Codename: Kids Next Door Article: totally random don't ask one question ok!

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totally random don't ask one question ok!

posted by suzyisbrute

Hogie:It truly is an insane crazy world out there I had never had a caper since my Mom's dinner with kookie's parents I was board out of my mind until a girl stepped into my office ar 11:00 am she smelled like bubble gum and romance gross right she wore a brown hat and coat and carried a black case a case I was about to crack wide open.
the door slammed behind her and she haden't seen me in the dark until I turned my lamp on so of course she turned around and stuck her toungh out in disgust why?becuase I was eating apple crumble like usuall so se most likley heard about my little caper of how that stuff was eye crust.
So whats in the case dollface?
Girl:If your smart you wont call me that!
Hogie:Fine fine but why are you in my office?
Girl:Your office?!!!! this has been my office since kindnergarden!
Hogie:Green or Pink?
she tipped her hat to reveal a green stripe on her hat now detectives were labled around here so I could now friend from enemy.
Hogie:Seems your in the same league as me dollface so whats in the case!?
Girl:Same league huh?well if you must know I have a reputation to break into things such as vital knd info school records or what they serve in the caffiteria on wednesdays.
Hogie:Yeah?well have a seat and tell me your name?
Girl:Name's Samantha and you?
Hogie:Name's Hogie.
Sam:Yes now about that office.
Hogie:Well we could fight but why damage a pretty face like yours when we can talk over dinner you can help me with a little case.
Sam:Not the black one!
(leaves the janitor closet)
Hogie:Funny joke that was butright now I was sereious but somthing about her name was familiar I kept thinking until I came up to Samantha Jones an old pal of mine from the k-5 force.
Joe:Hogie p. gilligan who the heck was that?
Hogie:You mean you dont remember Samantha Jones?
Joe:And im gonna guess you still have a thing for her.
Hogie:I never had nothin so what brings you to my office?
Joe:I found a clue to the caffiterian mystery!
Hogie:and?
Joe:Red stuff is scratched against the tables I took swabs and photos here they are boy remember when me you and Sam were on a detective trio?
Hoigie:Well Joe looks like are trio days may not be behind us we have a strange case on our hands this stuff is chilly.
Joe:Ok are you sure?
Hogie:trust me the trio investigates at 12:00 pm
to be continued

amy23000, taismo723 and 1 other like this

suzyisbrute okay really board and needed something to do so im now a detective why you may ask is because I feel like it!

kndluva im not really sure what i read, but i really like it.

suzyisbrute thank you im not quite sure what I wrote this numbah 2 was the old one's son not the one on tv

kndluva When are you posting part 2?

suzyisbrute soon I hope lol it's been years

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numbuh 2

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Operation: B.A.B.Y.S.I.T. (Babysitting Aggrivatlingly Bratty Youngsters Sure Is Tiring) Ch. 2

posted by kndkid96

"I wanna play 'Rainbow Monkeys'!" Mushi whined.
"I wanna go to the park!" Tommy cried.
"I want a balloon!" Val barked.
"Ah Bah Bah Bah Bah!" Joey babbled.
Kiki panicked a little. She never had been bombarded with complaints like that.
She fiddled with her fingers.
"Ok, guys. One at a time! Hmm....Mushi, Kuki won't let me touch her Monkeys without permission..."
Mushi threw herself on the floor and threw a tantrum. Val rolled her eyes; she could be a bit of a baby, but not THAT much of one.
"Tommy, It's too dark to go to the park..."
He crossed his arms and pouted.
"Val, Like I said, it's too dark to...

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Demotivational KND Posters

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KND Facebook Chapter 2 Facebook Can Mess With Your Mind

posted by taismo723

The next morning, Kiki got up at the crack of dawn. She got on the computer and opened Fanpop, and Facebook. Or course no one was on. So Kiki decided to mess with her younger brother, Chris.
"Chriiiiiiiiiis," Kiki said into Chris's ear while he was lying in bed. Chris didn't flinch. "Darn." Kiki muttered.
Then, one of the kittens, Pecan, peered from underneath Chris's covers. Kiki jumped back.
"Pecan? Sleeping with Chris is a no-no!" Kiki whispered. She lifted up Pecan and brought him into her room. She chased him around the room for a bit, until he out-ran her.
Then, Kiki got a CRAZY idea....

