Codename: Kids Next Door Club
Join
Fanpop
New Post
Explore Fanpop
Kacey exited Beth Hansen's house, laughing triumphantly. The little smart mouth finally got what she deserved. She gingerly rubbed her palm.
"I think I might have smacked her a LIIIIIIIIIITTLE too hard." she thought. She took out her list.
"Ok, now I gotta get....." her finger scrolled down the list, "....Taylor Booth." She smiled....then groaned.
"She lives in that HUGE house on the other side town! I'm NOT flying that far!"
She snapped her fingers, remembering the other way to get to her house. She threw her cape over her face, and disappered in a cloud of purple smoke. She appeared in front of Taylor's gihugic house, smiling evilly. Kacey jumped when she heard a sound.
Screaming. Taylor's screaming.
How could that be possible? Kacey was only in the front yard. The screaming usually starts when she would creep out of the closet or stand above her with her hand in the air. She had to investigate, so she flew up to the window. Kacey jumped back at what she saw going on.
Abby had most of her body wrapped up, Wally and Maddy circled her, growling. Megan was attempting to bite her, but Val had Minerva holding her back.
Kuki was playing with Taylor's RMs and Hoagie was invading the fridge.
Val grabbed Taylor's collar, and used her free hand to hypnotize her.
"You are in my power!" she said dramaticlly.
"I am in your power...."
Kacey gulped. She couldn't face these guys alone. What she had to do next could mean certain death. She had to call.....Kiki
------------------------------------
BEEDLE BEEDLE BEEDLE! BEEDLE BEDDLE BEEDLE!
Kiki let out a very loud groan. With her eyes still closed, she reached for her KN-communicator.
"It is 3 in the friggin' morning. This better be important." she snarled.
Kacey let out a huge sigh. "Kiki! Thank God you're up! We've got a huge emergency at the Booth place! All of the others have become monsters and are attacking Taylor! Though she does kind of deserve it....anyways, get over here!"
Kiki groaned. "No! You can't make me!"
Kacey growled. She snapped her fingers. She had the perfect way to get her up and running.
"Kiki, you ill-behaved punk! You get your keister down here RIGHT now!"
"Or what?" she shot back
"...Or suffer the sting-y wrath of KACEY SPANKULOT!"
Kiki shot up. "Fang-face got YOU!?! That's it, I'm coming down!"
Kacey hung up.
"Works every time....."
Numbah5:(picks up the phone and dials)

?????:Hello?

Numbah5:Cree?it's Abbey.....

Cree:You twerp!why are you calling here?!

Numbah5:I need...dare I say it...boy advice.

Cree:(gasps)if this is some kind of trick im warning you the teenz will soround you stupid tree house and-

Numbah5:Cree...im not asking you as an enemy...im asking you as a sister...

Cree:....Okay..but im not turning my back for a second!...so?....who is it?

Numbah5:h-...h-...hank?

Cree:What the-...O-O....You mean Hoag-

Numbah5:Yeah...

Cree:Oh he's easy...

Numbah5;NOT ANYMORE THERES THIS NEW GIRL JESSEE WHO'S HOLDING HANDS WITH HIM AS WE...
continue reading...
posted by kndluva
By standing on the Cowardly Lions shoulders, the Scare Crow was able to reach the huge knocker on the giant door. While waiting for a response, they all starred up at the exspansive city byond the gates. It seemed, it's name sake being no exageration, that the city was made out a glowing, shimmering, corascating emerald. The entire city shone like green neon. The sudden clanging of a miniuter door built inside the gate tore their attention away from the nirvana enducing city. A VERY familair face poked through.

"Why is that R-tard Toilenator in this story?"
"Numbuh 4, how did you get out of the...
continue reading...
Suzy:Um...wow really thats it?...um let's see....yeah thats my last name.....

Numbah5:Hey has anyone seen numbah 7?

(Numbah 7 rushes in)

Numbah7:Oh....Wally's getting shoved into a portal....hmmm...don't care...although it could be funny.....

Numbah4:Hello mad woman about to stuff me into a crazed portal here!!!

Suzy:(Shoves him in)

Numbah3:WALLY!!!!

Suzy:uggg your worse than Wushi!

Numbah1 and 2:who the heck is Wushi!?

Numbah7:Man this is lame....I could be so many other places right now....

Suzy:Ugggg whatever!Numbah1 is waiting!

Numbah1:Huh?

Suzy:Man my dad is stupid.....

everyone:DAD?!


Suzy:im in trouble...
continue reading...
It was an interesting day at Gallager and I was about to make it even more interesting!

Numbah 5:NUMBAH 2 WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP NARRATING!

Numbah2:Come on numbah 5 im just kidding.

Numbah5:Well it's just whenever you start narrating you start a stupid detective case that I have to listen to!

Numbah2:....Well...

Numbah5:Let me guess...thats what you were going to do right?

Numbah2:Kind of....

