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“SO CUTE!” Kiki yelled. She picked up all the ferrets. Wally took back Thrasher and hissed.
“What are their names?” Kacey asked.
“Mine is Thrasher.” Wally said.
“This is Jean!” Maddy said holding up Jean.
“And this is Bobby.” Megan said. Bobby was sleeping.
“What about the others?” Kacey asked.
“We were gonna let you guys name them.” Maddy said.
Kiki squealed.
“OK. Kiki, pick one.” Kacey said. Kiki closed her eyes and grabbed one. She grabbed the bigger one.
“I’ll name you Sniggers!” Kiki said.
“I’ll name mine…..” Kacey thought for a bit. “Waki.”
“Waki?” Wally asked.
Kacey winked at Kiki and Megan, who immediately got it.
“Hey, do you guys know where Kuki is?” Wally asked.
“Yeah, she went back to her house to practice singing. She said she didn’t want you to hear.” Kiki said.
Snickers from everyone.
“Oh.” Wally said. He felt like an idiot.
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Soon, the day ended. And Kuki had gotten home and was in her room. She got in her pajamas. She was about to turn out the light when a note slipped under her curtain.
“Hmmm? Who’s this from?” Kuki wondered. She went over to pick up the note. She got in bed, and then read it.
To: Kuki
From: Her Secret Admirer
Roses are red.
Violets are blue. (But since they’re violets, shouldn’t they be violet?)
You’re pretty,
And I like you.
A lot.
Kuki smiled.
She hugged the note. She couldn’t wait to find out who her secret admirer was.
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The following day was Sing-A-Song. Kuki was up at the crack of dawn. She woke everyone up. She waited to wake up Wally until everyone else was up. She quietly entered his room. Then, she walked up on to his boxing mat. She saw Wally holding his pillow like Kacey holds Drake. She snickered. Then, she crawled next to him. He moved. Kuki held her breath. Wally didn’t wake up. She put her hand on his neck and her fingers walked up his neck. He giggled. Kuki giggled too. Well, that woke Wally up.
“KUKI! What are you doing?” He asked.
“Waking you up…?” Kuki said. They both began blushing.
Then, Kacey opened the door. She didn’t say anything.
“C’mon guys, 86 wants us there by 10:00.”
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“So, Wallabee. I can’t believe you’d show up.” Numbuh 86 said.
“Why?” Wally asked.
Numbuh 86 didn’t say anything.
Kuki stood in front of Wally.
“So, Fanny. What’re you doing?” She asked.
“None of your business.” Numbuh 86 said. “You rainbow-stuffed freak.”
Kuki and Wally gasped.
“OK, now you’ve crossed the line.” Wally said. “You can act like a weirdo, confront me of random things, but NO ONE insults Kuki.” Kuki giggled.
Numbuh 86 didn’t flinch. “What’re you talking about-?”
She was tackled.
The commotion caused everyone at Sing-A-Song to turn their heads. Sectors V and Q ran over.
“Oh, it’s on now……” Kiki said. Wally pulled Fanny’s hair, and knocked off her helmet. Still unaware of what just happened, Fanny screamed. Wally seemed paralyzed.
“What in heck are you doing, Wally?” She asked.
“Protecting Kuki.” Wally said.
Some snickers from the crowd.
“You can’t insult her, Fanny!” Wally yelled. “What would you do if she insulted you?”
Everyone was quiet.
“WELCOME TO SING-A-SONG!” Numbuh 362’s voice came over the intercom. Everyone went over.
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After a TON of songs that were either Lady GaGa, or Katy Perry, Kiki and Kacey were called up.
“WELCOMING KIK HATRICK AND KACEY DODSON! NUMBUHS 7 & 8!” Numbuh 362 said.
“Hi, Mom!” Kiki said.
“OK, we’re gonna be singing Squirrels in My Pants.” Kacey said.
Cheering from the audience.
Music came on. The girls started singing.
Wally and Kuki sat at their own table. They listened to Kacey and Kiki’s song. They were OK. Or at least that’s what Wally thought.
“Wow, I love this song.” Kuki said.
“Yeah, me too.” Wally said.
“Thanks for sticking up for me earlier.” Kuki said.
“It was nothing.” Wally said. “I would’ve done it for anyone.”
“No, you wouldn’t.” Kuki said. Wally got wide-eyed. “You hate Kiki right now, right?” Wally nodded.
Soon, Kacey and Kiki’s song ended. Everyone cheered.
“NEXT UP: MADDY AND MEGAN! NUMBUHS 1000 AND 2001!” Megan and Maddy went up.
“We’re singing I Gotta Feeling.” Megan announced.
They sang their song.
“Megan has a good voice.” Kuki said.
“Yup.” Wally said.
“OH! Guess what I got yesterday?” Kuki asked. Wally lifted his head up.
“A new Rainbow Monkey?” He asked.
“Nope! A poem! From my secret admirer!” Kuki said. Wally’s eyes went as large as planets.
“Are you wondering who it’s from?” He asked.
Kuki gasped. “You know?”
“Um, maybe.” Wally said.
“TELL ME!” She yelled.
“OK…” Wally took a deep breath.
“NEXT UP IS HOAGIE AND ABBY! NUMBUHS 2 AND 5!”
Clapping.
“YAY ABBY!” Kuki cheered. Wally sighed a sigh of relief and put is head back down on to the table.
“Oh, Numbuh 4, you were gonna tell me who my secret admirer is?” Kuki said.
“Y- yeah.” Wally said.
“Well, who is it?” Kuki asked.
“I… don’t think he’d like it if I told you.” Wally said.
“Oh.” Kuki said. “It’s OK. I’ll find out myself!”
“You do that.” Wally said.
Before you could say ‘Hi’, Abby and Hoagie were done.
“You did great!” Kuki said.
“NEXT UP IS KUKI! NUMBUH 3!”
Kuki squealed and got up from her seat.
“Wish me luck.” Kuki leaned in to Wally.
“Will do.” Wally said. Kuki went up.
“I’m gonna sing my favorite song.” Kuki said. “Do You Remember.” Wally lifted his head. He had heard that song before. It was… great.
But Kuki sang better:
I've been thinking about you
And how we used to be then
Back when we didn't have to live we could start again

