Codename: Kids Next Door Article: Operation: D.I.N.E. (Dinner Is 'Nother catastrophE) Ch. 1: The Invitation

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Operation: D.I.N.E. (Dinner Is 'Nother catastrophE) Ch. 1: The Invitation

posted by kndkid96

"Give back my 'Tea Party Time' Rainbow Monkey, Wally!!" Kuki yelled as she chased the boy throughout the treehouse.
"NEVER!" he chuckled, "Not until you uninvite me!!"
She growled and tackled him...unfortunatly, they were right by the stairs, and ended up rolling outside. Kacey and Kiki (both still in their PJs) were outside by the mailbox talking. Kiki pointed at the two fighting kids.
"Do I WANNA know?" she asked.
"Probably not." Kacey answered.
She sighed and grabbed Wally by his collar. Kiki snatched the Rainbow Monkey from Wally and gave it back to Kuki. Kacey let go off Wally, who landed on the ground.
"How do you do that?!" he asked.
"I have middle school power." Kacey answered.
"I have high school power." Kiki added.
Wally rolled his eyes.
"C'mon. Let's go inside. I'm hungry and Kiki wants to watch TV."
"Yeah! I don't get the Rainbow Monkey channel at my house!"
Kuki gasped.
"You poor thing!"
"I know!"
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"K, let's see...'Mission Report' notice, 'Mission Report' notice, big sparkly important-looking invitation...."
"WAIT! What invitation?" Kiki asked.
"Let's see...", Kacey the envelope open, and out popped a purple (and extremely sparkly) invitation.
"What's it say?"
Everyone started gathering around.
Kacey started reading it aloud.
"Dear Sector Leader- that's ME!- your sector has shown remarkable actions over this past year. Therefore, we invite you to a formal dinner in your honor on July 18th, 2011. Great work!
Signed, The Head Members Of The KND"
Everyone cheered. All except Kiki, who pouted.
"No fair! My sector did just as much work as you guys!"
Then, her KN-communticator rang.
"Hold on, I gotta take this. Hey Megan...Yeah?.....hold on, say that again....ok...ok....SQUEEEEEEEEE!....ok. Great! I'll talk to you later."
"What was that about?" Abby asked, rubbing her temples from the high-pitched "SQUEE!!" moments ago.
"Guess who's Sector got invited to that dinner thing!"
"UMMMMMMM......" Wally pondered. "Sector R?"
Kacey facepalmed.
"No, you twit! Mine!" Kiki squealed.
"YEY FOR KIKI!" Kacey added.
"Wait, wait, wait. This is a FORMAL dinner?" Hoagie asked.
"Yeah.....? Why?" Kuki answered.
"You know what that means, right?"
"Of course! Fancy ice sculptures, fancy punch, stuff like that!" Val answered.
"AND fancy attire. That means we have to dress up. Dresses for girls, tuxs for boys. The works."
Kacey, Kiki, and Abby all groaned. Dresses weren't theirthing.
"AND fancy manners." Minerva added. "I've been to a fancy dinner before, and I had to be polite, not put my elbows on the table, blah, blah,blah..."
Everyone groaned loudly.
"We can't do that! That's not good for our image!" Wally whined.
"True dat." Kacey added.
"So, what are we going to do?"
Suddenly, a piece of paper slipped under the door.
"Wally, go get that."
"But-"
"NOW.
He handed Kacey the paper.
"What's it say?"
"Need to learn manners fast? Come to Mr. Manner's Social Graces class July 12-18th. Open to the public."
Kiki and Wally laughed at the name.
"MR. Manners?!"
"God, that sounds like somethng out of a kid's book!"
Kacey sighed.
"Alright, guys. Cancel all your plans for tonight."
"Why?"
"We've got class to go to."
Everyone groaned. This was NOT gonna be a fun night.

kndluva and taismo723 like this

kndkid96 You know the drill: "Yay"s, more to come, blah blah blah. Comment!

taismo723 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I dun liek dresses. D: This is gonna suck so bad. XD but not the story! Can't wait to see more!!!

kndluva SQUEE! I LOVE DRESSES! But I never wear them, because I'm all dorkly and I look stupid. OH WELL! EPIC STORY!

kndkid96 @Kacey: I know how you feel. SOMETIMES, I like wearing them, but I'd rather stick w/ my jorts and t-shirt @Megan:....Um....see the second part of Kacey's statement XD @Both: Thanks!

amy23000 Um "this is gonna suck" "True Dat" lol niiiice

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Your Typical Whodunit, KND Style! Chapter 2 The Mixture

posted by taismo723

"Just walk away." Kacey said. "We don't wanna piss him off-"
"HI KYLE!" Raleigh yelled.
Kacey slapped her forehead.
"What the-?" Kyle turned around. He saw the three standing there, two bug-eyed, and one waving her hand violently.
"Kyle, we're solving a mystery. Don't bother us." Kacey said. Raleigh remembered about the mystery and ran up to Kyle and questioned him.
"Where were you about a half hour ago?" Raleigh asked in a British accent.
"Um, I was at my house...?" Kyle said. Kacey did the hand gesture to Raleigh telling her to stop.
"Did you rip up the Rainbow Monkeys?" Raleigh asked.
...

