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Canada24 reviews RICK AND MORTY (season 1 episode 1 and 2)

posted by Canada24

I know I said I wasn't gonna review shows anymore.. But I changed my mind for Rick and Morty.

This was one of my most requested reviews I've got.. And from the many clips I seen on youtube, including the screaming sun. I knew I had to watch this. It's all people ever talk about..

I watch the episodes same place I watch all my reviewed shows "watchcartoonsonline".

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Anyway.. So far.. I can't believe I never watched this show. Cause the first two episodes were awesome.. Though also weird.. Which I know is gonna be a common theme.

Like most of us, I like Rick the most. Though the burp running joke can get annoying after a while.

Honestly as a reviewer I have nothing to really add. I like the Freddy Krueger parts. And all the other weird crazy shit..

Defiantely worth watching.. Sorry I have nothing to really say..

Also I like how, in the end, Rick really "does" seem to care.. Just by the way he reacts to the dream verison of Summers.. Or freezing a bully to save Morty..

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BEST OF ALEXMANE:

posted by Canada24

A character from a crossover story, ALEXMANE AND SATEN TWIST ADVENTURES.. Where Derpy is dead, and Saten moves too another city., meeting a friend of Trixie's.. AlexMane (who not so secretly, was attracted too her).

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SCENE 1:

AlexMane: We're breaking up!?

Lily Valey: Well... Yeah, but to be honest, I don't know how you expected me to love you when you so clearly hate everything, and everyone, especially yourself.. I mean, would it kill you to be civil? This is why we're breaking up.

AlexMane: It's nothing to do with me sleeping with your sister?

Lily: WHAT!?

AlexMane:...

CANADA24 REVIEWS CARRIE (sarcastically, as usual)

posted by Canada24

Basically, Carrie, a normal girl. Except she has tele- I don't know. That thing where you move shit with your mind (it's never explained why she has it, you just kind of role with it). experiences her first period as she showers with other girls after gym class (not as sexy as you might think).

Unaware of what is happening to her, Carrie panics and pleads for help. The other girls, rather trying too comfort like normal human beings, begin laughing and bullying her.
Cause, you know, mental breakdowns are hilarious.

The gym teacher breaks up the commotion and attempts to console Carrie, a light...

My film review series Episode 1: SINISTER 2

posted by Canada24

It's hard to get a good sequel these days.

And this one is way better than the sequels to to Jaws and Insidious.

The first one is simple enough. Ethan Hawke plays a true crime novelist who discovers a box with a camera in it. The camera displays snuff films of family's being murdered in fashions that are labeled "jokingly" in the names.
The "joke names" come across as twisted and sadistic (and not in a good way).
Anyway, long story short.
Turns out a evil demon, named Bughuul is behind it all. and Bughuul decides to mess with Hawk's character for a while, by scaring the audience with various jump...

New reviews of Monster and Death Note

posted by Canada24

MONSTER PART 5:

So, watched episodes 11 and 12..
Least something interesting happened again.

I kinda "called it" when the guy was abusing the kid the moment the kid entered the room. Obviously something was wrong.

But these two certainly were intense.. All without anyone actually dying.
It's like that Liam Neeison movie, NON-STOP. It's so intense and action packed. But yet there's little to no actual action sequences.
That movie Prisoners is the same.

Anyway. Lohan certainly is a "interesting" character.
No idea what to make of him.

Though the man crying was kind of brought me mentally down.
But...

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Top ten things you may not know about CANADA24..

posted by Canada24

#1:
KylaIsBack123 and I are secretly dating.. She's was gone for a long while, but now she's back..

#2:
I dislike the Canadian band RUSH..

#3:
I dislike sports (even hockey)..

#4:
I NEVER say "eh", but tease those that do..

#5:
I liked Jason Voorhees BEFORE having liked Freddy Krueger..

#6:
I was the first of my family to watch BIG BANG THEORY. And now we ALL watch it..

#7:
I originally watched my little pony as a JOKE.
Same with South Park..

#8:
The first person I EVER met on Fanpop is called Ecology (I think).
He was GAY actually. But I don't judge. And no, it's NOT why we kinda lost touch..

#9:
As a little boy I was scared of literary ANYTHING.
Now it's the OPPOSITE.
Very little scares me (movie wise at least).

#10:
I found KoRn by ACCIDENT..

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My NEW list of LOVABLE ASSHOLES.. (I include my own characters).

posted by Canada24

#1: SLIM SHADY (the slim shady show).
Slim Shady, (voice by the REAL slim shady, Eminem). Is the title protagonist of a series I'm reviewing.
He shows you his dick, and than he kicks YOURS, and that's just his way of saying "hi".
Guess I'm starting lower my standards, cause this is starting to become HILARIOUS..

