Codename: Kids Next Door Article: Operation: O.P.E.R.A.T.E!. Ch. 4

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posted by kndkid96

"Status report, guys." Kacey said half an hour later.
Kiki caught her breath.
"Zip. Nada. Nothin'." she said.
"Dang it. What about you, Val?"
She smiled.
"I found another quarter!" she squealed.
Both older operatives did a facepalm.
"THIS IS SERIOUS!" Kacey shouted.
"We've got aproximatley...." Kiki looked at her watch. "...an hour and a half to get Wally into that operating room before all the "kablooey-ness" starts."
"What happens if it DOES go kablooey?" Val asked.
Kiki gulped "He'll get this REALLY bad infection, puke everywhere, and....um.....y'know....go belly up."
Her eyes began watering.
"WHERE could he be?!" she wailed.
Kacey thought for a few moments. Then snapped her fingers.
"What's the one thing that Wally LOVES to do?"
Both girls thought for a minute.
"Be an insensitive little punk?" Val guessed.
"Close." Kacey said.
"Play videogames!" Kiki shouted.
"Exactly! And where do they usually have videogames in a hospital?"
"The pediactic ward!" Kiki answered.
Kacey was surprised. "Jeez, Kiki! You're on a roll today!"
She smiled. "Can I have a gold star?"
"Later. Right now, we gotta get to the top floor."
"TO THE ELEVATOR!" Val shouted.
When they reached the elevator doors, there was a sign that read "Out Of Order".
"How the.....?" Kiki was confused.
Kacey knew exactly what happened.
"DANGIT, DAVID!!!!" she shrieked.
"So the heck are we supposed to get to the sick kids place w/o getting caught by that 'hepta-tologist'"?
"HEMATOLOGIST." Kiki corrected. "And I've got an idea...."
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"Kiki, what is it with you and disguises?"
"I watched a LOT of 'Rocky and Bullwinkle' growing up."
All 3 operatives were making their way down the 9th floor hallway disguised as a doctor, a nurse, and a sick kid.
Just then, they saw the hematologist.
"Act. Natural." Kiki whispered.
"MOO!!" Val said.
Kacey did a facepalm.
"Why is that kid going 'Moo'?" the doctor asked.
Kiki struggled to come up w/ an answer. Kacey ended up saving them.
"She's a bit loopy from the anesthesia. Little Val....erie here just got her...um.....appendix...glands... taken out."
"I did?" Val asked.
"Yes, you did, kiddo" Kiki lied.
She leaned in towards the doctor's ear.
"Anesthesia does crazy stuff to kids." she whispered.
"23 skidoo! Arrrgh! This place used to be orange groves far as the eye can see! Um... I bid you velcome?" Val added for effect.
The doctor got an "Ah." look on his face.
"I'm sure she'll be very entertaining in the kids ward."
Kiki, Kacey and Val sped off.
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On the floor with the sick kids, Wally was getting his butt kicked at "Rapid Racers 2".
"Ha! I win!" the little boy he was playing against cheered.
"No fair!" Wally whined. "It's just because you rammed me out of the way on the 2nd lap and-"
His sentence was interuppted with another "OW!". This one, however, was much louder than the others he had yelled before.
Kacey kicked the door to the room down.
"THERE YOU ARE, YOU LITTLE PUNK!" she shrieked.
"Um.....I'm all better?" he chuckled nervously.
"Yeah...and I'm part Snuffleupagus."
"You ARE?!" Wally and Val said simultaneously.
Kiki and Kacey each did a facepalm.
Just then, Wally let out the shrillest, loudest, and longest "OW!" yet. He immediately collapsed to the floor, unconcious.
Kacey grabbed him and ran at full speed down the hall to find the nearest doctor.
"Come on, we gotta get you on that table NOW. We're not leaving one operative behind."
Kiki called up everyone up to the waiting room on the floor with the operating room. They all needed to be there.
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(EW! ROMANTIC MOMENT! DUCK AND COVER!)
Kuki sat in the prep room with a very sick Wally. The doctor came in.
"All right, we gotta get him on the table ASA-now."
"Can I come with him?" Kuki asked, all teary-eyed.
"Sorry. Hospital staff only."
Kuki began to bawl. She then reached into her backpack and pulled out her "Doctor Doctor" Rainbow Monkey. She handed to Wally, who, instead of pushing it away, hugged it.
"For luck." Kuki sniffled.
Wally weakly smiled.
"Thanks, Kuki." he said.
He was then rolled out of the room.
Now all she and the others could do was wait.

kndluva and taismo723 like this

kndkid96 GO, SUSPENSE BUILDING! LOL. Will Wally make it? Well, stop wondering. You'll find out in Ch. 5. Comment!

taismo723 OMG! GET ME A BARF-BAG!!! LOL, AWESOME STORY!

amy23000 lol breaking down doors in a hospital awsomness

kndluva "23 skidoo! Arrrgh! This place used to be orange groves far as the eye can see! Um... I bid you velcome?" Man, I gotta start using this stuff!