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Your Typical Whodunit, KND Style! Chapter 1 The Ripped Rainbow Monkeys

posted by taismo723

"NO!"
The day was normal, Kacey, Raleigh, (Numbuh 16) David, and Christian were all hanging out on the fence by the tree-house.
If you're wondering why David screamed, it's because he saw a squirrel, threw a pebble at it, and missed.
"Dude, it's not the end of the world." Raleigh said.
"Says the girl who has major spaz attacks during class." David argued.
"You're not even IN my class!" Raleigh said.
"Hey, he's not lying." Kacey said.
None of them noticed, but Christian had left.
"Shut up." Raleigh told them.
"Wait, where'd Christian go?" David asked.
All three turned to see Christian walking...

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Operation: S.I.N.G. Chapter 7 The Weird Dooking

posted by taismo723

“Hi, I’m gonna sing the song Just the Way You Are.” Wally said.
Kuki shrieked.
Wally gulped, and then he began:
Oh her eyes, her eyes
Make the stars look like they're not shining
Her hair, her hair
Falls perfectly without her trying
She's so beautiful
And I tell her every day
Yeah I know, I know
When I compliment her
She wont believe me
And its so, its so
Sad to think she don't see what I see
But every time she asks me do I look okay
I say
When I see your face
There's not a thing that I would change
Cause you're amazing
Just the way you are
And when you smile,
The whole world stops and stares for awhile...

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Operation: S.I.N.G. Chapter 4 Megan Gets Mad

posted by taismo723

The note passing day turned into the note passing night. Kuki’s last note was slipped under Wally’s door. He picked it up and read it.
Dear Wally,
    Are you sure? I mean, Sing-A-Song is in a week, and I haven’t even come up with my song! Well, that’s OK. We can talk like this every day! But, it’s getting late and I’m tired. I bet even Kacey’s asleep.
                            Love,
                            Kuki...

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Op.: P.L.A.Y.P.L.A.C.E. (Poor Little Adventureous Youngsters Pursued Let's All Create Escape) Ch. 2

posted by kndkid96

Maddy tugged on her sister's sleeve.
"I wanna go to the kiddie cafe!" she whined.
Val tugged on Kiki's sleeve.
"I wanna go to the playplace!"
Wally tugged on Kacey's sleeve.
"I wanna get out of here!"
Everyone gave him a strange look.
"We just got here!" Kuki said.
"Now you wanna leave? Jeez, how many bowls of 'Crazy Flakes' did YOU have this morning?" Kacey asked.
"Only 2. I'm just getting an uneasy feeling about this place. I have a feeling somethin'- I don't know WHAT, but somethin'- is gonna happen."
"Maybe you're having an anxiety attack." Kiki added.
Val continued to tug on Kiki's sleeve.
"Come...

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Operation: L.I.T.T.L.E? (Listen, Is This The Loathed End?) Chapter 1

posted by taismo723

"I hate television." Kuki said. She had just watched the season finale of 'Rainbow Monkeys Adventure' and they just killed off one of her favorite characters.
"Wow, this show just wants to get like 'Lost'." Kacey said. Kiki nodded. 'Lost' was a strange show that killed off a ton of characters, had weird flash forwards, flash backs, and flash sideways', and made no sense. Yet, it was really popular. Kuki just began to bawl.
"C'mon Kuki." Wally said. "It's not that bad."
"He's right," Megan began. "It's a fictional character." And just like that, the alarm went off.
"MAN, I WAS JUST ABOUT TO...

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Op.: P.L.A.Y.P.L.A.C.E (Poor Little Adventurous Youngsters Pursued Let's All Create Escape) Ch. 1

posted by kndkid96

"Guys, stop! This is madness!" Wally cried.
Kiki raised an eyebrow. "Madness?"
Kacey yelled at the top of her lungs:
"THIS!!! IS!!! CAKE TIME!!!".
She took a knife and cut into the 9-layer cake that everyone helped bake for Abby's birthday. Each layer was a different flavor (which made it even MORE special....and weird-tasting considering the flavors that everyone else picked). Before Abby could take a bite, Maddy stuck a candle into her piece. Kiki lit it.
"Make a wish!" they both chirped.
She thought for a minute. Then smiled and took a deep breath and blew out the candle.
"What's you wish for?"...

