“Oh, COME ON!” Hoagie yelled. “Go out with me! ONCE!”
“No.” Megan sighed. Hoagie had been asking Megan out, hitting on her, ‘busting’ moves, and pretty much all other related subjects for the past hour.
“WHY NOT?” Hoagie whined.
“1) You’re Annoying. 2) I’m a 7th Grader. You’re a 5th Grader. (No way could that happen at MY school) And 3) You’re annoying.” Megan said.
Hoagie pouted. “Not fair.”
“Life ain’t fair.” Megan grumbled.
"Hey, I was wondering..." Hoagie began.
"Yes...?" Megan asked.
"Do you have your emergency 'Wake Kacey Up' Nico pictures Raleigh gave us?" Hoagie asked.
"Yes." Megan snickered a little.
"LET'S GO KNOCK HER OUT THEN WAKE HER UP AGAIN!" Hoagie said.
(Author's Note: OK, just in case you don't know, Nico is a character from Percy Jackson and the Olympians...that I absolutely LOVE. Just thought I'd clarify that.)
"No. It's not nice." Megan said pulling out her communicator.
"COME ON! You know how fangirl-ish she gets when SOMEONE ELSE thinks about him! Total jealousy!" Hoagie said. "I'm gonna think about him."
"But... you're a guy."
"So?"
Mega raised an eyebrow, then sighed. The two continued walking. Then, Hoagie said the one thing nobody ever wants to hear from him.
"I'm HUNGRY."
Megan's eyes widened. She thought to herself "How can I get out of this torture?" but nothing could solve this. Not even the most powerful machine.
"Why do you have your communicator out?" He asked.
"Just in case." Megan said. "You know how something always goes wrong."
"True." Hoagie sighed. "Who would you call?"
"Probably Raleigh. While Kacey's getting all the idiot's calls I'll be calling the nut job who ISN'T on hold with 12 others." Megan gripped her communicator tight. Ghosts weren't her favorite things.
"True as well..." Hoagie kept thinking of questions to ask. Of course, Megan always had the answer. He could dose off thinking about how smart she is.
"Anything else you're DYING to know?" Megan asked.
"Ya." Hoagie answered. "When's lunch?"
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Kacey pulled out her sketch book and began drawing. She drew a Nico collage (I'm totally obsessed now. It's how I show my obsessions to the world; putting them in my stories), Wally in a bunny suit, and the almighty French Fry maker that gives you fries whenever you want, wherever you want, and for how long you want. (I'm totally gonna make that. Who's with me?) Raleigh even drew the SpongeBob characters at one time.
"I'm boooored." Raleigh said.
"Why didn't you bring something to do?" Kacey asked, perfecting a picture of Nico (:3).
"I'm too lazy." Raleigh said. "I did bring my phone."
"Me too...?" Kacey said back. She always brings her phone with her. Even to haunted houses.
"Text me please." Raleigh begged.
"NO! I'M DRAWING NICO AND WHEN I DRAW NICO YOU MUST BE IN SHUSH MODE!" Kacey said.
Raleigh lowered her head. "God, you don't have to be mean about it."
"Sorry, I just have never made Nico this perfect before." Kacey said. She marveled at her drawing. "I think I'll make my own Art Gallery for all my drawings."
"But I'm boooooored." Raleigh cooed.
"Quit your whining and man up." Kacey said.
"But I'm a girl!"
"I don't care." Kacey began drawing again.
"But- but- but!" Raleigh said.
Kacey sighed.
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Wally walked next to Kuki slowly. She was humming the Rainbow monkey song. He looked at her.
"Kuki?" He asked.
"Hmmm?" Kuki looked at him. She stared at him.
They both stared into each other's eyes. It lasted a few minutes until Kuki spoke up.
"Wally, what did you wanna tell me?" She asked.
"Errrr..... I'm tired. It's getting late. we should stop for the night." Wally said.
"Sure." Kuki said. She pulled out the picnic blanket and laid it on the floor. She got underneath it. Wally got underneath too, but he felt awkward so he laid down on the other side.
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The following morning, Kuki and Wally woke up normally. Wally looked around. Neither of them were abducted he sighed.
Kacey and Raleigh had fallen asleep around 11:00 and woke up under a table. Kacey shoved Raleigh off her in the morning.
Megan had told Hoagie they were sleeping in different areas. Megan fell asleep next to a fridge. Hoagie fell asleep on TOP of the fridge. Of course, he fell on top of her. After that, she gave up.
Abby and Brooke slept in the living room. Abby took the big couch, leaving Brooke with a chair. She slept weird.
David, Emma, and Kiki fell asleep in the bathroom, not knowing where Ghost Christian was, everyone crammed in the bathtub. Emma said she was not sleeping next to David. But David, being the pervert he was, tried to snuggle many times. But Kiki kicked him every time she heard him. She's a light sleeper.
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"Wally, this isn't right." Kuki said as they entered the bathroom.
"What?" Wally asked. "Us being paired up for this?"
David poked his head out of the bathtub. "No, Wally, she means you dress weird."
Both kids screamed, and grabbed each other.
"WTF DAVID?" Wally screamed.
"Why does everyone keep saying that?" David wondered.
Emma and Kiki growled. They had no sleep last night.
"What with you hobos?" Wally asked.
Kuki pinched him. "Be nice."
"David kept trying to snuggle with me." Emma said.
"And I had to kick him." Kiki added.
Wally leaned over to David. "NICE." Knuckle Punch.
"Perverts." Kiki muttered.
"I AM NOT A PERVERT!" Wally yelled. "I SAID 'NICE.'!"
"Ya, he didn't even wanna sleep next to me last night." Kuki said.
(OK, too far?)
"Wow, Wally." David rolled his eyes.
Kiki and Emma giggled.
"Gross." Emma said. "You guys are total perverts."
"OMG, I'M NOT A PERVERT!" Wally yelled. He punched David.
"Wally, you're more mature than that." Kiki giggled.
"C'mon, let's go, Kuki." Wally grabbed her hand.
"Wow, is that as far as you'll go?" David asked, giggling. "Hand holding?"