/This is a story someone at camp told me...you've probably already heard it, and it's probably already up here, but whatever, I'm just gonna write it here aswell...plus, I do not own this story. This is also set in times when people ate cow liver./
"Johnny, can you go down to the shops to buy a cow liver for dinner, please?" my father asked me. He handed me a ten dollar note. I took it, and nodded.
I walked down to the shops alone. When I go there, I noticed a carnival on the left side of it. There was a sign saying 'All rides to be ridden, for just ten dollars'. As the child I was, I decided to go to the carnival instead.
I came out half an hour later. I realised I had wasted the money my father had given me to buy our dinner. On the right side of the shops, I noticed a cemetery. There was a coffin lying open, preparing for a funeral. I took out my pocket knife, and while nobody was looking, I cut out the corpse's liver.
"Johnny, what's wrong? Why aren't you eating?" Mother asked me that night. By sister, father and mother were all enjoying dinner. I, however, had not eaten a bite. "Johnny, you love cow liver, don't you?" Sister asked. I nodded. "I'm just not hungry tonight. Maybe I'll eat it for lunch tomorrow." I replied.
I went upstairs to bed. I fell asleep quickly, tired from such a strange day. It must have been midnight when I was woken up again.
"Johnny...I'm on the first step."
Someone was singing to me...their voice was quiet, but I could still hear it...and it only continued to get louder.
"Johnny...I'm on the second step. Johnny...I'm on the third step. Johnny...I'm on the fourth step. Johnny...I'm on the fifth step."
I hear a quiet thud.
"Johnny...I'm on the tenth step. Johnny...I'm at your bedroom door. Johnny...I'm underneath your bed. Johnny...I have the butcher's knife. Johnny...I'm right behind you. Johnny...you're dead."
The last thing I saw was my own blood dripping down my left arm and onto the bedclothes. I never saw anything again.
"Johnny, can you go down to the shops to buy a cow liver for dinner, please?" my father asked me. He handed me a ten dollar note. I took it, and nodded.
I walked down to the shops alone. When I go there, I noticed a carnival on the left side of it. There was a sign saying 'All rides to be ridden, for just ten dollars'. As the child I was, I decided to go to the carnival instead.
I came out half an hour later. I realised I had wasted the money my father had given me to buy our dinner. On the right side of the shops, I noticed a cemetery. There was a coffin lying open, preparing for a funeral. I took out my pocket knife, and while nobody was looking, I cut out the corpse's liver.
"Johnny, what's wrong? Why aren't you eating?" Mother asked me that night. By sister, father and mother were all enjoying dinner. I, however, had not eaten a bite. "Johnny, you love cow liver, don't you?" Sister asked. I nodded. "I'm just not hungry tonight. Maybe I'll eat it for lunch tomorrow." I replied.
I went upstairs to bed. I fell asleep quickly, tired from such a strange day. It must have been midnight when I was woken up again.
"Johnny...I'm on the first step."
Someone was singing to me...their voice was quiet, but I could still hear it...and it only continued to get louder.
"Johnny...I'm on the second step. Johnny...I'm on the third step. Johnny...I'm on the fourth step. Johnny...I'm on the fifth step."
I hear a quiet thud.
"Johnny...I'm on the tenth step. Johnny...I'm at your bedroom door. Johnny...I'm underneath your bed. Johnny...I have the butcher's knife. Johnny...I'm right behind you. Johnny...you're dead."
The last thing I saw was my own blood dripping down my left arm and onto the bedclothes. I never saw anything again.
*phone ringing*
49: yes?
Slender: we need you and your friends to help us
49: better than this dead end job, I'll be there soon
*beep*
49: ok Mr. Sonic, you can not eat nor talk for 1 hour
Sonic.EXE: *shakes head*
49: do you want the tooth
Sonic.EXE: !!!!!!!!!!!!
49: I take that as a no
Tails Doll: it would bring bad memories for him...
49: guys, we are going to Slenders!
96: *screeches*
49: shut-up! god how did I end up with these people!
Tails Doll: you got hung over...
49: that explains it...
49: yes?
Slender: we need you and your friends to help us
49: better than this dead end job, I'll be there soon
*beep*
49: ok Mr. Sonic, you can not eat nor talk for 1 hour
Sonic.EXE: *shakes head*
49: do you want the tooth
Sonic.EXE: !!!!!!!!!!!!
49: I take that as a no
Tails Doll: it would bring bad memories for him...
49: guys, we are going to Slenders!
96: *screeches*
49: shut-up! god how did I end up with these people!
Tails Doll: you got hung over...
49: that explains it...
*ding dong*
???: oh shi*!
*poof*
???: hello good sirs!
