/This is a story someone at camp told me...you've probably already heard it, and it's probably already up here, but whatever, I'm just gonna write it here aswell...plus, I do not own this story. This is also set in times when people ate cow liver./
"Johnny, can you go down to the shops to buy a cow liver for dinner, please?" my father asked me. He handed me a ten dollar note. I took it, and nodded.
I walked down to the shops alone. When I go there, I noticed a carnival on the left side of it. There was a sign saying 'All rides to be ridden, for just ten dollars'. As the child I was, I decided to go to the carnival instead.
I came out half an hour later. I realised I had wasted the money my father had given me to buy our dinner. On the right side of the shops, I noticed a cemetery. There was a coffin lying open, preparing for a funeral. I took out my pocket knife, and while nobody was looking, I cut out the corpse's liver.
"Johnny, what's wrong? Why aren't you eating?" Mother asked me that night. By sister, father and mother were all enjoying dinner. I, however, had not eaten a bite. "Johnny, you love cow liver, don't you?" Sister asked. I nodded. "I'm just not hungry tonight. Maybe I'll eat it for lunch tomorrow." I replied.
I went upstairs to bed. I fell asleep quickly, tired from such a strange day. It must have been midnight when I was woken up again.
"Johnny...I'm on the first step."
Someone was singing to me...their voice was quiet, but I could still hear it...and it only continued to get louder.
"Johnny...I'm on the second step. Johnny...I'm on the third step. Johnny...I'm on the fourth step. Johnny...I'm on the fifth step."
I hear a quiet thud.
"Johnny...I'm on the tenth step. Johnny...I'm at your bedroom door. Johnny...I'm underneath your bed. Johnny...I have the butcher's knife. Johnny...I'm right behind you. Johnny...you're dead."
The last thing I saw was my own blood dripping down my left arm and onto the bedclothes. I never saw anything again.
"Johnny, can you go down to the shops to buy a cow liver for dinner, please?" my father asked me. He handed me a ten dollar note. I took it, and nodded.
I walked down to the shops alone. When I go there, I noticed a carnival on the left side of it. There was a sign saying 'All rides to be ridden, for just ten dollars'. As the child I was, I decided to go to the carnival instead.
I came out half an hour later. I realised I had wasted the money my father had given me to buy our dinner. On the right side of the shops, I noticed a cemetery. There was a coffin lying open, preparing for a funeral. I took out my pocket knife, and while nobody was looking, I cut out the corpse's liver.
"Johnny, what's wrong? Why aren't you eating?" Mother asked me that night. By sister, father and mother were all enjoying dinner. I, however, had not eaten a bite. "Johnny, you love cow liver, don't you?" Sister asked. I nodded. "I'm just not hungry tonight. Maybe I'll eat it for lunch tomorrow." I replied.
I went upstairs to bed. I fell asleep quickly, tired from such a strange day. It must have been midnight when I was woken up again.
"Johnny...I'm on the first step."
Someone was singing to me...their voice was quiet, but I could still hear it...and it only continued to get louder.
"Johnny...I'm on the second step. Johnny...I'm on the third step. Johnny...I'm on the fourth step. Johnny...I'm on the fifth step."
I hear a quiet thud.
"Johnny...I'm on the tenth step. Johnny...I'm at your bedroom door. Johnny...I'm underneath your bed. Johnny...I have the butcher's knife. Johnny...I'm right behind you. Johnny...you're dead."
The last thing I saw was my own blood dripping down my left arm and onto the bedclothes. I never saw anything again.
LJ: hello bozos! *almost throws-up*
EJ: sorry guys, he is extremely drunk
LJ: I may be drunk, but i'm way better killers tha- *falls down stairs*
Lucius: classic
Slender: what the hell happened to you!
Lucius: well at least he doesn't look like The Joker and Barney got stuck in a blender...
Jeff: hey!
LJ: I lost my job in the SOK
Slender: you worked for the SOK?!
LJ: could you blame me? I wasn't working for you any more so I decided to work for Lumar
Slender: we will talk about this later, could we stay?
LJ: why the hell not? I have nothing else to loose...
Lucius: hey Masky, why are you being so quiet?
Masky: *shrugs*
I intentionally made him quiet for that joke :D
EJ: sorry guys, he is extremely drunk
LJ: I may be drunk, but i'm way better killers tha- *falls down stairs*
Lucius: classic
Slender: what the hell happened to you!
Lucius: well at least he doesn't look like The Joker and Barney got stuck in a blender...
Jeff: hey!
LJ: I lost my job in the SOK
Slender: you worked for the SOK?!
LJ: could you blame me? I wasn't working for you any more so I decided to work for Lumar
Slender: we will talk about this later, could we stay?
LJ: why the hell not? I have nothing else to loose...
Lucius: hey Masky, why are you being so quiet?
Masky: *shrugs*
I intentionally made him quiet for that joke :D
*meanwhile*
Johnny: so i'm like "fuc* that noise! I want my paycheck!"
Clockwork: please kill me...
Porter: I would but I can't hit a girl
Clockwork: screw you...
Masky: guys!
Porter: what?
Masky: we have company!
