Warning language, other sick stuff, and violents and pranks "Hello, my name is humphrey the omega, AND THIS IS JACKASS!!!!" humphrey said. He got out a soccer ball, filled with bees. He kicked it at garth, and thier asses were getting stung. "Oh Shit, ha ha ha!!!" Humphrey laughed. "DUDE THATS NOT COOL.... THE FUCK? I THINK MY ASS IS NUM NOW." garth shouted at humphrey.
The squrrel.
Humphrey goes to a forest. Kate sawed him. "Hey humphrey!" Kate shouted. Then humphrey went behind a tree Then all the sudden a squrrel showed up. *Kate tips her head* " huh, humphrey?!" Kate said confuseingly. "Humphrey.... Is that you?!" Kate said. Then humphrey was behind the tree laughing. "Wha--- what the hell.... Are you trying to prank me!" Kate shouted. "I also posted it on YouTube. " humphrey said. Then Kate got very pissed off. And kicked humphreys ass.
The gorilla.
" okay mooch, what I want you to do is dress up as a gorilla, we are going to scare kates parents!" Humphrey said. "Ok got it... Ha ha ha.... Oh oh oh oh!!!" Mooch said. Then mooch out the costume on. "Okay wait until eve and Winston come back, stay in this den, I will signal you!" Humphrey said.
Later....
Eve and Winston got back. Mooch was in There closet. Then mooch came out. "OH, OH, OOH, OOH!!!" mooch came out with a gorilla suit on. Then eve and Winston got out of the den. "What the hell is that?!" Eve said. "Dont worry ma'am i got this, Im a zoology expert, his a gorilla... Hold on i got this." Salty said. He went up to the gorilla. The the gorilla grabbed Salty and pretending to punch him. "What the hell?" Eve said. She saw a zipper behind its back. She unzipped it and she knew it was mooch. Then eve got all pissed off and kicked both thier asses.
Forest boxing.
Humphrey and Kate were just in thier den. Then all a sudden Salty and shakey came in with boxing uniforms. And mooch was shouting. " SALTY THE SHOCKER VS. SHAKEY THE ROCKER!!!" Then Kate said. "What the hell?!" Kate said. Then shakey and Salty began to beat the Shit out if each other. "Basturd!!!" Salty shouted. " Bring it on Shit head!!!" Shakey said. Then Salty won. "WINNER, SALTY THE SHOCKER!!!!" mooch said. Then humphrey and Kate were claping slowly.
The portal potty.
Garth found a portal potty. He was about to use the restroom. Then all the sudden a exploseive came and Shit came out. And garth had Shit all over him. Then he came out. "What the fuck Man! What the fuck!!!" Garth figured out it was humphrey. Humphrey was laughing. Then garth pushed him. "Fucking douchbag!" Garth said.
Weigie!
Humphrey was just walking through through the forest. Garth was behind a tree. Humphrey doesnt know. Then garth pushed a Button. The a underwear showed up and There was a hook on it and it get whole of humphrey and the underwear got on him. And he was hanging. With the underwear, his wearing. " oh Shit!!!" Humphrey shouted. He was hanging 6 feet up the air. "Ha ha ha Im just gonna let bang There for a day!" Garth said. "This isnt funny! Help!" Humphrey said.
How to beat the Shit out of your sister!!!
"Hello, my name is Kate, and Im going to beat the Shit out of my sister all day... Right Now shes in the bathroom... " Kate said. Then Kate opened the bathroom door and beat the Shit outta Lilly while she was urinating. Then Kate left. "Kate... What the hell is the matter with you! Fucking fagget!" Lilly said.
Later...
"Hello my name is Lilly, Im going to get back at my sister.... And Im going to beat the Shit out of her too.... Right Now shes in the den sleeping.... " Lilly said. Then Lilly sneeked in her room. She was sleeping. Then Lilly beat the Shit out of Lilly. "PAYBACK!!!" Lilly said. "What the hell is going on here!" Eve said. "Well shes the one that beat the Shit out of me first." Lilly said. "Oh Shut up!" Kate said. Then Lilly was pulling her hair. "Ahhh damnit!" Kate shouted. Then Kate was biting her. "Hey stop that or ill beat the Shit outta you!" Eve shouted. They both Sitted. "Sorry Kate!" Lilly said. "Sorry Lilly!" Kate said. "Hey wheres humphrey?" Kate asked. "I dont know." Lilly said. Humphrey was still hanging on the underwear. "Someone help!" Humphrey shouted. "Anybody?" Humphrey said. Then a squrrel was chewing on the rope. And humphrey fell. "Thank you!" Humphrey said. He took off the underwear. Humphrey went to his den. "Damn it... My Dick hurts!" Humphrey said.
End of episode
The squrrel.
Humphrey goes to a forest. Kate sawed him. "Hey humphrey!" Kate shouted. Then humphrey went behind a tree Then all the sudden a squrrel showed up. *Kate tips her head* " huh, humphrey?!" Kate said confuseingly. "Humphrey.... Is that you?!" Kate said. Then humphrey was behind the tree laughing. "Wha--- what the hell.... Are you trying to prank me!" Kate shouted. "I also posted it on YouTube. " humphrey said. Then Kate got very pissed off. And kicked humphreys ass.
The gorilla.
" okay mooch, what I want you to do is dress up as a gorilla, we are going to scare kates parents!" Humphrey said. "Ok got it... Ha ha ha.... Oh oh oh oh!!!" Mooch said. Then mooch out the costume on. "Okay wait until eve and Winston come back, stay in this den, I will signal you!" Humphrey said.
Later....
