Probably your reaction to Pokemon Story

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Windwakerguy430 If that's my reaction the The Pokemon Story, I'd hate to see my reaction to 120 Days of Blueblood

Canada24 Hahaha probably same

Windwakerguy430 Or worse. Who knows

deathding Exactly. Heck, I did an entire review of it. God I hate that fanfic.

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Detective Smith Episode 1: The Blood Bandit

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Detective Smith: The London Homicide series 1-5

Episode 1: The Blood Bandit

January 4th 12:32 PM London Train Station

The large train came to a halt at the railroad in the town. The weather was dark and cloudy, as it was mostly these days. Joseph, a young scholar onboard the train, exited it. He examined the station, and looked around. It was a very quiet and quite dull area. Not much seemed to happen, as people walked off and headed to for their destinations. Joseph let out a sigh and walked over to a man wearing a top hat, with an odd looking moustache.
Joseph said, “Excuse me, sir, do you...

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What's Your Take - Article 102 - Red Dead Redemption's Stranger

posted by Windwakerguy430

Now, I love Red Dead Redemption. It has an amazing open world, lots of activities to do, and a large amount of colorful characters. However, there is one character shrouded in mystery. So mysterious that he is only known as the Stranger.
Now, with an odd character like the Stranger, there were many theories that came up of who he is. There are many theories, but the highest three are that the Stranger is Death, Satan, or God. Now, here's what I think. He is not Death, because well, Death only wants to take people to the next life, nothing else. So, the fact of him being Death is invalid.
But,...

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Windwakerguy430's Top Fifteen OTHER Hated Cartoon Characters

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Scrappy Doo

Hey, everyone. Windwakerguy430 here… and I did some looking around. After my Top Ten Hated Characters in Cartoons and my Top Ten Hated Characters in Anime lists, I noticed that there are a LOT more hated characters in cartoons and anime. So, I decided to make another list. The rules are simple. Rule 1, The characters have to be from shows I watched. Rule 2, only one character per show. Rule 3, I will try to add as little anime characters as I can. And Rule 4, no characters from past lists. With that, lets start.

#15: Scrappy Doo fro, Scooby Doo - Wow, the most hated character on other peoples...

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Windwakerguy430's Top Ten Worst Horror Movies

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Now, I love horror movies. Their easily my favorite genre of film. Sadly, it is also the genre of film that has some awful movies. Then there are the movies that aren’t even close to being scary. In other words, these are the worst horror movies I have ever seen. Now, some rules. First off, only movies that I have seen, so no Blair Witch Project 2, Manos: The Hands of Fate, or Monster a Go-Go. Also, only one movie per franchise, so, with that said, lets start the list

#10: Nightmare on Elm Street - Now, before you all say that this movie was scary, yes, I agree. Nightmare on Elm Street was...

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What's Your Take - Article 115 - Lil Payne's Secret

posted by Windwakerguy430

Now, guess what........... There is a creepypasta about Lil Wayne..... Just fuck it.
So, this story starts with Lil Wayne freaking out because people keep asking about his secret, which he won't tell anyone. So, the main character asks and thinks he has better luck...... He doesn't. But, for some stupid reason, Lil Wayne's agent decides to tell him, but at a different place. So, he takes the main character to a recording studio and tells him the..... First, off, I must prepare you all for the stupidest thing you will ever hear. Okay, so, the reason why Lil Wayne is so talented is because he made a deal with the devil to be a good rapper. And if he tells anyone this secret, he will lose his soul......... WHAT!? Thats the fucking plot twist? That's the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard. You know what, screw it, thats all I got. Honestly, nothing really happens in the fucking story anyway, so, fuck it, I'm done. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take

Windwakerguy: Ace Attorney Part 1

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Trail 1
The Warehouse Incident

Prologue

Cole Phelps- I should have known it was you

???- I knew you'd find out eventually... Well, Detective Phelps. I'm afraid this is where it ends

Cole Phelps- No... Get Back... AAAHHHHHHH (Whack) (Whack) (Whack) (Whack) (Whack)

???- He he he he he. Now all I got to do is put the blame on that stupid guy

January 19, 11: 53 a.m.
Wind Waker Guy's Room

Wind Waker Guy- Hmm, What should I do today. All I've done yesterday was play Mario 64. Guess I could play Mario 64 DS
Phone- Rrriiiiiiiinnnggggg
Wind Waker Guy- This is Wind Waker Guy
Kebora Gebora- Hoot. Hoot. Wind Waker...