*woosh*
Trevor: STORM THE HOUSE!
Swain: since when were you the leader?
SkinTaker: he does have a point...
Trevor: look, lets just kill the proxys and not talk about this
Swain: yea... you are not going to doge this...
Trevor: *sigh*
Boots: ... (good thing I brought popcorn)
Johnny: so i'm like "fuc* that noise! I want my paycheck!"
Clockwork: please kill me...
Porter: I would but I can't hit a girl
Clockwork: screw you...
Masky: guys!
Porter: what?
Masky: we have company!
*woosh*
Trevor: STORM THE HOUSE!
Swain: since when were you the leader?
SkinTaker: he does have a point...
Trevor: look, lets just kill the proxys and not talk about this
Swain: yea... you are not going to doge this...
Trevor: *sigh*
Boots: ... (good thing I brought popcorn)
Socialite: hello there!
???: who are you?
Socialite: well... Many people call me the Socialite, but you can call me Johnny
???: why do they call you that?
Socialite: umm...
*Woosh*
Socialite: I'll slit him if you hold him down
Kage: sure!
*Woosh*
Socialite: no real reason...
Nick: my name is nick
Socialite: well nick, do you want to be friends?
Nick: I barely know you *walks away*
Socialite: dam*it
*later*
2Spooky: how did it go?
Socialite: what do you think?
2Spooky: I think of cows most of the time
Socialite: ugh...
???: who are you?
Socialite: well... Many people call me the Socialite, but you can call me Johnny
???: why do they call you that?
Socialite: umm...
*Woosh*
Socialite: I'll slit him if you hold him down
Kage: sure!
*Woosh*
Socialite: no real reason...
Nick: my name is nick
Socialite: well nick, do you want to be friends?
Nick: I barely know you *walks away*
Socialite: dam*it
*later*
2Spooky: how did it go?
Socialite: what do you think?
2Spooky: I think of cows most of the time
Socialite: ugh...
ToTheArk: Caller got me...
Porter: we have to get you out of here!
ToTheArk: nah... my time has ran out...
Porter: wow... you are really optimistic about this...
ToTheArk: no... its just the venom...
Porter: oh
ToTheArk: you guys go... I will NOT go out without a fight
Porter: Clockwork! hold my hand!
Clockwork: I barley know you...
Porter: not like that! I'm going to teleport us out of here!
Clockwork: oh... *holds Porter's hand*
Porter: ok... think of someplace that Zalgo will never find us...
ToTheArk: Oregon!
Porter: thats a great id- *teleports*
Trevor: *walks in* nice fake death...
ToTheArk: thanks... but Caller did actually get pissed at me
Caller: I am not a ripoff!
Boots: ... (yes you are)
Porter: we have to get you out of here!
ToTheArk: nah... my time has ran out...
Porter: wow... you are really optimistic about this...
ToTheArk: no... its just the venom...
Porter: oh
ToTheArk: you guys go... I will NOT go out without a fight
Porter: Clockwork! hold my hand!
Clockwork: I barley know you...
Porter: not like that! I'm going to teleport us out of here!
Clockwork: oh... *holds Porter's hand*
Porter: ok... think of someplace that Zalgo will never find us...
ToTheArk: Oregon!
Porter: thats a great id- *teleports*
Trevor: *walks in* nice fake death...
ToTheArk: thanks... but Caller did actually get pissed at me
Caller: I am not a ripoff!
Boots: ... (yes you are)
Slender: oh my god...
Lucius: hey guys! i'm home! with another fuc*ing captive!
Porter: sit her on the couch! you need to see this!
Slender: *hands letter to Lucius*
d3AR mR, sL3NDER.
dU3 t0 oRD3RS bY l0RD zALG0 i hAV3 tAK3N y0UR pR0XY tiCCi t0BY aND y0UR bR0TH3R sPL3ND0RMAN, s00N i wiLL tAK3 m0R3 0F yOUR fRI3NDS uNTiLL iT wiLL b3 jUST y0U. aL0N3 liK3 wH3N y0U l3FT m3 t0 di3? i h0P3 tHAT tH3R3 iS n0 hARD f33LiNGS. y0U w3R3 tH3 m0ST ciViL bACK tH3N,
siNC3R3LY. cRYPT
Lucius: who is cRYPT?
Slender: an old Friend of mine...
Lucius: hey guys! i'm home! with another fuc*ing captive!
Porter: sit her on the couch! you need to see this!
Slender: *hands letter to Lucius*
d3AR mR, sL3NDER.
dU3 t0 oRD3RS bY l0RD zALG0 i hAV3 tAK3N y0UR pR0XY tiCCi t0BY aND y0UR bR0TH3R sPL3ND0RMAN, s00N i wiLL tAK3 m0R3 0F yOUR fRI3NDS uNTiLL iT wiLL b3 jUST y0U. aL0N3 liK3 wH3N y0U l3FT m3 t0 di3? i h0P3 tHAT tH3R3 iS n0 hARD f33LiNGS. y0U w3R3 tH3 m0ST ciViL bACK tH3N,
siNC3R3LY. cRYPT
Lucius: who is cRYPT?
Slender: an old Friend of mine...