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posted by taismo723
"C'mon guys! I don't have all day!" Kacey yelled from her room. She had a bag of Pringles, and was sitting next to her best friends Raleigh, David, Christian, Kiki, Megan, and Storm on her huge couch. Abby and Hoagie were on the floor next to Megan's little sister Maddy, Val, and Minerva.
    Wally was finishing up pouring all the snacks and drinks for everyone. He lost "Bubble Gum, Bubble Gum, in a dish. How many pieces do you wish?" so it was his job.
    Kuki grabbed the Poltergeist DVD's. She put movie one in, and Wally hurried to give everyone what they asked for. Swedish Fish for Kacey, Code Red Mountain Dew for Kiki, Twix Bar for Raleigh, Jawbreakers for David, Cookies for Christian, Twizzlers for Abby, Rainbow Cruchies CHEWZ! for Kuki, Hershey's Cookies and Cream bar for Megan, Chili Dog Flavored chocolate bar for Hoagie, Crazy Core Skittles for Storm (2 packs), and Pretzel M&M's for himself.
    As the movie began, Kacey began to hum the theme song, but Storm elbowed her. Although she wasn't sitting next to Kacey. As the movie went further and further through, Kuki seemed to be getting scared. When the first movie ended, everyone who had already seen it (Kacey {eleventy bamillion times}, Raleigh, Megan) cheered. Then, they started the second one.
    "Who is that guy?" David asked.
    "That's Kane. SHUT UP." Kacey said.
    Later, Christian piped up. "Where are they?"
    "The Other Side, kk?" Kacey said. "NOW SHUT UP."
    In the third one, everyone was asking questions.
    "Why does Kane look different?"
    "Why is the girl chubby?"
    "How did he rot so fast?"
    "SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!" Abby yelled. "I can't think straight with your questions, and the girl on the TV screaming!"
    Finally, it was all over. Kacey and Hoagie set up the sleeping bags. They were color coded.
    Kacey got in her purple one. On one side of her was Raleigh, in a her light green one, and Storm, in her neon green one. David was next to Wally.
    Abby turned off the light, and got in her sleeping bag. All of a sudden, they all fell asleep.
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    Wally was running. He tried to stop, but kept on running. He felt as if something was chasing him. He turned his head around, and hit a rock.
    "Nothing was chasing me?" He said. Then, he was shoved off a cliff. Screaming, Wally fell to his death.
    Or so he thought. Wally was now miniature, and ghost-like. He saw himself sleeping, and saw his dream cloud. "Just like that episode of SpongeBob." Quickly, Wally jumped into the closest dream cloud. David's.
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    David's dream was full of guns, Greek letters, Bionicles, and over in the corner, were two men holding hands. Wally crept closer to where David was. He was yelling at his friends Zak, who through jawbreakers at him. Then, a girl who Wally recognized as Tina, walked up to David. They began to talk, then held hands. The two guys who were holding hands yelled "DOUBLE DATE!"
    "YEY!" David and Tina yelled. "YAOI!"
    "Yaoi?" Wally asked.
    Zak slapped his forehead. "It's BoyxBoy. They obsess over it. That's why they're going out."
    "BoyxBoy?" David and Tina? GOING OUT?!" Wally began to 'lmao'.
    "It's not funny when your best friend always hangs out with his girlfriend." Zak said.
    Wally blushed. "But I kinda always hang out with mine." He smiled. The next thing he knew, he was on the ground.
    "You better not anger your best friend!"
    "She s my best friend. And that didn't hurt at all."
    "Zak! Am I really bothering you?" David asked.
    "Yes. Go on your retarded double yaoi date." Zak left.
    "NOOOOOOOOOO!" David yelled. He looked at Wally. "YOU cost me my best friend!"
    "I thought Christian was--" Wally was stopped.
    "Come here!" David yelled. Wally began to run. Then, he tripped over some sleeping yaoi couples. Angering them, they began chasing him too. Soon, David had a whole army of yaois chasing Wally. Then, a giant albino baby appeared. It gabbed a yaoi person, and ate them.
    "Crap, David. Really?" Wally said. He ran between the baby's legs, and the baby tried to sit on him. Instead, it sat on David's army. But David and Tina were still running.
    "You'll never get away with making my boyfriend's best friend leave, midget!" Tina yelled.
    Wally stopped. He let David and Tina catch up to him.
    "What did I ever do to you?" David asked.
    Wally smiled, then, from behind, came the albino baby and the yaoi team. David snickered.