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Operation: G.A.M.E. (Going Against Major Enemies) Ch. 8

posted by kndkid96

"KI-KI! KI-KI! KI-KI! KI-KI! KI-KI! KI-KI! KI-KI!" the crowd cheered wildly.
Wally smiled and took a deep breath:
"Coming into the ring is a girl you do NOT wanna tick off! She is known as 'Numbuh 8', the 'Master of Disaster', 'Little Big Girl', 'Countess Prank-U-Lot'....."
Kavey gave her teammate a weird look.
"Seriously? 'Countess Prank-U-Lot'?"
Kiki shrugged, "It sounded cool."
"Put your hands together for: Kikiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii <gasp, gasp gasp> Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick!"
The crowd went ballistic (in a good way)....

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Operation:L.I.E. (L.ittle Indinafying E.mbelishment) Part Three

posted by amy23000

"were you listening? i mean common man! dude you suck for this!!!" kuki was still REALLY mad at numbuh 2 for not wanting to prank people just because she was there "just shut up already! you yelled at me through the whole night I'm not even exaggerating!!! it's now 7 o' clock time for school!!!" numbuh 2 had been never to patient but he really try's when it came to numbuh 3 just so he wouldn't get his but kicked by his buddy he knew that he would do any thing for her even if it meant killing him "guys it's time to go grab your back packs and home work and lets leave!!!!!" numbuh 5 had heard...

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Operation: C.R.U.S.H.E.D. (Cute Romance Unleashes Super Hectic Evil Doings) Chapter 1

posted by taismo723

“TOMMY!” Hoagie yelled from downstairs. “Get your butt down here! We’re going to the tree house!” Tommy shot downstairs like lightning.
“I love it when we go visit your friends, Hoagie!” Tommy said. He adjusted his hat. Then, he and Hoagie left the house.

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“Mushi! If you’re playing with my Rainbow Monkeys I’m not gonna let you come to the tree house with me!” Kuki called. Mushi trudged downstairs. She carried her only Monkey and groaned.
“Will Wally be there?” Mushi asked.
“Of...

Operation: B.A.B.Y.S.I.T. (Babysitting Aggrivatingly Bratty Youngsters Sure Is Tiring) Ch. 3

posted by kndkid96

"Mushi! Tommy! Val and Joey! Where ARE you?!" Kiki called out for what seemed like the billionth time. She was trying really hard not to lose her cool. Kiki grinded her teeth; When she found all 4 kids, she swore she was gonna chew 'em out like there was no tommorow.
"VALENTINA!!! JOEY!!! MUSHI!!!! TOMMY!!! GET YOUR KEISTERS DOWN HERE NOW!!!!!!" she shrieked angrilly. She sighed.
"Woah, Kiki. Calm down. They couldn't have gone THAT far."
Just then, she heard a bunch of giggling coming from Kuki's room. And a really loud "RIP!". She gasped, and bolted down the hall. When she reached the entrance...

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Operation: T.E.X.A.S. Chapter Arrival Time And The End

posted by taismo723

They were only 2 Hours away from Final Destination.
"Hoagie, quit reading off of the GPS." Megan said.
"When are we getting there?" Maddy asked.
"In 2 Hours." Hoagie said.
"She means what time!" David said.
"Oh, 4:00." Hoagie said.
"UGH! I hate waiting!" Minerva said. She threw a tantrum. Val just scoffed.
"It's 2 Hours!" Val said. "Now I'm in range distance. I could just pop there if I wanted to." Then, Val's eyes widened. She lifted her cape. Christian jumped. But he landed right on the spot where Val was. She was gone.
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Operation: T.E.X.A.S. Chapter 2 Friends To The Rescue!

posted by taismo723

"OUCH!"
"If you shove me again, I'll spank the crap out of you!"
"SHUT UP!!!"
Sectors V, Q, and David and Christian of SV had all gathered in Sector V's S.C.A.M.P.E.R. It was a long ride from Arizona to Texas, but hey, what're friends for?
"If you guys don't stop fighting, I will turn this thing around!" Hoagie screamed. Minerva stuck her tongue out and shoved Val again.
"Hey!" Val yelled. "I warned you!" Val leaped toward Minerva. But Minerva, like her father, was quick and moved away before Val could spank her. Kiki had enough.
"Alright guys, this is MY mission and I can shove all of you...