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Operation: L.I.T.T.L.E. Chapter 2

posted by taismo723

"HOLY CRAP, WE'RE GONNA DIE!"
"We are NOT gonna die! Moon Base must be having their own attack."
"Yeah, but our normal villains aren't SERIAL KILLERS!"
The argument went on for about 10 minutes.
"LISTEN UP!" Kacey yelled. "I learned about this guy. He's just a clown who killed himself 20 years ago. Legend says: He can take the form of a mortal to easily kill his victims. But why does he want to kill people? He wants to get revenge on the family who hired him in the first place."
"Well, then why is he after US?" Megan asked.
"Maybe one of us is related to the family somehow." Hoagie said.
"Or...

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Operation: G.A.M.E. (Going Against Major Enemies) Ch. 6

posted by kndkid96

Wally and Kiki walked into the wait room. Kiki had about 6 Rainbow Monkeys in hand. She handed one to Wally as a "Thanks-for-helping" gift. He gagged. She smacked him upside his head, causing her Rainbow Monkeys to fall to the floor. She sighed and bent over to pick them all up.
"There you are!" Kacey called from down the hall. She was wearing a purple KND wrestling jersey and a pair of blue shorts. "Where were you?"
"At that Rainbow Monkey place down the hill."
"AND YOU DIDN'T INVITE ME?!" Kuki roared, all upset. She crossed her arms and pouted. Kiki handed her a "Super Sugar High" monkey. She...

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Operation: T.E.X.A.S. (Taking Everyone Xtra Across Southwest) Chapter 1 A Long Drive

posted by taismo723

There was nothing worse than being stuck in the middle row of a van with your cousin. And that's exactly how 11-year-old Kacey Dodson felt. Sitting next to Wally Beetles was not the treat. She looked over at the little notebook he was scribbling on. It was a picture of Wally with muscles and Kuki feeling them. The title said: Kuki Loves Wally. Kacey giggled. Wally noticed that Kacey was looking. He hid the drawing. In the row behind them were Lucas, 9, and Nikolas Dodson, 6, who were playing their Nintendo DS's. In between them was Joey Beetles, 1, who was sleeping. Kacey pulled out her phone....

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Operation: S.K.Y.L.I.N.E. (Super Kool Youngsters Lounge In New Environment) Ch. 8

posted by kndkid96

Kacey was in trouble. Not like "broken a vase" or "cheated on a test" kind of trouble, it was more like "life or living death" trouble. She was able to avoid being transformed last Halloween, but she had a weapon on her at that time. Last time, she only went up against 6 vampires... this time, she was going up against more than 100. She had to think of a distraction. Fast.
"Hey look! Rainbow Monkeys!"
"Nice try. We're not falling for that again!" Kuki cackled, resisting the urge to look.
"Hold her down!" Kiki ordered.
Many vampires tackled her. She was able to kick away a couple, but then ended...

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Cruise Blues Chapter 1 The Contest

posted by taismo723

Kuki ran out to check the mailbox. She opened it, grabbed everything inside, and rushed back.
"MAIL'S HERE!" She yelled at the top of her lungs. Kacey and Wally had been watching wrestling all day and hadn't taken their eyes off of the TV. Kiki had been watching too. But not the wrestling. She was watching how every time blood appeared on screen, both Numbuhs 4 and 7 would jump up, scream, and high-five each other.
"I still don't get it." Kiki said grabbing some soda. Numbuh 5 laughed.
"Wit 'till Hockey of Football comes on. That's always fun." Abby told Numbuh 8. She laughed leaving Kiki...

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A Not so ''Happy'' birthday Chapter 5

posted by kndluva

Sector V – Main hall – 5:00

All 5 children collapsed into chairs and reported in.
The cake was eaten
''No clue on the present.''
''All the decorations have been destroyed.''
''Numbuh 5 called. They're coming back early.''
''Man, what are all the guests gonna think when they arrive?'' Kiki wondered
''Don't worry.'' Numbuh four spoke up. ''I, uh, forgot to invite anyone.''
''You idiot.'' Numbuh 8 whispered
Numbuh 4 ignored her. ''And numbuh 7, where the crud have you been?''
''Watching you guys on the security cameras I set up.'' Kacey answered.
They angrily stared at her.
''YOU...

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A Not so ''Happy'' birthday Chapter 2

posted by kndluva

The plans had been set. Numbuh 7 will be in charge, Numbuh 3 would make the Birthday cake, Numbuh 4 would invite the guests, Numbuh 2 would get the present, and Numbuh 8 would decorate the tree house. Numbuh 5 would keep Megan away from the party until everything was ready. They had until 6:00. Lets just say the phrase ''easier said than done'' is not over exaggerating.

