DJ London - Fuck Em [Grime Instrumental]

9 AND A HALF YEARS AGO:

Michael is one the many people standing in line at the North Yankton bank.

Michael: Man.. Where's Dr. Kevorkian when you need him?

Lady: Well, if I know doctors, he's probably golfing.

Michael: (chuckles) good one.

Lady: Thanks mister.. I got 'more' jokes in you want?

Michael: Maybe later.

Trevor: (arrives, holding a present box)

Michael: (polite voice to the lady from before) Excuse me for a second.. (suddenly his calm demeanour is changed to an angry one, as he fires a loaded handgun into the air) EVERYONE ON THE FUCKIN FLOOR!

Trevor: (reveals that the present box was REALLY...

Hey, what's up, CokeTheUmbreon fans! CokeTheUmbreon, The Garnet Umbreon, is here. Today or tonight, depending on where you at, I'm gonna brag on Sergio Gonzales's Ultimate Pokémon team! Who is Sergio, you ask? Sergio Gonzales is an Aura Warrior straight outta Madrid with a unique power to turn into a green and black, humanoid Zoroark when he gets pissed off enough! But all in all, he's a calm guy with a love for Shadow Bellatrix.

Sergio: You said you weren't gonna mention that!
Coke: Sorry.

But anyways, let's get started, ya filthy animals!

Noivern
Gender: Male
Ability: Frisk
Moves:
Dragon Pulse
Flamethrower...

Previously, in Sonic In St. Louis

Robotnik: We were so close to taking St. Louis!
Snively: What shall we do now sir?
Robotnik: Get Decoe & Bocoe over here. I have a plan to go to Germany. They have really good mechanics, which I could use for my machines.

The following takes place between....

Why the hell am I saying that? This is not 24

Tails: *goes to Sonic* I just got some important news you might wanna hear.
Sonic: Go for it.
Tails: Robotnik is planning on going to Germany to get new mechanics.
Sean: *arrives* This can't be good....

It seems like a regular day, but then someone runs by at 500 miles an hour.

Sonic: Tails, you read me?
Tails: Loud and clear, whats up?
Sonic: We should be getting towards Robotnik's army base.
Sean: I'm already there.
Tails: I see you.
Sean: Any word on Knuckles?
Sonic: No.
Sean: What about the others?

Inside the base

Knuckles: I can't believe they destroyed our intercom
Espio: Are there any other ways we can talk to them?
Rouge: No
badnik: I've spotted them
Espio: *jumps on badnik*
Knuckles: Nice work *runs into room*
Sean: Nice to see...

Hello, CokeTheUmbreon fans! Coke here. Today/tonight I've been thinking about Pokémon: Aura Warriors for a while. Since Team Rocket has a motto, I thought about making one.

Ash: Meeting time.
Manuel: Yawn.
Sergio: Did you use anchovy paste to brush your teeth again? :/
Manuel: Got a problem with that?
Aura: YES!
Ash: Can we hear the motto already PLEASE?
Yes.

Let's get started.

We are the next-gen Aura Warriors,

Sworn to protect the world where...

Humans and Pokémon live in.

We use our aura and Pokémon to stop the evils that

Lurk in this planet

We are guided by the power of Arceus.

We are guided by our...

*Rock The Party by JAUZ x Ephwurd [SPINNIN] plays*

*song dies out*

Hello, CokeTheUmbreon club fans! CokeTheUmbreon here! How are you liking the club so far? We got new vids, pics and articles, thnx to some fans. Give dem a hand.


Today, I'm bringing a Pokémon trainer I've thought of during the 4th gen of Pokémon. Give it up for Dakota!
*crowd cheers*
Any questions before we get started?

Manuel: I'm hungry.
That's not a question! Let's get started.

About him

Name: Dakota
Manuel: But you just said...
I know what I said, dammit!

From:...

Hello, CokeTheUmbreon club fans! CokeTheUmbreon, the Garnet Umbreon, here. I guess you are aware about the RP show Pokémon: Aura Warriors? Yes? No?

Manuel: No.
You're in it, dumbass. 😕

Well it's a collaboration RP that I do with AuratheLucario, better known as Aura. I also do a rewritten version with horofox, which will be continued sooner or later. The one with AuratheLucario is delayed until Spring. Sooooo... I'm gonna do a commercial for a new season.

Manuel: *comes out with princess costume he wore for Halloween* I'm ready for my line.
You're not a damsel in distress; you're an Aura Warrior....

Hello, CokeTheUmbreon fan club fans. CokeTheUmbreon here! Hope you all enjoyed Thanksgiving! Christmas (or whatever you guys celebrate around this time of year) is coming! Today I wanna tell you why I don't believe in Santa Claus. I'm gonna be VERY tact.

(Background song: This Christmas by Chris Brown)



*Chiyo starts to cry*
It's ok, Chi.
Manuel: SAY IT AIN'T SO! 😭
Geez, get a grip

Please note that I'm not bashing your beliefs if you think Santa's real. Plus I understand why Santa Claus is brought up.

Let's get started.

1. Reindeer are like Blaziken: they can't use Fly
I read books and articles...

Everyone from the shows featured so far in S.S.S.S were all together in a building.

Hawkeye: This is our very first commercial. How do we make it work?
Sean: From what I've established after watching the opening credits of Dr. No, I think people would like seeing a bunch of circles.
Thomas: Circles?
Sean: Yes.
Mortomis: I think I know where he's going with this.
Sean: Get a black screen, and have a bunch of random circles go around it as we explain what we do in Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories.
Twilight: Man I hate it.
Applejack: You hate everything.
Captain Jefferson: Let's do this....

Theme Song: link

Pony: *Walking in front of a green background, but gets crushed by falling letters that say...*

SEANTHEHEDGEHOG PRESENTS

Pony: *Gets stuck under the P, but gets himself free. The background then changes to red. He continues to walk when he sees numbers falling toward him. He runs, but gets crushed by...*

1960

Pony: *Gets out from under the 6, but as he does, it leans to the right, and the 0 rolls away. As the background changes to orange, he whistles when he sees more falling letters*...

Hello, guys! CokeTheUmbreon here! Today, I'm gonna do this because I'm bored as fuck. I'm gonna do a 'How to piss off' article of one of my Pokémon: Aura Warriors RP characters. (Don't flame, this is just for shits and giggles...)

Manuel: *literally shits and giggles*
Tyler van Berg (another RP character): 😑

(Let's just begin)

1. Call him fat

Manuel: I'm just husky. V.V
CokeTheUmbreon: It IS true that you're fat.
Manuel: T_T

2. Make fun of his secret crush on Aura

Umbra: FatAura Shipping!
Manuel: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

3. Eat up his food.

Selene (another RP character): Mmmmm... fried bacon-wrapped...

Hello, Umbreonians! CokeTheUmbreon here. Since thePokémon: Aura Warriors RP is being delayed until Spring, I decided to do this Pokémon trainer that will play a part in the RP. Her name is Janine Walcott. (Don't put her and Aura together... PLEASE! 😓)

All cold sweat emojis aside. Let's get to it.

Manuel: She's mean. One time, she threatened to kill me if I didn't help her win the...
CokeTheUmbreon: Don't worry, man. She doesn't appear until after Nigro/Soion dies (or comes to his senses.)

Let's do this.

About Her

Name: Janine Walcott

From: Canyon City

Trainer Class: Ace Trainer

Ethnicity: White...