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Dead Rising 2 Abridged - Part 7

posted by Windwakerguy430

Chuck: Ready to go, Katey
Katey: Yep
Stacey: The military's coming
Chuck: Good. Nothing can possibly go wrong
(Meanwhile, with the military)
Boykin: OKAY, YOU LITTLE GIRLS! NOW, THE OPERATION IS SIMPLE! KILL ALL ZOMBIES, AND SAVE THE SURVIVORS! NOW, MOVE OUT
Soldier: Well, nothing can go wrong (Gas comes)
Soldier 2: Egh. Who fucking farted?
(Zombies change into gas zombies)
Soldier 2: Well.............. Shit (Gets killed by zombies, as well as the other soldiers)
Boykin: (Talking to dying soldier) Don't you die on me, you little bitch. Get up. I said get up
Soldier: (Dies)
Boykin: YOU FUCKING PUSSY
(Meanwhile,...

Windwakerguy430 VS Memes: Episode 4 - Doge

posted by Windwakerguy430

Hello, and today, we will be talking about the meme known as Doge. So, let us take a look at the history of the Doge
Now, unlike most memes, we can't just look for the picture of Doge. We also need to find out where the word, Doge, came from. Now, the word Doge came from the show Biz Cas Fri 1, when one of the characters misspelled dog by saying D-O-G-E. So, now that we know where the word came from, lets find the picture. A Japanese kindergarden teacher posted pictures of there dog on there blog page. However, one picture ended up showing the dog making an odd face. Now, we know about the word,...

Windwakerguy's Top 10 Most Disappointing Games Ever Played

posted by Windwakerguy430

Hello, everyone. Todays list is about the games that got my hopes up just to piss me off. Now, these are games that I have to had loved the first games or the trailer and box art had to look super cool only to just piss me off while playing it. So, here we go

10: Spongebob Squarepants and the Legend of the Lost Spatula - Now, I had played other Spongebob games before like Battle for Bikini Bottom, The spongbob Movie game, and Lights, Camera, Pants. They were all wonderful games, so when I saw this game, I was excited... But when I played it, it was beyond awful. This game has a dumb story that...

Booze Brothers - Episode 2 - The Job

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Nick's Revolvers

(Cody parks car in front of bank)
Cody: Okay, can we not screw this up this time
Nick: Well, duh. Why else do you think I brought this home made pipe bomb. I'm not going to pistol whip the SWAT Team this time
Cody: (Sigh) You better not fuck this up (Puts on mask)
Nick: You worry to much, Cody (Puts on mask)
Cody: Okay, lets go (Gets out of car)
Nick: (Follows) Trust me, just follow my lead and this will go fine (Walks into bank) Alright. (Fire gun at ceiling) This is a goddamn robbery
Cody: (Runs in) Surprise, motherfu- (Slips and falls on floor) Ow
Nick: What the fuck, Cody
Cody: I thought I would...

Sequel to Walking Dead Spoof

posted by Canada24

I'm glad my old one was so enjoyable, Here's more of it. Same roles...

While cleaning out the prison, Thomas tried to stab Rick for the the third time now.

"What the hell was that!?" Rick cried angrily.

"It was coming at m-

"Wait.. I Think you have something on the side of your head!" Rick pointed out.

"What are you tal- (suddenly Rick stabs his trademark, red handled machete wait though Thomas's head graphically killing him)".

"Got it!" Rick cried, seeming unaware that he killed a man.

Suddenly an angry Andrew charged at him, but Rick body slammed him against a wall.

"That wasn't very nice!" Rick...

My old crossover.. PATRICK MEETS THE SIMPSONS

posted by Canada24

It was a beauitful day in Bikini Bottom, and everyone's favorite dimwitted Starfish was doing what he always dose.. Sleeping almost ALL hours of the day.

Inside his rock house, laying on a bed 'liturary' made of sand, Patrick was cuddled up with a teddy bear, and for whatever reason, sucking his thumb.

Suddenly there was a knock on his door, carzing him to wake up.

Patrick opened up his rock to see a mailman.

"Hello" Patrick greeted, as friendly as could sound.

"letter for mister Starfish" the mailman said, holding a mailcard.

"What Starfish?" Patrick asked, looking around as if looking for someone....

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Here's what I have so far, for a REAL walking dead spoof..

posted by Canada24

A car is violently flipped over.

"Yo! What the fuck!?" The passengers cried angrily.

"OPEN FIRE!" Officer Shane cried, and all the officers started killing the suspects, though they were no threat at all.

However, Shane ended up accidentally shooting chief Rick Grims, nearly killing him.

"Oh nooo... He's been shot because by the criminals" Shane called out nervously.

Shane and the officers ran over to the fading away Rick.

"By the way. If you die or fall into a coma.. I'm gonna sleep with your wife" Shane's voice said as it was fading away.

AT THE HOSPITAL

The doctor violent punches Rick while he was still unconscience.

"What you do doing!?" Shane cried.

