*Scene starts out in Jasper park it's Night time me and Lilly are chatting*Me:So Lilly how are you and Barf I mean Garth doing? Lilly:Can you stop calling him barf were did you get that name anyway? Me:Humphrey told me he's a great friend he is funny. Lilly:Well me and Garth are doing good he is always out hunting he never spends much time with me.*Lilly tears up a little * Me:He should spend more time with you you're a beautiful wolf. Lilly:Aww thank you. *Lilly blushes and does a Turtle joke*Lilly:What am I? Me:I don't know? Lilly:A turtle who can't get up. Me:That's a good one. Lilly:Thank you. Me:How is Kate doing? Lilly:She's doing good she is going to be the New pack leader. Me:That's good you're dad barely ever talks to you. Lilly:I know odd isn't it. Me:Want me to carry you home? Lilly:Sure my legs are tired. *both of us hear a sound in the bushes* Lilly:What was That? Me:*sniffles the air *Humans there after us come on. Lilly:OK. *We both run* Human 1:Don't let them get away. Human 2:*Takes out a shot gun*Me:*sees a abandon old looking house*Come on Lilly in there. *We both go inside the haunted house* Lilly:That was close they could have caught us. Me:Well looks like we will have to spend the Night here creepy looking huh. Lilly:*shaking holding my paw*Yes very creepy can I stay by you're side Alex? Me:Yes you can. *A bad storms starts outside and it get's foggy* Me:Aww man it's foggy and rainy out there. Lilly:Look's like were staying here for the Night. Me:Yep we have no other choice yes you can sleep with me just don't tell Garth. Lilly:OK good Night Alex. Me:Good Night Lilly. Note from Author:Man that was a lot too write chapter 2 will come just please be nice when you comment OK thank you.
Jane was sitting in anatomy class on day when her teacher asked her a question. He inquired, “What grows to 10 times its original size when excited?”
Jane blushed and said that she didn't know. Jimmy raised his hand and said, “I know! The pupil of the eye.” The teacher replied, “Yes, very good Jimmy.”
The the teacher turned to Jane and said, “Jane I have three things to say to you: One -- you have a very dirty mind. Two -- you haven't been studying hard enough. And three -- you're going to be very disappointed!”
Jane blushed and said that she didn't know. Jimmy raised his hand and said, “I know! The pupil of the eye.” The teacher replied, “Yes, very good Jimmy.”
The the teacher turned to Jane and said, “Jane I have three things to say to you: One -- you have a very dirty mind. Two -- you haven't been studying hard enough. And three -- you're going to be very disappointed!”
