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Blossom: *With Bubbles, and Buttercup* Welcome back.
Bubbles: And enjoy, Golden Iris.

Welcome to another story about a spy named Con Mane. We begin at a Mexican nuclear base.

Con: *runs onto dam*
pilot: *flies past Con*
Con: *ties himself to guardrail*

Con jumped, as the rope slowly let him down toward part of the base. A few minutes later he was inside.

Mexican pony777: *watches T.V.*
Mexican pony484: *goes to bathroon*
Mexican pony556: *leaves bathroom*
Mexican pony484: *reads newspaper*
Con: Beg your pardon. Forgot to knock *K.O's mexican*

From there Con walked into an unlit room...

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Sean: *Horrified* What is this scary song?!?!
Blossom: It sounds like someone's going to crash!
Henry: Duuuh, what's a crash? *Crashes into James*
James: *Sighs*
Sean: I'll go get a crane.
Blossom: While that gets fixed, I shall start tonight's segment of the S.S.S.S. I'm Blossom from Sean Meets The Powerpuff Girls, and I got a good line up for you.

8 PM - Now

Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime
Gran Turismo

8:30 PM - Later

Con Mane: Golden Iris

Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum...

Catherine is a game that I have found to be quite an interesting one to play. A game by Atlus, the creators of the Persona franchise (Which, if you know me, you would know I'm a huge fan of), Catherine follows the story of Vincent Brooks, a bachelor who is currently stressed and worried about his girlfriend, Katherine McBride, wanting to marry him. As this goes on, Vincent is met by the young and seductive Catherine, and here, his life begins to spiral into chaos. He must keep Catherine a secret from Katherine, as well as do what he can to survive the nightmares he faces during his sleep, as...

Every time a new “best horror game” list is put online, it usually has the same things. Resident Evil 4, Slender, Five Nights at Freddy’s, etcetera. I like Resident Evil 4, but I just don’t find it to be a major horror game. A great game, yes, but not a great horror game. And as for Slender and Five Nights…….. Eugh. So, I want to share my personal list of my favorite horror games ever. Some of these may be surprising to see on here, and some may be obvious choices (You all probably know what number 1 is). But this is my personal list of horror games that I found to be the most scary....

Parties…. I never get invited to them…. What is my life? Anyway, video games have always had quite a bit of parties in it, whether they are birthday parties, costume parties, holiday parties, pinkie party, democratic party, lemon party- Okay, I’m getting too far ahead now. So, naturally, video games wanted to recreate parties in their own creative ways. Now, I wanted to mention ten instead of five, but you see, Google thought I talked about “party games”, when I asked for “parties in games”, and I can’t find a single scrap of information on the internet about them, Ha, Ha, Ha,...

Drunk: I’m telling you, Goku would win
Wind: And I’m telling you Batman would win
Drunk: But Goku can go super sayian
Wind: But Batman’s Batman…. So that’s an instant win

Girl: (Looking at Drunk)
Drunk: Damn (Walks over to her, then pushes her out of the way) Someone dropped a quarter

Wind: (Trying to solve a Rubix Cube)
Drunk: (Trying to untie a pair of headphones)
Wind: (Places solved Rubix Cube on the table) Done
Drunk: (Throws tangled headphones on the ground) Motherfucker

Wind: Okay, now, what’s two plus two
Child: (Jokingly) 21?
Wind: …….. Well, time to get acquainted with the belt...

SCENE 1:
Michael: (speaking to his new group) We're all professionals, we all know the score.. We run in, do what we gotta do. I need heavy pressure on the workers and security. Citizens, are to be handled calmly.
Luster: Now.. We WERE gonna try something more complicated. But considering the place of business, something more simple may be better.
Micheal: Exactly.. We're in and out in 90 seconds guy.. So make it count.
DRIVING TO THE HEIST:
Micheal: Alight. We're about to be accomplishes in a major crime. I need to know I can depend on each one of you. So let's give some backgrounds. Me first....

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Con: *Listening to the music* That's a nice tune. I wonder what it's called. While I try to find out, enjoy Six Shooters 3.

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An airplane was flying over the Midwest en route to Los Angeles.

Alan: *Sitting next to Harry* Finally, we're getting a well deserved vacation.
Harry: To beautiful California.

SeanTheHedgehog & Windwakerguy430 present

Six Shooters 3

Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Alan Martinez
Windwakerguy430 as Harry Penn
Hannah Belle as Catherine Laurent
Nikki Glaser as Jane Rinnon

Catherine, and Jane are the stewardesses on Alan, and Harry's flight.

Alan: Whoa. Harry. Get...

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Hey, you know how I love fighting games despite not being the best at them? Well, skateboarding falls into the same category, only I’m not just not that good. I fucking suck at skateboarding. But hey, that doesn’t stop me from liking the dead as a doornail sport, as well as the video game franchise that got a lot of lazy people or cowards interested, Tony Hawk Pro Skater. But for the sake of what I’ve played, we’ll be talking about Pro Skater 4.
I played Pro Skater 3 and 1 before, and I thought 1 did not hold up well at all....

A genre you will see sorely lacking in this list are first person shooters. I never was big into the whole FPS genre. I played Half-Life 2, didn’t care for it. I played Battlefield 3 and absolutely despised it. And my brother buys every Call of Duty game made and I just try to ignore it. But back in the day, when I was a young child, and I had the OG Xbox, one FPS genre that captured mine and everyone’s attention was Halo: Combat Evolved. But we’re not talking about that one yet. We’re talking about Halo 2
Despite having heard of Halo, I only got around to playing the second game...

You know what, slasher movies are stupid. They are so stupid and kind of laughable. What’s even the point of them? Kidding aside, the slasher film genre is pretty silly when you think about the tropes of it, to a point where it should be parodied. And they did parody it… With Cabin in the Woods. But we’re not here to talk about that film. Let’s talk about something less respected, 2010’s Tucker and Dale Vs. Evil



The title characters of the film, Tucker and Dale, are two rednecks who head to their rundown vacation home. On the way, they find a group of obnoxious college kids that...