#2: SPIKE (Pony Mov).
To this day, Spike is the MAIN reason I watch that thing (Fluttershy is only funny when her TRUE NATURE is revealed).
Anyway, as you remember I have a story about him (calling him Dragonowitch)..

#3: SATEN TWIST (Saten twist adventures).
Due to the maturer content of...

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Top ten villains with disappointing deaths:

posted by Canada24

#1: RAY BULGARLIN:
Yes.. Yes.. I know, I'm obsessed with him a bit.
But after all I mentioned last time, it's no surprise I consider him one of the GREATEST gta villains of all time..
And with said, he should of at least died "fighting" right?
Nope.. Ray, dies as a coward.. Least in MY opinion..
I like Jimmy P's death the best, he died honourably, while Dimitri and Ray both died cowardly.. (though that's rather expected of Dimitri)..

#2: MICHAEL TOWNLEY:
It's bad enough having the OPTION..
After everything Michael did for him, Franklyn has the option of killing him. I never chose it, you feel...

Thomas: Epic WALKING DEAD character..

posted by Canada24

Dose anybody read the orginal Walking Dead comics.

I found them, and knowing my love of the show, decided to buy the first.

And now I recently got the third "Safety behind Bars", and it's still yet to disappoint, I love these books..

Anyway, this isn't really about that, it's about THOMAS a villain in both the comics and the series.

But I like him WAY more in the comics, he's far less practicable.

In the tv series, you know from moment one, Thomas is a bad dude, he has that look about him.
And the cold murder of Big Tiny proved us correct, he was a murderer, nothing more.. And died in disgrace....

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Top 15 greatest video game villains

posted by Canada24

#1: FRANK TOMPENNY - VICE CITY:
Frank Tenpenny is as low as they come. The corrupt cop was Rockstar’s commentary on the scandal-ridden LAPD of the Daryl Gates and Rodney King era. Though cloaked in the colors of the law, Tenpenny’s just as much a criminal as any of the Grove Street Family in San Andreas, and proves to be a formidable enemy for CJ throughout the game. Upon his arrival back in San Andreas, CJ has a run-in with Tenpenny, who instantly gains the upper hand by threatening to frame the ex-gangbanger with the murder of a cop unless he does his bidding. He’s not the enemy you...

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Metallica lyrics

posted by Canada24

Off through the new day's mist, I run!
Out from the new day's mist I, have come!
I hunt, therefore I am, harvest the land, taking of the fallen lamb!

Off through the new day's mist, I run!
Out from the new day's mist I, have come!
We shift, pulsing with the earth, company we keep, roaming the land while you sleep!

SHAPE SHIIIIFT!
nose to the wind
SHAPE SHIIIFT!
feeling I've been
MOVE SHIIIFT!
all senses clean
EARTH's GIFFFT!
back to the meaning.
Back to the meaning of.
LIFE!

Bright is the moon high in, starlight!
Chill is the air cold as steel, tonight!
We shift, call of the wild!
Fear in your eyes!
It's later...

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Top ten Scapegoats:

posted by Canada24

#10: SQUIDWARD TENTICLES:
Many episodes focus on Squidward doing next to nothing antagonistic but still suffer from being maimed, tormented, or even having his hopes and dreams squashed. These episodes have been coined by MoBrosStudios as Squidward Torture Porns..

#9: HARRY AND MARV:
Harry Lime and Marv Merchants aka The Wet Bandits, and the Sticky Bandits, or simply known as Harry and Marv, are the main antagonists of the first two Home Alone films. They are robbers who rob money and cash, but are also very bad at their job..

#8: MEG GRIFFIN:
She is typically described as a living doormat and...

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Fanfiction SUCKS

posted by Canada24

I originally left Alpha and Omega fan fiction.
To get away from the fighting, the trolling, the porn, the betraying, the incest, and the paranoia.

But..

What do you know.

My little pony brought me WAIT back into it.

The fighting, the trolling, the porn, the betraying, the incest, and the paranoia.
My little pony ain't no fuckin better here.

And for BOTH Alpha and Omega and My little Pony, it's the fandom's I care for.
Not the things themselves, there not even that good anymore.

But, hey.. You get use to things I guess.

Only place that seems safe is Grand Theft Auto.
So sticking to those for now..

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Top ten most honourable deaths..

posted by Canada24

#10: UNCLE: (Red Dead Redemption):
Uncle, in his own way, can be viewed as seeking redemption from his life of petty crime by working on the Marston ranch. This parallels the decisions of John and Abigail to leave the Van der Linde gang and lead a normal life.
And in the end he seeked it by sacrificing his life.
Same way John's death also would been the ultimate redemption if Jack hadn't killed Ross despite what John would of wanted..

