the couch and went to take care of some paperwork. He was busy at work and it was very hard for him to take care of Melody while trying to succeed at his career. Part of him thought that he should find a new wife, for Melody's sake. However, that would never happen. His first experience with romance did not go very well and he didn't want to go through the emotional wreck again.
No, instead Eric was going to hire a nanny; someone who could care for Melody when he is out at work. He took out his cell phone and called the paper.
"Hello? Windy Times Inc.? This is Eric Banes. I like to put in an advertisement in hiring a nanny…"
These bitches better watch out, because srsly, we're gonna steal their men.
It's been a long time since I wrote an article, but I guess we could say "I'm back".
In honour of Princes month, I decided to write an article on the hottest pieces of ass- I mean, the hottest princes. >.>
This'll probably be fun to read because I'm trying to eat and type at the same time whilst there are a gazillion fireworks going off outside (Google Bonfire Night. :/) which is all helped by me literally making this list up as I go.
SO, yeah, same as always, I'll swear as much as I fucking want, let's go look at those fine men. ;D
9) The Beast
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In honour of Princes month, I decided to write an article on the hottest pieces of ass- I mean, the hottest princes. >.>
This'll probably be fun to read because I'm trying to eat and type at the same time whilst there are a gazillion fireworks going off outside (Google Bonfire Night. :/) which is all helped by me literally making this list up as I go.
SO, yeah, same as always, I'll swear as much as I fucking want, let's go look at those fine men. ;D
9) The Beast
Turn back. Not because we have beastiality,...
30. Cinderella brainds
29. Rapunzel long and loose
28. Cinderella wedding updo
27. Ariel loose with flower
26. Tiana bun
25. Ariel wedding updo
24. Cinderella maid updo
23. Ariel with blue bow
22. Mulan short hair
21. Snow White with red bow
29. Rapunzel long and loose
28. Cinderella wedding updo
27. Ariel loose with flower
26. Tiana bun
25. Ariel wedding updo
24. Cinderella maid updo
23. Ariel with blue bow
22. Mulan short hair
21. Snow White with red bow
After doing the more modern princesses, I switched to the classics, who are accused of being Mary Sues a lot. (I might not do ones for Merida and Tiana, since they pretty obviously aren't Mary Sues). Starting with Cinderella.
Unique traits without contacts or hair dye- No. She has blonde hair and blue eyes, common traits.
An odd name- Yes. It'd make sense if it was explained Cinderella was a nickname and her real name is Ella, like in some versions, but it isn't in the film. 1.
Looks constantly commented on- Yes. Cinderella is described as beautiful, and the prince considers her the most...
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Unique traits without contacts or hair dye- No. She has blonde hair and blue eyes, common traits.
An odd name- Yes. It'd make sense if it was explained Cinderella was a nickname and her real name is Ella, like in some versions, but it isn't in the film. 1.
Looks constantly commented on- Yes. Cinderella is described as beautiful, and the prince considers her the most...
This is another Mary Sue test. I decided to do Elsa after Anna. I think she's accused of being a Mary Sue more (though neither of them are accused much).
Unique traits without contacts or hair dye- Platinum blonde hair isn't super common, though it can be explained by her ice powers (but it isn't made clear that's the explanation like with Rapunzel). .5
An odd name- No. 'Elsa' isn't that odd of a name.
Looks constantly commented on- No. I can't remember Elsa's looks being commented on much.
Always the hero- No. I can't remember her saving anyone aside from herself.
Multiple characters falling...
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Unique traits without contacts or hair dye- Platinum blonde hair isn't super common, though it can be explained by her ice powers (but it isn't made clear that's the explanation like with Rapunzel). .5
An odd name- No. 'Elsa' isn't that odd of a name.
Looks constantly commented on- No. I can't remember Elsa's looks being commented on much.
Always the hero- No. I can't remember her saving anyone aside from herself.
Multiple characters falling...
Ariel blonde, so pretty! Prettier then Belle and Aurora!
This time with black eyes but still amazingly beautiful
" Look at me, aren't I am pretty, so blonde?"
Well, Om Nelle may not be a Disney princess, but Mulan isn't actually a princess either. Her heroism made Mulan a princess, even though she had nothing to do with the royal family. Om Nelle does a lot of heroics. Just like a Mulan. Moreover, it even has a crown. A tiara with a cute blue stone. But there are a few problems. For example, this crown is actually a belt. Also, even if this was a real crown, Om Nelle has nothing to do with royalty. Om Nelle is a creature, so not a human. That's okay because Nala in The Lion King is also an animal but is considered a Disney Princess. Now the only problem is, Disney didn't create Om Nelle. So she may be a princess in her own right, but never a Disney princess. She would still make a great disney princess out of her.
Love is in the Air!
