Numbuh 86 groaned. There was too much work to be done. She shoved her picture of Wally to the side. She stared at it for a second. The second became a minute. She had had a crush on Wally for as long as he’s joined the KND. Numbuh 86 had an idea. She rushed through the file cabinet. She grabbed the one with the ‘Sing-A-Song’ winners of 2010. She read off the first few. Sector F, Sector T, Sector W, Sector H. Sector W? Numbuh 86 almost sprang from her seat. Then, she read more. Sector Q, Sector L, Sector V. Numbuh 86 screamed. She looked around. It was 2:00 in the morning. Of course no one heard her. She immediately grabbed her cell phone and called up Kacey.
“Oh, perfect timing.” Kacey said angrily. One of her two favorite things; ruined. “What?” She screamed into her iPhone.
“Oh, hi.” Numbuh 86 said. Kacey rolled her eyes. Fanny of all people?
“What do you want, Fanny?” Kacey asked.
“Oh, I was wondering if you know that your sector won the ‘Sing-A-Song’ thing.” Fanny said.
“Yeah, I got the news. Is that all?” Kacey asked.
“Oh, could you put Wally on?” Fanny asked. Kacey got a weird look on her face.
“Why?” Kacey asked.
“QUIT ASKING QUESTIONS!” Numbuh 86 yelled. Kacey covered her ear.
“Sorry, but Wally’s asleep. He won’t’ get up. It’s like shoving a boulder while walking on a balance beam.” Kacey said.
“Well, how about you tell him to call me in the morning?” Fanny asked.
“Sure.” Kacey said. She hung up the phone and tried to go back to sleep.
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“Come ON, Scooter!” Kiki yelled. “You have to come eat breakfast.” Scooter dooked and then ran off and hid in the corner. Megan snickered.
“You’re trying to get Scooter to eat?” Megan asked. “He always wants to eat. The world must be ending.”
“Oh, shut up.” Kiki growled. Kacey came downstairs. She almost passed out twice.
“What happened?” Megan asked.
“Numbuh 86 called me at 2 to see if she could talk to Wally.” Kacey answered. Kiki and Megan laughed hysterically. Kacey threw a pillow at Kiki. She squeezed her favorite stuffed animal, Drake. Then, she tossed him upstairs.
“Oooh, looks like Fanny likes Wally.” Kiki said. Megan snickered.
“Ugh, she wants me to tell Wally to call her in a bit.” Kacey said. Scooter came out from under the table and dooked. He rubbed up against Kacey’s leg and made a sound that seemed like purring. Teddy jumped onto Scooter. He didn’t want Scooter taking his human. Scooter made a frightened dooking noise and ran off.
“WALLY! GET YOUR TUSH DOWN HERE!” Kiki yelled. Wally trudged downstairs.
“What?” Wally asked. Kiki tossed him his cell phone.
“Fanny’s on speed dial.” Kiki said. She cracked up. Then, Wally pretended to barf.
“Call FANNY? YUCK!” He said. Megan laughed.
“WALLY! AREN’T YOU COMING?” Kuki called.
“What are you doing with Kuki?” Megan asked.
“Ugh, tea party.” Wally said. Kiki and Megan laughed, and as Wally walked upstairs, Kacey whispered: “Go get ‘em, tiger.” He didn’t take it the wrong way, but he growled. Then, the phone rang.
“I bet it’s FANNY.” Megan said. Kiki cracked up.
“Oh, if you think it’s so funny, YOU ANSWER THE PHONE!” Kacey yelled. She plopped on the couch. Kiki stuck out her tongue and answered the phone.
“Sector V, Kiki speaking.” Kiki said.
“Hi, is Wally there?” Fanny asked on the other end. Kiki turned around and gave thumbs up to Megan. It meant that it was Fanny.
“Um, Wally’s on his date.” Kiki said. Even Kacey laughed this time. “With Kuki.” Kiki tried hard not to laugh, yet the others were laughing hysterically. Fanny sounded heartbroken.
“WHAT?” She yelled. Kiki gasped and chucked the phone across the room. She ran around like she does when FangFace appears.
“OK, you are so mean.” Kacey told Kiki. She smiled.
