Can Alpha and Omega Get a Remake?

As I slowly trotted looking half-way between the ground and the sky, I was surprised I hadn't seen anyone since I started wading into the forest. After an hour or two I started to feel uneasy. Then I remembered in his raining his dad had watched from the trees and I was just wandering around and got the same uneasy feeling. I turned around to start heading back to the den and fond myself almost knocking my dad on the ground. I started to be more alert, but kept walking forward. Then suddenly a brownish wolf came out of a bush to my right. As he got closer to me, he realized my fur was still...

My names Richard. I'm 17 years old and I just watched a video made by the Devil. It was NASTY and SCARY! I'm not kidding you! It had so much rape and satanic themes and many more. So, there is a lost A&O video about Humphrey called "Humphrey's_Lost_It_again-avi". I have like, an hour before I have to go to bed, so, I'll tell you it all. The video starts off with a message saying "666" and it shows black for 8 seconds. Then, it fades in with Humphrey with a devilish and scary grin on his face. There was no sound but him breathing. He then looks at the ground and he raises an upside down...

It was early morning after a night of fun after the howl but Humphrey felt something was wrong like something happened to Kate cause when he rolled over she wasn't there. He thought she had gotten up already but when he went to the kitchen she wasn't there and she wasn't one the couch 'where the hell is she' said Humphrey so he sat on the couch and waited till Kate entered then he broke lose getting all on her for leaving and not saying nothing [Little did he know she was secretly dating Backdraft behind Humphrey's back] Humphrey: Where the hell were you how come you didn't say nothing huh...

Kate woke up, she was laying on a soft warm blanket, she looked around to see she was in a cage again. Her nose caught the aroma of something good, she looked down to find two bowls. One of water and one of meat! She scarfed it down greedily and searched for more, she was so hungry!

"Well well well, sleeping beauty finally wakes!" Kate peered out of the cage, a very tall figure towered above her. The figure bent down and peered inside at her with piercingly blue eyes, she did not snarl or show any fear at the sight of a human before her. "Hmm, you sure were in rough shape when I found ya, my...

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This pasta is a very famous one! and its my personal favorite

Kate was sitting alone at her computer one night. She was bored because her parents were out and Lilly was downstairs watching the TV. Lilly was about a year younger than Kate and Kate is 18 (human years). "Lets see, nothing in the Alpha and Omega fan club." Kate said, scrolling through her fanpop messages. She then decided to check her email for the day, to see if something important came in. She logged into her account and went to her inbox.

Kate sighed as she scrolled through...

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Kate and Humphrey were sleeping in the little den. They woke up as a ball hit both of their heads. They both saw Marcel and Paddy. "Seems like we caught them at a bad time" Paddy said. Kate stood up and exited the little den, her tail rubbing Humphrey's snout. "What are you doing here?" She asked. "What are you doing here? We gave you a ticket home but you messed it up over a cupcake?!" Marcel said and Humphrey chuckled. "Yep" he said. "Is there another way to get home?" Kate asked. "Another way? Another way?! What am I, a travel agent?"...