Girl: (Listening to Justin Beiber music)
Brother: Sis, what are you doing
Girl: Listening to Justin Bieber
Brother: Ugh. Why?
Girl: He’s amazing. I’ve got Bieber Fever
(28 Days Later)
News Anchor: An entire family was found dead after a girl played the song, “Baby”, by Justin Bieber.
(At the Government Place)
Worker 1: Damn it! If these teens keep contracting the illness, there’s no telling what may happen
Worker 2: What do we do?
Worker 3: We just got to keep people from listening to that song. How many people have listened to it
Worker 4: Uh….. (Looks on Youtube) The video has…… over one billion views
(THIS IS NOT A JOKE! SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK!)
Worker 1: …. God help us all
News Anchor: Within only a week, the entire population of the planet has been halved. We must do what we can to avoid this from spreading, and stop spreading the Bieber Fever
Doctor: (Pulls over the drapes of an infected man, covered in sores) What happened?
Nurse: It seems he had Bieber Fever
Doctor: Did he have anything on him
Nurse: Nothing but this iPod
Doctor: (Plays it in his ear and hears “Baby”) …….. Kill me……….. KILL ME!
Scientists: Okay, we have a cure to fight off Bieber Fever
Government Worker: Will it work
Scientists: It has to
Bioterrorist: (Pulls out a radio) Not if I have anything to say about it (Plays “Baby”)
(The scientist and Government Worker begin to get the symptoms)
Bioterrorist: Beliebers For Life
(Men in decontamination suits burn down an apartment building with suspected infected inside)
Man: Please, we don’t have Bieber Fever
Decontamination Worker: Shut up (Hits him in the face with his rifle)
(A group of suspected infected are gunned down against a wall and placed in body bags)
(A group of people rob a small grocery store, but are gunned down by decontamination workers)
(Decontamination workers with flamethrowers set fire to a pile of corpses)
News Anchor: It has been over six months since Bieber Fever has been going around. Over five hundred thousand people remain in the human population. So far, no word of a cure. We are at its mercy… But not me… Not anymore (Shoots himself in the head)
Brother: Sis, what are you doing
Girl: Listening to Justin Bieber
Brother: Ugh. Why?
Girl: He’s amazing. I’ve got Bieber Fever
(28 Days Later)
News Anchor: An entire family was found dead after a girl played the song, “Baby”, by Justin Bieber.
(At the Government Place)
Worker 1: Damn it! If these teens keep contracting the illness, there’s no telling what may happen
Worker 2: What do we do?
Worker 3: We just got to keep people from listening to that song. How many people have listened to it
Worker 4: Uh….. (Looks on Youtube) The video has…… over one billion views
(THIS IS NOT A JOKE! SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK!)
Worker 1: …. God help us all
News Anchor: Within only a week, the entire population of the planet has been halved. We must do what we can to avoid this from spreading, and stop spreading the Bieber Fever
Doctor: (Pulls over the drapes of an infected man, covered in sores) What happened?
Nurse: It seems he had Bieber Fever
Doctor: Did he have anything on him
Nurse: Nothing but this iPod
Doctor: (Plays it in his ear and hears “Baby”) …….. Kill me……….. KILL ME!
Scientists: Okay, we have a cure to fight off Bieber Fever
Government Worker: Will it work
Scientists: It has to
Bioterrorist: (Pulls out a radio) Not if I have anything to say about it (Plays “Baby”)
(The scientist and Government Worker begin to get the symptoms)
Bioterrorist: Beliebers For Life
(Men in decontamination suits burn down an apartment building with suspected infected inside)
Man: Please, we don’t have Bieber Fever
Decontamination Worker: Shut up (Hits him in the face with his rifle)
(A group of suspected infected are gunned down against a wall and placed in body bags)
(A group of people rob a small grocery store, but are gunned down by decontamination workers)
(Decontamination workers with flamethrowers set fire to a pile of corpses)
News Anchor: It has been over six months since Bieber Fever has been going around. Over five hundred thousand people remain in the human population. So far, no word of a cure. We are at its mercy… But not me… Not anymore (Shoots himself in the head)
