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~9:30 PM
December 1st 2079
Unknown Location~

(A man with sunglasses, and combed black hair, wearing a suit, was sitting at a monitor, looking over the death of Sun Lee)
???: Looks like those killers are starting to go after each other
(A woman in a black coat, her slik blonde hair going over her right shoulder, stood behind the man)
???: What do you make of it?
Mysterious Man: I think that now is a good time to start using this to our advantage. We aren’t gonna let this senseless murder continue every day.

~5:00 PM
December 2nd 2079
Takedown TV - Janitor’s Hall~

Apollo: (He sat in his room, constantly holding onto his sword. He would do nothing but look forward, staring at nothing, and being lost in thought)
Gregory: (He passed by Apollo’s room, seeing him standing in silence. Without thinking, he began to open his mouth to speak)
Carlos: Gregory, don’t bother. Me and Simon have tried for days to talk with him, but he is just there, sitting in silence. It worries me a little, to be honest. I know he’s been through alot this past year… And I worry that all that stress is finally getting to him
Gregory: Well, what should we do.
Carlos: Wait and see what happens. It’s the only thing we can do for him now, I’m afraid.
Apollo: (He ignored their entire conversation, continuing to remain silent as he waited for the time to come)

~8:30 PM
December 2nd 2079
Mysterious Locations~

Apollo: (Given directions to his next fight, he was already taking an elevator to a strange area. The cameras were there in the elevator, waiting for the doors to open. At this point, the elevator was going quite far down. The area was clearly underground. Apollo didn’t mind, as he saw the next fight as just one thing in his way to fighting to champion. As soon as the elevator reached the 100th floor, it stopped. Apollo stepped out of the elevator, being greeted with a single white room, and in the center of it was a single tank with a strange liquid. The figure inside was covered in mechanical pieces. His left arm was entirely robotic, with many strange components on it. His legs had many wires coming in and out of it. Half of his face was covered in a mechanic plate, his eye now a red light. The moment it felt Apollo’s gaze on it, it broke through the tank, shattering it and letting itself out. It landed on it’s feet and looked up at Apollo)
???: Greetings. I am ADAM. Artificially Designed Assault Mechanism. I have no other purpose in life but to fight, and so, that is what I will do
Apollo: Cut the conversation bullshit. You know what I’m here for, 2nd Rank. I’m hear to kill you and take your spot. I’ve just about had it with this murdering shit. If there’s a chance to end it, by god, I’m gonna take it.
ADAM: Then, let us engage in combat.
(As Apollo readied himself, the ground below him began to shake. It was hard for him to keep his balance, while ADAM was standing perfectly still)
ADAM: But I don’t want us to have a typical fight. As 2nd Ranked, I want to see what you’ve got. I’m not just going to duel you. I wish to see how you fight. If you plan carefully, and enough to save your life. So, I have set this base up to be launched to the moon. You have twenty minutes, but if you want to escape with a chance of living, you should do so before we leave the earth’s atmosphere in ten.
(The entire base continued to shoot itself up into the sky, the camera’s on the walls continuing to film every moment)
Apollo: (Managing to get his balance, he stood up) Alright, at least I have a reason to kill you faster than before. Let’s get this over with.
ADAM: (His arm turned into a massive blade, as he rushed towards Apollo)
Apollo: (He made his way towards ADAM, swinging his sword to deflect ADAM’s)
ADAM: (His sword continued to swing at Apollo, blocking all of his attacks, which seemed to be faster and more aggressive than before)
Apollo: (He continued to swing at ADAM, realizing that his attacks were not going to cut through. As he continued to swing his blade around, he gave a downward slash attack towards ADAM)
ADAM: (He raised his blade up and blocked the strike)
Apollo: (Seeing his chance, he used his fingers to jab ADAM in his human eye. Though he was part machine, he still needed to see, and thus, was blinded for a second)
ADAM: A filthy trick you pulled there, boy. Were all your fights like this
Apollo: They only got dirty when I started to get tired of all this bullshit (He swung his sword down again)
ADAM: (At the last second, he was able to deflect the attack, still covering his eye as it was regaining vision)
Apollo: (He knew that his attacks were being memorized. If he continued to slash recklessly, he would never cut through. He then came up with a plan. He took his sword and swung it down at ADAM)
ADAM: (Sensing another strike, he raised his blade up to block)
Apollo: (At the last second, he moved his blade to the side and swung his sword to the left and back, slicing through ADAM’s arm, knocking his blade out of it)
ADAM: (Feeling his arm being cut off, he fell down to his knees) It seems to have some will to live. Regardless, your tactics are sloppy, and your style is weak. But you weren’t always like this, were you? I was hoping for a real fight, but I see now that you are just a filthy cheater. You let your anger get the best of you, and thus, rely on childish ideas to win. To think, this is how I die. You were a disappointment of a fight
Apollo: (He stared silently at ADAM, his words cutting through him as he listens to them)
ADAM: But you win. You bested me. If you want to get out safely, head to the elevator and push the emergency button. Leave me. At least let me die in peace.
Apollo: (The words still cutting through Apollo, he went back over to ADAM’s arm, picking up his blade, and tossing it over to ADAM) Here, you have another arm, don’t you? Pick it up. I’m not leaving until I know I’ve completely won
ADAM: (He looks up at Apollo, the look in his eyes not changing)
Apollo: Fine (He puts his right arm behind his back) I’ll only use my left arm to fight you. That fair?
ADAM: … Why do you care so much all of a sudden
Apollo: Honestly, I let my anger and hate get the best of me. But I don’t want that to happen. When you have hate inside you, you don’t become a fighter. You become a senseless killer. Now, are we going to fight or what?
ADAM: (He continues to look at Apollo, before giving a slight chuckle) You’re a strange one. Alright then, let’s go
(Apollo rushed at ADAM again, as he swung his sword at him)
ADAM: (Doing his predict to Apollo’s strike, he continued to move his blade around, as Apollo was now trying to hit multiple locations inside of just his head this time)
Apollo: (Though he was only using his left hand, he was still capable to giving some powerful strikes)
ADAM: (He began to throw his own attacks at Apollo, hoping to get through his defenses)
Apollo: (Seeing these attacks, instead of blocking, he dodged. He moved to the left and right, waiting for the right moment. Once ADAM swung to the left, Apollo knew he had him. He ducked underneath the blade and swung his sword forward, slicing through ADAM’s chest. The cut was deep and clearly did damage)
ADAM: (Seeing his chest sliced open, he fell back onto the ground) Now… That was truly a fight. I mistook you as just an immature child, but I see that you are more than that. You truly can hold your own. You should head to the elevator now. You only have nine minutes
Apollo: Before I go… What is your name… Your real name
ADAM: Call me… Isaac
Apollo: Alright, Isaac. (He turned to the elevator, as he waved his hand) See you around (He stepped into the elevator, and pushed the red emergency button. Once he did, the elevator shot backwards, removing itself from the base, as it began to fall to earth. Before it crashed, a parachute shot out from the top, and the elevator began to fall down to earth)
ADAM: (While he was inside the base, he smiled as the battle came to an end) Apollo… Good luck
(Before long, the base came in contact with the moon. The base exploded, creating a massive hole-like crater in the moon that could be seen from the earth. One thing was for certain: ADAM was dead).