Anyways were was I...oh yeah more interesting...why was I about to make it even more interesting?because I was about to crack a new case...kids at school had been going missing lately and nobody had gotten contact...
continue reading...
Greetings operatives and cadets! This is Numbuh 1000 speaking to you today, and I have a word or two to say. I know it's hard to come up with fan fiction ideas, acronyms for the title, or any title at all. The same go for Fan arts. I have come up with a solution. Me. I come up with Fan Fiction and Fan art ideas all the time, it's just I'm not a good drawer or storywriter. So, here is my proposition. If you need ideas or acronyms, or titles, ask me. Gimme a main dea, I'll come up with a title. Need a seasonal fan art? I'll come up with somthing. Think I'm a nerd and I don't know what I'm talking about and I really should just shut up? Thats justifiable.


This infomercial is a product of Numbuh 1000 is kinda awesome, but we're not quite sure yet corporation. Any stories that turn out to be majorly suckish can not be held against this company in the court of law, and neither can ultra cruddy fan arts. Yes I'm talking to you.
posted by taismo723
“WHERE ARE KUKI AND WALLY?” Raleigh shouted the next morning.
“Who cares?” Kacey said, hugging a bag of Goldfish. (XD)
“They ARE missing.” Kiki said poking her head out of the tent.
“Oh, I know where they went.” David said with a smirk.
“Oh, puh-lease.” Megan said. “They were abducted by ghosts! Remember how one whispered in my ear last night?”
“Ghosts don’t exist, Smart One!” Abby called from her tent. “Now shut up! Numbuh 5 is trying to sleep!”
“She’s right.” Hoagie said.
“Thank you!” Abby said.
“No, not you. Megan is.”
“I am?” Megan smiled....
continue reading...
"Just walk away." Kacey said. "We don't wanna piss him off-"
"HI KYLE!" Raleigh yelled.
Kacey slapped her forehead.
"What the-?" Kyle turned around. He saw the three standing there, two bug-eyed, and one waving her hand violently.
"Kyle, we're solving a mystery. Don't bother us." Kacey said. Raleigh remembered about the mystery and ran up to Kyle and questioned him.
"Where were you about a half hour ago?" Raleigh asked in a British accent.
"Um, I was at my house...?" Kyle said. Kacey did the hand gesture to Raleigh telling her to stop.
"Did you rip up the Rainbow Monkeys?" Raleigh asked.
...
continue reading...
"NO!"
The day was normal, Kacey, Raleigh, (Numbuh 16) David, and Christian were all hanging out on the fence by the tree-house.
If you're wondering why David screamed, it's because he saw a squirrel, threw a pebble at it, and missed.
"Dude, it's not the end of the world." Raleigh said.
"Says the girl who has major spaz attacks during class." David argued.
"You're not even IN my class!" Raleigh said.
"Hey, he's not lying." Kacey said.
None of them noticed, but Christian had left.
"Shut up." Raleigh told them.
"Wait, where'd Christian go?" David asked.
All three turned to see Christian walking...
continue reading...
“Hi, I’m gonna sing the song Just the Way You Are.” Wally said.
Kuki shrieked.
Wally gulped, and then he began:
Oh her eyes, her eyes
Make the stars look like they're not shining
Her hair, her hair
Falls perfectly without her trying
She's so beautiful
And I tell her every day
Yeah I know, I know
When I compliment her
She wont believe me
And its so, its so
Sad to think she don't see what I see
But every time she asks me do I look okay
I say
When I see your face
There's not a thing that I would change
Cause you're amazing
Just the way you are
And when you smile,
The whole world stops and stares for awhile...
continue reading...
The note passing day turned into the note passing night. Kuki’s last note was slipped under Wally’s door. He picked it up and read it.
Dear Wally,
    Are you sure? I mean, Sing-A-Song is in a week, and I haven’t even come up with my song! Well, that’s OK. We can talk like this every day! But, it’s getting late and I’m tired. I bet even Kacey’s asleep.
                            Love,
                            Kuki...
continue reading...
Maddy tugged on her sister's sleeve.
"I wanna go to the kiddie cafe!" she whined.
Val tugged on Kiki's sleeve.
"I wanna go to the playplace!"
Wally tugged on Kacey's sleeve.
"I wanna get out of here!"
Everyone gave him a strange look.
"We just got here!" Kuki said.
"Now you wanna leave? Jeez, how many bowls of 'Crazy Flakes' did YOU have this morning?" Kacey asked.
"Only 2. I'm just getting an uneasy feeling about this place. I have a feeling somethin'- I don't know WHAT, but somethin'- is gonna happen."
"Maybe you're having an anxiety attack." Kiki added.
Val continued to tug on Kiki's sleeve.
"Come...
continue reading...
"I hate television." Kuki said. She had just watched the season finale of 'Rainbow Monkeys Adventure' and they just killed off one of her favorite characters.
"Wow, this show just wants to get like 'Lost'." Kacey said. Kiki nodded. 'Lost' was a strange show that killed off a ton of characters, had weird flash forwards, flash backs, and flash sideways', and made no sense. Yet, it was really popular. Kuki just began to bawl.
