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Originally, this is what I had planned for the first chase, but I thought of something else, and was more happier with that.

Applebloom: Howdy Sweetie Belle. Why are all of the students standing outside? Shouldn't we be in the school?
Sweetie Belle: Oh Applebloom! It's terrible! Cheerilee got fired!
Applebloom: What? Who would do that to Cheerilee?
Sweetie Belle: Some stallion that drives an orange car. Not only did he fire Cheerilee, but he also took Diamond Tiara, and Silver Spoon away. No one has seen them since.
Applebloom: We might be next.
Sweetie Belle: We were told to stay here until he returned. You're lucky he hasn't seen you yet.
Scootaloo: *Looks down the road, and sees an orange car coming* I don't know about that.
Sweetie Belle: Applebloom, you have to get out of here. Find someone to help us, and save Cheerilee, and the others if they haven't been killed yet.
Applebloom: Okay. *Sees a brown stallion get in a car, and runs towards it* Hey Mister, I need a ride! Someone is trying to hurt me!
Brown Pony: Hop in.
Applebloom: *Runs to the other side of the car, and sits next to the driver*
Brown Stallion: *Drives the car*
Stallion: *Sees Applebloom in the car, turns around, and chases it*
Sweetie Belle: Good luck Applebloom.

Song: link

Applebloom: *Looks behind her* There he is.
Brown Stallion: *Sees the orange car get closer to him, and floors it*
Stallion: *Follows the brown stallion's car*
Applebloom: *Looks at the orange car*
Stallion: *Lightly taps the back of the car Applebloom is in*
Brown Stallion: *Turns left*
Stallion: *Gets to the right side of the car Applebloom is in, and pushes it to the left*
Brown Stallion: *Nearly hits a dark green Cadillac, then turns right*
Stallion: *Hits a fire hydrant*

A police pony saw the chase heading towards the intersection he was controlling. He decided to act fast, and save the two ponies being chased.

Police Pony: *Makes the light change red*
Brown Stallion: *Passes the intersection*
Stallion: *About to cross the intersection, but gets hit on the right from a big rig hauling a flatbed. He then crashes into a black car that looks just like his*

Applebloom knew she was safe now. She decided to go tell Rainbow Dash about the horrible news.

Stop the song

Brown Stallion: *Stops the car*
Applebloom: *Gets out, and looks at Rainbow Dash's cloudhouse* Rainbow Dash?! *Stands on top of an Oldsmobile* Rainbow Dash, I need your help!!
Rainbow Dash: *Comes out of her cloud house, and lands in front of Applebloom* What's the problem? *Sees a purple car stop behind Applebloom* (Who's car could this be?)
Stallions: *Get out of the car, and walk toward Applebloom* You there! You're underarrest, and the stallion you were with will be executed for betrayal.
Applebloom: Leave me alone!! *Gets arrested*
Stallions: *Executes the stallion, then drags Applebloom towards their car*
Applebloom: This is a mad house!! A maad hooouse!!! *Gets placed in the trunk of the car*
Stallions: *Drive away*

Rarity, and Tirek's alternate conversation

One day, Rarity parked her car in front of Carousel Boutique

Rarity: *Walks into her boutique* I'm so glad my work is done. Now I can masturbate non stop for two hours! *Sees Tirek*
Tirek: Come here Rarity. We need to talk.
Rarity: *Comes closer to Tirek*
Tirek: I'm not happy with you Rarity. Do you know why?
Rarity: No sir Mr. Tirek sir.
Tirek: You were fifteen minutes late yesterday when delivering your dresses to Neigh York City. Explain yourself.
Rarity: With all due respect, it was the police at the entrance of the Holland Tunnel. They wouldn't let me pass, even though I had fifty cents, for the toll.
Tirek: Now Rarity, I know you're not a bad pony. You know what happens to bad ponies here. Right?
Stallion: *Sticks his head into the room* They get sent away. *Leaves*
Tirek: I shall see you later. *Leaves the boutique*

Cameo's all around. Fanpop users, and other MLP characters sing along with Rainbow Dash

Song: link

Rainbow Dash: *Pulls the wagons* I think I can. I think I can. I think I can.
Stallion: Wait a minute, didn't this already happen in one episode?
Applejack: Yeah, but the song is so catchy it makes you wanna sing along. Don't it?