    The albino baby picked up Wally. It shook him up and down. Storm clouds rolled out, and everything rewound.
    "YAOI! YEY!" David yelled. "Come with us, Wally."
    "You don't wanna kill me??" Wally asked.
    "Why would we want to kill you?" Tina asked. "You're adorable!"
    "Uh, I have a girlfriend..." Wally said.
    "Come on!" David pulled Wally along.
    "Ugh can I just wait or something?"
    Yaoi couples surrounded Wally. Then, David smirked.
    "Join us, Wally. We have cookies." They all said in unison.
    "NOW! YOAI IS RETARDED!" Wally screamed.
    All of a sudden, fire began to burn in a circle surrounding everyone. Wally had no way out.
    "JOIN US. NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
    Wally refused. That did it. The walls of the dream began to melt, Tina began to disappear. The yaoi couples screamed in pain as the vanished.
    "WALLY! QUIT MESSING WITH MY DREAM!" David yelled.
    Wally began to fall. David's dream cloud vanished, and he woke up.
    "Ugh, retard Wally." David put his head down and went back to sleep.
    "That was close." Wally said. He looked up at his real self. Then, he saw who was lying next to him.
    Kuki.
    Wally climbed over himself, then on to Kuki. He tried to jump into her dream cloud but it was too high. "Mother fricker..." Then, he jumped off her nose. When he landed in her dream, he immediately regretted coming here.
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The basics of KND in ABC form
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posted by amy23000
the lights were dark...all is you could see was the light from the stage.. until they went out... then suddenly, a shrill high pitched scream could be heard through out the seats and behind the curtain...its like some one was screaming 'bloody murder' except-they were
------earlier that week-------
"AAAAH" every one in the tree house that belonged to sector v and like a second tree house to sector q went silent then completely ballistic running from the spot-they had heard kuki screaming
"whats wrong?" kacey said with shock every one was thinking it but didnt wanna say it plus some were to busy...
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"Status report, guys." Kacey said half an hour later.
Kiki caught her breath.
"Zip. Nada. Nothin'." she said.
"Dang it. What about you, Val?"
She smiled.
"I found another quarter!" she squealed.
Both older operatives did a facepalm.
"THIS IS SERIOUS!" Kacey shouted.
"We've got aproximatley...." Kiki looked at her watch. "...an hour and a half to get Wally into that operating room before all the "kablooey-ness" starts."
"What happens if it DOES go kablooey?" Val asked.
Kiki gulped "He'll get this REALLY bad infection, puke everywhere, and....um.....y'know....go belly up."
Her eyes began watering.
"WHERE...
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"Val! Sweetie!" FangFace yelled. He scared the guards and hugged Val.
"Dad, save it for the house." Val said. The Count let go of his daughter.
"So! Sweetie, what was the problem?" Snaggletooth asked.
"THAT IDIOT SIX-YEAR-OLD WANTED ME TO MARRY HIM!" Val yelled. Kiki smiled.
"VHY? YOU GUYS ARE SIX AND SEVEN!" The Count screamed.
"THAT'S WHAT I SAID!" Val yelled.
"Could we get this love fest over? I kinda wanna go shopping for a new skateboard." Kacey said. Wally nodded.
"Fine, I'll get to the spanking, the crying, and the complaining as soon as I have a talk with the boy." The Count said....
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posted by kndkid96
Kiki sat in her usual study hall seat and put her head down. Last period did NOT go well:

While Mrs. C, the science teacher, was instructing the class how to get their specimens onto their slides, Wally- being the major putz he is- kept making the 10th graders (it's a mixed class) screw up. Just then, the phone rang. Mrs. C. then said she had to run down to the office for 5 minutes. Things then turned to heck in a handbasket. The millisecond the teacher left, one of the 10th graders grabbed Wally by his leg and held him upside down. One of the 9th graders reached into the fish tank and pulled...
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posted by kndkid96
Kacey packed up her suitcases and headed for the hangar. When she was almost about to enter the S.C.A.M.P.E.R., something grabbed her leg. A very upset little vampire.
"But why can't WE go with you?!" Val whined as she clutched Kacey's leg tighter.
"I have middle school power!" she sassed back.
"Oh, yeah. That's right." Wally mumbled.
Val stuck out her bottom lip and tears began to form.
"Nope. Not falling for that crap." Kacey said while she turned her head the other way.
She cried louder.
Kacey covered her ears.
"LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LAAAAA!!!"
Val scowled.