#9: WILLIAM WALLACE: (Braveheart):
They say that persecution is one of the most important elements to make a character truly endearing. In Braveheart, practically...

Crazy Times 2 Part 17

posted by Canada24

"You the ones interested in the car?" Gracy asked, standing next her pink, roofless car.

That's us... Mind if we take it for test drive" Dash replied, having Niko next to her for backup.

"Can the sexy European guy come?" Gracy asked flirtishly.

"Of coarse" Niko chuckled.

"You guys dating?" Gracy asked.

"No?" Niko and Dash both said, a bit embaressed.

"So he's single!?" Gracy asked excitedly.

Niko: ... Let's just see how it goes with the car.

AFTER SAFELY LEAVING WHERE THE ITALIAN MOB CAN SEE THEM:

Niko: (whispers from backseat) Now's the time.

Dash: (in drivers seat) Right.. (turns the car to safe house)....

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GTA Isn't So Realistic After All

posted by Windwakerguy430

#1: Traffic Laws

Wind: (Drives through a red light, causing every car behind him to crash)
Police: (Sitting in the car, watching the road)
Wind: (Crashes through a mailbox)
Police: …… Well, nothing out of the ordinary

#2: Gun Stores

Wind: Okay, seriously. How the hell did you get a rocket launcher in here. I can understand the nightstick. I can understand the grenades. I can understand the fucking military assault rifle. But a fucking rocket launcher? How the fuck did this even get sold in a public area
Clerk: Capitalism
Wind: Of course.

#3: Swimming

Wind: (Lying in a kiddie pool, face down)

#4: Hospitals...

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My REVIEW: Pink Floyd The Wall..

posted by Canada24

Pink Floyd – The Wall is a 1982 British live-action/animated psychological horror musical film directed by Alan Parker with animated scenes by political cartoonist Gerald Scarfe, and is based on the 1979 Pink Floyd album of the same name. The film centers around a confined rocker named Floyd "Pink" Pinkerton, who after being driven into insanity by the death of his father and many depressive moments, constructs a metaphorical (and sometimes physical) wall to be protected from the world and emotional situations around him; when this coping mechanism backfires he demands himself free. The screenplay...

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Witch one of my OC's has a sadder backstory

posted by Canada24

DITTO - MLP:
who many years ago (same year Luna became nightmare moon) Ditto was Celestia's most trusted student, same role Twilight 'currently' has. It's obvious that Celestia cared very deeply for him, because she was extremely heartbroken when he blamed Celestia for the death of his family, and she was never able to explain herself..

SATEN TWIST - MLP:
HIs father was an abusive drunk who constantly cheated on his mother. And his mother never showed him much love either.

Only one to care for him was his cousin/friend Derpy Hooves.

Due to his unhappy childhood,and unhappy attitude towards most...

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Top 10 worst characters

posted by Canada24

#1;
ROY EARLE:
Like Rusty Galloway (who I actually LIKE for the most part) Earle is openly misogynical..
Only, Earle is WORSE, because, Rusty is that way because he was divorced many times and, as he says "woman aren't quite the angles we imagined". But still he has 'enough' respect to honor the dead bodies and avange their death.
Earle. There's not as much REASON for his hatred of woman. He just dose it because he's a rasist, arrogant, lazy, douchebag..
And if that's not bad enough. Roy is a double agent, working for the villains of the game. And only reason he asked to be partners with Cole,...

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Top 6 Worst fates

posted by Canada24

#6: A KING'S POWER:
A king’s power depended on his ability to win battles and so gain land and treasure to give his supporters. He was obliged to keep fighting. If he didn’t he would find himself out of a job or deprived of his life; probably both. The power of any kingdom was only as solid as the strength of its king in battle. To be able to cut down several enemies in quick succession, when in a tight spot, and to be a more efficient killer than one’s subordinates, was essential for a king living in a society which regarded warfare as the natural way of life. What was gained by the sword...

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SATEN TWIST ADVENTURES: BEST OF's

posted by Canada24

SATEN TWIST: (short tempered, recovering alcoholic, anti hero)

SCENE 1:

Saten: *drunkily* H Hey Applejack
AppleJack: Are ya drunk or something?
Saten: *dizzily* No I'm no- A little
AppleJack: *giggles* Y'all really need some sort of intervention. Ah mean this is the third time this week.
(Suddenly Saten Twist squeeze hugged her, even though it was clear Applejack wasn't completely comfortable with it.)
Saten: I I love you Applejack. Let's grow old together in everyway. (demonic voice) EVERY-WAY!
AppleJack *trying to push him off her*: Yeah.. About that.. Look. We only been on 'one' date. It...