There's nothing left to say
Don't waste another day
Just you and me tonight
Everything will be okay
If it's alright with you then it's alright with me
Baby let's take this time let's make new memories

Do you remember do you remember do you remember
All of the times we had
Do you remember do you remember do you remember
All of the times we had
Let's bring it back (Bring it back!)
Let's bring it back (Bring it back!)
Let's bring it back (Bring it back!)
Let's bring it back (Bring it back!)
Let's bring it back!
Kuki finished and everyone clapped. Even Wally felt like he HAD to clap. So he did.
“AND NOW: LAST BUT NOT LEAST, WALLY BEETLES! NUMBUH 4!”
Wally almost stopped breathing.
He forgot to even pick a song.
So he winged it.
“Um, guys! Play the song…………… Just the Way You Are. By Bruno Mars.” Wally said. The musicians shrugged and began to play the song.
Wally grabbed the microphone.
TRANSMISSION FOUND.....



Grudjer:HEY LET US OUT IF THIS DUMB JAR!!!

Half Nelson:Yeah what he said.(snickers)

(Everyone starts waking up)

Jessee:Wait...something isn't right here...(she looks and her hands are as purple as the Grudjer's dust)

Numbah10:Hey why are our hands purple?

(A boy with brown hair sweeps in and sprays them all with something and the purple comes off)

Numbah10:OMG JACK?!

Jack:Thats right sister.

Numbah10:But I thought you were delightfulized?