"I'll tell Daddy if you...
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*after school bell just rang by the gym*
"hi guys sorry im late!" kuki said in a guilty-ish type voice "oh its oka-" wally got his hoody yanked by numbuh 2 "what on earth is SHE doing hear?" numbuh 2 was in a state of shock and whispering even though they were far enough away that an elephant couldn't hear them "oh i invited her"wally said innocently "INVITED HER?!?! do you know how much this jeopardizes ALL of our pranks?!?!" "no..." wally thought it would be nice if they pranked all together and kuki was just too nice and that she needed to loosen up "well you should!!!! do you know that...
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Kiki slowly stomped down the block; half asleep, still in her pajamas, and glasses clipped onto her shirt.
"There you are!", said Kacey, "Now, did you grab the monster fighting kits?"
Kiki dug through her backpack.
"I've got your S.P.L.A.N.K.E.R, my G.U.M.Z.O.O.K.A., and Hoagie's V.L.A.M.P.P. Will that work?"
Kacey did a facepalm.
"It's the best I could come up with on short notice. LIVE WITH IT!" she growled.
Kacey snarled back. Kiki backed off a little bit.
"Now, do me a favor, and lead me to the front door, k?" She asked semi-sweetly.
"Why? Can't you do that yourself?"
"Hello! I'm the one with 20/200...
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Kacey returned to the classroom about 5 minutes later. She sat down at her desk. Mr. Yorke had given each kid a sheet of paper. They were supposed to write down what they thought science was. Kristin was half-way done, Ian was still thinking of ideas, and Sam had a pencil up his nose. Kacey began writing. At 1: 15, the kids shared their papers. Kacey wasn't called on until half the class shared. When she was finally called on, Kacey read her paper aloud. On her 3rd of 4th sentence, the fire drill went off. Everyone was startled and raced to the door.
"AttenSHUN!" Mr. Yorke called. Everyone...
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Everyone gasped.
"You mean he....?" Kuki started
"With the kids....?" Wally quivered
"And the 'SMACK! SMACK! SMACK!' and the 'BAD! BAD! BAD!'?" Kacey shuddered.
Kiki shook her head. "Worse! He....are you ready for this?"
Everyone hesistated, but nodded.
"....laughed."
Everyone's eyes grew to the size of dinner plates.
"WHAT?!?!?!?!"
"You heard me!":


"He laughed! Not evilly, though...it was more of a HAPPY laugh. We were all shocked.
'You got me! You actually got me! For a bunch of misbehaving 5th graders, you guys are REALLY smart!'
We all hesitated, but laughed along with him. Then the happy 'you got...
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Robot.
Marco was a robot.
It was all just a scam.
"Alright, you freaks, we know it was you! Show yourselves!" Kacey hollered.
No answer.
"Those idiots think they can fool US?" Wally yelled. Kuki watched him. "If I could get my hands on them, I'D RIP 'EM TO BITS!"
"Why, hello, Kids Next Door. So wonderful for you to destroy our android. We worked so hard on it. If only you could understand why we tricked you." 5 familiar voices said.
Kuki hid behind Wally in fear. She hugged him tight thinking it would solve her problems. Megan had gripped onto Kiki. Kacey just stood there with her S.P.L.A.N.K.E.R...
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After finding out about Hoagie's shape shifting (He turned into a burger 3 times cuz he was hungry), Megan's invisibility (They couldn't find her for 10 minutes), and Kuki's Super Cuteness (Wally was drooling more than normal), they had decided that the Quantonium had entirely effected them. Also, Toby was floating too. They decided to head to the city.
"Are we there yet?" Wally asked. They had been walking for miles. (Well, Kacey and Toby were flying)
"Negatory." said a very peeved Kiki. All of the talking annoyed her now enlarged brain.
"How about now?" Wally asked.
"No!" Megan shouted. When...
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''NO!!! You cant make me!!!!!'' Kacey shouted.
''Its too horrible to even try!!'' hoagie joined in.
it had been 3 days since the first incident, and so far numbahs 3,4, and 5 had disappeared without a trace! Now, it all lay on what they had found in Mushi's cell. It waas evidence, but it was unspeakable. It was horrifyingly dangerous. It was ...................................................Rainbow Monkey Super Happy Fun Time Party Palace.
Numbuh 7 shuddered.
''Come on! Don't you want to save your cousin?'' Pleaded Kiki.
''Well.............''Kacey sighed uncertainly. ''OK, but I you tell anyone...
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