"AW!!! VAT DO YOU MEAN DA BLOOD BANK IS CLOSED!" Kiki moaned.
"Yeah, it's only 11:30..." KAcey sarcasticaly sneered with an eyeroll.
They let the words set in for a moment.
"WAIT, 11:30!!!!?????!!!! HOLY SHIZ-NIT!!!!!!"" they said simitainiously.
"Ok, we need a plan...." Kacey announced.
"Um.... um... I've gotten noting."
"Noting?"
"Transilivanians can't make the 'th' sound."
"Then how did you just make it?"
"I... I don't know. It's like my Kiki side came out vor a second. When it comes to vampiers, I'm an exspert. Or at least, I was..."
Kacey thought. And thought. And thought. And... *BING BING!*
"THAT'S IT!"
"What's it?"
"Not all of our brains would be coustume-ified during the spell. If they were, we wouldn't have any memories of who we were, we wouldn't look the same, and we couldn't sometimes act the same."
"What do you mean?"
"Well, Megan was still protective over her sister, Most of us just look the same but with different personalitys. And I still think the same, even though I look like Wally, DESPITE THE SPELL!"
"VELL THATS ALL VINE AND DANDY! BUT WHAT THE *bleepity bleppity bleep bleep* ARE WE GONNA DO!" (this species of Kiki get mad if they have to wait a boring long time for somthing. I saw it on TV)
"Why did you just say bleepity bleepity bleep bleep?"
"BECAUSE WE CAN'T SAY ANY HARD CORE SWEARS IN THIS STORY."
"Ok, forget this, let's get back to the soultion."
"OK. So how are gonna you tis information?"
"Well, if we can activate that small part of the brain, it should take over."
"That is the smartest thing that has ever come out of Wally's mouth."
"I know right?"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
They waited for a few moments.
"Are you sure they're coming?" asked Kacey.
"Absouluty. I haf sent da message readin: Come to graveyard and recieve sweet su-prise."
"Your Transelvanian accent is getting thicker!"
"And you're geetin' shorter!"
Luckily, within the next 3 minutes, everyone had arrived.
"WHERE IS THE CANDY.?" Val ordered. "GIVE ME THE CANDY OR FACE MY SERVANT."
"I'M A WARRIOR, NOT A SERVANT." Christian moaned.
"Ok, I hope this works." Kacey prayed.
In turn, they each spoke with the operatives.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
To Hoagie and Megan:
"Hey, does anybody know when the first airplane was invented?
"Well duh, it was is 1903."
"Yeah, by the Wright Brothers. Original designs by Lenardo Davinci."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
To Kuki, Val, Kiki, Minerva, and Maddy.:
"Hmmm, I got a stain on my Rainbow Monkey."
"OOOH, apply stain remover directly to the area..."
"...put it in the wash for one pre-wrinse.."
"...remember to air dry.."
"... and use only flower scented fabric softener!"
"Giving it a hug afterward helps too."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
To Wally, David, and Christian:
"WHO WANTS TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES?"
"ME!"
"ME!"
"ME! I'LL GET THE CHHEESE PUFFS AND MOUNTAIN DEW!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`
To Kacey and Abby:
"When leading your sector into a top-secret mission, the first thing you should do is...?"
"Scope out the situation. You have to know which villain you're facing to know what kind of kick-butt weapons to bring. That way the plan doesn't get screwed up and it all goes to H-E-double hocky sticks."
"Yeah, nobody should get hurt unda' Numbuh 5's watch. You need ta' have a defiante good escape plan, too."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`
That smoke started to form again. It swirled and wrapped itself around all the operatives. When it faded away, everone was normal. Or, as normal as these kids get. Whe Kiki was transformed, Joey returned to his normal baby self.
Wally got a look in his eyes.
"Let's go get a certain old lady...." he growled.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The witch's eyes went wide as the children ran up through the house.
"HOW DID YOU ESCAPE MY SPELL!?!" she screamed.
"Somthing you don't have. Brain power." Minerva smirked.
"How dare you..." the elderly woman gasped.
SHe smirked evily.
"Oh well, maybe a bigger spell will do the trick. What if I costumed the whole country?"
"But it's midnight!" Kiki gasped. "Every kid in the tri-state area dosen't have school tommarow, so they're all still going to be at costume parties and late night trick-or treating right now!"
The witch started to do the chant again.
"Eye of newt, and toxic..."
Kacey interrupted.
"Hey old bag, I've got a few words for you. KIDS NEXT DOOR, BATTLESTATIONS!"
Wally and Christian tackled her, and Val, Maddy, Minerva, and David pinned her down. Hoagie grabbed the stick, and Abby oppened the window so he could throw it into the street, where it got run over by a car. Kuki gagged her mouth with a scarf she found, while Kiki tied her hands and feet together with some spair rope.