Eve and Winston got back. Mooch was in There closet. Then mooch came out. "OH, OH, OOH, OOH!!!" mooch came out with a gorilla suit on. Then eve and Winston got out of the den. "What the hell is that?!" Eve said. "Dont worry ma'am i got this, Im a zoology expert, his a gorilla... Hold on i got this." Salty said. He went up to the gorilla. The the gorilla grabbed Salty and pretending to punch him. "What the hell?" Eve said. She saw a zipper behind its back. She unzipped it and she knew it was mooch. Then eve got all pissed off and kicked both thier asses.
Forest boxing.
Humphrey and Kate were just in thier den. Then all a sudden Salty and shakey came in with boxing uniforms. And mooch was shouting. " SALTY THE SHOCKER VS. SHAKEY THE ROCKER!!!" Then Kate said. "What the hell?!" Kate said. Then shakey and Salty began to beat the Shit out if each other. "Basturd!!!" Salty shouted. " Bring it on Shit head!!!" Shakey said. Then Salty won. "WINNER, SALTY THE SHOCKER!!!!" mooch said. Then humphrey and Kate were claping slowly.
The portal potty.
Garth found a portal potty. He was about to use the restroom. Then all the sudden a exploseive came and Shit came out. And garth had Shit all over him. Then he came out. "What the fuck Man! What the fuck!!!" Garth figured out it was humphrey. Humphrey was laughing. Then garth pushed him. "Fucking douchbag!" Garth said.
Weigie!
Humphrey was just walking through through the forest. Garth was behind a tree. Humphrey doesnt know. Then garth pushed a Button. The a underwear showed up and There was a hook on it and it get whole of humphrey and the underwear got on him. And he was hanging. With the underwear, his wearing. " oh Shit!!!" Humphrey shouted. He was hanging 6 feet up the air. "Ha ha ha Im just gonna let bang There for a day!" Garth said. "This isnt funny! Help!" Humphrey said.
How to beat the Shit out of your sister!!!
"Hello, my name is Kate, and Im going to beat the Shit out of my sister all day... Right Now shes in the bathroom... " Kate said. Then Kate opened the bathroom door and beat the Shit outta Lilly while she was urinating. Then Kate left. "Kate... What the hell is the matter with you! Fucking fagget!" Lilly said.
Later...
"Hello my name is Lilly, Im going to get back at my sister.... And Im going to beat the Shit out of her too.... Right Now shes in the den sleeping.... " Lilly said. Then Lilly sneeked in her room. She was sleeping. Then Lilly beat the Shit out of Lilly. "PAYBACK!!!" Lilly said. "What the hell is going on here!" Eve said. "Well shes the one that beat the Shit out of me first." Lilly said. "Oh Shut up!" Kate said. Then Lilly was pulling her hair. "Ahhh damnit!" Kate shouted. Then Kate was biting her. "Hey stop that or ill beat the Shit outta you!" Eve shouted. They both Sitted. "Sorry Kate!" Lilly said. "Sorry Lilly!" Kate said. "Hey wheres humphrey?" Kate asked. "I dont know." Lilly said. Humphrey was still hanging on the underwear. "Someone help!" Humphrey shouted. "Anybody?" Humphrey said. Then a squrrel was chewing on the rope. And humphrey fell. "Thank you!" Humphrey said. He took off the underwear. Humphrey went to his den. "Damn it... My Dick hurts!" Humphrey said.
End of episode
FRED: OH GOD I'M LOST IN A SCARY FOREST AND I DONT KNOW HOW. I'M IN A FOREST CALLED JASPER. BUT THEN I GOT LOST.
KATE: HEY!
FRED: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! TALKING WOLF!!!!!
KATE: THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOUR VOICE?
FRED: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME
KATE: K FINE
HUMPHREY:WHO THE FUCK IS THIS KID?
KATE: I DONT KNOW BUT HIS SCARYING ME.
HUMPHREY: WANT ME TO GET OUT EVE
KATE:I DONT GIVE A FUCK
THEY GET OUT EVE
FRED:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
EVE HAS A CHAINSAW
FRED USED HIS SCREAM
EVE FLEDS BY THE DREADFUL SCREAM
HUMPHREY: GOD JUST SHUT UP YOUR SO ANNOYING!
HUMPHREY BITES HIS NECK AND CHOKES HIM
KATE: HEY!
FRED: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! TALKING WOLF!!!!!
KATE: THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOUR VOICE?
FRED: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME
KATE: K FINE
HUMPHREY:WHO THE FUCK IS THIS KID?
KATE: I DONT KNOW BUT HIS SCARYING ME.
HUMPHREY: WANT ME TO GET OUT EVE
KATE:I DONT GIVE A FUCK
THEY GET OUT EVE
FRED:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
EVE HAS A CHAINSAW
FRED USED HIS SCREAM
EVE FLEDS BY THE DREADFUL SCREAM
HUMPHREY: GOD JUST SHUT UP YOUR SO ANNOYING!
HUMPHREY BITES HIS NECK AND CHOKES HIM
You should put up your big fanfic!
1. I already made a site for it
2. I am going to make a spot just to publish it and take edits and fan arts.
3. I got in trouble for using Kate so, you know, minor setback
4. I feel like I made Lily a bit unrealistic.
5. (more of a note for when I put it up) Do NOT give me ships! You can theorize them, but do not tell me that certain characters should get together!
So, that is why you have not seen Lily's Friends on A&O pages. Thank you and Good day.
Look, I can't.
Since I was bored of just working on T and M-rated stories all the time (even if I still plan to finish everything I've started), I started this fan fiction to show what I think may happen in the new A&O movie coming out next year. I've been working on it for some time, so it's at 10 chapters, but here's the link if anyone is interested in reading it. So far, it's proven to be my most popular story, in terms of numbers of reviews per chapter (37 for just 10 chapters) and the number of faves (5, which is 3 more than my next most faved story) and number of followers (9, which is 5 more than my next most followed story).
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