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posted by TimberHumphrey
Jasper Park, Canada: one of the best parks in Canada. it's a great day and a couple of Omega boys - Humphrey, Salty, Shakey and Mooch - are doing something they like to call "logboarding".

Humphrey: (as the boys push a log at the edge of the cliff) Bros, it's time to ride this slide and taste the wind.
Salty: Humphrey, you're totally genius! I mean, log boarding. We should've thought of this before.
Shakey: (looks at the hill, nervous) Guys, you sure about this?
Humphrey: Don't worry, dude. I got everything under control here.
Shakey: If you say so.

They all hop on the log and start pushing it even more to slide down.

All: One...
Mooch: My belly's telling me we're in for a damn good time.
Humphrey: And the belly never lies.
Mooch: Yeah, bro.... (burps; the others say "ewwww")
Humphrey: Ugh! Dude, you gotta control yourself.
Mooch: Oops! My bad!
All: Two....

Shakey's still not sure about logboarding, and he looks down the hill again.

Shakey: A big log, a super slope and a lotta speed... and it all adds up to... Oh hell no!
All: THREE!

They push one more time and the log slides them down the hill. Shakey loses his balance a little just as they slide down.

Shakey: Oh god! I knew this wasn't a good idea!
(they slide down)

Meanwhile as the boys go logboarding down the hill, another puppy and Humphrey's best friend Kate, is busy practice hunting with her younger sister Lilly.

Kate: (as she gets down low in the grass) This caribou's mine!
Lilly: (looks up through the grass) Kate? Come on, sis. I don't like this game.

Kate leaps outta the grass and jumps in front of her sister.

Kate: (wagging her tail playfully) Come on, Lilly. Challenge me for my practice hunting.
Lilly: Oh, like this? (wags her tail in Kate's face)
Kate: (playfully) I'm gonna get you Lilly!

The two girls playfully chase each other. Meanwhile the boys are having a blast logboarding down the hill. They almost hit a rock.

Humphrey: Take a left!

They lean to the left to avoid the rock, but Mooch flies off the log. He tries to follow the log but trips and lands face-first in the snow. Next, the log slides towards a tree.

Humphrey: Roll right!

They do so, but Salty gets his head stuck in a tree branch.

Salty: Ow! Well that sucks.

It's only Shakey and Humphrey on the log now. Now, they hit a bump that sends Shakey flying off the log, down a slope and into the air, where he lands on a porcupine eating grass.

Shakey: YEEEEOOOOOWWWWW!! (shoots up in the sky; gets stuck on a branch) Damn it, that hurt! (sees Humphrey going ahead) They ain't never gonna listen to me.

Humphrey's all alone on the log.

Humphrey: Okay, guys. Keep it steady! (looks behind him) Guys?

Kate's still chasing Lilly.

Kate: Is that all you can do, sis? Pfft, come on!
Lilly: Okay, how about this? (runs in zig zag)
Kate: (still behind her) Caribou don't have tails that long.
Lilly: Oh yeah? Well this one does!

Humphrey comes sliding down the hill where Kate and Lilly are. He seems them both.

Humphrey: Kate? (sees her in awe for a second then shook his head) Oh hell no!

The log flies off the edge and just as Kate pounces, she accidentally hits Humphrey knocking him off the log and the two of them roll down to a stop. Humphrey's on top of Kate.

Kate: (pissed off) UGGGGHHHHH!!
Humphrey: (nervously) Hey Kate. How ya doin'?
Kate: Damn it, Humphrey! (tackles him back) You ruined my hunt!
Humphrey: What? I ruined your hunt? You knocked me off the log.

Humphrey looks at Lilly.

Humphrey: And by hunting, you mean you're hunting your sister?
Lilly: Actually she was hunting my tail. Like this. (she chases her tail) But she didn't get me. (giggles) Well, that was fun, sis. (runs away, playfully)

Humphrey looks back up at Kate, who rolls her eyes.

Kate: It's practice, Humphrey.
Humphrey: Oh, i get it. You're pretty good.
Kate: Oh. (small blush) Thanks!
Winston: (from on top of a rock) Kate! It's time to go (turns around and walks away)
Kate: Oh, i'm coming dad. (gets off of Humphrey and starts to walk away)
Humphrey: (sits up) Wait, where you going?
Kate: Alpha school. It goes 'till spring.
Humphrey: Spring? But that's a whole winter away.
Kate: (giggles and smiles at him) Don't worry. I'll be back.

She walks up a slope and Humphrey stares at her and sighs in awe. Just then Salty, Shakey and Mooch jump outta the grass on to Humphrey.

All 3: WOLF PILE!!!
Humphrey: (laughs as they play together) Looks like Omega class's in season.
Kate: (looks at them; rolls her eyes smiling) Silly Omegas.

Humphrey watches Kate walk away over the hill.
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Chapter 4: Oscar the Red Wolf

The group stopped running about halfway from the Western Pack and began discussing what to do about Oscar, the red wolf.

“What are we gonna do?” Claudette asked. “We can’t leave Oscar there to be killed by those wolves.”

“I agree,” Stinky replied. “But now, we can’t get close enough to him. They’ll recognize our scent.”

“Well, whatever we’re gonna do, we better do it soon,” Runt said. “The pack’s going to move on and then we won’t be able to find them again.”

“Hey,” Steven said. “Do you know what’s near here?”

“You got...
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So..

I try making a point, of reviewing horrible, horrible stories, so others don't have to go though reading them. Though it probably dosen't work, you guys probably read the shit anyway..

Anyway.
This one I TRUELLY hate everything about it.
It's worse then Lilly's opposite side.

The best way of describing this story.
Is saying its a wolf verison of FILLY FOOLING.
Sex is primary theme.
No real plot..

It's starts off joining a scene from Towards North with Blood (same writer). But it's turns into a incest between Kate and Lilly.
Though by now, I guess that isn't overly serpriseing.
It happens a lot unfortantly,...
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