After two characters finish singing, restart the song at 0:06

Stallion: I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can.
Applejack: I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can.
Fluttershy: I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: *Holding a sign saying it's time for the fanpop users to sing* I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can.
NocturnalMirage: I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can.
Jade-23: I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can.
Windwakerguy430: I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can.
Canada24: *Dressed as an evil magician* No you can't. No you can't.
SeanTheHedgehog: *Punches Canada24* SHUT THE FUCK UP!!

The final deleted scene is this. After Pinkie Pie's "unauthorized meeting" she pulls two wagons of cakes, and encounters the stallion driving the orange car.

That night, Pinkie Pie was doing her last job for the day.

Pinkie Pie: *Pulling two wagons containing cakes* Time to deliver zhese to zhat house with zhe pink pony zhat keeps passing out after over reacting. I zhink her name is Lily.
Stallion: *Drives his car towards Pinkie Pie, and stops inches away from her*
Pinkie Pie: You're one of Tirek's ponies. Vhat are you doing here?!
Stallion: To take care of you you German! *Slowly knocks Pinkie Pie down with his car*
Pinkie Pie: Nein! *Falls down, and gets unhitched from her wagons*
Stallion: *Gets out, and picks up Pinkie Pie* You're coming with me.
Pinkie Pie: I don't vant to!
Stallion: I don't care! *Handcuffs Pinkie Pie's legs together, and puts her in the car. He drives away*
King of Red Lions: We did it Link. We collected all eight pieces
Link: ABOUT TI- (Ahem) I mean, about time. So now what
King of Red Lions: Now we head back down to the sacred realm
Link: Now wait, before you do this, you should warn me when your going to go into- (Boat goes under water)

Link: GODDAMN IT
King of Red Lions: Anyway, you should check on Zelda
Link: Oh, right. How long has it been exactly
King of Red Lions: Um............. about a week
Link: ............... oh shit

Link: Tetra, are you still alive
Tetra: It's about time. I've been stuck in this goddamn place for weeks. I'm cold, hungry, and...
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Oh, Pokemon. It was one of the things I loved so much in my childhood other then Zelda. IT has its own games, toys, trading cards, TV shows, manga, and, in this case, fan fictions. This show had lost of fanfictions. Some good like No Antidote, the Pokemon Rebellion, and The Midsummer Knight's Dream. Then there was the bad ones like Pokemon Ultiment (Yes the spelling of Ultimate was messed up on purpose. That's how its spelled) Forever Mine, and Darkest Night........ Then..... There's The Pokemon Story.
This has to be, without a doubt, the worst fanfic I have ever read. Worse then Trixie's Funhouse....
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I'm just going to say it, I hate Saints Row: The Third. Now, there may be some people who know this game, unless you play Grand Theft Auto. Now, Saints Row used to be good. Saint Row 1 was a fun game, and then came Saint's Row 2 which was even better. But, then came this abomination, known only as Saint's Row: The Third. Why do I hate this crappy game. I'll give you ten reasons. (They will not go in order of how I hate them. They'll just be random)