Numbuh 5 – Carnival - 2:00, Saturday

''Happy Birthday!'' numbuh 5 shouted as she landed the S.C.A.M.P.E.R. at the carnival grounds. ''Awww....Thank-you!'' Numbuh 1000 squealed as she hopped out of the...

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Operation: N.I.N.T.H. Ch. 6

posted by kndkid96

Kiki plopped down onto the couch. This was one of the WORST almost-the-rest-of-the-weeks ever. Sectors V and Q (99% of it being Wally) had caused nothin' but trouble:
-Breaking things
-Ticking off the wrong people
-Causing food fights (although, THAT was pretty fun)
And more recently, Wally had ticked off one of the "important" seniors and was challenged to a fight come 2:00 tommorow (Yeah...the senior's an idiot. Come to think of it, most of them are...)
"You've done it now, Wally!" Kuki chuckled mischeviously.
He shot her a look. Kiki lifted her head up from the pillows
"He deserves it." she said...

Operation: F.R.I.G.H.T. (Freaky Ritual Is Gonna Happen Tonight) Ch. 7

posted by kndkid96

Kacey exited Beth Hansen's house, laughing triumphantly. The little smart mouth finally got what she deserved. She gingerly rubbed her palm.
"I think I might have smacked her a LIIIIIIIIIITTLE too hard." she thought. She took out her list.
"Ok, now I gotta get....." her finger scrolled down the list, "....Taylor Booth." She smiled....then groaned.
"She lives in that HUGE house on the other side town! I'm NOT flying that far!"
She snapped her fingers, remembering the other way to get to her house. She threw her cape over her face, and disappered in a cloud of purple smoke. She appeared in front...

Operation: F.R.I.G.H.T. (Freaky Ritual Is Gonna Happen Tonight) Ch. 6

posted by kndkid96

"HEY! Careful! That's my shot arm!" Kuki yelped at Hoagie.
He let out an apologetic grunt.
The newly "monster-ified" members of Sector V and Q had just come through a portal from Spooksylvania that lead to their town. Now all they had to do is find some kids to assimilate.
Valentina and Maddy were near the back having a bit of an argument.
"Werewolves are the best! We have superior hunting abilities. AND we make perfect pets!"
"Verevolfs? As pets? HA! Vampires are FAR more superior! Ve can hypnotize people to vhatever ve desire!"
"Werewolves!"
"Vampires!"
"WEREWOLVES!!"
"VAMPIRES!!"
Abby grabbed both...

Operation: C.H.A.N.G.E. Chapter 5

posted by taismo723

Wally's changing process (I did not draw this pic)

Everyone’s jobs were done. The decorations were up. The food was laid out. The music was picked. The party favors were hidden. Everything looked great. Except for one thing. The guests hadn’t arrived.
“Oh come on!” Kiki yelled. She stomped on the floor. She, Megan, and Kacey didn’t have dates. They were going as a group. Yet, Kiki was mad. No guests meant no ice cream.
“Hmm… maybe they’re late?” Megan asked.
“If they were late, SOME kids would’ve shown up.” Kacey said. She checked her watch. 20 minutes later, every guest showed up.
“UM?” Abby asked.
“We stopped...

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Operation: G.A.M.E. (Going Against Major Enemies) Ch. 4

posted by kndkid96

Kiki's eyes grew to the size of a Rainbow Monkey's belly.
"It's......beautful." she whispered. Both kids were standing and gazing at the splendor of the "Rainbow Monkey Fun-And-Run Party and Playtime Palace". Wally rolled his eyes.
"Remember, we're here to train." he told her.
"I know that, It's not like I'm gonna- HOLY CRAP, IT'S 'PRINCE OF PLAYTIME' RAINBOW MONKEY!!!!" she ran over and gave it a big hug. Wally did a facepalm.
After playing a game of "Whack-A-Meanie-Mole-Rainbow-Monkey" and "Squee-ball" Wally picked the next game that could technically qualify as "training": "Dance Dance Rainbow-lution"....

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Happy Halloween, Kids Next Door! Chapter 4

posted by kndkid96

Abby made her way down the path leading to the neighborhood in the woods (WHY there's a neighborhood in the woods, nobody knows). She reached into her bag, and pulled out yet another piece of candy. She was running pretty low. "Numbuh 5 better find this neighborhood soon, or else she's gonna have to start bummin' it of off everybody else." she told herself. Just then, there was some rustling in the bushes. Her heart started to beat faster. Abby shook her head. "Get a hold of yourself. It's probably just a stray cat...or a bush baby...or a wolf". Then what was in the bushes started to growl....