Kacey turned to Megan.
"Hey, did you bring any of your new weapons?"
"When don't I?" Megan giggled.
She reached inside her black back-pack and unveiled the new...
S.P.E.C.S.-T.A.C.U.L.A.R.S.
S.uper
P.erfect
E.lectricly
C.ircited
S.pecs
|
T.ottaly
A.ttack
C.ooly
U.under
L.ittle
A.nd
R.ubenesque
S.tress
They were a pair of bright green glasses with "KND" painted in red on the sides. There were small, almost un-noticeable (unless upclose) buttons on the bridge, frame, above the glass, and on either sides next to the "KND"s.
"New high-tech glasses, used for undercover school missions. Has X-ray, spy-camera, GPS for missing operatives, and lazers..." Megan stated
"Wait, what did you say?"
"Spy-camera?"
"No, after that."
"Lazers?"
"You put high powered lazers in a kids weapon?"
"Yep, pretty much. They can either stun a person to sleep for 18 hours, or burn through solid steel."
"GIMME!"
Kacey snatched the glasses out of her hand and took off her own. She placed the gadget on. The frames sorted, changed, and melted untill they were a perfect fit.
"Sweeeeet..." Kacey said in awe.
Megan grinned. "Press the left side for stun."
Kacey aimed it at the witch.
*BZZZZZZZZZ!*
"YOWWW!" she yelled through the gag.
"ooooooh, maybe it was the right side..." Megan grimiced.
*ZAP!*
The Witch lay passed out.
"Isn't she gonna come after us?" Kuki worried
Megan shook her head. "Don't worry, the lazer stuns brain cells. She won't remeber anything that's happpened tonight."
Kacey removed the S.P.E.C.S.-T.A.C.U.LA.R.S. and handed them back to Megan. She slid her old glasses back on.
"Aw man, now we ain't gonna get any candy." Numbuh 5 moaned.
"It's nearly one in the morning. Trick-Or-treating is gonna be long over by now." David sighed.
Kacey shrugged. "Come on guys, let's go tell the cashires at Wall Mart that we're orphans and need candy to pay of some debts."
Everyone agreed and took off.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~```
Aparently, the cashires at WalMart (no offense) were PRETTY stupid. They each had about three of those big sacks of assorted candies. Kiki managed to eat through one of the sacks already on the S.C.A.M.P.E.R. ride back to Sector V. She had chocolate smeared on her face and was talking gibberish about unicorns. Ah, good times...
The boys and Kacey were trying to see if they could trade away the cruddy candies (I'm talking to you, Red Hots and Dots). Kuki was showing of her new Halloween Rainbow Monkeys to the younger operatives. Kiki had invited over Chris and Abby was trying to exsplain to him exactly what had happened that night. Hoagie was trying once again to hit on Megan (He dosen't learn, does he?).
"I know it's a little early for mistletoe, but..." he started.
"Bug off before I make sure you eat your candy through a straw for a week."
He sighed. "Fine, I give up."
"What did you say?"
"I give up. It's useless."
She rolled her eyes. "Finally."
A very sad look apeared on his face. Numbuh 1000 started to feel guilty.
"Hm, you know I hate to see people sad." Megan announced.
"He shrugged and continued to listlessly organize his candy.
"I think you need a pick me up." she concluded.
And with that, she planted a huge kiss, straight on the lips.
He didn't say anything, His eyes just went wide, and his mouth formed a large "O".
Maddy shook her head. "Alright, it's official. This night is the wierdest ever!"
Kiki was still buzzing. "JUST THE WAY I LIKE IT.... OOH, SHINY!"
The End.
"Yeah, it's only 11:30..." KAcey sarcasticaly sneered with an eyeroll.
They let the words set in for a moment.
"WAIT, 11:30!!!!?????!!!! HOLY SHIZ-NIT!!!!!!"" they said simitainiously.
"Ok, we need a plan...." Kacey announced.
"Um.... um... I've gotten noting."
"Noting?"
"Transilivanians can't make the 'th' sound."
"Then how did you just make it?"
"I... I don't know. It's like my Kiki side came out vor a second. When it comes to vampiers, I'm an exspert. Or at least, I was..."
Kacey thought. And thought. And thought. And... *BING BING!*
"THAT'S IT!"
"What's it?"
"Not all of our brains would be coustume-ified during the spell. If they were, we wouldn't have any memories of who we were, we wouldn't look the same, and we couldn't sometimes act the same."
"What do you mean?"
"Well, Megan was still protective over her sister, Most of us just look the same but with different personalitys. And I still think the same, even though I look like Wally, DESPITE THE SPELL!"
"VELL THATS ALL VINE AND DANDY! BUT WHAT THE *bleepity bleppity bleep bleep* ARE WE GONNA DO!" (this species of Kiki get mad if they have to wait a boring long time for somthing. I saw it on TV)
"Why did you just say bleepity bleepity bleep bleep?"
