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"Oh great. HIM...."
"Oh great. HIM...."
"Ugh, my head! Wally, why'd ya have to-"
Kacey immediatley covered her mouth. She had a pretty thick Austrailian accent....which meant one thing: she looked in a nearby piece of a broken mirror. The sight was the most HORRIBLE thing ever: all she saw was...Wally. Then she looked over at the ACTUAL Wally. He was out cold... and all furry.
"W-w-w-Wally? A-a-a-a-are you-?"
His eyes sprung open and he jumped to his feet. Wally growled like a wild animal when he saw Kacey.
"N-nice puppy...."
He made his way towards her.
Just then, a voice said: "NO! Bad puppy!"
The Wally-wolf felt a finger through a long sleeve flick his nose. He whimpered.
Kacey opened her eyes and found Kuki chewing him out.
"No...it can't be..."
Just then, she heard a high-pitched meow behind her. She turned around.
"M-M-Maddy?"
The black cat stared at her for a minute, then affectionetly rubbed her leg.
Hoagie groaned and sat up.
Maddy meowed and jumped on him. A smile formed across Hoagie's green and stitched-up face. He giggled like an idiot. More so than usual.
"Pretty kitty...." he grunted.
Abby sat up, groaned, and (very slowly) did a facepalm.
"That kitty is my SISTER!" Megan snarled. She placed her claws in Hoagie's face.
Franken-Hoagie placed Maddy on the floor.
Megan scratched her sister behind her ears. She began purring.
"KITTY!!!" shrieked a girly voice. It was Val. She had creamy blonde hair, actual color to face, and she didn't have her medallion.
She let out a shirll yelp. Minerva, or what was supposed to be Minerva, laughed evilly. Kacey had to take a few steps back since she looked pretty scary: she had sharp horns coming out of her head and she was as red as a cherry.
"Aren't you gonna fight back?"
Val stuck her nose in the air.
"A princess? Fight? Preposterous!"
Kacey heard a high-pitched Transylvanian-accented voice coming from behind her:
"I vant to suck your- ooooooh, shiny..."
She turned around to see what was supposed to be Kiki. She was about 2 feet shorter, her hair was black, and she was missing her glasses.
"Holy crap! You shrunk!" Kacey shouted
"And aged! Beautifully!" Val commented.
Kiki's cheeks turned pink.
Another Transylvanian-accented voice filled the room:
"Typical 250-year-old. Can't pay attention...."
Kiki scowled.
"Oh great. HIM...."
Kacey turned around and jumped back. Christian was about a foot and 2 inches taller.
"Holy crap! You grew!"
"And aged. Horribly!" Kuki cackled.
He hissed at her. Then at Kacey. He grabbed her arm and bent her neck towards his fangs. Just then, Count Christian felt a foot kick his shin. It was Kiki. He grabbed his leg and dropped Kacey. Kiki picked her friend up and ran out the door.
"AFTER THEM!"
Christian spread his cape and turned into a bat while Kuki and Maddy jumped on a nearby broom and took to the skies. Abby and Hoagie slowly made their way out of the shed, Minerva and Wally ran out at full speed. David was the last to wake up. When he did, he stuck his spear in the air and shouted: "THIS! IS! SPARTA!"
Val snapped her fingers.
"You there! Warrior! Carry me!"
He sighed and picked up Princess Val.
"Now, onward!"
"WHAT?"
The princess did a facepalm.
"Follow the others, nimrod!"
David got the "Ooooooooooooooooooh" look on his face and walked out.
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Kiki dropped Kacey off in the cemetery.
She asked "Why didn't you....y'know... bare your fangs and turn me into an undead follower?"
Kiki sighed.
"Vell, 1: I'm lazy and B: I'm Dracula's BABY sister. Usually, if the older sibling is evil, the younger sibling is good....or at most, mischevious."
"True. Now come on, we gotta find a way to get the team back to normal before midnight."
"But vhy before midniiiiiight?" Kiki whined, "All the good stuff happens at midnight!"
Kacey turned around and got in her teammates face.
"Do you have any idea what could happen?
Kiki thought for a minute.
"Um....Billy Mays, Micheal Jackson, Boris Karloff, Bela Lugosi, and Vincent Price come back from the dead and do 'Thriller'?"
Kacey did a major facepalm.
"Lemme put it this way: Do you have any idea what could happen if all that evil was combined?"
Kiki thought for another minute and screamed.
"We gotta stop them!"
Kacey jumped up.
"THAT'S THE SPIRIT! Let's go!"