Slender: change back Jack, its us
EJ: Slender! *poof*
Jeff: *sinkers*
EJ: what?
Jeff: you live with Laughing Jack!?
EJ: yes, why?
Jeff: *laughing hard*
Lucius: question... what I have heard about "Laughing Jack", how the hell did he get a mansion!?
Slender: I gave him 20000000$
Lucius: what made you do that?
Slender: I killed his girlfriend and her family
All but Lucius: *back away slowly*
Lucius: 20000000$ is justified now .__.
???: oh shi*!
*poof*
???: hello good sirs!
Slender: change back Jack, its us
EJ: Slender! *poof*
Jeff: *sinkers*
EJ: what?
Jeff: you live with Laughing Jack!?
EJ: yes, why?
Jeff: *laughing hard*
Lucius: question... what I have heard about "Laughing Jack", how the hell did he get a mansion!?
Slender: I gave him 20000000$
Lucius: what made you do that?
Slender: I killed his girlfriend and her family
All but Lucius: *back away slowly*
Lucius: 20000000$ is justified now .__.
*meanwhile in the underworld*
Zalgo: *snickers*
Observer: whats so funny?!
Zalgo: oh, sorry... funny thing on the show
Observer: every one here?
All: yes sir!
Observer: go prepare yourselves for the next attack...
All: yes sir! *all walk away*
Zalgo: hey Observer!
Observer: what...
Zalgo: I got new guys!
Observer: what?
Zalgo: meet Mr. Widemouth
Mr.W: hi!
Zalgo: Lisa
Lisa: hey...
Zalgo: Targeter
Targeter: ...
Zalgo: and Pyris
Pyris: Why am I here again?
Zalgo: they will be are new commanders
Observer: ._.
Zalgo: *snickers*
Observer: whats so funny?!
Zalgo: oh, sorry... funny thing on the show
Observer: every one here?
All: yes sir!
Observer: go prepare yourselves for the next attack...
All: yes sir! *all walk away*
Zalgo: hey Observer!
Observer: what...
Zalgo: I got new guys!
Observer: what?
Zalgo: meet Mr. Widemouth
Mr.W: hi!
Zalgo: Lisa
Lisa: hey...
Zalgo: Targeter
Targeter: ...
Zalgo: and Pyris
Pyris: Why am I here again?
Zalgo: they will be are new commanders
Observer: ._.
Zalgo: finally, my day off...
SL: SIRRRRRR!
Zalgo: WHAT?
SL: the grunts are having a fight again
Zalgo: then go take care of it
SL: how can I when you only addressed only half of them of my rank!
Zalgo: its my day off
SL: its your kingdom!
Zalgo: its still my day off!
SL: ._.
Zalgo: ._.
SL :c
Zalgo: :c
SL: :P
Zalgo: :P
SL: :l
Zalgo: :l
SL: :[
Zalgo: :[
SL: :B
Zalgo: :B
SL: thats it, im going to play on my DiPod
Zalgo: finally...
Grunt: SIRRRRRR!
Zalgo: shi*
SL: SIRRRRRR!
Zalgo: WHAT?
SL: the grunts are having a fight again
Zalgo: then go take care of it
SL: how can I when you only addressed only half of them of my rank!
Zalgo: its my day off
SL: its your kingdom!
Zalgo: its still my day off!
SL: ._.
Zalgo: ._.
SL :c
Zalgo: :c
SL: :P
Zalgo: :P
SL: :l
Zalgo: :l
SL: :[
Zalgo: :[
SL: :B
Zalgo: :B
SL: thats it, im going to play on my DiPod
Zalgo: finally...
Grunt: SIRRRRRR!
Zalgo: shi*
Me: hi guys im home!
Jeff rip offs: hi!
Jeff: *mph*
Me: what the hell is going on?!
Jeef: Jeff killed my brother
Jef: i have RED eyes
Jeffy: I have two knifes!
Jake: Im his step-brother!
Lucius: *drops cigarette*
*10 minuets later*
Me: did you have to burn my house!?
Lucius: yes
Jeff: what the hell was that?
Lucius: your fan-base
Jeff: im screwed
Me: were the hell am I supposed to live!
Lucius: hey, just walk it off...
Me: I hate you guys so much...
Jeff rip offs: hi!
Jeff: *mph*
Me: what the hell is going on?!
Jeef: Jeff killed my brother
Jef: i have RED eyes
Jeffy: I have two knifes!
Jake: Im his step-brother!
Lucius: *drops cigarette*
*10 minuets later*
Me: did you have to burn my house!?
Lucius: yes
Jeff: what the hell was that?
Lucius: your fan-base
Jeff: im screwed
Me: were the hell am I supposed to live!
Lucius: hey, just walk it off...
Me: I hate you guys so much...