"BECAUSE WE CAN'T SAY ANY HARD CORE SWEARS IN THIS STORY."
"Ok, forget this, let's get back to the soultion."
"OK. So how are gonna you tis information?"
"Well, if we can activate that small part of the brain, it should take over."
"That is the smartest thing that has ever come out of Wally's mouth."
"I know right?"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
They waited for a few moments.
"Are you sure they're coming?" asked Kacey.
"Absouluty. I haf sent da message readin: Come to graveyard and recieve sweet su-prise."
"Your Transelvanian accent is getting thicker!"
"And you're geetin' shorter!"
Luckily, within the next 3 minutes, everyone had arrived.
"WHERE IS THE CANDY.?" Val ordered. "GIVE ME THE CANDY OR FACE MY SERVANT."
"I'M A WARRIOR, NOT A SERVANT." Christian moaned.
"Ok, I hope this works." Kacey prayed.
In turn, they each spoke with the operatives.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
To Hoagie and Megan:
"Hey, does anybody know when the first airplane was invented?
"Well duh, it was is 1903."
"Yeah, by the Wright Brothers. Original designs by Lenardo Davinci."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
To Kuki, Val, Kiki, Minerva, and Maddy.:
"Hmmm, I got a stain on my Rainbow Monkey."
"OOOH, apply stain remover directly to the area..."
"...put it in the wash for one pre-wrinse.."
"...remember to air dry.."
"... and use only flower scented fabric softener!"
"Giving it a hug afterward helps too."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
To Wally, David, and Christian:
"WHO WANTS TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES?"
"ME!"
"ME!"
"ME! I'LL GET THE CHHEESE PUFFS AND MOUNTAIN DEW!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`
To Kacey and Abby:
"When leading your sector into a top-secret mission, the first thing you should do is...?"
"Scope out the situation. You have to know which villain you're facing to know what kind of kick-butt weapons to bring. That way the plan doesn't get screwed up and it all goes to H-E-double hocky sticks."
"Yeah, nobody should get hurt unda' Numbuh 5's watch. You need ta' have a defiante good escape plan, too."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`
That smoke started to form again. It swirled and wrapped itself around all the operatives. When it faded away, everone was normal. Or, as normal as these kids get. Whe Kiki was transformed, Joey returned to his normal baby self.
Wally got a look in his eyes.
"Let's go get a certain old lady...." he growled.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The witch's eyes went wide as the children ran up through the house.
"HOW DID YOU ESCAPE MY SPELL!?!" she screamed.
"Somthing you don't have. Brain power." Minerva smirked.
"How dare you..." the elderly woman gasped.
SHe smirked evily.
"Oh well, maybe a bigger spell will do the trick. What if I costumed the whole country?"
"But it's midnight!" Kiki gasped. "Every kid in the tri-state area dosen't have school tommarow, so they're all still going to be at costume parties and late night trick-or treating right now!"
The witch started to do the chant again.
"Eye of newt, and toxic..."
Kacey interrupted.
"Hey old bag, I've got a few words for you. KIDS NEXT DOOR, BATTLESTATIONS!"
Wally and Christian tackled her, and Val, Maddy, Minerva, and David pinned her down. Hoagie grabbed the stick, and Abby oppened the window so he could throw it into the street, where it got run over by a car. Kuki gagged her mouth with a scarf she found, while Kiki tied her hands and feet together with some spair rope.
Kacey turned to Megan.
"Hey, did you bring any of your new weapons?"
"When don't I?" Megan giggled.
She reached inside her black back-pack and unveiled the new...
S.P.E.C.S.-T.A.C.U.L.A.R.S.
S.uper
P.erfect
E.lectricly
C.ircited
S.pecs
|
T.ottaly
A.ttack
C.ooly
U.under
L.ittle
A.nd
R.ubenesque
S.tress
They were a pair of bright green glasses with "KND" painted in red on the sides. There were small, almost un-noticeable (unless upclose) buttons on the bridge, frame, above the glass, and on either sides next to the "KND"s.
"New high-tech glasses, used for undercover school missions. Has X-ray, spy-camera, GPS for missing operatives, and lazers..." Megan stated
"Wait, what did you say?"
"Spy-camera?"
"No, after that."
"Lazers?"
"You put high powered lazers in a kids weapon?"
"Yep, pretty much. They can either stun a person to sleep for 18 hours, or burn through solid steel."
"GIMME!"
Kacey snatched the glasses out of her hand and took off her own. She placed the gadget on. The frames sorted, changed, and melted untill they were a perfect fit.
"Sweeeeet..." Kacey said in awe.
Megan grinned. "Press the left side for stun."
Kacey aimed it at the witch.
*BZZZZZZZZZ!*
"YOWWW!" she yelled through the gag.