“Thank you.” Kiki said. When the phone hit the floor, Scooter had jumped, and landed on the couch. Kacey jumped in surprise.
“Hey, I heard my name.” Wally said. He peeked his head around the corner.
“Yeah, but it’s nothing important.” Megan said.
That’s when Kacey remembered about ‘Sing-A-Song’.
“GUYS!” She yelled.
“Yes, Screamer?” Kiki asked.
“I just remembered that both of our sectors won the ‘Sing-A-Song’ thing.” She said.
“What?” Wally asked. “I HATE SINGING!”
“Aw! Is the little baby gonna cry now?” Kiki asked.
“Shut your mouth.” Wally said.
“Well, Numbuh 362 informed me that we can perform with other wining sectors.” Kacey said. Kiki jumped with joy.
“Then, I’ll partner up with you!” Kiki said. “Remember your Talent Show idea?” Kacey thought for a minute. Then, her eyes got large.
“YEAH! That’ll be awesome!” Kacey said. Kiki and Kacey were now jumping with joy. Megan thought for a minute.
“I guess me and Maddy can work together.” Megan said. Wally slapped his forehead.
“Are you guys gonna enjoy this?” Wally asked.
“Yup.” Kiki said.
“Wally, why don’t you do a duet with Kuki like you did last Christmas?” Megan asked.
“Don’t remind me.” He groaned. Then, he left.
“Wait, what’s the list?” Kiki asked.
Kacey pulled a piece of paper out of her pocket and read it aloud. When Sector W was read, Kiki squealed.
“YES! This is gonna be fun.” Kiki said. Kacey rolled her eyes and grabbed some waffles from the counter. Then, the door was blown through.
“WHERE IS WALLABEE?” Numbuh 86 asked. All three girls pointed upstairs. Fanny growled and stormed upstairs. There were some slapping noises, a scream from Wally, then from Fanny.
“DON’T YOU SLAP NUMBUH 4!” Kuki screamed. The girls downstairs laughed.
“I’LL SLAP WHO I WANT TO SLAP!” Fanny yelled back. After 5 minutes of what sounded like girls whimpering, Wally poked his head around the corner.
“KUKI AND FANNY ARE IN A FISTFIGHT!” He yelled. The girls gave him weird looks.
“Why?”
“I don’t know, but it’s so cool! Come look!” He answered.
And the girls ran upstairs.
“Oh, perfect timing.” Kacey said angrily. One of her two favorite things; ruined. “What?” She screamed into her iPhone.
“Oh, hi.” Numbuh 86 said. Kacey rolled her eyes. Fanny of all people?
“What do you want, Fanny?” Kacey asked.
“Oh, I was wondering if you know that your sector won the ‘Sing-A-Song’ thing.” Fanny said.
“Yeah, I got the news. Is that all?” Kacey asked.
“Oh, could you put Wally on?” Fanny asked. Kacey got a weird look on her face.
“Why?” Kacey asked.
“QUIT ASKING QUESTIONS!” Numbuh 86 yelled. Kacey covered her ear.
“Sorry, but Wally’s asleep. He won’t’ get up. It’s like shoving a boulder while walking on a balance beam.” Kacey said.
“Well, how about you tell him to call me in the morning?” Fanny asked.
“Sure.” Kacey said. She hung up the phone and tried to go back to sleep.
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“Come ON, Scooter!” Kiki yelled. “You have to come eat breakfast.” Scooter dooked and then ran off and hid in the corner. Megan snickered.
“You’re trying to get Scooter to eat?” Megan asked. “He always wants to eat. The world must be ending.”
“Oh, shut up.” Kiki growled. Kacey came downstairs. She almost passed out twice.
“What happened?” Megan asked.
“Numbuh 86 called me at 2 to see if she could talk to Wally.” Kacey answered. Kiki and Megan laughed hysterically. Kacey threw a pillow at Kiki. She squeezed her favorite stuffed animal, Drake. Then, she tossed him upstairs.
“Oooh, looks like Fanny likes Wally.” Kiki said. Megan snickered.