Jack:I had to find a cure that was unknown to kid but I must tell you we've talked it over and I don't want to lead sector m...I'll leave that...
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Kiki explained to Kacey and the others what had happened. In short, food and chairs were thrown, kids were tackled AND a new policy was put in place: all the kids in the next two lunch periods would have their bags checked.....cuz appereantly, SOME kids had silly string, water balloons and even drugs (no lie) in their backpacks. A lot of the other kids groaned, Kacey had a WTF moment, and Kiki pouted and whined...typical. Then the bell rang for 6th period. Kiki stormed out of the classroom, muttering some not-so G-rated words under her breath. Every so often, Val would ask what a few of the...
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Numbah3:Lala la laa la!

(Numbah4 is covering his ears)

Numbah4:Ever since she got that stupid rainbow cruddy it's been a living nightmare!

Numbah5:C,mon she's happy!

Numbah2:Yeah and look on the bright side no villians have attacked all day!

MEANWHILE AT VILLIAN HQ.....

Jack:Cree you've failed again!

Cree:Im sorry jack...

Jack:YOU WILL BE!(Starts firing up like father)

Cree:Wait give me another chance!If you do I promise you I'll destroy sector v and all the kn dorks!Even those stupid kids in the future sector m!

Jack:(flames down)No...bring me sector m and sector v or else!(fires up)

Cree:Yes Jack!

Jack:THATS...
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"Come on, Kace'!" ,Kiki whined through her KN- communicator, "I know how much you guys loved coming to my school for a day...what's so bad about coming for the LAST day of classes?"
"I JUST got out of school! I don't wanna go back again! ESPECIALLY after what happened last time." Kacey responded.
"I didn't even mention the best part!" Kiki shot back.
"Yeah? What's the best part?"
Kiki smiled mischevously, "Well, there'll be free food cuz we're throwin' parties in a few classes....AND, from what I hear, there's gonna be a ginormous- no, wait, huge-no wait- GIHUGIC food fight for all 3 lunch periods."...
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Numbah5:(picks up the phone and dials)

?????:Hello?

Numbah5:Cree?it's Abbey.....

Cree:You twerp!why are you calling here?!

Numbah5:I need...dare I say it...boy advice.

Cree:(gasps)if this is some kind of trick im warning you the teenz will soround you stupid tree house and-

Numbah5:Cree...im not asking you as an enemy...im asking you as a sister...

Cree:....Okay..but im not turning my back for a second!...so?....who is it?

Numbah5:h-...h-...hank?

Cree:What the-...O-O....You mean Hoag-

Numbah5:Yeah...

Cree:Oh he's easy...

Numbah5;NOT ANYMORE THERES THIS NEW GIRL JESSEE WHO'S HOLDING HANDS WITH HIM AS WE...
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posted by kndluva
By standing on the Cowardly Lions shoulders, the Scare Crow was able to reach the huge knocker on the giant door. While waiting for a response, they all starred up at the exspansive city byond the gates. It seemed, it's name sake being no exageration, that the city was made out a glowing, shimmering, corascating emerald. The entire city shone like green neon. The sudden clanging of a miniuter door built inside the gate tore their attention away from the nirvana enducing city. A VERY familair face poked through.

"Why is that R-tard Toilenator in this story?"
"Numbuh 4, how did you get out of the...
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Suzy:Um...wow really thats it?...um let's see....yeah thats my last name.....

Numbah5:Hey has anyone seen numbah 7?

(Numbah 7 rushes in)

Numbah7:Oh....Wally's getting shoved into a portal....hmmm...don't care...although it could be funny.....

Numbah4:Hello mad woman about to stuff me into a crazed portal here!!!

Suzy:(Shoves him in)

Numbah3:WALLY!!!!

Suzy:uggg your worse than Wushi!

Numbah1 and 2:who the heck is Wushi!?

Numbah7:Man this is lame....I could be so many other places right now....

Suzy:Ugggg whatever!Numbah1 is waiting!

Numbah1:Huh?

Suzy:Man my dad is stupid.....

everyone:DAD?!


Suzy:im in trouble...
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It was an interesting day at Gallager and I was about to make it even more interesting!