"My job..Sometimes people FAKE being in a coma. This man's not.. Unless.. The first punch knocked him out.. Either way, we won't know for sometime" the doctor replied.

Stay tuned for more..

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Windwakerguy430's Top Ten Things In Games That Scared Me As A Kid

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Now, I was always a gamer. Even when I was 7. However, I wasn’t as brave while playing games as I am now when I was 7. So, you can imagine that their were a lot of terrifying things. So, I am going to tell you all the things in games that scared me as a kid. Now, these are all going to be games I played when I was only 7. So, I am not going to put any of the horror games on this list. Also, no Giygas, or Mimi, because those would be too obvious. Sorry. And with all that said, lets start the list

Boulders

#10: Boulders from Crash Bandicoot - Yes, that’s right, I was such a wuss back...

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Dead Rising 2 Abridged - Part 2

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Chuck: (Sitting in room, with TV on)
Anchorman: And, in a turn of events, some serious shit went down in Fortune City. And I mean SHIT! Like "Holy crap, dozens of people are dying and no one is doing a damn thing" kind of shit. We will go to our field reporter, Rebecca Chan, who has more on this crazy shit.
Rebecca: It is revealed that the zombies were released by someone, as an act of terrorism. The following video shows a man who we can not see his face at all, but, for story reasons, we will just assume its Chuck Greene.
Chuck: Oh, they said my name again. Man, I am real popular today.
Rebecca:...

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What's Your Take - Article 95 - Five Nights At Fred- HOLY S**T

posted by Windwakerguy430

Now, I have played lots of horror games on the internet. There was Slender: The Arrival with its jump scares and Corpse Party with its psychological horror. But there is a game that mixes both of these together. That game is Five Nights at Freddy's.
Now, this game, is horrifying. And for once, in a good way. It has a lot of good backstory, and the plot is neat, and the actual gameplay is well done. But what really amazed me was the horror of the game. It has both jump scares and psychological horror. I won't talk about the jump scares much, but more of the psychological horror, as the animatronics...

What's Your Take - Article 54 - Half Life: Full (Of Crap) Consequences

posted by Windwakerguy430

Okay... This fanfic is so bad and so poorly written... That its just funny. The fanfic I am talking about, is Half Life: Full Life Consequences.
Believe of or not.... Okay, no one, not even myself, believes this, but Gordon Freeman actually has relatives. He has a dad named Henry and a brother named John. This fan fiction is all about how Henry saved a city with his son. Sounds promising, so how could they fuck it up... Well, how about some of the worst spelling and grammar in the entire world. I swear, its as if this fanfiction was written by a first grader. In fact, I should just show you...

Out of boredom, here's something I made for the RolePlay of Saten and Sword

posted by Canada24

Best of SATEN TWIST: (Heroic Hothead/Reformed drunk/AppleJack's husband)

AJ: (shortly after kissing him on the lips) There's somethin' ah've been meaning ta tell ya.
Saten: *gasps* Oh god. Your breaking up with me.
AJ: What?
Saten: W Why would you kiss me, and then break up with me.. That is so crue-
AJ: *puts her hooves on him softly* Honey. Relax. Ah'm not breaking up with ya,
Saten: (nervously) Oh.. Right, I I knew that.. (takes a large sip from the beer still on the lamp table next to we're their sitting)

AJ: (nuzzling Saten lovingly)
Saten: Huh.. That's so adorable, your like a cat. Only cuter....

Zom-Beat: The Prequel Series - Episode 2

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Nate: (In car with Chris)
Chris: Are you sure its a zombie outbreak
Nate: Chris, take a look outside (Points at person getting eaten by zombie) How do you explain that
Chris: Well, this is New York. Lots of crazy crap happens. Maybe he's a drug pusher
Nate: CHRIS
Chris: Okay, okay, so it is a zombie outbreak. But, how am I supposed to deal with that. Zombie's are not normal
Nate: Oh, they are now
Chris: Where are we going anyway
Nate: Well, first, we need to get Emma
Chris: You mean that annoying bitch with her breasts being the only thing good about her
Nate: Chris, just shut up before I kick you out...

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Windwakerguy430's Top 20 Scariest Video Game Enemies

posted by Windwakerguy430

Now, there are a lot of enemies in video games. And I means a LOT! However, there are also the ones that are… terrifying. Now, before I start, some rules. These are only games that I played and only one per franchise. Also, I AM including enemies from horror games, as long as they are scary. Also, they need to have originated from video games, so that means that Slender Man, SCPs, and the Aliens from the Alien games are all out. Now, lets start the list.

Big Sister

#20: Big Sisters from Bioshock 2 - Now, these enemies aren’t all that scary themselves. Its more of the backstory of them...