"You're kidding." Kacey sounded shocked.
Kiki shook her head. "I'm not kidding."
Kuki raised her hand.
"Don't you have to have a teaching degree to be a substitute?"
"Yeah, but from what I heard, the principal just grabbed him of the street because his last name sounded scary enough to force us to behave."
Everyone gave her a strange look.
"Yeah, I don't get it either. ANYWAYS! Back to the story":
"We all froze....except Madison. She fainted. While You-know-who called the nurse, we all huddled.
Laura whispered, 'We must of done something REALLY bad, there's no way HE'D be here as a sub.' We all winced when the door slammed shut."
Everyone gulped.
"'Good morning, class! I believe most of you know who I am. Although I only know a few of you...' He looked at me, Adrienne, and Laura. We all began shaking.
'....so just try and bear with me, ok?' We all nodded.
He smiled. 'OK!' he clapped his hands together. We all flinched."
"We had art about 5 minutes after class started. The three of us sat together and decided to draw up escape plans. I looked at Laura's.
'How the H-E- double hockey sticks are we gonna get 1000 Rainbow Monkeys by reccess?' I asked.
She re-read her plan. 'I never thought of that.'
Adrienne had a better plan, but it involved tens of thousands of missles, 200 jars filled with killer bees, and Jell-o. Lots and lots of Jell-o.
I heard a familiar voice coming from behind me.
'What are you girls drawing?'
We all jumped and flipped over our papers.
'Nothing...'
'Can I draw something?'
We looked at each other.
'S-sure....'
He snatched the pencil out of my hand and the box of crayons out of Laura's. At lightning speed, he scribbled, erased, and drew. He held it up in front of Laura's face.
'Guess what it is!' he giggled.
It looked like some horrible combonation of a flamingo, hippo, a maypole and a beaver.
'Um....'
'It's a Rainbow Monkey!' he giggled like a little schoolgirl.
Laura's eyes got really big as she clutched her Rainbow Monkey.
'You like them, too?' Both giggled wildly. Adrriene and I rolled our eyes."
"About 2 hours later, reccess came. Laura was all happy and giggly, Adrienne was annoyed, and I was shaking like a leaf. My other friend, Numbuh 3.8, came over.
'What's wrong with Kiki? She looks like she's seen a ghost!"
"Actually, spank-happy vampire would be the correct term." Adrriene corrected.
"He's our substitute teacher!" Laura squealed.
Her eyes got really big.
'S-s-s-s-s-s-ubstitue teacher?! You mean, he's here?! Right now!!?" She shook like a leaf. 'Um...I gotta go!'
Just then, Alex, Joseph, Mitzy, and Caitlin came over.
'Hey! We've got an idea to prank Mr. Spanakopita-'
'Spankulot.' Adrriene corrected.
'Whatever! Are you guys in?' Before Adrriene and I could object, Laura giggled, 'Sure! Pranks are fun!'
(Cue facepalms)
'So, when we got back from lunch, we put the finishing touches on the prank.
'HE'S COMING!' someone yelled.
We all rushed back to our seats. The door creaked open, and a bucket full of dirt, chocolate milk, and a few dead bugs was dumped onto him. Everyone laughed except the three of us. Thunder crashed in the background and we all quieted down. He stood up, brushed all of crud off of him, and growled."
Everyone gulped.
"And you'll never believe what he did next...."
Kiki shook her head. "I'm not kidding."
Kuki raised her hand.
"Don't you have to have a teaching degree to be a substitute?"
"Yeah, but from what I heard, the principal just grabbed him of the street because his last name sounded scary enough to force us to behave."
Everyone gave her a strange look.
"Yeah, I don't get it either. ANYWAYS! Back to the story":
"We all froze....except Madison. She fainted. While You-know-who called the nurse, we all huddled.
Laura whispered, 'We must of done something REALLY bad, there's no way HE'D be here as a sub.' We all winced when the door slammed shut."
Everyone gulped.
"'Good morning, class! I believe most of you know who I am. Although I only know a few of you...' He looked at me, Adrienne, and Laura. We all began shaking.
'....so just try and bear with me, ok?' We all nodded.
He smiled. 'OK!' he clapped his hands together. We all flinched."
"We had art about 5 minutes after class started. The three of us sat together and decided to draw up escape plans. I looked at Laura's.
'How the H-E- double hockey sticks are we gonna get 1000 Rainbow Monkeys by reccess?' I asked.
She re-read her plan. 'I never thought of that.'
Adrienne had a better plan, but it involved tens of thousands of missles, 200 jars filled with killer bees, and Jell-o. Lots and lots of Jell-o.
I heard a familiar voice coming from behind me.
'What are you girls drawing?'
We all jumped and flipped over our papers.
'Nothing...'
'Can I draw something?'
We looked at each other.
'S-sure....'
He snatched the pencil out of my hand and the box of crayons out of Laura's. At lightning speed, he scribbled, erased, and drew. He held it up in front of Laura's face.
'Guess what it is!' he giggled.
It looked like some horrible combonation of a flamingo, hippo, a maypole and a beaver.
'Um....'