~7:30 PM
December 31st 2079
Takedown Tower~

Apollo: (Having been invited by Mr. Biggs, he made his way up the six hundred story building. At the top, Mr. Biggs waited for Apollo)
Mr. Biggs: Hello, Rank 2
Apollo: What’s this all about, Mr. Biggs?
Mr. Biggs: You made it all the way to the top of the ranks in just the span of a year. I must commend you for your efforts, boy. Of course, you aren’t at the home stretch just yet. You still have to fight me. But, before we fight, I thought that maybe we should get to know each other. I want to talk with you one last time. Come, sit
(Apollo saw that Mr. Biggs was sitting at a large dining table, the entire table covered in an assortment of sushi. Apollo sat at the opposite end of the table)
Mr. Biggs: Sushi is quite a remarkable dish, don’t you think. I’ve always enjoyed eating eat, but even with my money, I would save it for special occasions such as this. I believe that this is the last time I will get to enjoy this delicacy, so it’s best to enjoy it now
Apollo: What makes you think that you’re gonna die? You’re the champion. You should be more confident in yourself
Mr. Biggs: Maybe I should. But of course, I feel as though… You aren’t done with your violent journey. I feel as though the real challenge is just about to begin
Apollo: What do you mean?
Mr. Biggs: Well, call it a hunch… But I feel that there is someone who is going to take your title as Champion
Apollo: As long as people are selfish, there’s always gonna be someone who wants to aim for the top, isn’t there?
Mr. Biggs: That’s right. But this is different… It just may be someone close to you
Apollo: (He stared silently at Mr. Biggs as he said this)
Mr. Biggs: Well, looks like it’s about time (He finishes his plate, wiping his mouth with a napkin) Come, we should head to our arena (He lead Apollo to the elevator, who was still in thought of Mr. Biggs’ words)