She grabbed her friends hand and began to pull her ahead. Kiki pulled her hand back.
"I vant my own slightly-deranged sidekick first!"
"Later! We gotta go!"
Kiki threw herself on the ground.
"I VANT MY SLIGHTLY DERAGNED SIDEKICK!!!"
"What, I'm not good enough?"
"You're awesome! But I vant a sidekick who's a few fries short of a happy meal if you get my drift..."
Kacey rolled her eyes.
"Fine, but hurry up."
Kiki squealed, turned into a bat, and flew off.
5 minutes later, she came back. Kacey's jaw dropped when she saw her sidekick choice....
Kuki was the first to dart out the doors after Kiki screamed.
"What happened?" She asked.
"Who do you punks think you are?" Kiki yelled. Three boys who looked about Kacey's age, were throwing rocks at a ferret.
Everyone else piled outside.
"This dumb ferret was making a weird noise and we're fixing it." The tallest boy said.
"Ferrets are supposed to make that noise, Smart One!" Kiki yelled. Kacey got wide-eyed.
"What are you guys doing?" She asked.
"Oh, hi Kacey." The tall boy said.
"You know these buttmunches?" Kiki asked.
"Yup. Brandon, Thomas, and Kendall." Kacey said. (These guys are not...
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"OW!"
Wally grabbed his side and whimpered. Whatever this pain was, it did NOT feel good. He went downstairs, only to see his cousin and her best friend (best GIRL actually. Her best friend is a guy) fight.
"I KEEP TELLING YOU! DOGS DO NOT TALK!" Kacey yelled.
"And how do you know? Have you ever HEARD one?" Kiki asked. Kacey facepalmed, and she plopped on the couch. She decided to text Raleigh, her 4th best friend.
"Guys?" Wally asked. "My side really hurts."
"Then go to the bathroom!" Kiki yelled. Wally snarled.
"My OTHER side." He said.
"Hm?" Kacey asked. She poked her head up. "How bad?"
"VERY....
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Now, before we go on with our story, there is a different story that needs to be told. On Megans Birth day, do you remember when Wally read Numbuh 1000's diary? That day he found out several things. Things he never told ANYONE, because Megan was one of his cousins best-freinds. Plus, she would hurt him if he spilled anything. Now, he kept those secrets for several months. That was a record for him. Besides him and Kuki...you know. But, *sigh* , secrets are hard to keep when you have the attention span of a gold-fish.

"GET ME OUTA HERE!!!!!!!" numbuh 5 screamed at the top of her lungs.
"We're...
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There was a ton of work to be done before ANYONE could play outside. The Smiths had a wonderful backyard. Kacey couldn't wait to play tackle football with Jay and Wally. It would be pandemonium for the boys, and fun for Kacey. But since there's a ton of wind, EVERYONE had to do shovel work.
"It's not our fricken house. Why should we do work?" Wally complained.
"Because!" Jay shouted. "My Mom said because you broke my RC Car you have to do work." Wally looked at him weird.
"You're an idiot." Wally said. "You still have to do work too." Jay stuck out his tongue and worked. Kacey was done in...
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Halloween night. The best night. Or the worst, if you are in sectors V and Q. Luck does not run deep on All Hallows Eve for the KND.

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"Swishy, swishy, swishy, swishy!" Megan tittered, flouncing her skirt.
"Will you stop that?!?!" Kacey screached while putting the finishing touches on her Jawa outfit.
"Fine." Megan sighed, tying her red hood on tight.

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    They all gathered outside...
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"Yes! It's mine! It's all mine!" Marco exclaimed. He danced around happily. Mariah sighed.
"Sir, they're just kids." Mariah said.
"That's exactly why I extracted the Quantonium!" Marco yelped. "How can we allow a bunch of kids running around the world with Quantonium in their grasp? Exactly!"
Mariah sighed again. The kids looked tired. They just had one of the most powerful substances extracted from their bodies. She opened the chamber.
"You're free to go." Mariah said. "I hope you had a wonderful visit." Kacey was ready to give Mariah the finger. Kiki put her hand down. They left the ship's...
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(from left to right)  Numbuh 5 1/2, Numbuh 8, and Numbuh 4.1
(from left to right) Numbuh 5 1/2, Numbuh 8, and Numbuh 4.1
"You're kidding." Kacey sounded shocked.
Kiki shook her head. "I'm not kidding."
Kuki raised her hand.
"Don't you have to have a teaching degree to be a substitute?"