Numbah 5:NUMBAH 2 WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP NARRATING!

Numbah2:Come on numbah 5 im just kidding.

Numbah5:Well it's just whenever you start narrating you start a stupid detective case that I have to listen to!

Numbah2:....Well...

Numbah5:Let me guess...thats what you were going to do right?

Numbah2:Kind of....

Anyways were was I...oh yeah more interesting...why was I about to make it even more interesting?because I was about to crack a new case...kids at school had been going missing lately and nobody had gotten contact...
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Greetings operatives and cadets! This is Numbuh 1000 speaking to you today, and I have a word or two to say. I know it's hard to come up with fan fiction ideas, acronyms for the title, or any title at all. The same go for Fan arts. I have come up with a solution. Me. I come up with Fan Fiction and Fan art ideas all the time, it's just I'm not a good drawer or storywriter. So, here is my proposition. If you need ideas or acronyms, or titles, ask me. Gimme a main dea, I'll come up with a title. Need a seasonal fan art? I'll come up with somthing. Think I'm a nerd and I don't know what I'm talking about and I really should just shut up? Thats justifiable.


This infomercial is a product of Numbuh 1000 is kinda awesome, but we're not quite sure yet corporation. Any stories that turn out to be majorly suckish can not be held against this company in the court of law, and neither can ultra cruddy fan arts. Yes I'm talking to you.
posted by taismo723
“WHERE ARE KUKI AND WALLY?” Raleigh shouted the next morning.
“Who cares?” Kacey said, hugging a bag of Goldfish. (XD)
“They ARE missing.” Kiki said poking her head out of the tent.
“Oh, I know where they went.” David said with a smirk.
“Oh, puh-lease.” Megan said. “They were abducted by ghosts! Remember how one whispered in my ear last night?”
“Ghosts don’t exist, Smart One!” Abby called from her tent. “Now shut up! Numbuh 5 is trying to sleep!”
“She’s right.” Hoagie said.
“Thank you!” Abby said.
“No, not you. Megan is.”
“I am?” Megan smiled....
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"Just walk away." Kacey said. "We don't wanna piss him off-"
"HI KYLE!" Raleigh yelled.
Kacey slapped her forehead.
"What the-?" Kyle turned around. He saw the three standing there, two bug-eyed, and one waving her hand violently.
"Kyle, we're solving a mystery. Don't bother us." Kacey said. Raleigh remembered about the mystery and ran up to Kyle and questioned him.
"Where were you about a half hour ago?" Raleigh asked in a British accent.
"Um, I was at my house...?" Kyle said. Kacey did the hand gesture to Raleigh telling her to stop.
"Did you rip up the Rainbow Monkeys?" Raleigh asked.
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"NO!"
The day was normal, Kacey, Raleigh, (Numbuh 16) David, and Christian were all hanging out on the fence by the tree-house.
If you're wondering why David screamed, it's because he saw a squirrel, threw a pebble at it, and missed.
"Dude, it's not the end of the world." Raleigh said.
"Says the girl who has major spaz attacks during class." David argued.
"You're not even IN my class!" Raleigh said.
"Hey, he's not lying." Kacey said.
None of them noticed, but Christian had left.
"Shut up." Raleigh told them.
"Wait, where'd Christian go?" David asked.
All three turned to see Christian walking...
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“Hi, I’m gonna sing the song Just the Way You Are.” Wally said.
Kuki shrieked.
Wally gulped, and then he began:
Oh her eyes, her eyes
Make the stars look like they're not shining
Her hair, her hair
Falls perfectly without her trying
She's so beautiful
And I tell her every day
Yeah I know, I know
When I compliment her
She wont believe me
And its so, its so
Sad to think she don't see what I see
But every time she asks me do I look okay
I say
When I see your face
There's not a thing that I would change
Cause you're amazing
Just the way you are
And when you smile,
The whole world stops and stares for awhile...
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The note passing day turned into the note passing night. Kuki’s last note was slipped under Wally’s door. He picked it up and read it.