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Merry Christmas, Kids Next Door! Chapter 5

posted by taismo723

Abby and Kiki ran after Megan. Wally was upset about something.
"I ruined your guys' Christmas. Cruddy fire." He said. Kacey sighed.
"No, you didn't." She told him. "We're all glad you're OK." Kiki came back.
"Abby caught Megan but she's spilling out all this helpful information. You guys should see." They all ran to the room that Megan had ran in. Abby looked tired.
"I'll take it from here, Abby." Kacey said. She and Hoagie grabbed Megan's arms.
"I'm the one who started the fire!" Megan shouted. Wally had tears in his eyes. How could she do this? "The Delightful Children hired me too." Megan...

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Merry Christmas, Kids Next Door! Chapter 3

posted by taismo723

"What?" Wally screamed. "You want me to sing?" He couldn't believe his ears. Kacey and Abby walk into his room and asked him to sing. He knew something was up.
"Come on, Wally," Kacey said all sweetly. "We want you to enter The Kids Next Door Christmas Talent Show!" Wally nearly fainted. A talent show? Were they trying to kill him? He was going to find out.
"And why in crud's name would I do that stupid Talent Show thing?" Wally screamed. Kacey sighed. She then came up with a perfect plan.
"Wally," Kacey began. "The grand prize is Free Candy and Junk Food for the entire Sector for a year."...

Operation: S.I.N.G Chapter 6 Sing-A-Song

posted by taismo723

“SO CUTE!” Kiki yelled. She picked up all the ferrets. Wally took back Thrasher and hissed.
“What are their names?” Kacey asked.
“Mine is Thrasher.” Wally said.
“This is Jean!” Maddy said holding up Jean.
“And this is Bobby.” Megan said. Bobby was sleeping.
“What about the others?” Kacey asked.
“We were gonna let you guys name them.” Maddy said.
Kiki squealed.
“OK. Kiki, pick one.” Kacey said. Kiki closed her eyes and grabbed one. She grabbed the bigger one.
“I’ll name you Sniggers!” Kiki said.
“I’ll name mine…..” Kacey thought for a bit. “Waki.”...

Operation: N.I.N.T.H Ch. 5

posted by kndkid96

"Oh! I want the pepperoni pizza and- no no wait!"
"I want the cheesburger! No..."
"The taco, maybe? I don't know, Kuki, what do you think?"
Everyone behind Val, Maddy, and Wally let out a huge groan and cursed under their breath.
Kiki sat at her usual table. Thankfully, no one caused a ton of trouble last period. Why? Except for Abby, no one understood what her French teacher was saying. Jennifer (y'know, the one mentioned in the first chapter?) sat in her usual seat.
"Looks like you've had a rough day." she observed.
Kiki slammed her juice onto the table.
"DON'T get me started." she snarled. Kacey...

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Operation: W.O.O.D.S. The Only Kinda Exiting End

posted by kndluva

"Well, at least I got one." Thought Count Spankulot as he tied Kacey to a chair.
Kacey mumbled somthing behind her gag.
"What?" Count Spankulot asked, confused.
Kacey mumbled it again, with some vicous kicking of her legs.
"Oh for petes sake....." he exclaimed as he tore off the gag.
Kacey drew up a deep breath that burned her oxygen deprived lungs burn.
"You...you...won't..get...away..with..this" Kacey gasped out.
She had put up a heck of a fight. She had gotton a few good hits in, and a VERY good kick to the croch that had made him double over. But with her luck, she had tripped, and he had teleported....

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Operation: L.I.T.T.L.E? Chapter 3

posted by taismo723

Before we can get to the story, I think you might need to know this:
If you didn't get the "Entrance to Hell is by the Hollywood sign' joke I shall explain. So, I recently read the book 'Percy Jackson and the Olympians'. And in the book, they have to go to the Underworld to talk to Hades. And of course, the entrance is next to the Hollywood sign.
I thought that was a little funny, so I included it in my story.
If you are not OK with the word 'hell', leave this story right now. Because I say it in here a bunch.
Just thought I'd get that out.
Now, to the story:
"SHUT UP! I'M TRYING TO READ!"
"SHUT...

Operation W.O.O.D.S. Lost, afraid, and a little bored.

posted by kndluva

It looks weird, so look at the comments

"O.K. , so far, we've come across 3 teenagers, 6 pirates, and one rather grumpy wolvereine...... " Kuki read off a list she'd drawn up.
"We're running kinda low on G.U.M.B.O.M.B.'s. " Megan stated while peering into her basket.
How low? Kacey asked.
Only nine left. Megan answered.
They divied out the weapons, one for each person.
As numbuh 2 slid the G.U.M.B.O.M.B. into his pocket, he noticed somthing strange.
Um, guys? he asked as he looked around. Does anyone know where we are?
Everyone stopped short. The woods some how became more dark, desolate, and freaky....