Kacey was in trouble. Not like "broken a vase" or "cheated on a test" kind of trouble, it was more like "life or living death" trouble. She was able to avoid being transformed last Halloween, but she had a weapon on her at that time. Last time, she only went up against 6 vampires... this time, she was going up against more than 100. She had to think of a distraction. Fast.
"Hey look! Rainbow Monkeys!"
"Nice try. We're not falling for that again!" Kuki cackled, resisting the urge to look.
"Hold her down!" Kiki ordered.
Many vampires tackled her. She was able to kick away a couple, but then ended up being placed on Kiki's knee. She struggled and squirmmed, but Kiki had a death grip on her.
Deafening thunder echoed throughout the park and blinding lightning filled the sky.
"You have been a very, very, VERY naughty girl and shall feel the sting-y wrath of...."
Kacey winced. She expected to feel a sensation similar to being spanked by a cinderblock. Nothing happenned.
"Of...?"
"Hold on. I can't find him. WALLABEE SPANKULOT!! GET YOUR BUTT DOWN HERE NOW!!!"
Kacey squeaked. Normally, WALLY would be getting punished by HER. Total irony.
He pushed through a crowd of people and stood over his cousin, smiling evilly.
"Looks like the tables haved turned, cousin!"
He laughed evilly. All the others joined in.
He raised his hand up high. That's when Kacey thought of something. Wally's hand was inches away from hitting her behind when she kicked him in the gut. HARD. She then bit Kiki's arm and began to run at top speed. Kuki ran to Wally's aid; Cuddling him and reassuring him that he was fine. Kiki charged after Kacey. While running and dodging the other vampires, she called Hoagie on her KN-communicator.
"WHERE ARE YOU AND ABBY?!?!?! I'm in the middle of a life and living death situation!!!"
"Where are YOU?" he then asked.
"The water park!"
"Quick! Run as fast as you can to 'Dracula's Haunted Castle'! Abby and I have a trap set."
She hung up and ran even faster. On the way, she ended up having to punch, kick, and bite her way through a crowd of vampires. She ran down the hill to the haunted castle. Normally, she'd think all the animatronic spooks were the coolest thing ever, but considering her situation, they were more of an annoyance. She continued to run... then fell into total darkness.
BONK!
She felt a stinging sensation on the side of her head.
"Terribly sorry!" said a familiar voice.
"My fault entire-" she froze. She knew that voice. Kiki.
Kacey backed up into the light of a single lamp hanging overhead. She was mearly inches away from Kiki's pale-as-a-ghost face. She hissed and grabbed her friend's arm.
"Come on now! You can't run away from punishment! It's childish!...besides, that's MY thing."
She raised her hand as far as it could go.
"Can I just say ONE thing?"
Her hand halted in mid-air.
"Well, it would make this adventure a little more epic.....sure. Make it quick, though, gravity's starting to take over."
Kacey cleared her throat.
"NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!" she shrieked.
A rainbow array of lights filled the attraction. Turns out everyone else decided to make V.L.A.M.P.P.s as well. Kiki let out a bloodcurdling, almost sound-barrier-breaking shriek. All of the other vampires finally caught up, and followed suit when they hit the light.
"140 weakened vampires! 141 weakened vampires! 142 weakened- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!!!" shrieked Maddy.
After all the screaming subsided, Kacey and the others tried to think of a way to track down You-Know-Who. Just then, little Sonya (Numbuh 83) tugged on Abby's shirt.
"I've got an idea where he could be." she chirped.
Sure enough, after a quarter of a mile walk down Clifton Hill, everyone found the beanstalk-of-a-vampire at....brace yourself.....are you braced?....Good.....because this next part needs to braced for: the "Rainbow Monkey Canadian Cuddles" souviner shop.
"HI DADDY!" Val yelled happily.
He turned his head. His jaw quickly dropped. Before him were 306 vampires.
He began congratulating at Wally and Kiki.
"Vell done! I never thought you could-"
Then he looked at his daughter's face. Something was wrong. Val was only supposed to have one fang, considering she was only half vampire. From what he could tell, she had TWO.
"Vhat have you done!?!?! I told you NOT to go after my daughter!!!" He began to raise his hand.
Surprisingly, Kiki, the one who feared him most, grabbed it in mid-air.
"You never said anything about her."
He smacked his forehead. Don't you hate those kind of moments?
Kacey smiled wickedly "Hey....if he never said anything about her....wouldn't he be LYING?"
Everyone gave her a strange look.
Hoagie joined in, "Yeah! Isn't lying considered to be....BAD?"
Everyone smiled evilly, and procedded to attack.
Kiki was the first one to be finished, after hitting him at least 30 times. She was smiling mischeviously, hands behind her back.
"What's with the look?" Kacey asked.
She pulled out one hand.
"I took his wallet. He owes me ice cream." she cackled.
About a few hours after the curse reversed, (almost) everyone was sitting in the auditorium (on really soft pillows, of course). Kacey, Abby, and Hoagie were being awarded and congratulated by Numbuh 362.
"For saving us all from a lifetime of spank-i-tude, I award you guys...."
She handed Kacey a brand new skateboard and a KND gold membership card (free access to the moonbase arcade, unlimited budget on food at the cafeteria, unlimited refills at Lime Ricky's, etc) . She squealed like Kiki whenever she saw ferrets.
362 handed Abby a big stack of CDs. She had a big smile on her face. Hoagie squealed like a little piglet when he got an "unlimited food" card for the KND moonbase cafeteria. He was so happy, in fact, he fainted. Kiki and Wally watched all of this go down via Kacey's laptop while at Dairy Queen.
"Can we go NOW? I'm bored" a very sore and tired Count whined.
"Oh, bite me, snaggletooth!", Kiki sassed, "We're not leaving til I'm sick of this stuff!"