10: Activities: In the Saints Row games, there are activities you can do to earn you respect and cash. In Saint's Row 2, we had lots of fun ones....
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So remember back when I reviewed Fable II that I liked both of the first Fable games and how I am not a true L337 Gamer as a result? Well, this is the other of the two Fable games, Fable the first, or Fable: The Lost Chapters, as I have never played the original Fable, or Anniversary for that matter.
Fable: The Lost Chapters has a story as unoriginal as the sequel. A young boy’s village is burned down and he goes to train and become a hero in a world where people need heroes to do things. As he goes about these tasks, he later gets involved with a quest that involves immortal deities,...
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Back when I was going around to different movie rental places and libraries, I would always rent video games, and one of my most frequently rented games was the original Max Payne. I never played Max Payne 3 and only a few parts of Max Payne 2, so I don’t know what they are like, but after playing so much of the original Max Payne, I’m actually kind of curious to play those games.
Max Payne follows the character… Max Payne, a hard boiled New York detective with the most noir thing ever, dead family. As he investigates the new drug Valkyrie, he is framed for the murder of a fellow...
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You know, though I have been reviewing horror games for a while now, it’s been awhile since I reviewed a horror, or at least, a horror-themed rail shooter. The last one being a year ago, and that was… Rock of the Dead. Kind of regretting my look on that game, to be honest. Which is weird, because there are a few good horror rail shooters out there. Hell, House of the Dead was made on that premise. That and bad voice acting. But hey, speaking of bad voice acting, Resident Evil is a pretty good horror game franchise. (What a shitty segway). So, when you put the two together, what do you get?...
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What about The Hunger Games?
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Hey, it’s Sonic…….. (Cough, cough). Yeah, if I were to shout Sonic back in the 90s, I’m sure everyone would have cheered like crazy. Nowadays, Sonic is just a shell of it’s former self, being the talk of worst games ever or cringe worthy fan art. Blame it on the video game industry wanting to make a quick buck. Sonic has made so many terrible mistakes and lied so much, he might as well be a politician. Now, do I hate Sonic. No… well, not as much as most people. He had some good games back in his golden days, but those days are in the past now, and Sonic is making more mistakes than...
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Three guards were watching over the tired up Maggie and Glenn.

"Your ganna pay for this!" Maggie cried angrily.

"Hahaha.. What. Am gonna get my throat slide or something!?" guard one cried, laughing st his own joke.

Suddenly appeared out of nowhere, grabbing the laughing guard from behind, and ironically slitting the guards throat with a large knife.

Before the second guard could react Rick body slammed the guard onto a wall and stabbed guard deep into to his hyoid area, killing him almost instantly.

The third guard reached for a knife and attempted to stab Rick from behind but suddenly an axe was...
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Narrator: Once, in the land of the Great Sea, there was a young, brave, and courageous boy named Link. He was a dumb little shit, and he was kind of an asshole, really, but, he went through many hardships, fought countless monsters, and was a total dick to everyone. He met a young female pirate named Tetra, who he tried to hit on a dozen times, because, like I said, he was a real asshole. However, Spoiler Alert, Link was able to find that Tetra was actually the Princess Zelda. But, After this, she was kidnapped by the evil green skinned man, Ganondorf. So, Link used every ounce of his doucheness...
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Today, I will be reviewing Sonic.EXE 2. Well, how is it. Well, lets just say second verse same as the first.... In other words, IT SUCKS.
So, it is about these two detectives, Derek and Chelsea who, oddly, are brother and sister. So, they are investigating this crime about this killer who rips open peoples mouth and carves a number into there chest. The only evidence is a busted computer with the Sonic.EXE game downloaded on it... and let me remind you, they were able to find this on a fucking broken computer.
Anyway, Chelsea starts acting weird and Derek comes to the conclusion that Chelsea...
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Oh look, its Jeff the Killer. Jeff the Killer. Jeff the motherfucking Killer. Yeah, well fuc you you overrated prick. You suck.
Incase no one noticed, I fucking hate the Jeff the Killer story. I do. I really do. And why. Well, its a fucking disaster, that's why. It is poorly written, and there was no effort put into it at all. Lets start with that Jeff's brother gets arrested for defending himself. And the court instantly finds him guilty. What kind of fucking trial is that. The court system in Phoenix Wright are better then this fucking place.
Also, when Jeff gets set on fire, I'd like to point...
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???: get in the car Dex

Dex: *gets in car* this is what the hell you do!