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Your Typical Whodunit, KND Style! Chapter 1 The Ripped Rainbow Monkeys

posted by taismo723

"NO!"
The day was normal, Kacey, Raleigh, (Numbuh 16) David, and Christian were all hanging out on the fence by the tree-house.
If you're wondering why David screamed, it's because he saw a squirrel, threw a pebble at it, and missed.
"Dude, it's not the end of the world." Raleigh said.
"Says the girl who has major spaz attacks during class." David argued.
"You're not even IN my class!" Raleigh said.
"Hey, he's not lying." Kacey said.
None of them noticed, but Christian had left.
"Shut up." Raleigh told them.
"Wait, where'd Christian go?" David asked.
All three turned to see Christian walking...

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Operation:L.I.E. (L.ittle Indinafying E.mbelishment) Part Three

posted by amy23000

"were you listening? i mean common man! dude you suck for this!!!" kuki was still REALLY mad at numbuh 2 for not wanting to prank people just because she was there "just shut up already! you yelled at me through the whole night I'm not even exaggerating!!! it's now 7 o' clock time for school!!!" numbuh 2 had been never to patient but he really try's when it came to numbuh 3 just so he wouldn't get his but kicked by his buddy he knew that he would do any thing for her even if it meant killing him "guys it's time to go grab your back packs and home work and lets leave!!!!!" numbuh 5 had heard...

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Operation: T.E.X.A.S. Chapter 2 Friends To The Rescue!

posted by taismo723

"OUCH!"
"If you shove me again, I'll spank the crap out of you!"
"SHUT UP!!!"
Sectors V, Q, and David and Christian of SV had all gathered in Sector V's S.C.A.M.P.E.R. It was a long ride from Arizona to Texas, but hey, what're friends for?
"If you guys don't stop fighting, I will turn this thing around!" Hoagie screamed. Minerva stuck her tongue out and shoved Val again.
"Hey!" Val yelled. "I warned you!" Val leaped toward Minerva. But Minerva, like her father, was quick and moved away before Val could spank her. Kiki had enough.
"Alright guys, this is MY mission and I can shove all of you...

Operation: F.R.I.G.H.T. (Freaky Ritual Is Gonna Happen Tonight) Ch. 7

posted by kndkid96

Kacey exited Beth Hansen's house, laughing triumphantly. The little smart mouth finally got what she deserved. She gingerly rubbed her palm.
"I think I might have smacked her a LIIIIIIIIIITTLE too hard." she thought. She took out her list.
"Ok, now I gotta get....." her finger scrolled down the list, "....Taylor Booth." She smiled....then groaned.
"She lives in that HUGE house on the other side town! I'm NOT flying that far!"
She snapped her fingers, remembering the other way to get to her house. She threw her cape over her face, and disappered in a cloud of purple smoke. She appeared in front...

Operation: F.R.I.G.H.T. (Freaky Ritual Is Gonna Happen Tonight) Ch. 6

posted by kndkid96

"HEY! Careful! That's my shot arm!" Kuki yelped at Hoagie.
He let out an apologetic grunt.
The newly "monster-ified" members of Sector V and Q had just come through a portal from Spooksylvania that lead to their town. Now all they had to do is find some kids to assimilate.
Valentina and Maddy were near the back having a bit of an argument.
"Werewolves are the best! We have superior hunting abilities. AND we make perfect pets!"
"Verevolfs? As pets? HA! Vampires are FAR more superior! Ve can hypnotize people to vhatever ve desire!"
"Werewolves!"
"Vampires!"
"WEREWOLVES!!"
"VAMPIRES!!"
Abby grabbed both...

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Operation: G.R.A.D.E. (Greatest Rivals Attend Daily Education) Chapter 1 The Phone Call

posted by taismo723

9:45 was what the clock said.
Man, school started EARLY. 8:45 is VERY early. No kid should suffer that kind of abuse. But every kid at Sierra Verde School did. Kacey slumped in her seat next to Kristin, Ian, and Sam. Nothing was worse than being surrounded by morons. Except Kristin, she was nice. Sam was weird. He made strange noises with his throat. And then there was Ian. Nothing could describe his weirdness. He was just, weird. Then, the phone rang. Mr. Yorke picked it up. Kacey knew something was up, so she tried her best to listen. Mr. Yorke sighed.
"Class!" He shouted. Everyone shut up....

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It Sure Is A Small World! Chapter 3 No Hero Is Complete Without A Villain

posted by taismo723

"Ugh! Anymore Ice Cream and I'll explode. You'll have to hose me off the walls." Kacey said. Her wallet was empty. (Except for her Library Card, Knott's Berry Farm Card, I.D. Card etc.) They had eaten tons of Ice Cream. Wally and Kuki had passed out a while ago, Megan and Kiki were on the edge of passing out, and Hoagie and Abby were still going strong. Kacey reached for Toby, but he had laid on his stomach covered in Vanilla Ice Cream. (He couldn't have anything with Chocolate, if you know anything about Dogs)
"Hey, we should... y'know.... go to sleep..." Kiki said rolling onto the floor....