He sighed and put his head down on the table. Sure, it mostly involved life and living death situations, but all in all, it was an AWESOME vacation.
"Hey look! Rainbow Monkeys!"
"Nice try. We're not falling for that again!" Kuki cackled, resisting the urge to look.
"Hold her down!" Kiki ordered.
Many vampires tackled her. She was able to kick away a couple, but then ended up being placed on Kiki's knee. She struggled and squirmmed, but Kiki had a death grip on her.
Deafening thunder echoed throughout the park and blinding lightning filled the sky.
"You have been a very, very, VERY naughty girl and shall feel the sting-y wrath of...."
Kacey winced. She expected to feel a sensation similar to being spanked by a cinderblock. Nothing happenned.
"Of...?"
"Hold on. I can't find him. WALLABEE SPANKULOT!! GET YOUR BUTT DOWN HERE NOW!!!"
Kacey squeaked. Normally, WALLY would be getting punished by HER. Total irony.
He pushed through a crowd of people and stood over his cousin, smiling evilly.
"Looks like the tables haved turned, cousin!"
He laughed evilly. All the others joined in.
He raised his hand up high. That's when Kacey thought of something. Wally's hand was inches away from hitting her behind when she kicked him in the gut. HARD. She then bit Kiki's arm and began to run at top speed. Kuki ran to Wally's aid; Cuddling him and reassuring him that he was fine. Kiki charged after Kacey. While running and dodging the other vampires, she called Hoagie on her KN-communicator.
"WHERE ARE YOU AND ABBY?!?!?! I'm in the middle of a life and living death situation!!!"
"Where are YOU?" he then asked.
"The water park!"
"Quick! Run as fast as you can to 'Dracula's Haunted Castle'! Abby and I have a trap set."
She hung up and ran even faster. On the way, she ended up having to punch, kick, and bite her way through a crowd of vampires. She ran down the hill to the haunted castle. Normally, she'd think all the animatronic spooks were the coolest thing ever, but considering her situation, they were more of an annoyance. She continued to run... then fell into total darkness.
BONK!
She felt a stinging sensation on the side of her head.
"Terribly sorry!" said a familiar voice.
"My fault entire-" she froze. She knew that voice. Kiki.
Kacey backed up into the light of a single lamp hanging overhead. She was mearly inches away from Kiki's pale-as-a-ghost face. She hissed and grabbed her friend's arm.
"Come on now! You can't run away from punishment! It's childish!...besides, that's MY thing."
She raised her hand as far as it could go.
"Can I just say ONE thing?"
Her hand halted in mid-air.
"Well, it would make this adventure a little more epic.....sure. Make it quick, though, gravity's starting to take over."
Kacey cleared her throat.
"NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!" she shrieked.
A rainbow array of lights filled the attraction. Turns out everyone else decided to make V.L.A.M.P.P.s as well. Kiki let out a bloodcurdling, almost sound-barrier-breaking shriek. All of the other vampires finally caught up, and followed suit when they hit the light.
"140 weakened vampires! 141 weakened vampires! 142 weakened- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!!!" shrieked Maddy.
After all the screaming subsided, Kacey and the others tried to think of a way to track down You-Know-Who. Just then, little Sonya (Numbuh 83) tugged on Abby's shirt.
"I've got an idea where he could be." she chirped.
Sure enough, after a quarter of a mile walk down Clifton Hill, everyone found the beanstalk-of-a-vampire at....brace yourself.....are you braced?....Good.....because this next part needs to braced for: the "Rainbow Monkey Canadian Cuddles" souviner shop.
"HI DADDY!" Val yelled happily.
He turned his head. His jaw quickly dropped. Before him were 306 vampires.
He began congratulating at Wally and Kiki.
"Vell done! I never thought you could-"
Then he looked at his daughter's face. Something was wrong. Val was only supposed to have one fang, considering she was only half vampire. From what he could tell, she had TWO.
"Vhat have you done!?!?! I told you NOT to go after my daughter!!!" He began to raise his hand.
Surprisingly, Kiki, the one who feared him most, grabbed it in mid-air.
"You never said anything about her."
He smacked his forehead. Don't you hate those kind of moments?
Kacey smiled wickedly "Hey....if he never said anything about her....wouldn't he be LYING?"
Everyone gave her a strange look.
Hoagie joined in, "Yeah! Isn't lying considered to be....BAD?"
Everyone smiled evilly, and procedded to attack.
Kiki was the first one to be finished, after hitting him at least 30 times. She was smiling mischeviously, hands behind her back.
"What's with the look?" Kacey asked.
She pulled out one hand.
"I took his wallet. He owes me ice cream." she cackled.
About a few hours after the curse reversed, (almost) everyone was sitting in the auditorium (on really soft pillows, of course). Kacey, Abby, and Hoagie were being awarded and congratulated by Numbuh 362.
"For saving us all from a lifetime of spank-i-tude, I award you guys...."
She handed Kacey a brand new skateboard and a KND gold membership card (free access to the moonbase arcade, unlimited budget on food at the cafeteria, unlimited refills at Lime Ricky's, etc) . She squealed like Kiki whenever she saw ferrets.
362 handed Abby a big stack of CDs. She had a big smile on her face. Hoagie squealed like a little piglet when he got an "unlimited food" card for the KND moonbase cafeteria. He was so happy, in fact, he fainted. Kiki and Wally watched all of this go down via Kacey's laptop while at Dairy Queen.
"Can we go NOW? I'm bored" a very sore and tired Count whined.
"Oh, bite me, snaggletooth!", Kiki sassed, "We're not leaving til I'm sick of this stuff!"
He sighed and put his head down on the table. Sure, it mostly involved life and living death situations, but all in all, it was an AWESOME vacation.
