DJ London - Fuck Em [Grime Instrumental]

The Canterlot Highway Patrol is a very busy organization, protecting everyone on, and around the highways of Canterlot. Of course, there are some ponies that despise them, and call these police ponies Chips, or chippies for short.

Jon Baker, and Frank Poncherello, two CHP officers, were riding Harley Davidson motorcycles on one of the highways.

Jon: *Riding his motorcycle next...

Episode 2: Snowy Path

One night at Tidmouth Sheds, the engines gathered around Sean to hear his story.

"I can't wait to hear what your railroad is like." Duck said.

"Yes." Exclaimed James, "It would sound interesting."

"Alright. If you all insist, I'll tell you my story." Said Sean, so everyone listened.

"Once upon a time," began Sean,

I was working for a big railroad in the United States called Amtrak We had lots of lines in 48 of the states. One part of the line I worked on was called the Hudson Division. It was a nice place, though the weather was cold, especially in winter.

There were hundreds...

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. You can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 1: Pilot

Every character that appears will have a link to their picture. Here is Mr. Nut's picture: link

Mr. Nut: *In The Nut House* Welcome everyone, I'm Mr. Nut. The owner of this fine establishment, The Nut House. Now you're probably wondering, what is The...

Hello, CokeTheUmbreon fans! The Garnet Umbreon here! Today/tonight I'll be doing a Christmas special based on the RP show Pokémon: Aura Warriors.. But only on thing: We have a guest star named Seanthehedgehog!



(Please note: I asked him.)
Sean: Hey, everybody!
Sonic: He's on TV!
CokeTheUmbreon: What are you doin' for the holidays?
Sean: Stopping Robotnik and his army of Nazis.
Coke: How bout you watch this Pokémon: Aura Warriors special before you do that?
Sean: Sure.



Manuel: I'm back and... WHAT THE FUCK?! *tries to beat Sean with giant candy cane*
STOP! This is the guest...

An Imperial Landing Craft was flying through a planet covered in snow, 18 inches thick. It passed over a mountain, and increased speed.

Song (Start at 0:17): link

Colonel Turner: Here he is. At the Schloss Adler. The Castle of Eagles. Believe me, it's well named, because only an eagle can get to it. Our job is to get inside there, and get him out as soon as possible.
Colonel Kramer: Major Debeldun, in charge of shipping in weapons.
Republic Soldier: Green light go!
Men: *Jump out of the Landing Craft*
Colonel Kramer: Colonel Weissner, head of security.
Republic Soldiers: *Using parachutes after...

What up, CokeTheUmbreon fans? Coke here, enjoying December, or at least trying TO. Today I wanna share a moveset I plan on giving to Alolan Pokémon Toucannon. Yes, I'm also gonna tell you why I choose the moves.

Note: You ain't gotta use this moveset.

So let's get to it, shall we?

Stats
The only highest stat for it is Attack. (120 base attack.) But it's slow as fuck. It's 60 base speed drags it down. Curse its big ass beak! But it is a tank!

These are the moves I'm bestowing upon this cannonade:

Beak Blast
Rock Blast
Bullet Seed
Rock Smash/Flame Charge/Brick Break/Swords Dance/Return


Ability

It's abilities...

Episode 1: Gordon And The New Diesel

It was a wonderful day on the island of sodor. Thomas was running his branch line as usual, when he stopped at a station. Gordon stopped next to him.

"Good morning Gordon." Said Thomas. "How are you on this fine day?"

"I'm doing alright Thomas." Gordon replied, "And I heard we're getting a new engine."

"That's awesome." Wheeshed Thomas, "Do you know when the new engine will be getting here?"

"I think he'll meet us at Tidmouth Shed's tomorrow morning." Gordon told Thomas, then he steamed off with the express. Then, Thomas took off with his train.

The next...

October 31, 2012

My name is Sean The Hedgehog. I was born in a place called Mobius, and lived there with my cousin Sonic. Mobius is nice, but it gets attacked a lot by a guy named Robotnik. He noticed how powerful i was, and decided to turn me into a robot. So i moved out of Mobius, and ended up somewhere i liked, but did not know existed. It happened when I used chaos control. I was in my car, with all my stuff packed, shoes, guns, ammo,...

Hello, CokeTheUmbreon fans! CokeTheUmbreon here! Today/tonight, depending on where you at, I'm gonna work on telling you about another Pokémon team. This one belongs to the annoying fat ass... the one with no aura powers... Manuel Marquezo!

Manuel: Hello, everyone!

I forgot to add the word 'dimwit' didn't I?

Well, let's get fucking started.

Haxorus
Gender: Male
Ability: Mold Breaker
Moves:
Dual Chop
Draco Meteor
Poison Jab
Incinerate

Flareon
Gender: Male
Ability: Flash Fire
Moves:
Flamethrower
Flame Charge
Dig
Flare Blitz

Mudsdale
Gender: Male
Ability: Own Tempo
Moves:
High Horsepower
Mega Kick
Close Combat
Giga Impact...

Hello, CokeTheUmbreon fans! CokeTheUmbreon, the Garnet Umbreon, here with another Aura Warriors and her team. Her name is Selene Gonzales, Sergio's tomboyish twin sister.

Selene: *comes in musty* Did someone call?
UGH! You stink like musty Rhyperior dicks!
Selene: I need to shower... after I eat some of your tacos.
NO!

Eh, fuck it.

Today or night, depending on where you at, I'm gonna discuss her team. Even though she doesn't battle as much, she's set to do more battling in the next season of Pokémon: Aura Warriors. All she does outside of saving the world is football and soccer, and eating in...

(I have Michael's pretend daughter, Carly, as a character in most of my GTA stories)..




TREVOR AS VEGETA:

SCENE ONE:

Trevor: (learning Carly is pregnant) Huh, this is a new feeling: pride in someone else... Unfortunately, it's overshadowed by all this UNYIELDING RAGE!

SCENE TWO:

Michael: Dave.. I think Trevor knows about Brad.

Dave: Really?.. How did he feel.

Michael: Hard too tell.. He literary screams everything.

SCENE 3:

Trevor: (losing it in his trailer, after learning about Brad) They called me crazy! They ALL called me crazy!.. But I'll show them! I'll show ALL of them! Right Carly!?.....