???: yep *starts driving*

Dex: I almost got killed 3 times!

*BANG BANG BANG BANG*

Both: holy shi*!

Dex: make that 4 times!

???: hold on!

*ERRRCH*

Dex: why the hell did you bring me along!?

???: you figured out!

Dex: that does not mean that you have to bring me with you!

???: in the movies people usually want to tag
along!

Dex: why would you think I would want to tag along on a dangerous mission!?

???: I thought it would be a quick diplomat thing!

Dex: there are 10 guys chasing after us in sport cars!

???: WELCOME TO MY WORLD!
Court Lobby

Swift: Dear lord, that was too close
Lilly: Don't worry. It could have been worse
Swift: Worse?! I don't have much evidence and were bringing in a witness who saw you commit the crime. If I can't get any actual proof, were going to lose this case
Lilly: Don't worry. I know you can do it
Swift: !! W-what
Lilly: Here, I have this
Swift: What's this? A letter... I would like to see you tonight. I only want you to help me bring back the good old days. Please don't refuse. Come to my house at 10:00 on April 1st. Come alone. Signed... MARIAH
Lilly: Yeah, I was a little surprised too
Swift: Why...
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Steel Ball Run is said by many to be the greatest Jojo part in all of the Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure series. And I agree. It is definitely my most favorite part. It has some of the best story-telling of any of the parts, some great interactions between Johnny and Gyro, one of the most understandable villains in the entire series, some of the best Jojo side characters, and, of course, the topic of today’s article, some of the best Stands in the series. Are they all good, sadly no, but thankfully, the good definitely outweighs the bad when it comes to Stands of the Steel Ball Run universe....
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Hello, everyone, and today on this article of Jojo-nuary, we will be ranking my own list of all of the Jojo’s. All eight of them. Now, before I start this off, I want to say right now that I enjoy all of the Jojo’s. Even the bad ones that you probably don’t like. They are all great in their own ways and they are all as wonderful as the last. So, today, I am going to rank the eight Jojo’s from my least favorite to my most favorite. Some of them may be different. Some of you may have a different Jojo that you see as your favorite, or maybe you may not like a Jojo as much as I do. Just...
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Hello, everyone. Now, Halloween is only a few days away…. Like, ten weeks away… Well, I want to get an early start, so, for all of you, I am going to make ten different top tens for the next following Saturdays. And what better way than to start with the top ten demons. Now, demons are the little red creatures that you find lurking the in the depths of hell, or in some part of the media. Now, first some rules. Only one demon per franchise, and only from what I have seen, or played. Also, I am including ANYTHING! Be it movies, games, TV shows, whatever. It’s so that way, I can make these...
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………… This isn’t what it looks like, I swear……… Okay, so maybe it is what it looks like, but trust me, this is in fact a horror game. Let me repeat that. This is, in fact, a horror game, a psychological horror game, that screws with you emotionally and mentally, and tricks you by being something else… So does that mean I can review Doki Doki Literature Club without making myself look less anti-social.



…… Let me repeat myself, this is a horror game. Also, THIS ENTIRE ARTICLE IS A SPOILER FOR DOKI DOKI LITERATURE CLUB! DO NOT READ THIS ARTICLE IF YOU PLAN ON READING...
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Guys, I am not making this up, this is probably the darkest one by far. Sure, it may not be so bad when we get to later stories, but trust me, by far, this is my darkest one. So, back when I was like nine, and I was still living in a suburban neighborhood. And let me tell you, this neighborhood is like one of those late 70’s sitcoms. I mean, this place was so caucasian, that I felt like I was in a winter wonderland. But anyway, we went to this one park called Hueston Woods back when we all actually gave a shit about going outside (Yeah, imagine that. Kids actually used to go outside). Anyway,...
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