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It Sure Is A Small World! Chapter 2 7 1/2 Heroes Rise

posted by taismo723

After finding out about Hoagie's shape shifting (He turned into a burger 3 times cuz he was hungry), Megan's invisibility (They couldn't find her for 10 minutes), and Kuki's Super Cuteness (Wally was drooling more than normal), they had decided that the Quantonium had entirely effected them. Also, Toby was floating too. They decided to head to the city.
"Are we there yet?" Wally asked. They had been walking for miles. (Well, Kacey and Toby were flying)
"Negatory." said a very peeved Kiki. All of the talking annoyed her now enlarged brain.
"How about now?" Wally asked.
"No!" Megan shouted. When...

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Operation: S.K.Y.L.I.N.E. (Super Kool Youngsters Lounge In New Environment) Ch. 4

posted by kndkid96

Kacey gasped for breath as she reached the top of Clifton Hill. There were a group of younger kids crying,
"I want 'Sugar Mountain' back!"
When she asked what had happened, they pointed to a big hole and a trail of candy. This could only mean one thing: Stickybeard. She called Abby on her KN-communicator.
"Numbuh 5's kinda busy right now, Kacey! What do ya want?"
"Busy?"
"Yeah! With Stickybeard! Try callin' your cousin! Maybe he can help!"
She chuckled nervously.
"I'll find someone! Don't worry!" She quickly hung up and called Hoagie.
"Mmmmmmmphmgubwalgdjfb34waqz!"
"Hoagie, swallow you food first....

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The Creepiness of a Carnival A KND Special Chapter 1

posted by taismo723

Wally woke up. He looked around. His room, the biggest of them all, was empty except for a pillow, a blanket and himself. He managed to get up and walk into the Living Room. Everyone else was dressed and ready. The doorbell rang. It was Numbuh 8. She smiled. Then frowned at Wally. Kuki was wearing something strange. A Clowin' Around Rainbow Monkey T-Shirt. A Clown Baseball Cap and had her Clowin' Around Rainbow Monkey in hand.
"Why are you all dressed? It's Saturday. No mission day." Wally said. His cousin Kacey wasn't amused.
"Wally, the carnival's in town. We're going. Today. On Saturday....

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The Humanized Versions of Sooty, Sweep and Soo in Codename: Kids Next Door (2002) Style

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Demotivational KND Posters

added by kndluva

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Demotivational KND Posters

added by kndluva

Source: Random Peeps

Operation: C.H.A.N.G.E. Chapter 5

posted by taismo723

Wally's changing process (I did not draw this pic)

Everyone’s jobs were done. The decorations were up. The food was laid out. The music was picked. The party favors were hidden. Everything looked great. Except for one thing. The guests hadn’t arrived.
“Oh come on!” Kiki yelled. She stomped on the floor. She, Megan, and Kacey didn’t have dates. They were going as a group. Yet, Kiki was mad. No guests meant no ice cream.
“Hmm… maybe they’re late?” Megan asked.
“If they were late, SOME kids would’ve shown up.” Kacey said. She checked her watch. 20 minutes later, every guest showed up.
“UM?” Abby asked.
“We stopped...

Operation: B.A.B.Y.S.I.T. (Babysitting Aggrivatingly Bratty Youngsters Sure Is Tiring) Ch. 1

posted by kndkid96

"It's terrible!" Kuki shrieked.
"It's unimaginable!" Kacey cried.
"It's so worth the $125!" Kiki squealed.

For most teens, having to babysit on a Friday night isn't very fun; no matter how much they'd get paid. Kiki, however, couldn't wait to start the job. She had made a deal with a certain villain last week to watch his daughter. After a lot of bartering and a couple of threats, Kiki agreed to watch Val...for $100. Then, over the week, she was approached by Hoagie's mom who offered to pay her 8 bucks to watch Tommy. Then Kuki's parents who offered to pay her 10 bucks to watch Mushi. Then by...

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Happy Halloween, Kids Next Door! Chapter 7

posted by kndkid96

Megan was lying in the middle of the basement of the old, haunted, and supposedly abandoned Johnson house. Why? Well....

Here's what had happened earlier: Now normally, a kid wouldn't have gotten past the doorway to a haunted house (becuase, in this case, there were bowls of candy left on the porch and a sign that said "Take ONE"), but the old Johnson house had a sign that read "Candy Inside. Come in...if you dare". Megan always took the phrase "if you dare" as a personal challenge. When she walked in, she expected to see a table with a bowl of candy and someone, most likely a teenager, dressed...