~8:00 PM
December 31st 2079
Takedown Tower - Top Floor~

(Apollo followed Mr. Biggs to the very top of Takedown Tower, where he was met with a large office, the walls made to have a golden appearance, a golden-like dest in the center, a red rug on the ground, a golden chandelier hanging from a ceiling, and a massive window behind the desk that overlooked the city. The cameras continued to be inside even the tower. Mr. Biggs reached into his pocket, taking out his microphone, as he looked at the cameras)
Mr. Biggs: Ladies and gentlemen, this is it! The moment you have all been waiting for! Rank 2, Apollo Juichi, has fought all the top ten, but now, he is faced with his final champion. Fighting the owner of Takedown TV and it’s grand champion, Mr. Biggs! Let the show begin (He tossed his microphone to the side, as he turned to Apollo) Are you ready?
Apollo: You’re damn right I am
Mr. Biggs: (He chuckles) That’s what I like to hear (He grabbed his suit and threw it off, revealing his muscular body, covered in foriegn tattoos) Then let the fight begin (He held up his fists, ready to fight)
Apollo: (Held his sword tightly, as he readied himself to fight the champion)
Cliches. I absolutely DESPISE cliches. It shows that the writers are too lazy to come up with anything original, and IT TICKS ME OFF.

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BUT there are those cliches that you just can't help but love. Whether it's because they're cool, funny, or downright awesome, you just can't resist loving the crap out of them! And it's no wonder they never seem to leave.

My name is Jared, and today we're counting down My Top 10 Anime Cliches!

#10. Deserved Slapstick

What I mean by this is a character doing something wrong/bad and paying for it. It's not only satisfying to see the douche-bag of a person...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - Rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. Pinkie Pie, and Rainbow Dash are best friends. This is how they first met.

Rainbow Dash: *Walking along the streets of Pornstarville*
Pinkie Pie: *Appears out of nowhere* Guten tag!
Rainbow Dash: Hi there.
Pinkie Pie: Would you like to be my friend?
Rainbow Dash: Of course.
Twilight: *Appears* Man, this...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - Rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. Applejack was at Sweet Apple Acres with Big Macintosh. Instead of being brother, and sister, they are married, and Applebloom is their daughter.

Applejack: *Looking at all of the trees in her orchard* Man, that's a lot of trees out there.
Big Macintosh: *Uninterested* Eeyup.
Applejack: I'll have my work...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - Rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. Twilight was working with Applejack in Sweet Apple Acres.

Applejack: Thanks for helping me sugarcube.
Twilight: No problem man. I got nothing better to do with my boring life. Also, Spike kept telling me to go outside.
Spike: The only thing she was doing was watching television.
Twilight: Bullshit nigga!...
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Announcer: LEGEND OF ZELDA: WIND WAKER HD!!! (Not caring) It’s pretty
Narrator: Evil guy came, hero killed him, he left, evil guy came back, killed everyone. GAMEPLAY TIME!
Aryl: Happy birthday brother
Link: It’s not my birthday
Aryl: It is now
Link: If you say so
(Later)
Grandma: Fuck you Link. Now takes these clothes and get out of my site
Link: I hate clothes
(Later)
Link: I hate telescopes (Looks through it and sees the Postman) I hate postmen (Looks up to see a giant bird) I hate birds (Drops girl into forest) I hate girls falling to their deaths in the woods…. Oh, and I hate references to...
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Songs. What can be said about music. It has been around for ages. From the beauty of Classical music, to the new generation of Jazz, to the godly Classic Rock, to the new age Dubste- NO! THAT IS NOT MUSIC!!! JUST FUCKING NO!!! However, we all listen to songs, but, what we don’t know at times is that… what are the singers actually singing. Sure, some of us know the lyrics, but, then there are songs that have lyrics that are really dark. But, when they are added to such happy tunes, they are just so… crazy. So, I decided to show you all the Top Ten Songs that have darkest lyrics. Enjoy....
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Medley: (Touching Link’s hair)
Link: Will you stop that
Medley: But I can’t help it
Link: Well, you better try and help it, otherwise, I’ll cut off your head
Tetra: No you won’t
Link: (Angrily) No I won’t
(Later, at Forest Haven)
Link: Oh, not these annoying hippy bastards
Tetra: Oh, they can’t be that ba-
Great Deku Tree: Oh, Link, it is good to see you again
Tetra: AHH
Link: Told you
Great Deku Tree: Calm down, little one, no need to wor-
Tetra: Stay the fuck away from me, you creep
Great Deku Tree: Goodness you’re rude.
Link: Yeah, try having her drag you around like a dog.
Great Deku Tree:...
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Link: Okay, so, who is the next helpless idiot we need to help
Tetra: Well, the next person on the list is a girl named Maggie.
Link: Go on
Tetra: Well, she is a rich girl and-
Link: Stop right there. That's all I needed to hear. If she's rich, she must be beautiful
Tetra: Uh, Link, I don't think you should-
Link: Shut up, you're not fucking me over like last time
(Later, at the House of Wealth)
Link: Okay, so, where can we find Maggie
Maggie's Father: Oh, hello. How can I help you
Link: Hey, I am here to help your daughter
Maggie's Father: Yeah, who cares? Why don't you help me? I need you to go and...
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Link: Oh, fucking finally. I thought we'd never get off that piece of shit island.
Tetra: Yeah, I mean, what kind of rewards were that
Link: Glad you see it my way
Tetra: And all it took was your constant bitching to convince me so it would shut you the hell up
Link: It's not bitching, it's complaining
Tetra: Whatever, there is the next island
Link: Isn't that the Forsaken Fortress
Tetra: Yeah, so what
Link: Isn't there like, hundreds of monsters, there
Tetra: Yeah, but you have a sword
Link: Hmm. Good point. So, what do I need to do
Tetra: Just fight some ghost to the death
Link: Can, and most certainly,...
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Okay, so, when you think of violent video games, where you kill civilians and police officers, some people think of Grand Theft Auto, or Saints Row. Well, those are good choices, but, those actually have objectives, where you don't really kill either of them. But, is there a game where you go and murder innocent people, with no rhyme or reason. Well, that's what this game has done. This game, which has been deemed the most violent game ever... is Hatred... Hold on to your seats, everyone. This may be too much.
So, the purpose of this game is that you play as a Rob Zombie Look-A-Like, who hates...
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So, there are people out there who prefer anime over western cartoons and there are people who prefer western cartoons over anime. Me, personally, well, if you asked me at the age of seven, I would have said western. But, given the shit we see today, I think its obvious that anime is still making better shows. Sure, they're no Samurai Jack, Teen Titans, or Avatar: The Last Airbender, but you know what else they aren't? Teen Titans GO, Annoying Orange TV Show, and everything on Nick. So, some genius thought of a way to make an anime that has the western style animation. That show would be the...
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Hello, everyone, and welcome to Windwakerguy430's Death Sentence- I mean, Top Ten Overrated Anime of All Time. Now, let me get one thing clear. When I say overrated, I don't hate it. I just feel it gets more praise then it deserves. Unless I say point blank that I hate it, then I hate it. Okay. Then, lets start the list

