not all the epis, but still some quotes :P
The Yanks in the UK [4.1]
Booth: (as they walk past a suit of armor) Woah! Look at this guy!
Jamison: Er ... yes, sir. It dates to- please don't touch that, Agent Booth.
Brennan: Late 1490's or early 1500's ... German design?
Jamison: His Grace's ancestors fought for Henry IIX in France.
Booth: (noticing the codpiece) Oh, geez, look at the size of this. That's one large cup. Probably to scare the sissy French.
Brennan: Well, actually, Henry IIX started a trend of large codpieces because he had syphilis, so his penis was extremely sensitive to anything touching...
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