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Operation W.O.O.D.S. (worried opertives operation dangerously scary)

posted by kndluva

''oof!''
''Ow!''
''hey!''
''gimme that!''
Abby made her way through the hectic costume shop, diving, jumping and weaving her way threw frazzled customers, her cowgirl costume hanging limply at one side. It was 1 day until Halloween, and everyone seemed to have lost there minds. With an exasperated gasp, she handed her costume to the cashier.
''That'll be ten fifty.'' The rather bored looking teenage worker said blandly.
Numbuh 5 forked over the money and headed twords the door. Unfortunately, a rather, Ummmmmm, ''big boned'' woman staggered in at the same time. her protruding stomach pressed Abby...

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Operation: V.I.P.E.R. Chapter 5 The Dance Begins

posted by taismo723

The Dance was probably the best dance Sierra Verde had ever held. There was a sweet DJ. There was a disco ball. They even had a colorful dance floor built in the ground! Kacey, David, and Christian arrived. They each let out their own "Whoa." Nearby, they could see Falken getting some punch. Kuki was over on the dance floor waiting for him. She had a pretty pink dress on with ruffled sleeves and on the bottom was ruffled too. Falken returned with some punch. Kuki smiled. She took the punch and drank it. Over on the other side of the Gym, you could see Kiki and Megan talking. Kacey's eyes bulged....

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Operation: L.I.E (L.ittle I.ndignafying E.mbelish)

posted by amy23000

Every one was in the cafeteria eating lunch, but today wasn't like any other day i mean... different-er than any other one. After the school bells ring for the last time for the day. Wally and Hoagie decided to mix up the day instead of going to the tree house but don't leave the school(how sucky ..yet not)and take screws out of teacher chairs and putting cinder blocks and making people trip face-first into 'stuff' on the ground. *RIIIING* "there goes the lunch bell RACE YA TO THE PLAY GROUND!" wally shouted to hoagie but kuki grabbed him by the hood while numbuh 2 was pushing people out of...

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It Sure Is A Small World! Chapter 4 The Battle

posted by taismo723

Everyone froze. There was no movement. Marco stepped forward. Kacey was stuttering, but managed to get out:
"K-k-k- Kids Next Door, B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b- BATTLE STATIONS!" Toby yelped and bit Marco's leg. Marco kicked him away. Kacey caught him just in time. Wally jumped up and tried to rip off Marco's arm. Marco was too strong even for the Quantonium. Megan turned invisible and ran around the room chucking things at Marco. Hoagie, unable to control himself, turned into a cannon. Everyone went bug-eyed. What shot out of the cannon was unspeakable. Ice Cream. Marco yelled in horror at the chilliness...

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Operation: S.K.Y.L.I.N.E. (Super Kool Youngsters Lounge In New Environment) Ch. 4

posted by kndkid96

Kacey gasped for breath as she reached the top of Clifton Hill. There were a group of younger kids crying,
"I want 'Sugar Mountain' back!"
When she asked what had happened, they pointed to a big hole and a trail of candy. This could only mean one thing: Stickybeard. She called Abby on her KN-communicator.
"Numbuh 5's kinda busy right now, Kacey! What do ya want?"
"Busy?"
"Yeah! With Stickybeard! Try callin' your cousin! Maybe he can help!"
She chuckled nervously.
"I'll find someone! Don't worry!" She quickly hung up and called Hoagie.
"Mmmmmmmphmgubwalgdjfb34waqz!"
"Hoagie, swallow you food first....

Operation: S.K.Y.L.I.N.E. (Super Kool Youngsters Lounge In New Environment) Ch. 2

posted by kndkid96

Kacey walked into the room, talking on her iPhone.
"So it's all set? Great! See you in two days!" She hung up.
"Who was that?" Abby asked.
"Numbuh 362. She says that everything is set for the party. Pack your bags guys! We're goin' to Canada!"

Two days went by really fast. On the morning of the trip, Kacey was the first one up.
"Attention everyone!", she shouted into the microphone, "This is Numbuh 7 requesting that all operatives of Sectors Q and V report to the S.C.A.M.P.E.R. NOW! We'll be leavin' in...10 minutes. That is all."
First came Hoagie. Then Maddy and Megan. Then Abby. Then Wally, who...

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Valentines Day Mystery with the KND Part 4

posted by kndluva

As the children hurried Megan's aid, Silently, Madison worked on her bounded hands. With a quick snap, the duct tape tore. A muffled ''help!'' was sounded behind Kiki and Kuki bounds.
''Ummmmmm.... Nah!'' Maddy giggled with a shrug of her shoulders. Suddenly, she cocked her head to the side. What was that noise? Leaving the wriggling two behind, she marched up to level 7.53. Stopping at a alcove at the top of the stairs, she listened to the voices above.
''Man, this was the best plan yet!'' gushed one of the voices.
''By this time tomorrow, they'll be at each others throats!'' laughed another...