“Ugh, she wants me to tell Wally to call her in a bit.” Kacey said. Scooter came out from under the table and dooked. He rubbed up against Kacey’s leg and made a sound that seemed like purring. Teddy jumped onto Scooter. He didn’t want Scooter taking his human. Scooter made a frightened dooking noise and ran off.
“WALLY! GET YOUR TUSH DOWN HERE!” Kiki yelled. Wally trudged downstairs.
“What?” Wally asked. Kiki tossed him his cell phone.
“Fanny’s on speed dial.” Kiki said. She cracked up. Then, Wally pretended to barf.
“Call FANNY? YUCK!” He said. Megan laughed.
“WALLY! AREN’T YOU COMING?” Kuki called.
“What are you doing with Kuki?” Megan asked.
“Ugh, tea party.” Wally said. Kiki and Megan laughed, and as Wally walked upstairs, Kacey whispered: “Go get ‘em, tiger.” He didn’t take it the wrong way, but he growled. Then, the phone rang.
“I bet it’s FANNY.” Megan said. Kiki cracked up.
“Oh, if you think it’s so funny, YOU ANSWER THE PHONE!” Kacey yelled. She plopped on the couch. Kiki stuck out her tongue and answered the phone.
“Sector V, Kiki speaking.” Kiki said.
“Hi, is Wally there?” Fanny asked on the other end. Kiki turned around and gave thumbs up to Megan. It meant that it was Fanny.
“Um, Wally’s on his date.” Kiki said. Even Kacey laughed this time. “With Kuki.” Kiki tried hard not to laugh, yet the others were laughing hysterically. Fanny sounded heartbroken.
“WHAT?” She yelled. Kiki gasped and chucked the phone across the room. She ran around like she does when FangFace appears.
“OK, you are so mean.” Kacey told Kiki. She smiled.
“Thank you.” Kiki said. When the phone hit the floor, Scooter had jumped, and landed on the couch. Kacey jumped in surprise.
“Hey, I heard my name.” Wally said. He peeked his head around the corner.
“Yeah, but it’s nothing important.” Megan said.
That’s when Kacey remembered about ‘Sing-A-Song’.
“GUYS!” She yelled.
“Yes, Screamer?” Kiki asked.
“I just remembered that both of our sectors won the ‘Sing-A-Song’ thing.” She said.
“What?” Wally asked. “I HATE SINGING!”
“Aw! Is the little baby gonna cry now?” Kiki asked.
“Shut your mouth.” Wally said.
“Well, Numbuh 362 informed me that we can perform with other wining sectors.” Kacey said. Kiki jumped with joy.
“Then, I’ll partner up with you!” Kiki said. “Remember your Talent Show idea?” Kacey thought for a minute. Then, her eyes got large.
“YEAH! That’ll be awesome!” Kacey said. Kiki and Kacey were now jumping with joy. Megan thought for a minute.
“I guess me and Maddy can work together.” Megan said. Wally slapped his forehead.
“Are you guys gonna enjoy this?” Wally asked.
“Yup.” Kiki said.
“Wally, why don’t you do a duet with Kuki like you did last Christmas?” Megan asked.
“Don’t remind me.” He groaned. Then, he left.
“Wait, what’s the list?” Kiki asked.
Kacey pulled a piece of paper out of her pocket and read it aloud. When Sector W was read, Kiki squealed.
“YES! This is gonna be fun.” Kiki said. Kacey rolled her eyes and grabbed some waffles from the counter. Then, the door was blown through.
“WHERE IS WALLABEE?” Numbuh 86 asked. All three girls pointed upstairs. Fanny growled and stormed upstairs. There were some slapping noises, a scream from Wally, then from Fanny.
“DON’T YOU SLAP NUMBUH 4!” Kuki screamed. The girls downstairs laughed.
“I’LL SLAP WHO I WANT TO SLAP!” Fanny yelled back. After 5 minutes of what sounded like girls whimpering, Wally poked his head around the corner.
“KUKI AND FANNY ARE IN A FISTFIGHT!” He yelled. The girls gave him weird looks.
“Why?”
“I don’t know, but it’s so cool! Come look!” He answered.
And the girls ran upstairs.
