Kacey returned to the classroom about 5 minutes later. She sat down at her desk. Mr. Yorke had given each kid a sheet of paper. They were supposed to write down what they thought science was. Kristin was half-way done, Ian was still thinking of ideas, and Sam had a pencil up his nose. Kacey began writing. At 1: 15, the kids shared their papers. Kacey wasn't called on until half the class shared. When she was finally called on, Kacey read her paper aloud. On her 3rd of 4th sentence, the fire drill went off. Everyone was startled and raced to the door.
"AttenSHUN!" Mr. Yorke called. Everyone stopped moving and lined up in alphabetical order. Kacey was 5th in the line. They walked out to the Green Fence. Then, there was a blood-curdling scream.
"Attention students," Mrs. Paul, the principal said. "We are having a serious emergency, please evacuate the school. Kacey was puzzled. Then, it hit her. The Count and Toilet Butt weren't in line with them. Kacey made herself hidden and escaped from the line. She made her way to Mrs. Wann's class.
"You guys seen Toilet Butt or The Count?" Kacey asked 5,4,3, and 2. Nope. They didn't know. So, she dashed to Mr. Hart's homeroom's line.
"You guys seen the villains?" She asked David and Christian. The shook their heads. So, Kacey dashed into the Multi-Purpose room. There, she found the villains. But they were spanking the back-up Kacey had sent for. They were all in line. Kacey gasped. Then, she knew what to do. She hid behind the wall. Then, at the top of her lungs she screamed:
"THE CONSESSION STAND IS OPEN!!!!!!!!"
Well, that did it.
About 30- 40 kids trampled The Count and Toilet Butt. Even the kid who was being spanked trampled them. After the room was clear of kids, Kacey pulled out her S.P.L.A.N.K.E.R. and walked in.
"Hello." She said. They gasped. Then, from behind her Kiki and Megan appeared. And David and Christian. And Wally and Kuki. And finally, Hoagie and Abby. It was the whole plan. Out of nowhere, Megan's younger sister, Maddy, appeared. SHE had a Mustard Gun in hand. Toilet Butt began to laugh but Maddy got him. He shushed.
"You guys made a mistake coming to OUR school." Wally said.
"And a mistake coming into MY class." Kacey snarled. The Count removed his glove. Kuki jumped and hid behind Wally. Then, Kiki ran past him screaming. The Count turned around and grabbed her. She shrieked a blood-curdling yell and then kicked him in the gut. Well, his hand was inches away from her behind and he spanked her. On complete accident. Everyone took a couple steps back. The newly transformed Kiki growled and then turned to the big group.
"Thanks for saving me guys!" Kiki said. She giggled at her new accent. "I can't believe you guys did that!" Everyone shrugged.
"Vell, now you may accompany me on a spanking -spree!" The Count said. He giggled and jumped in the air. Kiki snarled.
"No vay am I gonna help YOU!" Kiki said. "You've been so rude by getting me very time I get a C on an assignment!" Wally snickered. The Count smiled.
"Fine!" He said. Removing his glove once more, The Count reached for Kuki and Wally. Everyone jumped forward to grab them. But The Count was fast. He got them both in under 2 seconds. Now, they were vampires.
"I look like an oompa-loompa!" Wally hollered. Kuki giggled at him. Then she lifted his cape.
"You look cute!" She said. Wally blushed deeply and David and Christian started to laugh.
"You two boys think it's funny for Mr. Beetles to blush?" The Count yelled. He was inches away from their faces.
"No, sir!" David and Christian said simultaneously. The Count growled and looked at the others.
"More minions!" He said. The Count dove for Abby but she jumped away. Hoagie was missed cuz he ducked. The Count landed on some tables. Kacey grabbed Megan's arm and ran. She called for David and Christian to take action. They did as they were told and tackled The Count. It only resulted into two more vampires.
"I have a strange feeling that I vant to suck blood." David said. Christian slapped him.
"You're a vampire, nimrod!" Christian said. Abby ran into the Girls Bathroom and hung out there for a while. Megan followed cuz she knew The Count wouldn't go in there.
"Maddy!" Kacey said. "Follow your sister!" Maddy didn't want to.
"But I want to fight with you guys!" She whined. Kacey sighed and grabbed her hand. Maddy gripped onto her Mustard Gun and smiled. Kacey tossed a S.O.D.A.D.R.I.N.K. to Hoagie. He blasted The Count. He was out cold. Kacey sighed a sigh of relief and let go of Maddy's hand. Maddy smiled and an towards the unconscious Count. Then, covered him in Mustard. Toilet Butt watched. He ran towards the door. But David and Christian had a death grip on his arms. They let Kuki do the honors. She removed her gloves and spanked the living crap out of The Toilenator.