"C'mon Kuki." Wally said. "It's not that bad."
"He's right," Megan began. "It's a fictional character." And just like that, the alarm went off.
"MAN, I WAS JUST ABOUT TO...
continue reading...
"Guys, stop! This is madness!" Wally cried.
Kiki raised an eyebrow. "Madness?"
Kacey yelled at the top of her lungs:
"THIS!!! IS!!! CAKE TIME!!!".
She took a knife and cut into the 9-layer cake that everyone helped bake for Abby's birthday. Each layer was a different flavor (which made it even MORE special....and weird-tasting considering the flavors that everyone else picked). Before Abby could take a bite, Maddy stuck a candle into her piece. Kiki lit it.
"Make a wish!" they both chirped.
She thought for a minute. Then smiled and took a deep breath and blew out the candle.
"What's you wish for?"...
continue reading...
"KI-KI! KI-KI! KI-KI! KI-KI! KI-KI! KI-KI! KI-KI!" the crowd cheered wildly.
Wally smiled and took a deep breath:
"Coming into the ring is a girl you do NOT wanna tick off! She is known as 'Numbuh 8', the 'Master of Disaster', 'Little Big Girl', 'Countess Prank-U-Lot'....."
Kavey gave her teammate a weird look.
"Seriously? 'Countess Prank-U-Lot'?"
Kiki shrugged, "It sounded cool."
"Put your hands together for: Kikiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii <gasp, gasp gasp> Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick!"
The crowd went ballistic (in a good way)....
continue reading...
"were you listening? i mean common man! dude you suck for this!!!" kuki was still REALLY mad at numbuh 2 for not wanting to prank people just because she was there "just shut up already! you yelled at me through the whole night I'm not even exaggerating!!! it's now 7 o' clock time for school!!!" numbuh 2 had been never to patient but he really try's when it came to numbuh 3 just so he wouldn't get his but kicked by his buddy he knew that he would do any thing for her even if it meant killing him "guys it's time to go grab your back packs and home work and lets leave!!!!!" numbuh 5 had heard...
continue reading...
“TOMMY!” Hoagie yelled from downstairs. “Get your butt down here! We’re going to the tree house!” Tommy shot downstairs like lightning.
“I love it when we go visit your friends, Hoagie!” Tommy said. He adjusted his hat. Then, he and Hoagie left the house.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“Mushi! If you’re playing with my Rainbow Monkeys I’m not gonna let you come to the tree house with me!” Kuki called. Mushi trudged downstairs. She carried her only Monkey and groaned.
“Will Wally be there?” Mushi asked.
“Of...
continue reading...
"Mushi! Tommy! Val and Joey! Where ARE you?!" Kiki called out for what seemed like the billionth time. She was trying really hard not to lose her cool. Kiki grinded her teeth; When she found all 4 kids, she swore she was gonna chew 'em out like there was no tommorow.
"VALENTINA!!! JOEY!!! MUSHI!!!! TOMMY!!! GET YOUR KEISTERS DOWN HERE NOW!!!!!!" she shrieked angrilly. She sighed.
"Woah, Kiki. Calm down. They couldn't have gone THAT far."
Just then, she heard a bunch of giggling coming from Kuki's room. And a really loud "RIP!". She gasped, and bolted down the hall. When she reached the entrance...
continue reading...
They were only 2 Hours away from Final Destination.
"Hoagie, quit reading off of the GPS." Megan said.
"When are we getting there?" Maddy asked.
"In 2 Hours." Hoagie said.
"She means what time!" David said.
"Oh, 4:00." Hoagie said.
"UGH! I hate waiting!" Minerva said. She threw a tantrum. Val just scoffed.
"It's 2 Hours!" Val said. "Now I'm in range distance. I could just pop there if I wanted to." Then, Val's eyes widened. She lifted her cape. Christian jumped. But he landed right on the spot where Val was. She was gone.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~...
continue reading...
"OUCH!"
"If you shove me again, I'll spank the crap out of you!"
"SHUT UP!!!"
Sectors V, Q, and David and Christian of SV had all gathered in Sector V's S.C.A.M.P.E.R. It was a long ride from Arizona to Texas, but hey, what're friends for?
"If you guys don't stop fighting, I will turn this thing around!" Hoagie screamed. Minerva stuck her tongue out and shoved Val again.
"Hey!" Val yelled. "I warned you!" Val leaped toward Minerva. But Minerva, like her father, was quick and moved away before Val could spank her. Kiki had enough.
"Alright guys, this is MY mission and I can shove all of you...
continue reading...
''oof!''
''Ow!''
''hey!''
''gimme that!''
Abby made her way through the hectic costume shop, diving, jumping and weaving her way threw frazzled customers, her cowgirl costume hanging limply at one side. It was 1 day until Halloween, and everyone seemed to have lost there minds. With an exasperated gasp, she handed her costume to the cashier.
''That'll be ten fifty.'' The rather bored looking teenage worker said blandly.
Numbuh 5 forked over the money and headed twords the door. Unfortunately, a rather, Ummmmmm, ''big boned'' woman staggered in at the same time. her protruding stomach pressed Abby...
continue reading...