10: Pokemon - Now, this one really hurts me to put on the list, and unlike the other ones that hurts to put on this list, this is probably the most painful, as Pokemon is my most favorite anime of all time. I love this anime. It has some good comedy and the characters are wonderful...
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Nate: (Smashes a zombies head in with a bat) (Stops) Hold on. Now, if you're going to get any idea of what is going on, I think its best that we start from the beginning
(July 12th... One Day from Outbreak)
Nate: (Sleeping in bed) (Alarm clock rings and wakes him up) (Gets out of bed)
Chris: (Watching television)
Nate: (Walks in wearing a store uniform) Chris, when did you wake up
Chris: Oh. I never slept
Nate: I see....... Anyway, I'm going to get to work, okay. You just do... Whatever
Chris: Yep
Nate: (Walks out of the house)
Chris: (Keeps watching TV)

(10:00 AM.... 18 Hours Until Outbreak)
Nate: (Standing...
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Source: me
added by Windwakerguy430
Source: me
Now, this is a story about the cursed Sonic game, and how it became one of the most famous cursed games ever..... Why, I have no gucking clue. Honestly, Sonic.EXE is a pisspoor story.
It starts with this guy, will call him Stupid, because that's exactly what he is, who gets a Sonic game called Sonic.EXE, which he got from his friend, and he says to not play it. Then why the hell did you send him the damn game.
Anyway, he starts the game up, and it shows the logo with Sonic having red eyes, the water turns blood red and the Sega logo at the bottom says "Sega 6 6 6".... And this sucks, because...
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Medli: Oh, damn, I've been trying to genetically create Link by using that blood sample. Maybe I need a seaman sample as well. Perhaps I can seduce him to- Wait, if I did that then why would I need to create this clone of his in the first place
Link: Hey, Medli
Medli: Link. You've returned. I knew you'd come back for-
Link: Yeah, whatever. Listen, I need to find some psychotic bird human hybrid, and you fit that position well, so, come on
Medli: Wait, what would my father think
Link: I already talked to him
(Flashback)
Link: And that's why I need your daughter
Postman King: But can't you just take...
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Hello everyone, and today, we will be talking about the memes from the hit show, and one of my favorite shows, My Little Pony, Friendship is Magic.
Now, what can be said about this show. It's amazing. But, how did it get so many memes. Well, come along, lets find out, everypony....... I hope you all enjoyed me saying everypony, because I am never going to say it again.
So, the show started in October 2010. MLP was created by Lauren Faust, mostly known for her other great works like Powerpuff Girls and Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends, so, its no wonder why this show is amazing. Of course, the...
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