"ooooooh, maybe it was the right side..." Megan grimiced.
*ZAP!*
The Witch lay passed out.
"Isn't she gonna come after us?" Kuki worried
Megan shook her head. "Don't worry, the lazer stuns brain cells. She won't remeber anything that's happpened tonight."
Kacey removed the S.P.E.C.S.-T.A.C.U.LA.R.S. and handed them back to Megan. She slid her old glasses back on.
"Aw man, now we ain't gonna get any candy." Numbuh 5 moaned.
"It's nearly one in the morning. Trick-Or-treating is gonna be long over by now." David sighed.
Kacey shrugged. "Come on guys, let's go tell the cashires at Wall Mart that we're orphans and need candy to pay of some debts."
Everyone agreed and took off.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~```
Aparently, the cashires at WalMart (no offense) were PRETTY stupid. They each had about three of those big sacks of assorted candies. Kiki managed to eat through one of the sacks already on the S.C.A.M.P.E.R. ride back to Sector V. She had chocolate smeared on her face and was talking gibberish about unicorns. Ah, good times...
The boys and Kacey were trying to see if they could trade away the cruddy candies (I'm talking to you, Red Hots and Dots). Kuki was showing of her new Halloween Rainbow Monkeys to the younger operatives. Kiki had invited over Chris and Abby was trying to exsplain to him exactly what had happened that night. Hoagie was trying once again to hit on Megan (He dosen't learn, does he?).
"I know it's a little early for mistletoe, but..." he started.
"Bug off before I make sure you eat your candy through a straw for a week."
He sighed. "Fine, I give up."
"What did you say?"
"I give up. It's useless."
She rolled her eyes. "Finally."
A very sad look apeared on his face. Numbuh 1000 started to feel guilty.
"Hm, you know I hate to see people sad." Megan announced.
"He shrugged and continued to listlessly organize his candy.
"I think you need a pick me up." she concluded.
And with that, she planted a huge kiss, straight on the lips.
He didn't say anything, His eyes just went wide, and his mouth formed a large "O".
Maddy shook her head. "Alright, it's official. This night is the wierdest ever!"
Kiki was still buzzing. "JUST THE WAY I LIKE IT.... OOH, SHINY!"
The End.
Your best subject in school is:
A.Literature.Im great at telling stories!
B.Science.Just call me the dork.
C.Art!Im an artist!
D.School?equals q right?
E.History.Don't touch my reports there amazing!
Out of these which sounds like the most fun:
A.A mission for the knd!
B.Flying a plane.
C.Playing with a million dolls at the same time!
D.Doge ball!
E.Eating a lot of candy.
Which best describes you?
A.a leader a kid of action whos not going to let some adult push them around!
B.A dorky funny kid with good brains.
C.A bubbly giggly kid with a hot temper.
D.A tough kid not to bright but tough!
E.A smart candy obsessed kid.
What kind of things do you read?
A.A good book.
B.Comics.
C.a fairy tale.
D.Ha!you'll never catch me reading!
E.Magazines.
below write your score for them and I'll tell you what you got
A.Literature.Im great at telling stories!
B.Science.Just call me the dork.
C.Art!Im an artist!
D.School?equals q right?
E.History.Don't touch my reports there amazing!
Out of these which sounds like the most fun:
A.A mission for the knd!
B.Flying a plane.
C.Playing with a million dolls at the same time!
D.Doge ball!
E.Eating a lot of candy.
Which best describes you?
A.a leader a kid of action whos not going to let some adult push them around!
B.A dorky funny kid with good brains.
C.A bubbly giggly kid with a hot temper.
D.A tough kid not to bright but tough!
E.A smart candy obsessed kid.
What kind of things do you read?
A.A good book.
B.Comics.
C.a fairy tale.
D.Ha!you'll never catch me reading!
E.Magazines.
below write your score for them and I'll tell you what you got
Incoming signle...
Greetings ladies and gents (I think boys accidentaly wander onto this site once in a while). My issue here is that when my KND of Oz whatever story is over(don't worry, there is still plenty left), I am fresh out of ideas to write the next one. I know, it's a sign of the end of the world. Comment what you REALLY want me to write, or new characters you want me to put in, or whatever. I need your guy's help. Anyway, your guy's ideas are usaly beter than mine, so syphon off whatever you can. Pretty please?
...Signle interrupted
Greetings ladies and gents (I think boys accidentaly wander onto this site once in a while). My issue here is that when my KND of Oz whatever story is over(don't worry, there is still plenty left), I am fresh out of ideas to write the next one. I know, it's a sign of the end of the world. Comment what you REALLY want me to write, or new characters you want me to put in, or whatever. I need your guy's help. Anyway, your guy's ideas are usaly beter than mine, so syphon off whatever you can. Pretty please?
...Signle interrupted