"Yeah, but from what I heard, the principal just grabbed him of the street because his last name sounded scary enough to force us to behave."
Everyone gave her a strange look.
"Yeah, I don't get it either. ANYWAYS! Back to the story":



"We all froze....except Madison. She fainted. While You-know-who called the nurse, we all huddled.
Laura whispered, 'We must of done something REALLY bad, there's no way HE'D be here as a sub.' We all winced...
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"Uh... Um...." Wally stammered. "....My Yipper Cards?" Wally said nervously. Kacey looked at him weird. Wally could always replace his Yipper Cards. The Rainbow Monkey he could not.
"Dude, I have thousands of Yipper Cards at home. Just forget about it." Kacey said. Wally smiled. Megan sat down and she and Kiki began talking. Kuki decided to go play some Carnival Games.
"Hey, Wally, I'm gonna go play a couple of Carnival Games and see how many Rainbow Monkeys I can win! Wanna come?" Kuki asked generously. Wally just shook his head. He was still depressed. Kuki just skipped off. Then, she accidentally...
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About an hour-and-a-half later, Sector V and Numbuh 8 came back. A couple operatives(specifically Wally and Kiki) winced every step of the way into the treehouse. When the elevator doors opened, just about everyone's jaws dropped. Blueprints for future operations were scattered everywhere (some of them ripped), weapons were thrown everywhere (some broken), and some of Numbuh 3's Rainbow Monkeys were damaged. Kuki let out a shrill shriek of terror when she found one of her monkeys had a big hole in the belly. Everyone was seething, "NUMBUH 244 AND NUMBUH 245!!!! GET DOWN HERE NOW!!!!!!!".
Both...
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Back at the Sector V treehouse, Hoagie and Wally were playing a videogame (typical), Kuki was playing with her Rainbow Monkeys (EXTREMELY typical), Abby was reading, and Kiki was trying to sleep her sugar hangover off...but it was pretty hard since...well, it WAS Sector V after all. The elevator bell dinged. "KACEY'S HOME!!!", Kuki shrieked, "What'd you bring me? What'd you bring me?!" Kiki covered her ears, "Not so loud!" she whined.
"Um....a surprise...." she answered, nervously.
Kuki jumped up and down, "Oooooh! What is it? A pony? A kitten? A ferret?". Kiki shot up. "Numbuh 7 brought a...
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Wally woke up. He looked around. His room, the biggest of them all, was empty except for a pillow, a blanket and himself. He managed to get up and walk into the Living Room. Everyone else was dressed and ready. The doorbell rang. It was Numbuh 8. She smiled. Then frowned at Wally. Kuki was wearing something strange. A Clowin' Around Rainbow Monkey T-Shirt. A Clown Baseball Cap and had her Clowin' Around Rainbow Monkey in hand.
"Why are you all dressed? It's Saturday. No mission day." Wally said. His cousin Kacey wasn't amused.
"Wally, the carnival's in town. We're going. Today. On Saturday....
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(Might as well get this out of the way....)
Cast of Characters:
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Hoagie/Numbuh 2 as Hoagienstien
Kuki/Numbuh 3 as Kuki Swanban
Wally/Numbuh 4 as Edward "Eddy" Beetles
Abby/ Numbuh 5 as Abigail "Abby" Black
Kacey/Numbuh 7 as Dr. Kaceystien
Kiki/Numbuh 8 as Kiki Van Hatrick and The Narrator
Raleigh/Numbuh 16 as Raleigh-Gor
Chris/Numbuh 31/? as C.J. Hatfield
Emma/Numbuh 34 as The Emma Of The Opera
Valentina/Numbuh 244 as Valentina Von Batty
Minerva/Numbuh 245 as Minerva Von Batty
David/Numbuh 666 as David Hyde
Sarah/Numbuh 743 as Sarah Talbot
Christian/Numbuh 777 as Christian Jekyll...
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"SNOW DAY!!!!!" Kacey screamed at the top of her lungs.
"What?" Kuki yawned as she walked into the living room.
Kacey turned up the TV.
"You heard right!", the weatherman said, "It's Arizona's first snowstorm in 150 years! The roads are packed with 5 inches of snow and it's still coming down! The following schools are closed today: Gallagher Elementary, Sierra Verde Middle School....aw, screw it! All schools in the Glendale, Phoenix, and surrounding areas are closed!"
Kuki cheered and ran down the hallway shouting what Kacey had shouted just a few minutes ago.
Suddenly, Kacey's phone started vibrated...
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