Dear Wally,
    Are you sure? I mean, Sing-A-Song is in a week, and I haven’t even come up with my song! Well, that’s OK. We can talk like this every day! But, it’s getting late and I’m tired. I bet even Kacey’s asleep.
                            Love,
                            Kuki...
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Maddy tugged on her sister's sleeve.
"I wanna go to the kiddie cafe!" she whined.
Val tugged on Kiki's sleeve.
"I wanna go to the playplace!"
Wally tugged on Kacey's sleeve.
"I wanna get out of here!"
Everyone gave him a strange look.
"We just got here!" Kuki said.
"Now you wanna leave? Jeez, how many bowls of 'Crazy Flakes' did YOU have this morning?" Kacey asked.
"Only 2. I'm just getting an uneasy feeling about this place. I have a feeling somethin'- I don't know WHAT, but somethin'- is gonna happen."
"Maybe you're having an anxiety attack." Kiki added.
Val continued to tug on Kiki's sleeve.
"Come...
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"I hate television." Kuki said. She had just watched the season finale of 'Rainbow Monkeys Adventure' and they just killed off one of her favorite characters.
"Wow, this show just wants to get like 'Lost'." Kacey said. Kiki nodded. 'Lost' was a strange show that killed off a ton of characters, had weird flash forwards, flash backs, and flash sideways', and made no sense. Yet, it was really popular. Kuki just began to bawl.
"C'mon Kuki." Wally said. "It's not that bad."
"He's right," Megan began. "It's a fictional character." And just like that, the alarm went off.
"MAN, I WAS JUST ABOUT TO...
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"Guys, stop! This is madness!" Wally cried.
Kiki raised an eyebrow. "Madness?"
Kacey yelled at the top of her lungs:
"THIS!!! IS!!! CAKE TIME!!!".
She took a knife and cut into the 9-layer cake that everyone helped bake for Abby's birthday. Each layer was a different flavor (which made it even MORE special....and weird-tasting considering the flavors that everyone else picked). Before Abby could take a bite, Maddy stuck a candle into her piece. Kiki lit it.
"Make a wish!" they both chirped.
She thought for a minute. Then smiled and took a deep breath and blew out the candle.
"What's you wish for?"...
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"KI-KI! KI-KI! KI-KI! KI-KI! KI-KI! KI-KI! KI-KI!" the crowd cheered wildly.
Wally smiled and took a deep breath:
"Coming into the ring is a girl you do NOT wanna tick off! She is known as 'Numbuh 8', the 'Master of Disaster', 'Little Big Girl', 'Countess Prank-U-Lot'....."
Kavey gave her teammate a weird look.
"Seriously? 'Countess Prank-U-Lot'?"
Kiki shrugged, "It sounded cool."
"Put your hands together for: Kikiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii <gasp, gasp gasp> Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick!"
The crowd went ballistic (in a good way)....
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"were you listening? i mean common man! dude you suck for this!!!" kuki was still REALLY mad at numbuh 2 for not wanting to prank people just because she was there "just shut up already! you yelled at me through the whole night I'm not even exaggerating!!! it's now 7 o' clock time for school!!!" numbuh 2 had been never to patient but he really try's when it came to numbuh 3 just so he wouldn't get his but kicked by his buddy he knew that he would do any thing for her even if it meant killing him "guys it's time to go grab your back packs and home work and lets leave!!!!!" numbuh 5 had heard...
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“TOMMY!” Hoagie yelled from downstairs. “Get your butt down here! We’re going to the tree house!” Tommy shot downstairs like lightning.
“I love it when we go visit your friends, Hoagie!” Tommy said. He adjusted his hat. Then, he and Hoagie left the house.

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“Mushi! If you’re playing with my Rainbow Monkeys I’m not gonna let you come to the tree house with me!” Kuki called. Mushi trudged downstairs. She carried her only Monkey and groaned.
“Will Wally be there?” Mushi asked.
“Of...
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