'It's a Rainbow Monkey!' he giggled like a little schoolgirl.
Laura's eyes got really big as she clutched her Rainbow Monkey.
'You like them, too?' Both giggled wildly. Adrriene and I rolled our eyes."
"About 2 hours later, reccess came. Laura was all happy and giggly, Adrienne was annoyed, and I was shaking like a leaf. My other friend, Numbuh 3.8, came over.
'What's wrong with Kiki? She looks like she's seen a ghost!"
"Actually, spank-happy vampire would be the correct term." Adrriene corrected.
"He's our substitute teacher!" Laura squealed.
Her eyes got really big.
'S-s-s-s-s-s-ubstitue teacher?! You mean, he's here?! Right now!!?" She shook like a leaf. 'Um...I gotta go!'
Just then, Alex, Joseph, Mitzy, and Caitlin came over.
'Hey! We've got an idea to prank Mr. Spanakopita-'
'Spankulot.' Adrriene corrected.
'Whatever! Are you guys in?' Before Adrriene and I could object, Laura giggled, 'Sure! Pranks are fun!'
(Cue facepalms)
'So, when we got back from lunch, we put the finishing touches on the prank.
'HE'S COMING!' someone yelled.
We all rushed back to our seats. The door creaked open, and a bucket full of dirt, chocolate milk, and a few dead bugs was dumped onto him. Everyone laughed except the three of us. Thunder crashed in the background and we all quieted down. He stood up, brushed all of crud off of him, and growled."
Everyone gulped.
"And you'll never believe what he did next...."
I realized today, March 27, 2011, at 10:49 P.M., that I have been awarded the Dedicated fan Medal for the Codename: Kids Next Door Fanclub. So my official title is now: Megan Behon, 2x4 Technology Officer and advisor of Sector Q, older sister to Numbuh 2001, and friends to Numbahs 8, 7, 2, 3, 4, 5, 34, and many more, and Dedicated Fan to Fanpop's Codename: Kids Next Door Fanclub. THIS IS SO AWESOME. And as a KND dedicated fan, I command you to dance to this song:
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I found this info on a KND fansite, and I'm not sure it's true or not, but it's pretty good logic, anyway.
Numbuh One - His name is Nigel Uno. Uno means "One" in Spanish.
Numbuh Two - His real name is Hoagie P. Gilligen Jr. Jr. means he is the 2nd persond to have that name. 2nd = Two
Numbuh Three - Her name is Kuki Sanban. Sanban is the Japaneese word for "Three"
Numbuh Four - His name is Wallabee Beetles. The old but famous rock group, The Beatles, originally had Four members.
Numbuh Five - Her name is Abigail Lincoln. President Lincoln is on the Five dollar bill
Numbuh One - His name is Nigel Uno. Uno means "One" in Spanish.
Numbuh Two - His real name is Hoagie P. Gilligen Jr. Jr. means he is the 2nd persond to have that name. 2nd = Two
Numbuh Three - Her name is Kuki Sanban. Sanban is the Japaneese word for "Three"
Numbuh Four - His name is Wallabee Beetles. The old but famous rock group, The Beatles, originally had Four members.
Numbuh Five - Her name is Abigail Lincoln. President Lincoln is on the Five dollar bill
Hi everyone! Numbuh 7 here, and I've got some CRAZY ideas for new fanfics! But I can't decide on my own, you see.
SO THAT'S WHY IMMA LET YOU PICK!
Here are your choices:
1) Op. S.P.A.R.K.L.E. (Simple Parody Awesomely Re-Creates Kid-Friendly Losing-Award (Or SHOULD have) Episode)
Kuki's new in town, and she just can't fit in. Her old friend, Wally, is like, her only friend. But when pale, Edwin Coolen is partnered up with her in Science, things get a little weird. Then, Kuki finds herself in love! What will Wally think?
2) Your Typical Whodunit, KND Style!
When Kuki's FAVORITE Rainbow Monkey is stolen, Kacey immediately becomes Sherlock Holmes. With her friends at her side, they will solve the mystery. Or will a shocking twist to the story stop them in their tracks?
That's all! Don't choose yet, I'll post a pick that will expire in a week for you to choose!
Kacey Kreation Inc. Contact us at kacey.dodson@cox.net.
SO THAT'S WHY IMMA LET YOU PICK!
Here are your choices:
1) Op. S.P.A.R.K.L.E. (Simple Parody Awesomely Re-Creates Kid-Friendly Losing-Award (Or SHOULD have) Episode)
Kuki's new in town, and she just can't fit in. Her old friend, Wally, is like, her only friend. But when pale, Edwin Coolen is partnered up with her in Science, things get a little weird. Then, Kuki finds herself in love! What will Wally think?
2) Your Typical Whodunit, KND Style!
When Kuki's FAVORITE Rainbow Monkey is stolen, Kacey immediately becomes Sherlock Holmes. With her friends at her side, they will solve the mystery. Or will a shocking twist to the story stop them in their tracks?
That's all! Don't choose yet, I'll post a pick that will expire in a week for you to choose!
Kacey Kreation Inc. Contact us at kacey.dodson@cox.net.